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Thomas Duke @Mendonative mendocino county

I used to get high on life. Then I built up a tolerance.

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Joined Twitter 8/3/11


@PressSec @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Ob3ppB2LIy @yonewt @Shot_Of_Cabo YetDolphins wya https://t.co/O7x7x9EWBF
10/21
2020
@FoodNetwork @TheBlueOwl How the fuck are you even supposed to eat this? @Jake_Vig Most definitely
10/19
2020
@dtempleton_smb @marwilliamson Because those are real things that actually happen in countries with policies that s… https://t.co/v8YQHrlylFHow can you preach the virtues of capitalism to people who don’t have any capital? It takes capital to be a capital… https://t.co/MAHPKIJJlM
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @COBlackpacker Do they still think were all 22? @DavidWohl @realDonaldTrump Good question speaking of loser ass failsons wheres yours dave? @realDonaldTrump Says the guy whos hats and ties are made in china..... https://t.co/pOTfDcLt3V
10/18
2020
@JohnCornyn @WSJ Do you promise? @AnaRooot @aishaismad I mean shes only the 3rd most powerful person in the country. What could she possibly do? @ChuckPenn @marcmaron You forgot zombie jfk jrShare, share and share again https://t.co/E6UJN6azzH
Retweeted by Thomas DukeAnd I was just about to buy a bunch of shellfish https://t.co/AJK5n4JIrahttps://t.co/qDVmaZNtSk
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @contrarianp @Econ_Marshall Effectively abolishing billionairesOlmos election day... VOTE! https://t.co/DERk1k7kwU
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @harrisonjaime @RBReich @LindseyGrahamSC Please beat that man like he stole something @AndrewYang @GreggHoush https://t.co/s3hhsBe5zT @CrockettForReal @UncleDuke1969 You can touch my thermostat when you pry it from my cold dead hands @DanHillHistory Powerful stuffThis is simply the most powerful testimony of combat in the First World War I have ever seen. Stops me in my tracks… https://t.co/GBw9GuwJ6h
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @disco_socialist @PageSix Came here looking for this gif.
10/17
2020
Weird substitute for a stimulus check but I’ll take it https://t.co/SuZGbvjxc7
Retweeted by Thomas DukeView from work this morning https://t.co/ouuXXHZI3E
10/16
2020
@davereaboi https://t.co/bd1ZEfP15bhttps://t.co/PL4oziRlPo
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @sahilkapur So shes definitely for pot legalization right? @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/V1BdAQOAGe @TrumpWarRoom https://t.co/yw2IQiuXzKMy religious belief is all Christians should be fed to lions, and I’m bringing my case to a court filled with judge… https://t.co/IIQPmqdxhw
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10/15
2020
Mind ya business https://t.co/Tip6WhVKvD
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @Iaintshiityet @OldManOfTheSea_ @notbrigidmoore @davwim Oh absolutely, what major out of pocket expenses would you have, tools?Ok, which one of you assholes is bogarting the jetpacks? https://t.co/cQGd8HAYPQ @OldManOfTheSea_ @notbrigidmoore @davwim Sorry no, couldn't be more wrong. And ive been in the trades all my life @shoumikitiki https://t.co/hfd590KbHbKinda hard to make a compelling case to millennial and Gen X voters that our votes matter when there have been 2 pr… https://t.co/S9ZU4LypNg
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @solsayswhaaa @MyLastChance8 https://t.co/Fpc7R2cFu8 @Faiataiga @WTCoryell @hypervocal https://t.co/qz7Z5SqRrU @TDragonsbain @WTCoryell @hypervocal Isnt that an actual book that was written in this timeline? @UrbCrafter @RealSteveCox @Scratch_Tweets @charliekirk11 @stillgray @MrAndyNgo https://t.co/KPYHP1nJ5P @WTCoryell @hypervocal Ive suspected for years that ours is in fact the worst timeline
10/14
2020
@realDonaldTrump @GOPLeader https://t.co/p1jGnbFfpi @DevinNunes https://t.co/oLHqMvIw5N
10/13
2020
@DWUhlfelderLaw https://t.co/MZAhsdacNo @lawowl343 https://t.co/oaWimwVJhN5 https://t.co/1bmY3KHub4
10/11
2020
@trupatriot20 @ProjectLincoln You mean like under the pizza place that didnt have a basement? You qanon fucks have… https://t.co/Ve8WwMaFY8 @trupatriot20 @ProjectLincoln https://t.co/KI1tvBnWUZ @BobbyDa07573660 @owillis https://t.co/aElTuEJdQJ
10/10
2020
@BizarreLazar https://t.co/dGB6KRLXaY
10/9
2020
@MythicalChef Bottom of a heavy skillet works too @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/62KUbuXL4V
10/7
2020
