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ina garten? looks more like shes in a house lol @InAnotherSea @AliceAvizandum feel like telling you "that's lola bunny, not jessica rabbit" is some kind of trap
4/2
2020
@comingupcharlie just get rid of it, if it's good enough for the yukon territory it's good enough for NZ @whitequark @atomicthumbs skin depth will also be basically nothing at those frequencies in any decent conductor. N… https://t.co/8vq3Si2rXy @BosniaPM @prstskrzkrk And then they turned Nauru into yet another racism island @beatupguts Honestly that was the whole point of the tweet @beatupguts 6'1" girl from tinder I've been talking to is a tattoo artist so maybewent ✈️ outside https://t.co/9MKvbQzNCG @mattsutaaki your response has been noted, thank you.you ever feel bad about using the website that murderous nazi varg vikernes (his account in the screenshots) went t… https://t.co/XhWT4FAmGd @xoayquanh well, that and comparing to previous data of the same type @xoayquanh the good news is that it mostly only matters on an order of magnitude scale @Steve_Fiorillo @MurderBryan I mean naming your band the male version of succubus already communicates a lot of intent from the get go @quendergeer @AliceAvizandum the movie that slandered the great nations of new zealand and canada to make the fucking CIA look better @caleb_blog i believe they must simply hate the goblin, but i cannot fathom why @oldlinds shame is such a useless feeling when you profit from attention @por_ous i wrote like 2 paragraphs yesterday... pretty goodThe cold-blooded murder of two Métis men hunting to feed their families after COVID-19 layoffs should be national n… https://t.co/OYaFNiOuUQ
Retweeted by ingmar burgfan @caleb_blog they never let the goblin just chill out @lunch_enjoyer greag Peppers
4/1
2020
@JordanUhl @AmesCG ratio @AyCeeAyBee @JordanUhl @AmesCG the quests in 3 are mostly boring and linear while NV has things like this https://t.co/aaUZpYf75B @AyCeeAyBee @JordanUhl @AmesCG what on earth are you talking about, new vegas is the narrative peak of the modern s… https://t.co/QmKJIz5EsG @Doctor__Cheeks @chump_dick it was buggy as shit on release, especially on consoles, but it's still a million times better than 3 @DaveCatsDave @AbiWilks jesus, i hope if anyone ever plays me on film they're that generous with the casting @Thai11353119 @ashwini1231231 @YOJIMBO_KING @__Rgaur yeah, people are dumb as shitthe worst part of the covid swab test is being reminded how much space there is in our sinuses. it's excessive, som… https://t.co/2H3J3e0Vam @LauraEmilyBored no it was a legitimate question, I obviously need help with my tweets @LauraEmilyBored Would it be better if it was "quarantine day 16: thinking about tweeting 'soap scum is short for soap's cum'"Soap scum is short for soap's cum @pedrorossob honestly you can point and laugh at any part of it. like the weird causeway in the top middle is "ital… https://t.co/orfcDzqmyRbumper sticker with an oil derrick crossed out and "the only extractive industry i support is my local cafe" beside a coffee cup @mister_smiley i don't know if any actually did, the wikipedia page only lists reports of brad pitt & angelina joli… https://t.co/ICGxNz7bBwand given that it's dubai, what has been built was probably done by slave labour or a very close approximation of itthey started building this thing in 2004, finished making the islands and breakwater in 2008, and still only like 1… https://t.co/cqxD6LqTLdyou didn't even try https://t.co/MVCalot0Owthinking about possibly the dumbest dubai megaproject from the 2000s, The World https://t.co/XedOElYkq9everyone who has their tweets delete on a regular schedule is a coward @bigbaddru @boring_as_heck what made you think that https://t.co/Q3Gk5lJzK3 @boring_as_heck lmfao @BespokeHoover an aggressive bout of unfollowing or at least turning off retweets @whatcan_browndo @olivia_vault im 28 and if someone talked like this in my presence i would simply leave immediately and go home @dieDoktor @menstralkrampus @eatinginmycar @andraydomise the rest of the thread is discarded gum under shoes. it's… https://t.co/dzu2r7eOadMadrid is also the 10th most liveable city in the world according to Monocle magazine, in its 2017 index.[20] @w_wwww_wwww_w @yarles_p ive seen some people say the same for geometry in high school, but I never particularly cared for it
3/31
2020
