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Meghnad @Memeghnad New Delhi, India

I watch Parliament & write about it | YouTuber: Consti-tuition | Author: #Parliamental | Doer of Things @newslaundry | ex-LAMP | GIF Curator | Insta: meghnads

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Joined Twitter 1/2/09


Hello! I found a village in Minecraft and I'm going to take over it like a power-hungry ruler. If you have nothin… https://t.co/WwP8cygPuNYesterday IndiaToday came up with the graphic on the left. Then someone must have said, “maza nahin aaya, no fire..… https://t.co/bbBxMASRcg
Retweeted by MeghnadAsk not what your country can do for you. You don’t want to know.
Retweeted by MeghnadSo far case breakdown age-wise 9% are b/w 0-20 yrs of age 42% are b/w 21-40 years 33% are b/w 41-60 years 17% are… https://t.co/vFcdjkJM6v
Retweeted by MeghnadCoronavirus pandemic in the US: 1 to 150,000 cases: 10 weeks 150,000 to 300,000 cases: 5 days
Retweeted by MeghnadCoronavirus pandemic: Mar 21: 300,000 cases Mar 24: 400,000 cases Mar 26: 500,000 cases Mar 28: 600,000 cases Mar… https://t.co/qhBVXWLKTj
Retweeted by Meghnad525 #COVID19 cases were reported in India in 24 hours to 5:30 p.m. on April 4, taking the total to 3,072. It took 5… https://t.co/g8OV0RPOz0
Retweeted by MeghnadRandom yet useful poll #542020: Will you participate in #9baje9minute tomorrow?
Retweeted by Meghnad @Vikas_KM 77% folks who aren't going to do it. Sounds about right. And I'm glad 😬
4/5
2020
Episode 6: Anti-defection @Memeghnad explains how the party leaders impose their will on MPs through the anti-defe… https://t.co/fTHgf00lV4
Retweeted by Meghnad @Memeghnad Episode 7: Babus @Memeghnad breaks down the second pillar of democracy. (Not literally) The second pill… https://t.co/NdC09woizI
Retweeted by Meghnad#9Baje9Minutes: A day after Modi’s pronouncement, bureaucrats and politicians looked awkwardly at each because of o… https://t.co/N42HvNgQvM
Retweeted by MeghnadO...Chak de phatte! 🥳 We hope you can guess the destination now 😉 New episode of #HighwayOnMyPodcasthttps://t.co/zwiOv7c9a1
Retweeted by Meghnad @KasiPramod https://t.co/bYdUDNHCvRThe bigotry on tv is hard to miss. Kudos to @MnshaP @Memeghnad for not only exposing the hate against the Muslims… https://t.co/N9kHIVAZeR
Retweeted by Meghnad @veenavenugopal Neither. We're trying to collectively burn it to death.If you don't get the reference, you're not in enough family Whatsapp groups.Who called it "9 Baje 9 Minutes" and not "Modiji's Mission Mangal"?Random yet useful poll #542020: Will you participate in #9baje9minute tomorrow?Yogendra Kevat's family had a ration card in Nalanda, but in Delhi, they have no ration card and no access to subsi… https://t.co/sgGzcdOLEu
Retweeted by MeghnadInfluential Gujarati group could beat lockdown as Govt arranged luxury buses for them frm Haridwar,even though ther… https://t.co/g4krGqciQj
Retweeted by MeghnadNow more work to Powermen. Due to PM Modi’s call for switching off of lights for 9 mins on April 5, load is expecte… https://t.co/RFGK2phwSu
Retweeted by Meghnad @Adarsh_Ashay यार हर चीज़ में लोगो का पिछ्वाड़ा लाना जरूरी है क्या? या अभी भी ७वी कक्षा में हो आप? @yratadiya @miten Tinder profiles don't have to wear a mask. ;)masks will be a permanent fixture globally for the next 5 years for most local & international travel. (that gives… https://t.co/SIr0F4gKSe
Retweeted by MeghnadPublic Advisory: If you plan to do a religious ceremony involving fire, do it alone. Don't invite people to partic… https://t.co/3WhhAofxu1 @BajgotraSahil Meta. @CarefreeBangali So true this.Public Advisory: GUNS are not CANDLES.Once, Pablo Escobar started a fire with $2 million because his daughter was cold.
