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Anyone even a little curious if it would work? https://t.co/JGz34VBi4tAnd his lil sister named Lora https://t.co/cBpCTC0nUCOoooof https://t.co/aBwz6uV3WAA true champion. https://t.co/cE9rODvUyTGator don't play no shit. https://t.co/o9WiIpkPtkAlways important to consider all angles.She trying to make a turn as a soundcloud rapper?Great now I wanna re-watch Dexter for the 4th time https://t.co/yCMRGSSYrKthese guys...smhThe car version of the Nokia Cell Phone. https://t.co/jHX0FlZtN0Dismantle the patriarchy by not brushing our teeth, we must https://t.co/7wKDo5BXT4
9/28
2020
Points for creativity.Badass, how do i get oneMy favorite Uber drivers don’t say a word but have stellar taste in music https://t.co/7SPehqzsEyWhy does this look like Ricky Gervais? https://t.co/wZmZN05Ub6I'd move her in too.Now that I'm a adult I bet we were helping the vendor who replaced them every week. Probably got a bonus. No sales… https://t.co/lxaN2oX1nQIf you're married these probably hit close to home.Praise be.BFFs https://t.co/ULz2dSjIVEHe's just finding zen in his own way.Stings a littleTheir screams of pain are like tinkly joy to our vengeful ears. https://t.co/vxMtM06UYYThat's pretty lazy. https://t.co/VLFsoKV5hHOHHHHH YEA! https://t.co/dYqmiQzGyqBasically me last night https://t.co/kiS7a73J2AWhy would you do this
9/27
2020
The Karens are evolving to new levels.It's a talent. https://t.co/c4H4J3AVbxwhat a narcStill got itSame thing here but with the soap. https://t.co/60OElAIKwOSay it louder for the people in the back https://t.co/nBzjmCMfZ6Use your head, Alice. https://t.co/dIDElTcKQvbruh how do so many dumb people get into high positions of powerAnd that's how Josh didn't get the job! https://t.co/MBGmFVYhSiDon't be these bros.If I'm dead and stuck at work you better believe there will be some haunting going on. https://t.co/e2nKpR9HKRCan't wait... https://t.co/98Qo9rWZFuThat's impossible...nobody is that old. https://t.co/UpOx96nfXNI worked for a multimillion dollar food company as a liaison to the automotive industry. I mean McDonald's...I work… https://t.co/19ZyAz2wbHGuy who claims to love IPA drinking an IPA https://t.co/gxqlYTSkLADamn that's pretty hardcore.Bro. https://t.co/xlwTyNLQat
9/26
2020
Sure, why not?This is like picking your favorite child https://t.co/WtHs1eT6ZRGet you some fresh hot memesThis is the most wisconsin thing ive ever seen https://t.co/I919xwvpcIWish my butt paid me half thatThis is true loveNow you can call pornhub a fine art website“You’re under meowrest” https://t.co/Bp1meYjrJoI can hear this picture. https://t.co/ZwWUYCAsvjUh oh. https://t.co/Xg3iyOy7aAThat's quite the career shiftLaughed wayyyy too hard at this https://t.co/DfGoxWjHowWhen the kitchen turns into a hostile zoneIt's goin down on netflixKILL IT, BABY! https://t.co/05hXBDGvKoThis dog is my spirit animal. https://t.co/QtYe2Ogs0aIt do be like that https://t.co/JQrCqlruB2Even famous people try to make their exes jealous on socialYou had one job.Can always count on Chelsea for creative nudes.When your ex tries to start a conversation https://t.co/HWtfqYbigk
9/25
2020
Uh, yeah make sure your condoms aren't being made here.Call of Duty over booty? Come on man...It worked because i feel very positive about her bodyBigly relatableThat would suck.Now turn the water into pedialyte https://t.co/Jc1SRcTcZ4That episode made me love Randy... https://t.co/MgATpuD08oThe one baguette to rule them all. https://t.co/SHbFOw6uqZDiabolical. https://t.co/ESHxD3KVhq
9/24
2020
Hero status.FREE MY BOY https://t.co/RFMLIUc1BzMoms are the greatest. https://t.co/GcSztRpGe3I literally LOL'd https://t.co/nVjL7DpvdFYeah this all seems to check out.A 'snake-ini' if you willReminds me of South Park when Cartman made Scott eat his parents https://t.co/mzVFcTD3JODefinitely looks like an actor on the Shameless series https://t.co/7avwr9zqpYHoly shit of course we have monster rats in 2020Outta here with that positive bullshit! https://t.co/gIuYp8Uzs6Macklemore looking like Kenny Powers these daysJohn Wick would’ve been a shorter movie if this dog was in it https://t.co/KYqSb9BaaKI'll go clubbing any night of the week. https://t.co/wojRUjl8rkSurely now more than ever.Sometimes you get what you asked for, even if it's not what you asked for.Bruh and when it actually is a spider that one time 💀 https://t.co/uFGMzTPPCVProps for creative engineering.No. No, wait...if he's Joe she has to be Carole Baskin https://t.co/p9o9YfSIeVKnow the signs.They're love scars https://t.co/81iJxNUZrD
9/23
2020
This true?Influencers in the wildPuppers gonna pup. https://t.co/1k5A5hHZS9it's gonna be like that huh? https://t.co/enEMMe23fUThat is not a risk I’m willing to take. https://t.co/EPb3M1vbJrThat's some kind of kinky.
9/22
2020

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