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Author of If I Was Your Girl & Birthday, contributor to Radical Hope, Meet Cute, (Don't) Call Me Crazy, & Out Now: Queer We Go Again. BLM ACAB

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Joined Twitter 12/11/14


@caseyplett folks she liked this selfie from the water closet. casey plett emits waste! checkmate liberals @starfader i frame perfect counter your flirt and activate my level 3 superfit check (my lipstick came off its 2020) https://t.co/C0EN7rINHV
12/5
2020
@nickjudin if what we're witnessing now is neodadaism I'm really really excited for capitalist realism brought to y… https://t.co/gmeQlDrrHJ"im so horny for josef stalin!" "oh no!" you say, clutching your pearls. "he's a pisces"
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Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russoi have not even read the comments but i guarantee some island mutants are saying real fucked up shit about systemic… https://t.co/DlI93H0pVkyet another unflattering ai portrait of me has surfaced https://t.co/afYnWsf658https://t.co/XKSHTZB30h
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @nesterists "Tch. Look who opened grindr again lmao!" (as i open grindr) @nesterists I am a lesbian who sleeps with men but only because I have achieved a permanent level of ironic detachm… https://t.co/qyjE6XKczdnerd twitter caught me slipping 😔 @StripeyCaptain @fretmistress it's size not mass pardon my mistake. i would call you both nerds but we are currentl… https://t.co/zFqgHp5TQi @GreenGrer @KillerMartinis private visit from a hairstylist or someone who can do her nails so she can enjoy these… https://t.co/ostdmL5fM7https://t.co/N7qW71aUmd
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russoyou’re impossibly fast.... and strong..... your skin is pale white and ice cold..... https://t.co/spzSUfKYdY
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith RussoAn object of size X hits an object of size Y and both are undamaged. Fascinating! So you scale it up and hurl an ob… https://t.co/idOE6bMxRAalso relevant to the Square-Cube Law: the black box on airplanes would not work if they made the whole plane out of… https://t.co/9AHAhpfFtk @t_d_x and now oxford is tiny. who had the last laugh?(the Big Rat also might literally just explode, but it's important to establish modest expectations with science) @brechtianfemme just thinking about bugzdid you know that if you somehow made an elephant the size of a rat it would freeze to death but if you made a rat… https://t.co/lW5OrEniUd(did you know that as the mass of an object doubles gravity's effect on it triples? did you know that arthropods br… https://t.co/GYfVoFPqa8if you made a human being proportionally as strong/fast/durable as a bug EITHER the human's muscles would rip her s… https://t.co/suUJOkJsbOif you made an ant or a spider the size of a human they wouldn't retain their proportional strength. their exoskele… https://t.co/RBLbs41rBpYou, a Hack: oh boy I just learned an impressive fact about arthropods i can't wait to use it in my specfic story… https://t.co/Lj8UmnNs7r @TheGayChingy I think you will find that the bottom right is Iroquois Pliskin, a member of seal team 6Gregg Araki's Metal Gear Solid
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Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @esthermirirose Trick question, this is Solid Snake. https://t.co/qTTucdGzrB
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russopop quiz for film industry reporters. pictured here are four different men. only one of these men is solid snake. c… https://t.co/2RrP9fNV3v
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russojust realized the ai generated generic version of my face looks like if jerry seinfeld got a sex change i hate thisi think my 1999 might have been different from yinzes https://t.co/geZGWAQOXQ @HarronWawker gossip girl, like kylie jenner, is a big fan of...tha GRINJ @hypnotransgirl yes?would https://t.co/iW1Ss5Z13wwatch this clip, it is good for homework: a political program aimed at the effacement of a human personhood is a g… https://t.co/Nj297igr8U
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @intermittentcat the men who pester me on grindr beg to differi will never be conservative and i will always hate amerikkka but i feel myself becoming more and more functionally a lib every dayyou: let people enjoy things fran lebowitz: https://t.co/joFjPaG8GI