Retweeted by Meghnad @pinakimj NASA will take a picture of a lit India Alien Beacon which will go viral. Love it.(Now that I think of it, these are all great plot points for a new Final Destination movie. Pls contribute.)Public Advisory: If you've read the WhatsApp forward about how the Earth's temperature will increase by burning ca… https://t.co/pEF8iU3nLNPublic Advisory: If you are gathering crackers right now and preparing to burst them tomorrow just to show how muc… https://t.co/ZxiHdxwFnpYes please. Let's anticipate all the random accidents people might get into while lighting candles & diyas tomorrow… https://t.co/E7Jh7UhSEJ @ashwinn___ I was waiting for this. LET THE FOOD WARS COMMENCE. @iam_rpc Why than.... Oh wait.#NLCharcha के 110 वें एपिसोड में 'कैसे दिल्ली #Nizamuddin में हुए #TablighiJamaat के जलसे से फैली महामारी ने पूरे… https://t.co/NruTRcezVQ
Retweeted by Meghnadसाथ ही इस एपिसोड में #CoronavirusPandemic मीडिया सेंसरशिप विषयों पर भी चर्चा की गई. जिसमें @BeechBazar, @Memeghnadhttps://t.co/0y61ujsUxF
Retweeted by MeghnadRecently I was talking to people about the impressive job our power departments are doing. Not a single powercut in… https://t.co/qcUcLraUr0An unprecedented drop in electricity demand at 9pm Sunday &an immediate surge at 9.09 pm could cause the electrical… https://t.co/LJTO0WOxQb
Retweeted by Meghnad @vineet_s_73 @lutscheisskopf If you keep going westward even Eastern countries are to your west. 😅 That was snarky… https://t.co/C1x1VDgwNz @ll_masakali_ll Deep. And true. @sauryasengupta That's why they invented Potato Wedges. @KOCricket528 Agree. Not a fan. @abhijeetwa Did you just finish watching Tiger King? @winisarode Have they started the Fleets thing yet in different countries? Once that is rolled out worldwide, it'll become Snapchat. @alifaraaz What even. The hype didn't get you or what? @lutscheisskopf How dare you throw western ideas at me like this. How dare you. @shrkarthik Now that we have this out of the way, really say something contrarian. 😅In case you need help. https://t.co/Y7mv889KvkSay something contrarian.#CoronavirusPandemic: With the number of #coronavirus cases in India increasing, what can India expect the pandemic… https://t.co/B9zRpIEnYn
Retweeted by Meghnad @JoJoKhargosh भाई भाई भाई... मतलब कुछ भी? @LOLrakshak https://t.co/GLFfpnJ6jm#DefeatCoronaWithWillpower... ? Me, applying will power: https://t.co/951fD9UZ1AWe're so fucked. https://t.co/UzxOVcmVa4
Retweeted by MeghnadThis episode of Newsance has one section which is going to be on the internet forever and haunt me for the rest of… https://t.co/8iFUlbWP9ZMaybe he thought the instruction was "wear only a mask" #Bangalore #Covid_19india https://t.co/dAuSPYBG8B
Retweeted by MeghnadIt seems Modi did not check with an electrical engineer before announcing his 9 mins lights off. As it turns out,… https://t.co/pIpV97PZoD
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4/4
2020
base from 👹 (japanese-ogre) eyes from 🥺 (pleading) mouth from 🤒 (thermometer) https://t.co/sttOT6BDpq
Retweeted by Meghnad @SrBachchan Leaving this here and walking away slowwwwly.... https://t.co/ByIFc5tMEe @Shakti_Shetty https://t.co/r1MhI9NjGlIf only people spent some time on learning how to cook instead of cooking up stories.
