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Taibbi on Republicans and Democrats Blocking Drug Reimportation - Rolling Stone https://t.co/m2d5nFgJuv
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6/2
2017
New York News: Gas Station Horror Celebrates 50th Improv Show This Saturday! - https://t.co/oOJsKVlCpG #horrorhttps://t.co/8qDI5ZEOsb
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5/12
2017
Woman laughs at congressional hearing, convicted of crime. Congressman falsely screams "you lie!" at president speech 2 congress, GOP cheers
Retweeted by Tim MeleHow can House vote on a bill tomorrow when GOP's "Pledge to America" promised all bills would be public for 3 days… https://t.co/6nipaRSL06
Retweeted by Tim MeleThis isn't evil, it's monstrous. https://t.co/ogsCcTMSNm
Retweeted by Tim MeleNever trust a chef who won't eat his own food. https://t.co/sP0iCMi9PK
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5/4
2017
Dear.@FreeformTV Ian Owes U by @XopherPappas @JWCrump @MeleTimothy should be on ur ntwk. Get in touch w/these dudes https://t.co/nZcooogtTd
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2/20
2016
What are @JWCrump @keishaz @alexsnog @iamconnor @kaitlinfontana @MeleTimothy @Nofuturephoto gon' do https://t.co/zYlzAdidPQ
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12/9
2016
Tonight! 6 improvisers enter. Only 1 will win. Cutthroat competition at its funniest. 🌺🐠💥7pm @thepitnychttps://t.co/fktrx9u0vD
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12/2
2016
@Nesscaloo no need to wait a full year. @JWCrump @sean_reidy @MeleTimothy @keishaz and my other castmates are @thepitnyc every month!
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10/9
2016
Thrilled + honored to be in @BrooklynWebFest 2016!! And for @goodsitter to be a Best Supporting Actress Nominee! https://t.co/6GOgsyP1ns
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9/2
2016
Chelsea's new U21 Assistant Manager, replacing Andy Myers, is Ian Howell, who moves up from coaching the U13s to work with Adi Viveash. #CFC
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7/15
2016
"I've got this. I'm just as handsome as Tom and I've got this." https://t.co/PdZ33q9slT
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7/13
2016
remember when my roommates and I were making fun of our neighbors but we have thin walls so they knocked on our door and told us to shut up
Retweeted by Tim MeleCalling all horror/comedy lovers! Gas Station Horror returns Saturday at 10:30PM. Tix: https://t.co/Hc2ZGSJMg4 https://t.co/LzEWdP4Z88
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6/3
2016
Ut oh! The Wes Anderson Players are back @thepitnyc on April 7th at 7:30pm! @OMaraRules @MeleTimothy #wesanderson https://t.co/gSDv3A1zNL
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3/30
2016
Trending on @funnyordie: What Jake (@MeleTimothy) thinks it takes to become a #SocialWorkerhttp://t.co/tv6l6TUwew via @SeekingSublet
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3/17
2016
Also wondering if I'm tempting fate by reading this on an airplane... https://t.co/58zA6qdPSJMy pilot from Denver to Billings is named "Captain Morgan". Is that some kinda insider pilot joke?
3/11
2016
The Season 1 trailer for the series I wrote/directed/produced is here: https://t.co/8anLBceuzF Pls #watch #share + #follow @SeekingSublet!!
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1/20
2016
Once more unto the breach, dear friends #GoPats https://t.co/IRnsTG4DDb
Retweeted by Tim MeleSO CUDDLY! #TheFuture #SFM 8pm @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @dcorreycarl @Nikki_Plyem @MeleTimothy https://t.co/XNEwdbShRP
Retweeted by Tim MeleHARD-HITTING LAUGHS #TheFuture #SFM 8pm @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @dcorreycarl @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem https://t.co/rsZ1eqwEwN
Retweeted by Tim MeleAHEAD OF THEIR TIME #TheFuture #sfm 8pm @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @dcorreycarl @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem http://t.co/LAtZKnUsCO
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1/11
2016
Big ups to @theskint! Greatest way to find out about cheap, fun, amazing goings on in NYC! Thanks for repping #GasStationHorror!
1/7
2015
THIS IS A BIG DEAL. ESEA signed by POTUS and definition of a "well-rounded" ed includes #artsed. As it should be. https://t.co/K7mwyuBoxv
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12/12
2015
IT'S ALL HAPPENING #TheFuture #SFM 8pm @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @dcorreycarl @Nikki_Plyem @MeleTimothy https://t.co/fPEgIKaXpS
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11/13
2015
Just in time for Halloween, Jason Sudeikis and I did a Bro Lightning Round! We also went tailgating...before WICKED. https://t.co/gMX0BTFhil
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10/27
2015
THE SCREAM TEAM: Get ready for Halloween with the #GasStationHorror crew TONIGHT at 9:30! Special guest @PhilCasale! http://t.co/trUtAGaYuC
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10/3
2015
Miss Cleo says GO. #TheFuture #SuperFreeMonday 8PM @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @dcorreycarl @MeleTimothy http://t.co/joy0TufKoJ
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9/14
2015
Mike Tomlin was so distracted by the Pats' radio broadcast that he forgot to try to trip one of the Pats' receivers.
