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Exec producer, Dialect | BBC Comedy Room 2020 | Logitech G video man https://t.co/abw42tTYNM | Writer for @pcgamer and others | Knitwear shaped like a man

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@thwphipps So, so good. Goodbye, Thom's free time!
11/20
2020
@Cookie_Vonster @Rebellion Congrats Robbie! Well deserved
11/19
2020
Best day on twitter since Drummond puddle watch
11/7
2020
@CarolineRebbeca @MercedesAMGF1 Congrats Caroline! Amazing stuff. Hope it all goes well!
11/3
2020
@mrbasil_pesto Fahrenheit is basically a snow globe with QTE boinking https://t.co/TrObW65yuQ
10/28
2020
@1MattD @Shiny_Demon Morrowind had pubs AND wizards. Why would we ever go outside? @SuperCooperStar @Shiny_Demon @BBCRadio3 Nods in dramatic agreement from the slopes of a blustery mountain. (For tw… https://t.co/FZSYS6zQHi @Cookie_Vonster @Shiny_Demon @BBCRadio3 'A look inside Rebellion's Foley studio' https://t.co/aQLbsBuFE9 @Shiny_Demon @BBCRadio3 I'm going with the Arkham games. Ominous Zimmer-esque strings, brilliant radio chatter, and… https://t.co/YMNZuYzTPvProperly excited for Louise! She'll do an incredible job and it's great to see games getting this sort of mainstrea… https://t.co/QgNMsaS7S3 @thwphipps Great, isn't it? Sad we potentially missed out on Viggo Mortensen as Trotter the Hobbit, though
10/27
2020
Reading this as it updates and it's weirdly reassuring to see JRRT chop, change, and stumble down narrative cul-de-… https://t.co/Tb22BRh4xv
10/26
2020
@james_blue_cat So good and so wholesome. And effortless with how it wrangles that many characters. Feels like ther… https://t.co/lMy0AlOSjU @JoelSnape Clueless bit of miscalculation to get to a dark porridge-bargain, you-owe-me-for-fishfingers justificati… https://t.co/UUJBsbQl98
10/21
2020
@SolidChris Definitely in! Seen him perform in Bath the last few years and he's incredible. He can even make eating soup menacing.
10/17
2020
@evilrobotbill That last shot looks like it's straight out of the Avengers. I can see a glamourous old car speeding around that corner.
10/15
2020
Love this so much. Also: I have need of a Bob Monkhouse font for Google Docs. https://t.co/HqXy4gFtIy
10/14
2020
@ievenden "...but not nearly as effective as the right kind of hippo." @DomCarterAgain Thanks Dom! Been mega useful so far. Lovely bunch of people, too.Feels amazing to see this in sort-of print: https://t.co/pgH1QKak9p One step closer to my dream of writing a folk… https://t.co/Nr5tNT8T8V
10/13
2020
Saint Maud feels like an event and Morfydd Clark is properly incredible. Can't wait to see what Rose Glass does nex… https://t.co/SfL6KdRlih
10/10
2020
@beardburrito It's great fun. Brilliant job of nailing all the weirdness of Zoom. Plus, you can watch it in a lunchtime.Watched Host and now I wish all horror movies were 60 minutes long. Barely a second wasted.Maddie worked super hard on this and did an amazing job of distilling the feel of D&D into one short vid. So please… https://t.co/FuNtbuSSOw @SusanArendt Big Bloody Barry's Bleeding Beefsteak-only Buffet: A Vegan's Perspective.
10/9
2020
@Ceeraanoo @bbcbitesize Congrats man! This is ace. I'll never skip another cutscene. @mjpcuervo So much to like about this film. Tweed, consternation, Barbara Shelley being sensible. The film that got… https://t.co/YEeZ8Vo9Wg @mrbasil_pesto @NeilGortz Cometh the hour, cometh the man
10/7
2020
Was lucky enough to recently do a session with Gráinne and she breaks things down brilliantly. Recommend this for a… https://t.co/iqGfM4y7HU
10/6
2020
Tom Hollander’s A Life in the Day is quite brilliant. https://t.co/rcyRBDMvzL
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10/4
2020
@Necron_1986 HOW DO THEY KNOW? @RosieCaddick88 Thank you! I think I've been waiting for the right moment to use it for yearsMy two-year-old daughter the second I start a conference call https://t.co/LqBqK1B6dJ @mjpcuervo @helleborezine Absolutely cannot wait. Sat down and read the last one cover to cover. Can't remember the last time I did that.
