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troy @mfdoomstanacc Phoenix, AZ

monotone. he/him. ENFJ. Opinions are my own.

1,062 Following   2,115 Followers   17,072 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/11/12


they’re at the skate park 🛴🐛 🦐🚲 🚲🦕… https://t.co/flrE4UYfP3
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1/22
2020
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1/21
2020
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1/20
2020
agile boi https://t.co/2LnKu7tgEg
Retweeted by troyMe enjoying a crisp $15 coors light in vegas https://t.co/h0hPrATkUFwe are watching the cake show @FoodNetwork https://t.co/99n6WQQ3m5
Retweeted by troyPlease cherish your life, you never know when some aspect of it will leave your side leaving you with only memories https://t.co/HV6lSrVqDB
Retweeted by troyoh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange. https://t.co/cmp47CD87m
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1/19
2020
@lilcheeesestick I am a eunuch, no balls on my septumhttps://t.co/GcjIcBgDPWhttps://t.co/jUPjik6prl
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1/18
2020
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1/16
2020
owning the libs by giving them a lot of ham and cheese https://t.co/GtAWGHTX3Z
Retweeted by troyall tik tok has shown me is that if i have a wh*t* woman as my doctor or nurse my most intimate medical details are… https://t.co/vH3hjat5tS
Retweeted by troyYear of the rat babey!!!!!!! https://t.co/j0xIpDYnIB
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Retweeted by troyNeighbors are a big fan of Luna apparently https://t.co/tqQSKA2kC8
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1/15
2020
u r my peach u r my plum https://t.co/hoPCDpVUes
Retweeted by troyWait a second.... I think I recognize that street... https://t.co/a2xVghzn5t
Retweeted by troyHappy boy! https://t.co/dertHvtBEg
Retweeted by troyme mentally preparing to leave the house https://t.co/F7MHPVvazb
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Retweeted by troy.@gjonesbass will you be recording your atl dj set or be posting a tracklist? @detective_nacho Cutest king in all the land
1/14
2020
@MatthewUrrea Really got her w this oneI- I think I’m becoming a BNF https://t.co/0wlWCb2sAGhttps://t.co/WKET3jhe0Z https://t.co/Yq39bFk4r4
Retweeted by troyoh to be a dog in a bowl https://t.co/IUuc2sSIYP
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1/13
2020
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Retweeted by troyhe hopes you’re drinking enough water and taking care of yourself today. He thinks you’re very important and deserv… https://t.co/fLLAUsiNcF
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Retweeted by troy今までよりも手元はっきりくっきりで楽しい #BotW #BreathoftheWild https://t.co/bxTrDtVbj0
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Retweeted by troybro she fucking left me for him https://t.co/7uawOKjpkT
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1/12
2020
me after 3 fucking drinks https://t.co/AVdwsIKajN
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Retweeted by troythinking about him <3 https://t.co/lFYMFnHaTa
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1/11
2020
this is what the inside of my brain looks like at all times https://t.co/frLNeI2F1S
Retweeted by troyonce a year every pro gamer drops a bday post for their gf that looks like this https://t.co/zwdSmWwfsj
Retweeted by troyand yall said rent in LA was crazy https://t.co/2DSxvWmpuj
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Retweeted by troythis video got taken down but i couldn't stop thinking about it so i remade it. rat drinking coffee 😳 https://t.co/onirjfNK8c
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1/10
2020
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Retweeted by troyOne day I will make it into the newspaper ! the front page headline will read: “Local man seen having a splendid afternoon”
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1/9
2020
😂😩🤣😆 https://t.co/N8JLOkUqeK
Retweeted by troygod adding “wii sports talent” when making me https://t.co/bNVaWnSm4a
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1/8
2020
Fun piece between working on a difficult painting https://t.co/tn8VL0LMiw
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Retweeted by troyThis is the dirtiest backhand I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/CIw7VPiA5O
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Retweeted by troywhen u must back up your thesis from paragraph 1 with relevant evidence in paragraph 2 https://t.co/oLPf5DarMD
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1/7
2020
*my 7 pound dog who thinks he can beat up the mailman* me: https://t.co/FqmyPNYzua
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1/5
2020
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Retweeted by troyWe didn’t give her enough time in the spotlight let’s bring her back for 2020 https://t.co/aqz3jRFmzR
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Retweeted by troy @yephph Osrsnew year's eve in arizona https://t.co/mgIfveOZkl
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1/4
2020
@dvbbygvbby Jesus christ#popcorn https://t.co/1c8u9yAvyN
Retweeted by troydoes that say... hatsune miku https://t.co/LWN8OibDpL
Retweeted by troyRT if you'd beat the shit out of the baby from Ice Age https://t.co/yrtFNqdgs3
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1/3
2020
last night i played a set that spanned 2 decades 💁‍♂️ love to everyone in attendance. i could not possibly be more… https://t.co/zuFOGSaAOl
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1/2
2020
Time to build the sealab https://t.co/v1EGCpIRPz
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1/1
2019
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Retweeted by troyEveryone say gn to this sweet baby https://t.co/5x7nRN96hWFrom hip-hop to country to The Boss, here are my songs of the year. If you’re looking for something to keep you com… https://t.co/MGNAUPPgTj
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12/31
2019
This guy is having the most lit day ever https://t.co/MwbMZfpCNi
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Retweeted by troyi’m never deleting tik tok https://t.co/MUSKSqqi5r
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Retweeted by troyGonna need 16 hands and a lot of rags to handle the mess of these rocket powered glizziles sloshing their way down… https://t.co/6O8em2U2gk
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12/29
2019
@gjonesbass This one pls
12/28
2019
And from Death Valley, theeeee UNDERTAKER!!! https://t.co/BM80YlmxER
Retweeted by troySo I gave my brother a banana to see how he’d react and .... https://t.co/NzCBuk5fZ9
Retweeted by troyLMFAOOOO this tik tok is so chaotic I love it https://t.co/3jMsxE4BzF
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12/27
2019
the day has come https://t.co/eINfiUu8VO
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12/26
2019
8 year old cousin approaches with his switch, asks if you wanna play him in super smash bros. you hustle him. "what… https://t.co/zAvY2GDXtD
Retweeted by troyLEAVE ME ALONE!!!! https://t.co/pSe3wNdFQp
Retweeted by troy @Troyhonaker @_SonofaMitch__ Merry xmas bbs and gmTen raccoons managed to get stuck inside a Toronto porch - 📹 Gates Wildlife Control https://t.co/Or3IcFDnu3https://t.co/e9GTilaLCL
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12/25
2019
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Retweeted by troyi haven’t felt this way about a meme in a long time..... https://t.co/XYqsGNCNs0
Retweeted by troyI really thought someone just posted theIr HAMMER https://t.co/FYUlPHCHpk
Retweeted by troySo I was just in the men’s room pissing & dude in the stall had explosive diarrhea. I, not being a robot, laughed &… https://t.co/hB77BBoLbE
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12/24
2019

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