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Writer/pub quizmaster for hire. Based in Middlesbrough. I have written for @filmstoriespod, @vodzillamag, @denofgeek, and others. Views are my own. He/him.

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“I'm the bloody Queen, mate. Basically, I rule.” Another aspect of “The Beast Below” that has aged better than any… https://t.co/o6gEWSgo5F
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @nalaknip "If you kids don't stop mocking my blatant vanity project RIGHT NOW..." https://t.co/fRJUnnb6IZ @cine_verse Stray thought while catching up with this - has Wandavision got any returning MCU characters who we kno… https://t.co/QZGpmQgntU @brooligan "Children of Thalidomide". @thebrainofchris Incredible, innit? The maddest possible solution to a production problem...Part 3! This one's less trippy but has more fun and games in fiction, whether it's a Gulliver bound to quoting his… https://t.co/1OjHHe7O4uOh come on, Buckaroo Banzai HAS to be a pre-Hartnell Doctor. The original, you might say... https://t.co/VWF30yfn3j
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Mentos + Cola. Classic... https://t.co/UGU5Eelvao
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃I say apparently, cos I worry someone who looks like Baron Cohen is gonna wind up in a Guy Incognito situation one… https://t.co/sZeJH9zeDQIcing on the cake is that he apparently went back after this... https://t.co/DtLYwWJYS2OOF. https://t.co/PqHf2hkiJgJohn Venn Diagram #BillClinton #TheQueen #venndiagram #maths #clinton https://t.co/99gkj7bqCF
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @MatGreenfield Oops, I missed Davies doing his "pyew, pyew" eyes... https://t.co/nIykICtf5q @MatGreenfield Imagine if the cover art is just all the Doctors - McGann, Hurt, Tennant, and Smith, but also Bradle… https://t.co/dar96wGZp1 @MatGreenfield Good point. I'll definitely be interested in picking up the 50th set cos I missed the limited editio… https://t.co/H5vrSyeHR3 @MatGreenfield Question - might they be holding back Name Of The Doctor for the separate 50th set?Ok... just found something kind of interesting while reading the original script for The Addams Family (1991)... an… https://t.co/qMXGtTpKZa
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Hahaha, I never knew @thatandything had done this parody of the Second Doctor trying to fix Jamie's face in Part 2.… https://t.co/Bm9k6xHvr0
10/28
2020
Paste secret island meme here. https://t.co/QsplCki4HmThe news is out! Danielle Harris is directing my script "Sequel" for Joe Dante's production company. I'm SO excited… https://t.co/iDUHwpaAN3
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Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @empiremagazine https://t.co/owZuucXh3DCompetition time! It's Halloween on Saturday, and we have FOUR spooky Criterion Blu-rays to give away to one lucky… https://t.co/fGWbZ37GMF
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃"Oh no, I've got it wrong! Part 2! It's a good job Frazer Hines got sick during a serial as surreal as this. Maybe… https://t.co/GitVgyP3j6 @UKFilmNerd @paulychilds @simonbrew Spot on. My first job was at Woolies and I have stories from the dying days. Wo… https://t.co/XIFnpXQFwO @simonbrew If someone says "great quiz last night, guys", we panic.Last night's weird dream - was writing questions for a Bond quiz for @simonbrew... on stage, in between him asking… https://t.co/J9xL0933QlThank you @annasmithjourno for delivering a sensitive, enticing introduction to the film for the BBC broadcast on S… https://t.co/JfTSrQrNJ7
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10/27
2020
https://t.co/ynELKdqFfF https://t.co/jLOl3cOTSLThis film is so fucking good. https://t.co/4I5bLMESpR @Me_MarkTindle We can but hope!https://t.co/ip8BCAuEicEe, it's a big day for the moon, innit?https://t.co/UJY9Qwyrw4 https://t.co/RqptJVMcmRThe year is 2040, people you went to high school with are still selling mlm lip kits and essential oils on facebook… https://t.co/QjOSBUWuac
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @MattEdwardsFilm Up there with "Take all of their blood, even if it kills them" from the first one, as directions go haha. @MattEdwardsFilm I promise to watch it by next year. I caught a bit of it on telly the other week and it did look better than the 2014 one.The Mind Robber! Holy moly, Part 1! There are serials from this era that look more obviously extended for an extra… https://t.co/uEyIi11qA9Machismo continues to be the most destructive force on the planet. Why do people want to identify with so-called 't… https://t.co/Be2bF9b24N
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Lunchtime Who? Lunchtime Who! Think I'm gonna do some actual, non-animated Troughton today and a story I haven't se… https://t.co/QMgqjijykkI wouldn't know who D*minic F*rrell was if people hadn't been trying to get a drop of clout by pointing out what a… https://t.co/7F3Qw3qHqS
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃"Don't try to understand it. It's Nolan." https://t.co/s3Mg5XbkB7Loads website. Accepts cookies. Closes down ad covering part of screen. Stops auto-playing video. No, I don't want… https://t.co/tj342cppKH
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Does the 12.23 here mean we're getting this before Christmas, in that Bird Box slot? Seems a long way out to be tra… https://t.co/OgRLsRe0mHA few thoughts on the ballooning cost of The Snyder Cut. If I've got this right, the film's re-edit is now going to… https://t.co/X96EzvPNAd
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Martian test footage by animator Ray Harryhausen for his unmade movie War of the Worlds, 1949 https://t.co/oidIDffczi
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10/26
2020
If you fancy a couple of hours away from all this bother and flummery, The Personal History of David Copperfield is… https://t.co/pbA3sWELZe
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Morfydd Clark is already much more famous than she was in January, so it's a good job she forms only one of about 1… https://t.co/9538MP3rA2#DidYouKnow Marketing executives at Sony - whose laptops feature prominently throughout SKYFALL - were absolutely… https://t.co/4CJhJgbFPi
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Tonight while watching The Rescuers Down Under on Disney+, the picture shrank and pointed me to something else DURI… https://t.co/qIdd8GBfao
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Started rewatching the Gatiss/Moffat Dracula - I really, really enjoyed this series, even that divisive third one... https://t.co/0egJ2NhnqPApostasy is great, check it out on iPlayer if you haven't seen - I love that BBC Two is doing these Saturday night… https://t.co/NPZZkAiqyOThe ongoing problem with the majority of film that DOLEMITE IS MY NAME describes so accurately https://t.co/4Gvrmk3qsw
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @DeusExCinema I probably won't watch it that fast. I got the boxset two Christmases ago and feel bad for not watchi… https://t.co/tKXvWPOQNS @mumoss I think I'm right in saying it's the first one with no songs, but it's got a heck of a score. @DeusExCinema I might finally start The West Wing, for shits and gigs.'I suggest that the poor should have a more comfortable background so they can buy cheaper food like I, a smug lying twat, would do.'