@caleb_blog it whips @caleb_blog wait a minute that cauldron has feet... cauldron onlyfans when? @caleb_blog people never rate staring into flames highly enough @tombomp ah yeah probably. honestly i just fuckin hate the way harpsichords sound, so that's my stance sorted @leninliker1990 do you know about the thing they do to sheep @tombomp ive heard that theres a certain set who still think that pianos are like an illegitimate newfangled instrument, which is hilariousevopsych nerds pay attentionNZ seems like a good example to illustrate how evolution doesn't make things ideal: there were no mammals so a bunc… https://t.co/o2EVfb7YpZ @nut_bunnies @mike_hugs sandstorm started playing in my head when this went off @dust__bath well, it wasn't in america @mattsutaaki @por_ous i think we have pretty much opposite food opinions. mine are right though @por_ous @mattsutaaki heres my nuance: they get increasingly bad the more ripe they get but that period when they'r… https://t.co/pwN4wErBo4cheerios yoghurt milk & fruit didnt have one. this sucks https://t.co/xhTA5jDMtj @mattsutaaki yeah... on mushrooms i bet @mattsutaaki aet shit @mike_hugs this made me check whether they fudge the probabilities and it sounds like the answer is no https://t.co/IUVbMFiBnzhonestly this rules https://t.co/yqPG9eHPSJ https://t.co/CGBstN9BF8
Retweeted by ingmar burgfan @lusc_j *puffs pipe* so few of us are actually in relationships that we make up for that display by ostentatious horniness instead @davidanagy3 @christapeterso tweeting a douglas adams quote makes me feel like a nerd but im gonna do it anyway: "I… https://t.co/VCj5dGsMB7i'm sorry i can't be her but i'm trying https://t.co/GzPcH188U2
Retweeted by ingmar burgfan @zusty "low-income housing" got me good @demarionunn @mrstripplea it is still of course complete and utter nonsense, but here's the background for why that… https://t.co/g5iEKMYOG2jesus christ what a self-important dipshit this guy is https://t.co/YS4BEVBdz1 @generalslug an edamamiMeanwhile in New Zealand https://t.co/otdV1GIL1i
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3/30
2020
No I don't https://t.co/oKcEE6fc6U @ItsPhetz theres a whole industry dedicated to trying to outsmart birds and we lose every time https://t.co/VbyDH3UF12 @WenSchw @Chris_arnade yes it is @LauraEmilyBored it took a solid 15 minutes of work to make it this bad but still almost readable, please appreciate it @DavidDiSab @kept_simple @KatzOnEarth no it isn'thit that button ! https://t.co/ssvEeUb8RE @DavidDiSab @kept_simple @KatzOnEarth thankfully i'm not an american citizen or resident but from this vantage poin… https://t.co/O62TVW3ZHYFleetwood Mac are a British-American polycule, formed in London in 1967. They have sold more than 120 million recor… https://t.co/Nm38i4AGVA
Retweeted by ingmar burgfan @DavidDiSab @kept_simple @KatzOnEarth _if they vote_, genius @reader_jean @JustJoshinNH @SRMillar3 "you can be served by this rapist you kind of agree with on a few points, or… https://t.co/DgipsqnLHD @yarles_p this is my favourite kind of "manufacturing". funny how they can make it work like that for american comp… https://t.co/QezrMIFZyL @IslaStewart i hope so, and I think she'd find it funny once she found out anyway, but I kinda doubt it @IslaStewart aw no i feel bad now @lusc_j he does have some bangers tbf but yes that is a very odd time period for it @leninliker1990 "nooo you cant just publish disney media universe novels online" vs "book scanning machine goes brrrr" @beta_persei @onion_cereal oh i mean whatever the california one is. i refuse to learn which is whichquarantine isn't even making me HORNY horny just like... platonically horny. which is way worse honestly @leninliker1990 yeah but actually putting forward a bill for it is hilarious/owns @carlyraejetfuel i looked up adjustable dumbbells the other day and the only decent ones on amazon that weren't out… https://t.co/XoixrTL2VW @leninliker1990 tlaib's trillion dollar coins though @onion_cereal that one guy from mega64 seems to go there like once a week and its just utterly impossible for me to… https://t.co/EP5fbEC1LK
3/29
2020
@flglmn if you have two kids and one of them dying makes you extremely sad then you will put more effort into makin… https://t.co/ul5TAqcBqy @blizzink im trying to figure out what i even have to smoke it with, currently don't have any better ideas than hot knivesfound some Ground Weed today. is this good. can you get covid from smoking https://t.co/XXcmJEOfJr @henrymance https://t.co/kEbYseQZ5p @veggieprice @henrymance @jeremyhotpepper that's because you don't understand the left at all @mike_hugs yeah i never used it much for exactly this reason but i heard a lot of people talk it up @mike_hugs tbh i think they just made them OP in different ways, serial + high tier guns is absurd although other p… https://t.co/2iSbaMHvV8 @mike_hugs glad to see that i am the most overpowered class
3/28
2020

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