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Metlstorm @Metlstorm New Zealand

Bearded unix berserker. Hacker at @insomniasec, news pundit on @riskybusiness, skateboarding dog at @kiwicon. 0D07 EEAC 6270 8C3B B825 F485 B3C8 E511 69F5 2329

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@attacus_au In this household we call them goth-cross buns. (Not pictured, ankh ones) https://t.co/yA3ArzrKff
2/19
2020
@jsrnz Oh wow LTNS, ol' mate SGI. Daang! I remember spray-painting that so it'd be cool in the rack, back when hav… https://t.co/obVXDw0ApY
2/16
2020
@shawski5000 Maybe it was a literal CryptoAG crypto box that y'know... needed to be hurriedly replaced FOR SOME REASON 🤷Come on @CERTNZ don't play coy, you can tell us whoooooo 😘 https://t.co/tbN8HIVd4sI wonder who got owned down the govt end of town today? Saw a nerd with two wheeled pelican cases with ‘heavy’ bag… https://t.co/7nmrFioyCl @attacus_au @riskybusiness "And the multifactored authenticator was torn asunder, its key material salting the eart… https://t.co/GKJK517Hjy @riskybusiness I dont understand how we end up in a world where MS patching out Exchange 2010-2019 remote is in the… https://t.co/uq4IH8CNQx @riskybusiness My brain hurts after recording this week’s show
2/12
2020
@iokiwi @kyhwana @kawaiiconNZ We have always had the "wedding on stage" achievement to unlock. We have several celebrants...
2/11
2020
@kawaiiconNZ Oh no @Sputina wat hav u doneMetlstorm's Morning Commute Insights, #437; even has more war metaphors, suck it lock-mart https://t.co/4vfpCiEQhJ @nullary @riskybusiness @ss2342 @nzherald I mean on the one hand, it might. On the other hand you wanna facilitate… https://t.co/XrzEUI3tXn @riskybusiness @ss2342 When I talked to Fish about this yarn (because he has... better taste in experts) the joke w… https://t.co/3mZCN1fpWo @ss2342 I mean what % of hacking gets detected? Then what % of that gets investigated, and of that gets attributed… https://t.co/KG5lJ9tMe2 @ss2342 Yeah, I got a big ol' [CITATION NEEDED] to slap on that. I mean come on, how many actual domestic computer… https://t.co/YJeIetM9NQ @marasawr @Julznova @radionz @JMulliganRNZ @RNZSunday in my defence, one time I did a @radionz slot between talk-in… https://t.co/KrpycgRLtl @Julznova @radionz Yeah, I should do it more, tbh, cause it needs doing. Everything is a computer, and general-audi… https://t.co/CJXV65GhSy
2/10
2020
@meganjwhelan @Julznova @radionz @insomniasec @keith_ng @kiwicon @MattNippert @elle_hunt @juhasaarinen Prolly your… https://t.co/7i7WVUNHGI @meganjwhelan @Julznova @radionz @insomniasec @keith_ng @kiwicon @MattNippert @elle_hunt @juhasaarinen It absolutel… https://t.co/WiqqwpS8i7 @Julznova @radionz @insomniasec @keith_ng @kiwicon @MattNippert @elle_hunt @meganjwhelan @juhasaarinen with detopea… https://t.co/XY1OdudoeQ @Julznova @radionz @insomniasec @keith_ng @kiwicon Even with hackercons, historically notorious for bad media cover… https://t.co/rM3wkp18Vf @Julznova @radionz We (the @insomniasec) folk have helped out @keith_ng and Nicky Hager's investigative journalism… https://t.co/s00QFJgc2d @Julznova @radionz sometimes I just so don't wanna even get involved, and occasionally because I don't trust that t… https://t.co/MxiaJ4AO13 @Julznova Heh. In fairness the the media, they ask me a lot more often than I can help. Sometimes its too early and… https://t.co/0S5BPHvoBP
2/8
2020
@riskybusiness @eclypsium I'm pretty sure I did in the raw recording, would have to check if that made it thru the… https://t.co/wH84d0NMYT
2/6
2020
@riskybusiness @k8em0 @caseyjohnellis @k8em0? moar like gr8em0 amirite @riskybusiness @k8em0 @caseyjohnellis And as much as we make "wen bounty" jokes around the office for every missing… https://t.co/EbGaCQ50ht @riskybusiness @k8em0 @caseyjohnellis Yeah, its a really good example to set. Everyone screws up and runs RCEable j… https://t.co/16eCA9DvGt @riskybusiness what even is this world any more? I mean, I have my classic C64 "Hack the Pentagon" tshirt (which, i… https://t.co/vINxr9kjFA
2/4
2020
@riskybusiness @NerdPyle @lukeshoberg @alexstamos Pretty sure we've even had @NerdPyle tweets as news sources on the show ha ha. Hi :)
1/30
2020
@riskybusiness It makes me sad ofc, having beaved a few AV trees myself, but the reality is our pasttime got stolen… https://t.co/wmRd6YmFtN