10/2
2020
@BoomkinDave @notthevampire The theme song is now playing on repeat inside my head... @BoomkinDave @notthevampire Mr Ben! @BryanFuller https://t.co/W4V9Ssrc9wSome proof: this fab vid Maddie did about the origin of weird myths and folklore in games: https://t.co/8DK7jAidA1https://t.co/njK3xlhdDM @itsJenSim @notthevampire In hindsight it's like I wrote that tweet specifically so you could be Twitter buddies😄My Logitech G buddy @notthevampire deserves at least 100% more followers. She knows more about D&D than anyone I kn… https://t.co/TdobAX9GBe
10/1
2020
@hades_kitty I really do 😄 And the more I tried to smile, the more evil I looked...Me: I'll take a cute picture of me and the kid using that anime filter Snapchat: UNMARKED BILLS OR BABY GOES INTO… https://t.co/bx2KWQoaot @JoelSnape YES. Knitwear GO. https://t.co/JDKyGV3N4s
9/26
2020
Some news: delighted and humbled to say I'm in the @bbcwritersroom Comedy Room 2020! Can't wait to write funny thin… https://t.co/YvKUMGE9Xg
9/25
2020
@JoelSnape Had to watch that twice times to see what he actually did. That man has no respect for gravity. @mrbasil_pesto Now I need to know what era Dream Top Gear I was. Harris, Flintoff and McGuinness? Clarkson? Or is i… https://t.co/VFfY0KzlIGVernon. Narrowly avoided a life lived as Medium Vern. The Vernster. Vern And Face The Strange. https://t.co/3YX061t1EA
9/3
2020
Lucky to have worked with Louise for as long as I have, and I can’t wait to make more cool stuff with her. If you n… https://t.co/SXUd9WuVsH
8/28
2020
@itsJenSim This would be a legitimately brilliant decision🙌
8/21
2020
Love this. Wonder how many future writers it inspired? https://t.co/myT0gV3Wem
8/16
2020
@robinlvalentine You're a monster, but also: I need to see a pleasing cross section illustration of this.
8/12
2020
I'm coming for aura vision next *dramatically sets typewriter margins* https://t.co/OLRcL76SYa
8/6
2020
The big, slow one from a side-scrolling beat 'em up. https://t.co/tTZoKwmqiY
8/4
2020
@ellecauseyy Bob Ross, watercolour by Shibasaki (on YouTube) and this letter by E. B. White https://t.co/g3k7HmLYdi
7/30
2020
Haggar's piledriver in Final Fight. So much agency! Grab. Carry. Jump. Piledrive through trashcans. I thought abo… https://t.co/Gf9CbaYx8wHappy #PitchYaGame day! 🎉 Got any questions on how to do your own PR or how to pitch ya game (ahem) to media and i… https://t.co/waQMOlk0K9
Retweeted by Matt ElliottJOB: We're hiring for a writer here on Total War! If you're interested in the role, and think you would be a good… https://t.co/jaIHRtN1TV
Retweeted by Matt ElliottSoo.. official announcement time! 🎉 Cloud Gardens is a chill game about using plants to overgrow post-industrial w… https://t.co/8wqPfPJGic
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7/29
2020
@MikeChannell You're honestly not far off 😂Validation klaxon: the script I submitted to the BBC Comedy Writersroom has been shortlisted. Absolutely delighted 🎉🎉🎉
7/28
2020
@JoelSnape Every single molecule of me wishes that was true. 'How I got my lockdown body by being a human tempura prawn.'When you fire up an old save and try to work out what the hell you were doing https://t.co/hwiODfZyEC @PsychTyson Thanks! The chaotic tangle of wires is hidden under the deskThis makes it look like I'm playing on PC. Sadly not.Leftfield choice so close to a new console generation, but I need this Platinum. Plus its my way of saying goodbye… https://t.co/dMlHsXzRmH
7/26
2020
@DanDawkins Still one of our best pre-E3 mania ideas (that we probably would have got in serious trouble for) Als… https://t.co/x5uKP6FBJZ
7/24
2020
The Yakuza wiki has isolated vocal tracks from all the karaoke songs, so I combined every Bakamitai from 0-5 and...… https://t.co/7qYYsYdv7U
Retweeted by Matt Elliott @ultrabrilliant I'm having this played at my funeral. Transcendent.