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Possibly should have swapped Autons and Daemons around there, yes, but wanted a conventionally New Who everyday hor… https://t.co/Z3TqtyWxGmI did another jumping-on selection for this month's BritBox Who column, with a focus on spooky doings. Stuck to one… https://t.co/sfv6xLdHOrIt's our end of the week film quiz! As ever, 30 brand new questions to test your brain - we're going with 21 being… https://t.co/1RgqGcsEMx
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @AnneBillson @simon1972 @filmstoriespod Same, when I was writing the question!MEN! Do YOU want to protect yourself from the coronavirus, but you're worried about looking a bit soft? NOT ANY M… https://t.co/DcCJ8YKodD
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃TIP: It's easier to wrap your thick fucking skull around the numbers being used to justify further lockdown measure… https://t.co/E9xPde5hsbTHE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR. When Maria Bello showed up, people started screaming. Teen behind me threw h… https://t.co/G2aFkNr7KK
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10/25
2020
This is neat and, now that I've heard it, seems like it was inevitable - just like Stallone did! https://t.co/eqpLa0OgYq"You were admiring this painting, I think - I acquired it in remarkable circumstances. What do you make of the titl… https://t.co/Zu5V93NDGWlearn what darvo is and then do not feed its flames. extinguish it by refusing to be party to it. https://t.co/bgvi6xAZry
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃Fuck just realised this clip doesn't have the bit that got me, where Lin calls them and explains that they have to… https://t.co/nBOuSmVwbKThis just happened out of the blue and I can't stop laughing. I was almost ok, and then the rugby conversion happen… https://t.co/BswysZ5olcWatching Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor for the first time - this has the opposite problem. A very slight plot, and no… https://t.co/BglY7S5HZQThomas Jefferson believed that a nation's constitution should be updated every 19 years to better reflect the modern generations' wishes.
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10/24
2020
Drew this at the old DoG Doctor Who quiz where the half-time drawing challenge was "a poster for Peter Capaldi's fi… https://t.co/zLOYXCR9f1 @kingstonwrites With Cloud Atlas as the Infinity War style crossover of the bunch? I like it! @robbiereviews I haven't had chance to watch yet, but I'm not so sure - what could he say that's worse than we've a… https://t.co/tw1yl8l4aNhttps://t.co/R3I3LhjJwd https://t.co/CaI1aS3AnV
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Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @chrisblohm EH???There also a stunt in The Fourth Protocol which is - in its own subdued way- one of the most spectacular things I’v… https://t.co/hsN0YtGUTI
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @mumoss Quite right too. We watched it again the other week, it's great, top to bottom, a properly good directing d… https://t.co/tCorH5soYILoving the Line Of Duty gang on Gogglebox. "I'm two seconds away from calling the police!" "We're not coming!"The Mummy Returns (Stephen Sommers, 2001) https://t.co/clrQj0plC9I fucking love this moment where Arnold Vosloo misses his mark/cue by about 20 seconds. https://t.co/FyKcZmtKm2When you have Rick snark "Yeah, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God(!)", it would be good if th… https://t.co/vemqs5cpGLAlso also - I do quite like a lot of this movie, but it has that thing every Pirates sequel would later do, of brin… https://t.co/3boPzPomib @ConstructGlue Will check it out!Also this. https://t.co/V1TLtlGBmsFeel like pure shite, just let Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz go on sexy adventures without having to worry about some little twat.Paused tonight's movie on a current mood. https://t.co/1FRlUGDWXcMailing in my indignant "Why wasn't this footage of Pence released earlier when it would have totally changed the r… https://t.co/Pob7rSynUk
Retweeted by The Dark Mark Horrorson 🎃 @EthanRunt Good shout, will look out for this disc! @EthanRunt Having not seen this one before, should I definitely wait and watch that cut first? I picked it up in a… https://t.co/NM8clDxXr5I won't apologise for Q20, a bit of trivia that's been sitting in my quizmaster brain like a coiled bastard ever si… https://t.co/Qbx46yvBx7 @simonbrew https://t.co/Bri64HuOgu @FrizFrizzle Nice! @FrizFrizzle I'd come up with a good Dwayne Johnson one, then remembered I'd burned the "Welcome To The Jungle" tri… https://t.co/RISpuSVb3i @EddieRobson The Children of Tim. @FrizFrizzle Oof, harder then haha. Any especially tough rounds, or just tough all round?Is this harder than usual? Easier? We'll do some Halloween ones next week to make it up to you either way... https://t.co/ibvtDtW8DB
10/23
2020

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