Retweeted by MeghnadWho called it "Work From Home" and not "Work MORE From Home"?Here my friend @Memeghnad argues "the PM Cares is just a promotional exercise. Perception-wise, it’s a clever move… https://t.co/yfOh8ccUsM
Retweeted by MeghnadWhile Modiji wants citizens to shine a light for #9baje9minute, can his government also shine some light on… https://t.co/h5rbzt4qOl
Retweeted by Meghnad @LOLrakshak Hehe! I knew this answer (Thanks to the @businesswars podcast on this rivalry) but where's the fun in… https://t.co/mX42vtiPnDColdplay is FINALLY on Spotify India! 🕺💃 @anyjain Not been able to sleep properly lately. Please give sleeping tips. thanks.Can't believe I'm saying this, but this is the ONE TIME that whataboutery could have saved us. It would have helped… https://t.co/YCcqeca6caEven our bigotry filled frothing news channels missed it. They're doing a bad job of even whataboutery and bloodlus… https://t.co/6MU6s4eGjsBefore the lockdown was imposed, do you remember how we were all talking about the Ayodhya gathering on Ram Navami,… https://t.co/L3IHg5u3li @BuiSpeaks @calamur @Joydas As if the amazingly creative creators of forwards in Whatsapp university are waiting fo… https://t.co/9MMzczODez @TweetsOfMerlin @LOLrakshak Enough with your Stark naked lies. We all know who deserves to rule over the realm. @Joydas PRO-TIP: When you add complex science-y words like Ribonucleic Acid, words which makes the Whatsapp univer… https://t.co/QPkuR4iTQX @Joydas Wrong. Diya creates Carbon Dioxide, which is CO2. That will cancel C + O + O from the word CORONA. What is… https://t.co/3SctefwMA0A black hole called PM Cares fund https://t.co/9ftZN9ZU1Q #Coronavirus #COVID-19 #PM Cares
Retweeted by Meghnad @keatsdidit How can people be so casually cool on video? 🙌 @LOLrakshak Mudiji is prod of u @LOLrakshak Image A shows two power hungry individuals who are hungry for power. Image B shows one hungry animal a… https://t.co/q7HNkQH101 @JustABrainThing @alifaraaz 😆While Modiji wants citizens to shine a light for #9baje9minute, can his government also shine some light on… https://t.co/h5rbzt4qOl @AbhineetMishraa 😲 🔥🔥🔥Chalo accha hai. April 5 ko 9 minute ke liye kuch journalists desh ko chhorr ke kisi aur cheez mein aag lagayenge #9pm9mins
Retweeted by MeghnadModi bhakts on Sunday. https://t.co/kgQ0RUCkI5
Retweeted by Meghnad @alifaraaz I'm thinking about the fact that if the lights in my houses remain on at 9 pm, my nationalist neighbors… https://t.co/sBl8UvcUQyNotice period for various things - Women's day social media initiative - 5 days. Bang plates - 4 days. Light candle… https://t.co/NAilmmwTai
Retweeted by MeghnadThank you for all the jokes and memes Modiji. You've already made sure my Twitter timeline is lit. 🙏मेरे प्यारे देशवासियो,  अगर आपके घर में कट्टर मोदी भक्त है तो कृपया उनके हाथ में आग जलने वाली सामग्री ना पकडाए. मो… https://t.co/mTLRt5RkvsPlease someone tell Big B that coronavirus doesn't go away because of the chemicals released by burning a wax candl… https://t.co/cD3z80yI7n
4/3
2020
.@satishacharya 🙌 https://t.co/2QZUQGhwPiEnjoyed every bit of it, @Memeghnad. Please write more. https://t.co/vs5Lgjaj7H
Retweeted by Meghnad @GayatriiM Add some Chaat masala on top and you are in heaven.i need this as a netflix series 😭 https://t.co/ep7tloSXRO
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Retweeted by Meghnad#Coronavirus: There are many questions being asked about #PMCaresFund, the new initiative by Prime Minister Narendr… https://t.co/fSZ7cEk4Qw
Retweeted by MeghnadEpisode 5: Budget @Memeghnad explains how the Union Budget is passed by Parliament every year. Watch! https://t.co/o9qXRwx3lX
Retweeted by MeghnadNews18 India showed snippets of a man claiming that “some Muslim extremists” were flouting the lockdown because of… https://t.co/0EvP0rGiUH
Retweeted by Meghnad @Memeghnad will be joining me tomorrow from @newslaundry at #LightsCameraAzadi. Shoot your questions to Meghnad and… https://t.co/TlbDlIFYms
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4/2
2020

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