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an eldritch being. the shortest cosmonaut. bae valentine.

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Joined Twitter 11/25/08


@TeamMaxime .... when you have to block one of your own ......... https://t.co/LlxaFJ2Z8n @annalytical__ First person that does that gets the ban hammer*if it’s a cooling mattress even betterwho has good mattress recommendations for me I’m a side sleeper n like soft beds @Seigi_VA SQUIDWARD WE’LL BE NEIGHBORS!!! @Seigi_VA Wait you’re moving to Ny?!
8/4
2020
@AlmightySatchel I love u my sweet boy @flexmutual Thank you my precious angel I love you!! @astegeland Miss u beautiful Taurus @alloutofscones Thank u cutie!! @ehornz 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️im 26 now ♌️ https://t.co/n9W0jivKzG @Jessthecondor @CosmonautMarcus Yeah I hate this like a lotI’m going to be 26 in like 2 hours https://t.co/kvCihE8Lbk
8/3
2020
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8/1
2020
@Calicalendars 😭 @bonniesBUTT Omg i will never know peace now that I have this information. They destroyed him @Calicalendars Bastard Manfrom time to time I just think abt the ppl who romanced Solas on their first playthrough n I just have to laugh. Ge… https://t.co/noQma57iNtppl who romanced Solas: are y’all good? Like emotionally? @TeamMaxime This was truly a labor of love
7/31
2020
@top_tyr_looser wasn’t aware being anti racist was sacrilegious but go off!! @TeamMaxime I just realizing cutting his part out will benefit twofold. No landlords and no racism. Perfection. @DaisyPowerHour @TeamMaxime Daisy I will throw you across the equator you better eatcan someone send me a version of Breakfast at Tiffany’s with all the Mickey Rooney parts edited out
7/30
2020
@DaisyPowerHour I had one for like 5 years and even though it made me look like an amorphous blob I loved it @Jessthecondor You will always be my Retsuko @luchoalgusto No it’s my b! I highly recommend Penny Dreadful if you have an interest in horror. It’s a great show @luchoalgusto Oh sorry - thought u meant the last 2. The second one is Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful @luchoalgusto Fleabag from Fleabag and Jackie from That 70s Show @corvidposting It’s ok! I highly recommend all of these shows. It’s Yennefer from The Witcher, Vanessa Ives from Pe… https://t.co/oUzGaD7uK4 @corvidposting I was thinking more along the lines of sexually liberated women who really just want to be loved but yes!! Good noses tooI’m noticing a thread here https://t.co/0Te1JBBTOl https://t.co/YCalufTuWVThe Legend of Korra (2012) https://t.co/dRBPy5tdKdif past lives are real I have some words for the dumb bitch that came before me @Kofie How do u do this all the time !!! @Calicalendars I just ate half a bag of popcornlove when my body does that fun cute thing of waking me up before the suns up :)
7/29
2020
I’d like to go back to the psych ward please. https://t.co/QmWHw7mLI2Fresh new Meggie content for y’all!! https://t.co/6I2GCyu3QWcandy crush is ruining my life
7/28
2020
@highvalerian I’m so proud of them omggood morning I’d like my productivity to come back I miss her she was so cool
7/27
2020
Who’s gonna let me borrow their new Xbox so I can play Fable 4LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/HIfNVwqdaKthis is the content I live for https://t.co/LkEQuzssyD
7/23
2020
@DionicioRT I don’t want to 🤢you ever thought about leaving me alone forever https://t.co/TsQ9aOS5DB
7/22
2020
@TeamMaxime >:(Just found out that Kidding got cancelled do not text https://t.co/Y7IORbTCjy
7/21
2020
sometimes self care is chilling in a towel on your bed after a shower
7/20
2020
“isn’t that the point” relax officer fun police it’s a jokeI think we’d all be Captain Hook if we had our hand cut off and fed to a crocodile by a 12 year old who harasses us on a daily basis.
7/19
2020
@Greenhood300 Yes his mother knew this was going to happen 27 years ago obviouslyit took me forever to find this gem happy birthday stinky boy https://t.co/hzydQgtjei
7/17
2020
me in the kitchen after toasting an english muffin and putting cream cheese and jam on it https://t.co/auth1Qt4U6
7/16
2020
@CosmonautMarcus which episode of scooby doo is thisanyone else having the worst time focusing lately
7/15
2020
@caastlesart Honestly either Cliff or Mary or Popuri. Cliff is my numero uno thothe new harvest moon game is basically just friends of mineral town 2.0 but now you can kiss everyone regardless of… https://t.co/J4JGNijjHF @LuckyStarLord @cosmovarietyhr @codavh I love this 😍😍
7/14
2020
my last bit of serotonin doing the absolute bare minimum https://t.co/KB6DSfcG8T
7/13
2020
any finger that rts will be blessed by wealth next weekend https://t.co/22y8r396Ye
Retweeted by cosmonaut meg @TaschDraws This happens to me so often and then I just get overwhelmed and lay downputting on “coffee shop playlist” while I sit in my kitchen pretending I’m in a cafe just to feel something
7/12
2020
This was the last time I felt real joy https://t.co/tvR1szVuCg
7/11
2020
Today is the only day you can retweet this https://t.co/yLwGLkAua2
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7/10
2020
@TheDewpoke I miss you bb!!this rules https://t.co/jGRosRe6CO @CosmonautMarcus @ me next time bitch
7/9
2020
The newest Cosmonaut Picture Show has been an absolute gift of reaction images, @CosmonautMarcus, @meghanstheworst,… https://t.co/GQTRm1vrDZ
Retweeted by cosmonaut meg @700daysaway @CosmonautMarcus get in here kingWait if anyone knows what real Dating Around Bens @ is let us know we love himI’m back, baby https://t.co/gAFJ4chIJv @caastlesart Cracker Barrel is fucking awful
7/8
2020
@CosmonautMarcus I- https://t.co/JJcF8M91bg @CosmonautMarcus How dare u this is my first one in MONTHS!! @Joren_Onirom @kooisreal Lmaooo no delete this @codavh this is when I wish twitter had an edit button 😔Jim Carrey smash or pass @sjlizzio I think about this often
7/7
2020
@BostonBandito A wise decision @sean_bagel Sean I’ll block you and not think twicethere is now a cowfit pic on my OnlyFans i think it’ll really moo-ve you https://t.co/d3IUDFVtXW @TeamMaxime Click is to blame
7/6
2020
god I wish @jk_rowling would block me
7/5
2020
@TeamMaxime I’ll b behind bars looking like a whole snack @TeamMaxime Moo bitch!!
7/4
2020
@Anmonik_Korelik It hasn’t even shipped yet @pizzapastame NICE @pizzapastame I got u family - Joyralcos Dalmatian Milk Leopard Cosplay Costume Anime Sexy Mini Cow Bikini Lingerie… https://t.co/5RxMQdHJDrI just bought a sexy cow maid lingerie set only God can judge meROLL THE CLIP @pigdeons https://t.co/fMEZ3PKAU3
Retweeted by cosmonaut megPure Imagination goes so hard shout out to Mr. Gene Wilder @saint_caz This tweet is a whole ass mood
7/3
2020
@codavh This is a Very Good selfie!! @Calicalendars Thank u 😭❤️update things are a little bit better https://t.co/n18VR215oFnot even Out of Touch Thursday’s can save me from the terrible day I’m having
7/2
2020
you remind me of the babe https://t.co/MHWLVW1zg6
7/1
2020

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