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russoevery day i lose more of my faith in and hope for the project of communism and revolution. i n a proud leftist trad… https://t.co/q4lde31OjX @TransRightsMOVE actually this take is wrongYou, a Child: I keep a filter pitcher in the fridge so I can have coward water Me, a Brave and Amazing Adult: i ke… https://t.co/RwNn6kCROYholy shit holy fuck what if it's actually good https://t.co/2Za77nDTYg @supermattachine I'm not clear on the difference @supermattachine stephen if someone is capable of wrongdoing how can she be a woman? women only have wrong done to… https://t.co/T3TlcuQhoWI'm genderqueer in that I'm a woman but I enjoy having a good time and lack any kind of civilizing moral neurosis @PunguinWizard seems like more of an aesthetic callingie want voice tweets >:<hannibal lecter seductee/forensic psychologist https://t.co/MHFGDIu4i5Reminder that a HUGE amount of money has quietly been floating across the Atlantic from American anti-LGBT Evangeli… https://t.co/kJXuaxlhnq
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Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith RussoTechnology peaked at this aesthetic. https://t.co/KCGxTJa8NM
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @maidensblade may this isn't catboys @LoafersWrites "according to all known laws of aviation, a gender should not be transable" @othermiike carrie bradshaw twice elevates this to art*Ricky voice* For fucks sake Corey it's "Elliot" now, he fuckin transmissioned https://t.co/FEPsFCOyql
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russohey @tartarusmotel plz put this sticker on your car https://t.co/uYbjqY1bxrhttps://t.co/P8uTrSph2C
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Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @veryhotmomm honey your EAR!!!"hey ya lookin forward to Hanukah ya rachel maddow looking bitch lmao?" @messengerbag it was open in the twitter browser and I have already forgotten what it's calledthe stupid AI face app really just walked by, punched me in the stomach, muttered something antisemitic, and said,… https://t.co/OgG6R3D1NR @SiaCicada yep!shut the fuck up. delete your account https://t.co/fSmh7yU16l @bstolemyremote joe you're extremely wrong @DJSleepySpice ugh you're so pretty! quit it!!!gonna start calling people who are boorish or rude but in an amusing or jovial way, "turbo." the trick to being fam… https://t.co/N7MEJeMMsXalmost none of you will understand why but I'm flipping out https://t.co/ERUtwCZsO8 @HarronWawker what IS wrong with politics?When I swipe my metrocard and it works the first time https://t.co/U7uE1fXcHT
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @LoafersWrites brackets are these "[ ]"!!!! @LoafersWrites oh PARENTHESES @LoafersWrites ??? @TheGayChingy suddenly my t4t tattoo is a BIG liemy gf @tartarusmotel took candid screenshots (because i asked (which makes them not candid (but i'm very vain)) https://t.co/mXZDi6z1jv
12/4
2020
@3liza @zylaros my gender has three screens and a mechanical rainbow light-up keyboard @zylaros @Mer_Squared if your gender isnt aftermarket watercooled and overclocked i dont know you
Retweeted by Store Brand Meredith Russo @findmereading It's not explicit but Ripley pretty clearly has PTSD in Aliens and, in the previous movie, survived… https://t.co/huvxW7336H @nickjudin i summoned freud's ghost from the ether and showed him the research and he said, "this is all normal. th… https://t.co/bVASwW1l19 @nickjudin hahaha yeah definitely. and like, if you browse 4chan or look at some of the more lurid TERF scholarship… https://t.co/pqDJHLp6uk @nickjudin i am giving you permission to say the slur, one Southerner to another, because I have no idea what you mean by gender sorcery @nickjudin right? I'm not losing sleep over it or anything but it is worth noting that I have not caught flak in a… https://t.co/dPBdIHa8aYanyway I'm looking forward to transness being integrated into the nationalist project so I can get my boot on the n… https://t.co/O6mI4elVhewhat else COULD one do but seek to annihilate the caste of incubi and succubi gnawing at the edges of a brain which… https://t.co/yLNmySKOw1they are not afraid that lesbians or fags are disappearing. they are not afraid children might be harmed or led ast… https://t.co/LcGG4zbLY3reminded of this passage from infect your friends and loved ones https://t.co/Nqq6x5SQkdpost-script: i have been in bed with enough TERFs (i know, but i was young) and had my DMs slid into by enough fasc… https://t.co/LE81BvsPWOi am what i am. i'm not gonna organize a struggle session if who you see when you look at me deviates from my sense… https://t.co/lyXPRfihTrif i did those things i still wouldn't be a man. i would be, politely, a small, melancholy, fey little queer or, im… https://t.co/hynAa6PqgMTERFs and fascists (but i repeat myself) and reactionaries don't want me to stop taking hormones, get a double mast… https://t.co/PjUgeSeDHdthe only people who fuck it up have known me since i was very young, due more to inertia and social autopilot than… https://t.co/H3w7TqTtL9
12/3
2020

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