1/28
2020
@riskybusiness https://t.co/s8wk6qCezi @secureisd ... and the history books remember that WW3's Archduke Ferdinand is Lil' Jeff, not Soleimani. This timeline is messed up af, yo @secureisd I mean, if they're happy hitting Jeff, then you gotta assume they hit Zuck and Satya and Sundar. Are we… https://t.co/GtlbbT8kpQ
1/23
2020
@riskybusiness Also I sure hope NSO group doesn't rely on AWS for anything... cause I think non-consensually upload… https://t.co/NAQEcSRLyl @riskybusiness Prol also a good tabletop DR scenario for every AWS-deployed business in Saudi. "Jeff decides to k-l… https://t.co/dq0urguomU @lokifer Hey now, what happens in the privacy of ten mins before @riskybusiness recording stays in the ten mins before :< @Kxyne @asinine_net_nz @riskybusiness @insomniasec awww fenriz <3 also, there is at least one sparc in that pictur… https://t.co/zWGSW2CEPL @riskybusiness @_jasonmcwilliam https://t.co/B48oyg3XFD @riskybusiness @kyhwana Got ourselves an internet detective here @asinine_net_nz @riskybusiness Yeah you expected what, a hermit cave in the forest and a microphone made of a pair… https://t.co/xLmKBez3Zg
1/22
2020
@ktneely @riskybusiness @thegrugq I'm assuming sporky has learned that one doesn't post pics of ones tines on the internet @riskybusiness I think maybe @thegrugq finally broke into the big leagues, got himself a consulting gig with dot mil https://t.co/xDgqSLoGfZ
1/17
2020
@riskybusiness I'm hangin' out for some classic, like, X509 ASN.1 parser bug back to NT4 that NSA's had since 2004A… https://t.co/bXLqAf0Dsj
1/14
2019
@egyp7 @riskybusiness @klonkitchen Gotta be a FVEY^h^hSPICE joke in here somewhere too. @riskybusiness @klonkitchen Cyberpork
12/22
2019
@parsley72 @riskybusiness To be fair, I try to prefix it with "the", so as to differentiate it from the classical, verb meaning of the word.
12/15
2019
@nigelmcnie @eXDeeNZ @keith_ng @kiwibrew @aschiff squirt the guard with the cat, yell "oh god, it got the rabies on… https://t.co/Q6GaqOWSu8 @eXDeeNZ @keith_ng @kiwibrew @aschiff @nigelmcnie I reckon for maximum comedy, we haxor the Win7 VDI that the contr… https://t.co/Ed8Siv4fxx @keith_ng @kiwibrew @aschiff @nigelmcnie *sighs* Disbursements: - kibble - litter - bandaids - isoprop wipes… https://t.co/oYuxfZ7M0F @keith_ng @kiwibrew @aschiff @nigelmcnie That sounds like a fun engagement. I'll get my people to write up the pape… https://t.co/7r2350uzQ8
12/12
2019
@riskybusiness Post a pic of you putting freedom ketchup in your 火锅. No real friend of china could do that. Also… https://t.co/c4zuDnULnK
12/11
2019
@jeamland @riskybusiness I bought these the other day, and was sad. https://t.co/h7HTrP7JuQ
12/5
2019
@Fobski @gepeto42 @riskybusiness /privmsg fobski lol you haven't herd this weeks show yet @hroethgar @riskybusiness boy oh boy its a good thing hackers don't know this @gepeto42 @riskybusiness ... and then you have to go find the next two entirely new platforms, and then they all ha… https://t.co/Hpj3JijcDF @gepeto42 @riskybusiness You're so right. "I need to know the network" the wily hacker thinks, "ill go own the sysa… https://t.co/2ohrunBuqY @riskybusiness ... which had all there "well this is how we'll catch those scoundrel @insomniasec roaches next time… https://t.co/Xjs40vIIqC @riskybusiness it is always surprising how o_O people are that we go after their detection and response. I mean, wh… https://t.co/SqCi2Bj5yQ @egyp7 @riskybusiness ... like it was a big deployment and I spent ages trying to figur our how it all worked and w… https://t.co/Mw9KIIG4uR @egyp7 @riskybusiness It’s funny tho cause the first time ever saw it I didn’t know what it was. I shelled a box, w… https://t.co/MPvyVqkJgG @riskybusiness Oh you
12/4
2019
@SOscarfono Cos that one time you cryptoanarchistpunk kids put eicar inside ascii armoured pgp, and now the poor ea… https://t.co/RYG24bl5he @riskybusiness @Broadcom @CAinc I was uhhhh y'know, idly wonderin' if they'd told their customers a thing or just s… https://t.co/cot2eaClWFUh, so since @Broadcom enhanced shareholder value by buying @cainc... is it now the case that I need a login and va… https://t.co/9su93AYxrK
12/1
2019
This time, nine years ago, we were at the @malthouse, having wrapped @Kiwicon 4, and @antic0de and I had just pulle… https://t.co/0SmN5KYtZo
