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Meg Elison @megelison Oakland, CA

Author. Philip K. Dick Award Winner, Tiptree Honors. Producer @cliterarysalon. Active member @SFWA and @paythewriter. https://t.co/4JnHyBEG1b she/they/sir 🏳️‍🌈

1,220 Following   11,052 Followers   64,924 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/21/08


would be cool if liberals tried saying “UNIONIZE” as often as they said “VOTE”
Retweeted by Meg Elison @ericoscott first the cake thing and now thisMentally, i am here. https://t.co/iejYaOHFV1
Retweeted by Meg Elison @hottestsingles ptt to the ppl @frahulettaes @Keffy https://t.co/8oHyWzKeCo @frahulettaes @Keffy ptt to the ppl @TheVeles this is extremely correct niche shade
10/20
2020
@poppersthepony I’d write that @J_R_Dawson ptt to the ppl! @see_starling @NatalieZed @lisafdavis holy fuck me too let's rent a cabin and read this thing aloud @chloehsmith Danke!the new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." https://t.co/NkuxsTJtxs
Retweeted by Meg Elison @poppersthepony I thought it was watching a limo go the wrong way down a one way? 😂Idk who needs to hear this but you can mute yourself on Zoom and then just hold down the space bar when you want to… https://t.co/JddQ4H7tvWFiction submission guidelines be like “we are OK with sex but it must fit the story, it can be erotic but not titil… https://t.co/7hseuCUANa
Retweeted by Meg ElisonJust saw Barbie’s pink Corvette in the breakdown lane of 580W.the best thing about being a writer is that reading books is part of the workflow.
Retweeted by Meg ElisonBusted Synapses by @ericasatifka is "the cyberpunk cry of Generation Screwed—a shrewd look at transhumanism through… https://t.co/vxL0KVGWsB
Retweeted by Meg Elison @ZibbyZ It is humbling! And bizarre! @ZibbyZ @mostlymartha ahhh thank you! Nah, OTC for now. I use this https://t.co/ggLAnrRmW4 @ZibbyZ @mostlymartha Yeah I do that just to keep it straight. It’s C on Mon and Fri, retinol on Sun and Weds, and… https://t.co/MnccL1RFgDVoted #NoOnProp22 https://t.co/gSgcH8vapv
Retweeted by Meg Elison @LaughAtlantis @the_real_tyler Oh, no! You should know that people who live in places like the Bay are forever wond… https://t.co/3EgNNRoeyp @mostlymartha Oh boy! Vitamin C serum twice a week. Retinol twice a week. Heavy moisturizer every day. @martinifontaine I got mine made custom in brass by an Etsy seller. Definitely seek that out; it’s worth it.Portland, Oregon, my friends: https://t.co/cQmjHnswCu
Retweeted by Meg Elison @grumpymartian Yeah little metal oneZoomween? Google hangman? Skeletype? https://t.co/Q85W2ZPT9W
Retweeted by Meg Elison @lettie_prell It’s one of my favorite genres of writingOh my god these kids are dressed up as the cast of Schitt's Creek https://t.co/PVLwxxZPRr
Retweeted by Meg ElisonSo many journalists, editors and TV producers continue to obsess over undecided voters who don’t have anything illu… https://t.co/5Biem4ReNZ
Retweeted by Meg Elison @NancyHightower Last Christmas/I dumped your body/the very next day/ it came after me @rogerjva Have you seen Rowan Morrison?? @williamgreen You are so right. @the_real_tyler Hey how’s Rhode Island??This is eXtREmeLy CuRsEd sidewalk debris, even for my neighborhood. https://t.co/Kb3vAXWlV2
10/19
2020
@EAustin1969 Oooo orange whip! @clare_bare_82 It’s worth cooking three lactaid over a bic and shooting it up @tylikcat That makes sense! Vanilla wasn’t everywhere for a long time.Join @SeriousMolly & @RebeccaRush639 as they interview Molly's friend, author @MegElison re: her stunning YA novel… https://t.co/UdBoa6TGOR