7/17
2020
@shoibox @daniellamlucas has spent more time in the FFXIV character creator alone than I have in most games... :D
7/15
2020
@MikeChannell @OutsideXbox Congrats Mike! And goodbye, sleep 👋
7/14
2020
@GameGriffin always with the onions
7/7
2020
Skyrim: still a slapstick masterpiece https://t.co/X3Of06JPcs https://t.co/lLqfzV1SAI
6/28
2020
Been avoiding twitter so may have missed this but OH GOD GAMESPRESS HAS CHANGED THE SKIES ARE FALLING HELP
6/17
2020
There will be a PS5 cats supercut five minutes after this presentation ends'Being rendered on PS5', perhapsMain takeaway so far is I want to know what Herman Hulst's skincare regime is.
6/11
2020
@Alex2life @notthevampire @Shiny_Demon I'm delighted this image exists.Sea of Thieves continues to be wonderful. Horrified reactions courtesy of @notthevampire and @Shiny_Demon https://t.co/syi3tstZYc
5/4
2020
Five minutes in and we're doing a quest for a character called Poomchukker. https://t.co/4MniOA86qJ
5/3
2020
@SolidChris He was the first badass guy I saw in a movie who wore glasses! And I was too young to get the Himmler ref
4/21
2020
@itsJenSim Massively deserved! You'll do an incredible job. Congratulations! 👐
4/9
2020
@adeleburrows1 @Shiny_Demon I want to unlike this
3/11
2020
It also meets all the requirements for a classic tea mug: - Straight sides - White interior - Handle with enough k… https://t.co/3laqo7csyBShout out to @Shiny_Demon for this wonderfully thoughtful (and unstealable) personalised mug. https://t.co/ozfGPxCZP6I’ve been threatening to do it but I've started my own podcast. It’s @killtpodcast & all about true crime podcasts!… https://t.co/K9JFYHboCD
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3/9
2020
@robinlvalentine Let's have a game of Underworlds using these instead of GW miniatures: https://t.co/Wjh0ZMpNnO @robinlvalentine It's so lovely. I'm obsessed with those hi-res textures.
3/3
2020
@evilrobotbill I'd definitely go again if it comes back. It's *so* you. There's a full-on folk horror interlude. @JoystickCFC Sadly not - don't think it's a track from the movie. That's a beautiful bit of music, though.(It's impossible to Google thanks to an anime and Coldplay song with the same name)Random question: does anyone recognise the track played during the theatre opening of Ghost Stories? Sounds like 70… https://t.co/6tNV9STmSr
2/4
2020
@2plus2isjoe I am ridiculously late with this reply, but: thank you! I still can't believe anyone let me write this.
1/7
2019
#GamechangersGiveaway is LIVE! 🗳️ To enter, vote in #GE2019, then RT this with a selfie outside the polling statio… https://t.co/TS92UOVxY1
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12/12
2019
Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' but all the lyrics are 'THE MOON IS RIGHT' https://t.co/celtltQIDv
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12/10
2019
'If blinks could kill' https://t.co/bKvZspp8np
12/6
2019
@NeilGortz Modulok and Leech were my MVPs
11/29
2019
@Ceeraanoo Can you sync your RGB settings with the ham?
11/25
2019
I will not be taking questions. Thank you.https://t.co/MdqOPjF38Ohttps://t.co/PBFlUZVGHJ
11/24
2019

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