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/S0kpDQGOVe @wochie @EoinHiggins_ @sexyfacts4u https://t.co/8hO9rzh5z7
10/6
2020
C'mon guys, everyone who feels better than he has in 20yrs winces in pain from drawing breath https://t.co/5YlJqVHYag @brenonade People are saying hes gasping like nobody has before @summeryet1989 @FreeGirlNowNYC @realDonaldTrump According to his own words he should be blamed. See for yourself. https://t.co/CRvNTFxpRd @PressSec Womp womp @RepMattGaetz https://t.co/ade0VBEl0sThree decades ago, billionaire Ted Turner asked astronomer Carl Sagan if he was a socialist. https://t.co/djWCLaX3kN
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10/5
2020
@PhilippeReines Stfu man everyone knew. Stop trying to justify your ignoranceIf you live in AZ, AR, FL, GA, KY, IN, LA, MS, OH, SC, TN & TX, you have 5 days left to register to vote. The deadl… https://t.co/MLonjIaedE
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10/4
2020
@goptraci @KhalidFazel @swtwfa @StayOppoJavy @atrupar Its a statistic you're purposely misusing to fit your narrati… https://t.co/ZGyZy6vaqY @CurtLove7 @colcat20 @atrupar My wifes grandmother is in her 90's with copd, and emphysema. Shes nowhere near death… https://t.co/rvHDsSbPwU @CurtLove7 @colcat20 @atrupar You said it's not killing those under 75, and that 94% of ppl who died were already d… https://t.co/WoeD6xYpZG @colcat20 @CurtLove7 @atrupar Definitely 🤣 @CurtLove7 @colcat20 @atrupar That took 5 seconds and im the dumbass. Nice try fucktard https://t.co/9TrzEuFB0i @CurtLove7 @colcat20 @atrupar So were you lying about the other bullshit in your tweet or are you incapable of understanding the data? @goptraci @JosephGray @StayOppoJavy @atrupar Pelosi is a corrupt piece of shit who needs to go asap but shes not th… https://t.co/7oW2lbdqXYWatching everyone in the White House panic in fear and scramble for answers and solutions is very reminiscent of wh… https://t.co/8bDKAo6oUO
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @goptraci @StayOppoJavy @atrupar And then he admitted to downplaying the seriousness of the virus publicly for mont… https://t.co/IVguYDZQc0 @CurtLove7 @colcat20 @atrupar Per the cdc 62,957 deaths under the age of 74 from covid already. That 94% is referri… https://t.co/wfnvffyi10 @JamesS26193415 @Jenksjmk @murray_nyc @CheriJacobus @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/8zlq2il5DMhttps://t.co/hjS2a4ruV9
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10/3
2020
@mota_fay Thank you, our place is safe for now. @shoumikitiki Car dont even know 87 octane exists @B_Effin_G LMFAO reminds me of momThis is the opposite side of the ridge from where Iive https://t.co/SkOVI5yIvo @besf0rt Well its about time @KLoeffler @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS If its chinas fault shouldn't you be thanking them for all the money youve made profiting off of it? @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS https://t.co/zujZniw8Px
10/2
2020
@FlukeSeminal @mtracey https://t.co/5rIPvTG641 @sasha_author @JRehling https://t.co/nXlJLbPSJI @Acyn Its about fucking time they started pressing these assholes @shoumikitiki @JetlifeSensei You know its bullshit because they sell it otc. @shoumikitiki Man I wish I could still eat things like this @vmsalama Clearly Chris has not been paying attention @mtracey No they wont. Forcing peolple back to work and prematurely reopening the economy would always be more important to their donors. @realDonaldTrump You couldn't even halfway explain your "healthcare plan" that you've supposedly been working on fo… https://t.co/EsaXVsBkRq @ChiChiGreenblat It really is though
10/1
2020
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9/29
2020
@AugustTakala You guys want to be victims so badly. Its pathetic1/ I know we all like to talk about how we justify this or that position to vote-shamers, but here’s where I’ve sto… https://t.co/AbSs9JlHwK
Retweeted by Thomas Duke @Inspectah_BEANS @dbcaldwell @UberFrood @thehill @MeidasTouch You magats really are a special kind of stupid arent… https://t.co/bazCygMQjTThe richer you are, the less you pay in taxes. Also, the more money you have, the more money banks will give you,… https://t.co/hXydkai1v1
Retweeted by Thomas DukeNothing like an emergency wildfire evacuation at midnight to get you ready for the work week
9/28
2020
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/ZHHs4hoIja @TheSun @ChiChiGreenblat https://t.co/htMSewBn74
9/27
2020

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