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9/12
2015
Judge rules: "Tom Brady rules. Furthermore, eat it Goodell"
9/3
2015
Your future is hilarious. @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem #TheFuture 8PM. #SFM http://t.co/P77tYyvWYL
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8/31
2015
#ROOMMATES WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND NATIONAL DOG DAY http://t.co/QpWhnciwOt #NationalDogDay #TheOffice http://t.co/2XMiq7zncJ
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8/27
2015
Good read. RT @DeflategateFact: Guide for tomorrow's DeflateGate hearing. What the NFL says, and what the facts show: http://t.co/H3XgJmOziP
Retweeted by Tim MeleNow trending on @funnyordie, here's what Jake (@MeleTimothy) thinks it takes to become a #SocialWorker: http://t.co/IAIUtW50zc #Jobs
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8/12
2015
What's in #TheFuture? Find out at 8. @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem @ronhill85 #SFM http://t.co/W0NseyaJ8u
Retweeted by Tim MeleThey have that extra sense. See #THEFUTURE. 8PM. @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem #SFM http://t.co/NsoBjgfTvK
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8/10
2015
That's customer appreciation for ya. http://t.co/5WM24Mxp3M
8/6
2015
Brady to Edelman to Brady who snags a one handed catch #TB12 http://t.co/jXTvvUcwfb
Retweeted by Tim Meleone-handed sideline catch by Brady on option pass from Edelman https://t.co/VqAQgfu4p8
Retweeted by Tim MeleI like a nice, rested, and pissed off Tom Brady taking over week 5. Pats repeat. Colts/Ravens complain about amount of moisture in the air
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7/30
2015
#THEFUTURE is funny. See for yourself. 8pm @dillon_martin @buseyhamlet @BrianJauch @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem #SFM http://t.co/ATbdBVdDTT
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7/27
2015
My kids regard Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2 the same way I regard The Godfather and The Godfather Part 2. David Spade is their Fredo.
Retweeted by Tim Mele"Dot com people don't know anything about nature. Real men braid each other's chest hair & chase bears" @buseyhamlet http://t.co/YaBJoiL4fe
Retweeted by Tim Mele"Sorry when someone asks me a question I just zone out & hope my average looks will just power me through." @JWCrump http://t.co/P0xFBnlMBE
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7/24
2015
A man passed out on the train this morning. Then woke up and promptly debarked at the next stop. #goodbetterbestsamaritan #debarkingcoolly
7/22
2015
Just made a new secret handshake. #topsecrecthandshakes.com
7/18
2015
New Team John! 8:30! @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @BrianJauch @buseyhamlet @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem #SuperFreeMonday http://t.co/2w8HdEQVR8
Retweeted by Tim Mele @thepitnyc @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @buseyhamlet @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem http://t.co/yZWoY8KgN6
Retweeted by Tim Mele @BrianJauch @ronhill85 @dillon_martin @buseyhamlet @MeleTimothy @Nikki_Plyem There are so many historic Johns!
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7/13
2015
DENIM FO DAYS. #JeanPool 7pm. @beckyyk @buseyhamlet @sam_jackel @johnson_frankie @MeleTimothy @sandwichJOY #SFM http://t.co/EUGIF37ffb
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6/29
2015
In the wake of an ESPN report that reveals he bet on baseball, Pete Rose is finally out of chances: http://t.co/KXFnm16efV
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6/28
2015
Listen to your pants. #JeanPool at 7PM! @buseyhamlet @beckyyk @johnson_frankie @MeleTimothy @sandwichJOY @sam_jackel http://t.co/0DuJo99ZyA
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6/22
2015
#JEANPOOL 7pm. Just get in. Doesn't matter how. @buseyhamlet @beckyyk @johnson_frankie @sam_jackel @MeleTimothy #SFM http://t.co/2NKlPkPqm4
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6/8
2015
#JeanPool at 7pm! Bring your mom (jeans) @buseyhamlet @beckyyk @johnson_frankie @MeleTimothy @torres_justin #SFM http://t.co/h1QtFCMPIx
Retweeted by Tim MeleWhen u find out u can win a TSHIRT by tweeting ur fav moments of the show to #GSH25 http://t.co/hqig3MkIWw @JWCrump http://t.co/d9mmshKKeN
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6/6
2015
In his 2nd-round mock draft, @DonBanks gives the Patriots guard Ali Marpet of Hobart at No. 64. Would fill a need. http://t.co/80uPtmftre
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5/1
2015
MBTA in Boston made all transit free today to apologize for all the winter delays and inconveniences. Pretty cool. Are you listening MTA?
4/24
2015
@jwcrump @tfish77 @iamconnor @sean_reidy @sam_jackel @chellethomas @kaitlinfontana @meletimothy GAS STATION... http://t.co/Kn6MfmPJOI
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4/4
2015
I love Maple. And I love Dijon. But Maple Dijon Sauce, you broke my heart. Damn you.
3/28
2015
It's not tomorrow unless I wake up again!!! That's when you'll get your birthday cake, Nicki!!! If I wake up!!!
3/21
2015
If Hell sells churros I'm pretty sure I can handle it. http://t.co/iPWgOqUc4DApparently I'm not the only one who finds power attractive... http://t.co/0mDkZyMFLlhttp://t.co/bx9qU47Bwc
3/5
2015
Oh, just watching "Cake Farts" with my improv team.
Retweeted by Tim MeleOh you know, just watchin cake farts with my improv team. @thepitnyc @dillon_martin @Joshuwhaaat @emilymathwich
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1/13
2014
@SeekingSublet @funnyordie @BeeBopHall @Charlie_Wilson_ @rachelleekitson @josiechai @KatieTibaldi @alexzenn1
10/25
2014
@TransportNation @BrianLehrer missed conversation! Check out "I Am Me". A site unspecific play in NYC parks this oct! http://t.co/jg38hApXT7 @BrianLehrer missed conversation!Check out "I Am Me" a site unspecific play throughout nyc parks this oct! http://t.co/jg38hApXT7
9/26
2014

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