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It's a start! https://t.co/OQOgb9D0C5Me all weekend. https://t.co/k8tM5wiAgbBasically everyone's dad. https://t.co/W4F3Xs3haYi'm basically a chef. https://t.co/PJVDblrQKpNever thought of it like that... https://t.co/fnFbDmPgxSWith streaming you don't even have to wait until after dark to get your raunch on.You got better stories than these?#RIPKobe https://t.co/8Hh1yzAzY9Facts. https://t.co/HKygOTGIUPMaybe you should take some notes.
1/27
2020
Those were the days! https://t.co/CWr8YmCu9TGluteus glassimus.Wait, are you guys doing this?Tag your girl. https://t.co/LBcSOn0XBYMy kind of choose your own adventure.That's showbiz baby https://t.co/9waz0KnJ3nWhat was that?? Me: ...nothing. https://t.co/fY2LiDade8Never forget. https://t.co/3jezrioUppHelloIt's like a super car wash... a clean AND a wax! https://t.co/HsOkRARj6PBaby got back and then some.Although I hate today’s hip-hop/rap music...let’s not forget where we came from What! Yeeahh! Okay! - Lil Jon https://t.co/3b3MNIPpMO2019 was truly the year of the sandwich skirmish.A good amount of cleave lets 'em breathe.I am speed. https://t.co/yFZ1ZcrF0L
1/26
2020
She's still holding onto that v-card?Next level WTF.More bumps than one.Thought I was the only one. https://t.co/LMDeZrJk1aMaybe more than one thing in common.The thirst is real.Pour me up! https://t.co/cYONXeT0n0Bad jokes + good boobs = good jokes.FACTS https://t.co/wsl8RtAA0lGrowing up like... https://t.co/eBgjX16baRI'd win this easily. https://t.co/rDqoS1gryuYes the only classrooms with air conditioning. Loved having classes in those things. https://t.co/brekDteRVkThat's one way to get a tip. https://t.co/43g25ZaeOQSimpler times. https://t.co/OcnfIlFQQVHey now.Proof it's possible to be wearing something yet still seem very naked.Stay Classy. https://t.co/PnQ8u87yZTThis should go down in history. https://t.co/WwQyHC5lo7Think she got her point across."The Spice Melange" https://t.co/RveY9uxt7G
1/25
2020
Sports bras are the real MVP.Petty but I love it. https://t.co/Tl6lVOL5G8Uh...what? https://t.co/cpxWLmoEJUTikTik users inching ever closer to the Darwin Awards.Truth.Every damn time. https://t.co/FuN21nuXddGet a step ahead on next month's Netflix n chill playlist.Story of my life. https://t.co/b9a39EBRLsCan I pet your puppies?Nobody cares...now MOVE! https://t.co/rD61YIzcRnAbsolutely disgusting. https://t.co/wQip8LFVi8lol yep. https://t.co/o5zkhzTzfnNEXT LEVEL https://t.co/AVOcjN43D9I will MAKE YOU LOVE ME! https://t.co/CPkNnS2ComWorth it?Burn 'em up.Now that's a power move. https://t.co/0uY7v4YnoXHow good are you at picking up on the mating call voice change?That's a wrap.
1/24
2020
Reality hits you hard. https://t.co/D9h8b4qZ5NSociety's letting them release their kinkier side.Getting into white-hot territory.I'm not apologizing, those are my true feelings. https://t.co/tzd8B3ugr7Too painful. https://t.co/YMprEyMoXYIt's usually beer though. https://t.co/PF7Zj3hocKMy dogs have an Un'Build-a-Bear business going at my house. https://t.co/AjSXCcTCMqShe's just as nippy as she was in Friends.#ClassicMeme https://t.co/dW7DJpsfOYBrighten up your day.Chihuahuas are 50% terror, 50% trembling. https://t.co/A99kGc282IDRIVE! https://t.co/9MFOoZ3mNjMe judging bad grammar. https://t.co/WNmPD6oDDUSo all those dramatic cop shows aren't all that fictional.Happy hump day.Back the McFUCK up! https://t.co/fJVHZSLESh
1/23
2020
Bet they call him Professor Pu... ah never mind.I can feel the disappointment. https://t.co/hhS4oIKRyQHA! https://t.co/Lp3qPECzSiA little bounce goes a long way.Cool with it though. https://t.co/vDKINeuoPOWhere does your state stand? Or should I say sit.I say tongues out rain or shine.Don't sleep on Hulu's willingness to go tits out.Hey her eyes are up there.I know I know, it ain't cool. https://t.co/fawhhw0Zp2DA BEST! https://t.co/bUVZTJBRsDWHAT KIND OF MONSTER!?!?! https://t.co/sQFVfRmekbAin't got time for those in 2020. https://t.co/ouknssNvr2Love a good Star Trek meme! https://t.co/C4HHGJQoYmBros wtf are you doing.How would you like to be the guy whose job it is to digitally erase genitals.*Dr. Dolittle has entered the chat* https://t.co/dVqi39PyviTHROW ON THEM COUNTRY ALBUMS https://t.co/dVAw2P8cwzMoms with iPhones are the best. https://t.co/RfrN8fxHaZ#GottaStayPositive https://t.co/zXpKzQdUhK
1/22
2020

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