Retweeted by Meg Elison @tylikcat That sounds good!Today is the last day to sign up! https://t.co/L5F58pHfQKIn the absence of vanilla extract, it is fine and good to whip rye whiskey into your fresh cream. Works dandy. https://t.co/0wL1j4lwYw @scribblesassin I wish any of my grandparents had lived to see me publish. That would have really been something, e… https://t.co/M1sbAJ8i57 @agreyeyedgirl This is the Jiaron kit, but it’s my first so I don’t have a sophisticated opinion yet. @bergopolis Pink and blue and white and gold!FWIW, I also think beads are faster.I would never buy white wax, since I use white stationery. But it provides beautiful contrast to other colors. https://t.co/xxLQuMSZ10I’ve always used sealing wax sticks. But I got a wax bead kit and it’s a good change! https://t.co/nfouTHBqHJ @scribblesassin Every. Damn. Day.This month on my Patreon: satire on sexism, advice about editing as you go, and a happy hour hangout! Bonus: new sp… https://t.co/wxlH9wOjJTMy boss was talking to me today how he thinks the minimum wage is too high, to me, his minimum wage employee
Retweeted by Meg Elison @kierstenwhite @slayerfestx98 @alastairjpatton @ianxcarlos I will be the secretly smart bad kid who says all the gorram curse words. @ECthetwit https://t.co/TEpjwlmf0V @isaac_fellman someone mentioned in a write-in on Friday that they were doing an Amadeus-inspired YA and the room fairly exploded about thatToday we’ll be recording our first episode covering Firefly! @kierstenwhite, @alastairjpatton, @megelison, and… https://t.co/N9lViI9P3t
Retweeted by Meg Elison @sydneyelainexo I would love to receive a fat little partridge bearing notes and pics of cats tbh @sydneyelainexo I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you’re sending messages via bird right now @PennyRed We have good taste! @thewritesky thank you!Mentally I am here. https://t.co/a4GveqwJ0U
Retweeted by Meg Elison @DrJenGunter you are 100% not the only one @meganarkenberg I'm trying to bring on the fall @goldride thank you! @rogercanaff ah, the comp of my very heart 🖤 @hesterjrook this one hooked me like a fish as I walked byI ran out of 24 Faubourg and got Maison Margiela Replica By The Fireplace, for those keeping score at home @thatjamiethomas it is uuuunnnnffffff @_alexrowland Maison Margiela Replica By The Fireplace @thatjamiethomas Maison Margiela Replica By The Fireplacetfw you get a new perfume and you just keep huffing it while huskily whispering fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck meIn case you're missing it @fiyahlitmag is showing the industry how an award ceremony/awards in general should be done 🖤🦷
Retweeted by Meg Elison @ericoscott https://t.co/zSC8n2CelD“Imagining the world we want to live in is the most powerful way to envision a world that other people might want t… https://t.co/UAVHPca8gJ
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10/18
2020
@BSDRiviera ❤️❤️❤️❤️ @SmellLikeGirl Thank you so much!! @kellyoyo 🖤🖤🖤 @magicaldotpapi BEST dream complimentGot invited to drink tea outdoors with people so you know what: #selfie. https://t.co/MJ1N3mizaC @SkrivaFel Oh yeah, she's great. @SkrivaFel There's a lot of great writing to back up that padded ass. @IncitingARiot Lol my showerhead casts chaos at me, bitch try harder😂 @IncitingARiot Also useful for a working to gtfo... @jenbamo I have always loved them @bethmorgan awww I forgot all about that @premeesaurus man THAT is a whole panel @premeesaurus and very good advice on dealing with an agent relationship that isn't working!Self care is canceled. We’re doing acid and yelling at the moon naked
Retweeted by Meg Elison @ChrisGriswold oh hell yes @Magicknegro hot shit!Pearl Jam and VAST at House of Blues. https://t.co/A0Ey8roZLd @premeesaurus holy DAMN @WayBetterThanTV ahhhhh thank you, long-missed friend! @communalsauce Thank you! @jacksbranch Thank you so much? @AndreaBlythe Thank you!! @SmileGena 🖤🖤🖤🖤 @NotAgainBen 🖤🖤🖤 @Leebsster Thank you for passing the word!
10/17
2020

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