11/28
2019
@DarkHelmet46 @UNSWCanberra @riskybusiness @TomSear ima need a fringe https://t.co/Lvb1bl6ui5
11/21
2019
@jeamland cc @Sputina
11/14
2019
For the record, I do own at least as many black hoodies as there have been Kiwicons, but those feature more livesto… https://t.co/gMbYzKt5oA
11/11
2019
@riskybusiness Seems alive and well, m8 https://t.co/bTZnFGpCDR
10/24
2019
@DevTroy I'm sure their exit strategy is to sell their corpus of dick pics to condom firms or something for market… https://t.co/wptbZ5xffD @pepperraccoon @kawaiiconNZ You've already designed the merchandise I take it, and we can just ship it to the screen printer now? @kawaiiconNZ ... because there's no evidence of conductivity sensors on the metal, and you'd think thermal cameras… https://t.co/i5PiPKIpio @kawaiiconNZ Followup to answer q's, these are at Leroy's, the normal mode of operation of these is that they have… https://t.co/RF1h7n4Gxv
10/20
2019
@N3rdyByN4ture @Sereeena 🤔
10/17
2019
@bogan Upright sheep https://t.co/mDKgDmMAWyJeez the @kawaiiconnz hackers may be all cutesy-wutesey but they still have no mercy .... a unrinal. Who hacks a ur… https://t.co/8ltE7FdRy5 @bogan @AlannahGuo @typhoonfilsy My Metlzone one is uh may zing toooo https://t.co/hgQUeGXJPb
10/16
2019
@juhasaarinen @Subwaynzz its almost like hackers are sneaky actual people who can look at how we defend and then ch… https://t.co/yjQO1F0g0U
10/15
2019
@TerahashCorp @ira_bailey @karlw00t @insomniasec We have a sayin' here in .nz. https://t.co/1XUE8fnCVG Guess I b… https://t.co/6XeSF80A0z @TerahashCorp @ira_bailey @karlw00t @insomniasec We've certainly done a few other security firms and services. You… https://t.co/tt4kw8l2IU @ira_bailey @TerahashCorp @karlw00t @insomniasec Do we look like the sorta cats that don't (to mix metaphors) eat o… https://t.co/CH4WBbjES4 @TerahashCorp @karlw00t @insomniasec But there's def stuff that's time critical where the trade-off is worth it. As… https://t.co/YGirza97Ub @TerahashCorp @karlw00t @insomniasec That's a few hashes/sec. Although one of the impediments of an as-a-service… https://t.co/nhA1VEk9Uw @TerahashCorp @karlw00t @insomniasec I've certainly got days where I just need crack real bad, and would totally ju… https://t.co/5bmjWPxYLp @karlw00t @insomniasec Yeah. I've done the numbers every hardware refresh cycle (this is our 3rd gen cracker) to co… https://t.co/ymoYsHj2se @evildaemond @insomniasec Its 8x GTX1080Ti in a 4u enclosure, one of @TerahashCorp's Brutalis rigs. The graphs are… https://t.co/KgO9TspkUx @mikeforbes @insomniasec Yeah fortunately¹ few passwords can stand up to it for long, so it twiddles its thumbs a b… https://t.co/6bNuJ7oCM1I was payin' my power bill, and our @insomniasec cracker uses about the same as my house (which, in my house's defe… https://t.co/ymZLlz9anp
10/9
2019
@laraseligman @riskybusiness sooo normally islamists in the tv station means russia rite?
10/7
2019
@riskybusiness @digininja UnicodeDecodeError: 'ascii' codec can't decode byte 0xa0 in position 0: ordinal not in range(128) @digininja @riskybusiness You know I meant \v, 0x0B right? cause I'm just that much of a berserker
8/19
2019
@jankais3r @riskybusiness I dunno you do. You should ask some of my colleagues who share the office with me; I'm pr… https://t.co/4BXULps60E
8/16
2019
@timb_machine I needed to crack a Quest VAS cached cred today. Thanks for $dynamic_1602 :D Also the talk that went… https://t.co/MuHeXcd1R6
8/13
2019
@secwaza @riskybusiness Guess we’d both put on our Fighting Trousers that day @secwaza @riskybusiness Those were the warmups for pat suggesting siginter vigilante justice (sorry “defending forw… https://t.co/GxfHMKyP35 @Fobski @riskybusiness but not before I said pentesting was garbage ha ha >_< which perhaps needed some footnotes and context @Fobski @riskybusiness Ha ha yeah I got a bit uh fast and loose on the show yesterday. I realised I was starting th… https://t.co/uzDlDf7JwU
8/1
2019
@eXDeeNZ @svs @riskybusiness https://t.co/WSUQHqYiZy This was my desk, the stock photos are not made up, they're R… https://t.co/lGUOYgqXMQ
7/28
2019
@dotslashpipe @jms_dot_py @basalberts @insomniasec a week later I'm looking at chiba ravens in the mist and googlin… https://t.co/ubXOA9z5r1
7/26
2019

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