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A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called Pho-gettaboutit
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @RPCarney @PapaJohns Umm...get @Instacart for your groceries 🤔
9/17
2018
Things that didn’t exist when Lehman Brothers collapsed this day in 2008: Uber Instagram Bitcoin iPad Snapchat App… https://t.co/6S5ZGKqk8g
Retweeted by Michael FultonWhale watchers squeal with delight as three surfacing humpbacks leap out of the water almost simultaneously right n… https://t.co/bZU1gCFXgp
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9/16
2018
@PhilipWicker https://t.co/w8a0fFCUKG
9/15
2018
@DavidSchawel Heard @APompliano is keynote
9/14
2018
BREAKING: #HurricaneFlorence has been downgraded to a category 2 storm https://t.co/LL2zOlTvN6
Retweeted by Michael FultonAll the knucklehead teenagers of #Hugo are now the moms & dads of #Florence #Wegotthis 👊🏼👍🏼
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9/13
2018
The overnight 00z global model and their ensembles have come into better agreement with #Florence stalling near the… https://t.co/cnVSfSsH6D
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @Johnnyswim thought of you https://t.co/1hfNAENkqb
9/12
2018
This is Incredible. An eagle's view as it soars through the sky. 🦅 https://t.co/iT7WXebgfX
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9/9
2018
Portland is the Durham of the west coast
9/7
2018
When you see a cop pass you and she is looking at her phone while driving https://t.co/vNlYbSElR9
9/6
2018
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now… https://t.co/xKMFFQzBKG
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9/4
2018
Another dad brought mild salsa to the cookout and now all the other dads are asking him if everything's alright at home
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @jacobearly https://t.co/EYH5QphdR9
9/3
2018
@jacobearly What does a guy do with it?
9/2
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @DPAC @HamiltonMusical I’ll sell you some for $1000 a piece
8/31
2018
Charlie’s first day of kindergarten: Me: how was school? C: I didn't go to the principal's office.
8/30
2018
@DavidSchawel Business people first @bfurn False- don’t be John Ellis
8/29
2018
I told my friend to sign up for her 401k at work and she said "there's no way I can run that far." 😂🤣
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8/26
2018
Best thing you’ll watch all day 😂 Guy Think He's Invisible https://t.co/Poa4nUbjO8Blood // Sweat // Tears Roy Williams Court at the Dean E. Smith Center #CarolinaFamilyWknd https://t.co/gGOf5kzGPl
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8/25
2018
@andysquyres But have you?
8/22
2018
I’m putting a request for @ConanOBrien to do a #withoutborders episode in Puerto Rico one year post Hurricane Maria… https://t.co/2ix2Ke70Fq
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8/21
2018
@kristintillett Inconceivable! @brizcariz https://t.co/Yj41psnLR6
8/20
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @CoryAsbury Finally your tweets back and forth can stop 😂 #blowingupmyfeed @kjscarbro But is it the actual version that the grandpa reads?
8/18
2018
Can I buy the book that the grandpa reads in the Princess Bride?
8/17
2018
Should have gotten a burger https://t.co/cOXz1BOEVr
8/15
2018
@ByronWicker Nope, three steps of looking at my phone in my office, done, now 🙏🏻 that the contacts I ordered at correctI just did an eye exam through an appmodern friendship is just sending the same $20 back and forth via venmo, forever
Retweeted by Michael FultonWill the @NFL have less teams in 10 years? https://t.co/Mbj3XB6NaF
8/14
2018
@andysquyres I had this dream where @amysquires was going to cut off her hand for one of your lyrics, then I sugges… https://t.co/YM1W25HuWZ*retweetingArguing on Twitter. https://t.co/SPgqQ2hgMY
Retweeted by Michael FultonSitting outside with @gracefulton on Sunday evening, drinking wine, listening to the rain and bluegrass, retweet dog vids #blessedBrazilian surfer Rodrigo Koxa broke the world record for the highest wave ever surfed, during a session in Nazare,… https://t.co/pVpSjn3jLD
Retweeted by Michael FultonA security camera caught this dog jumping into a pool to save his friend ❤️ https://t.co/73dTC9rk13
Retweeted by Michael FultonNew breed of Crocodile discovered in South Wales woodland https://t.co/2gpIuNPjWS
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8/13
2018
@BurgundyBlog https://t.co/s3UMQdSy1S @chasingscratch0 @RTJGolf Which one is the listens open?
8/12
2018
Tiger Woods golfing in 2002 & Tiger Woods golfing in 2018. Watching with our eyes versus watching through our sma… https://t.co/9VJhD0347L
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @chasingscratch0 I just successfully integrated a grill grate into my Home Depot run, on the credit card, and receipt misplaced @DavidSchawel I am down ~83% on #LTC
8/11
2018
@chasingscratch0 I am at 16:40 in episode 12 and wondering if Eli is trying to integrate the back nine
8/10
2018
We went to see the new Mission: Impossible movie tonight and as we left my husband said, “That Tom Hanks, he sure i… https://t.co/4fp7igq5XL
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8/9
2018
1/ I just toured the @AlibabaGroup #newretail grocery concept, Hema, and I still can't pick my jaw up off the floor https://t.co/xj8TetF9Ja
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8/7
2018
@chasingscratch0 Why do you cuss so much in your podcast? #beep @DavidSchawel You buy some ?
8/3
2018
@DavidSchawel thoughts on $sono ? @allenmask congrats on @Sonos ipo
8/2
2018
@NeomondeDeli when will the Durham location open? @RPCarney @TitosVodka https://t.co/8jSza8w2J5
7/31
2018
Most fast casual restaurants now have a order online and quick pickup offering - yet people still park the reserved… https://t.co/oP1GXO9bzt
7/30
2018
Doggo steals a go pro. https://t.co/ROgieaRMTQ
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @garyvee Is that a bottle of @Pepto on the desk?
7/29
2018
Going into Sunday like... https://t.co/Qp5n54ilTD @DavidSchawel @zackmansfield Trade the chinos for some AGs and the brown shoes for some allbirds and you got meAmazon is one of the few companies that actually listen to their shareholders. Mainly through Alexa, but still.
Retweeted by Michael FultonHow fast Raleigh is growing according to @Delta @RTATriangle #RTAbfast18 https://t.co/QXTh5xWyfO
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7/28
2018
@BurgundyBlog https://t.co/oZA9OIDrCL
7/26
2018
@gracefulton this was at the top of my Twitter feed 🤦🏻‍♂️ https://t.co/cTCEMUzxNuGoing into Tuesday like... https://t.co/LIdj1DEYqZ
7/24
2018
Clicking through insta stories just to have zero inboxGoing into Monday like... https://t.co/xKLA9r1nqi
7/23
2018
⁦@DavidSchawel⁩ “are you a prospective student?” https://t.co/wQHLorzR7F
7/21
2018
@MFinish64 @chasingscratch0 This is amazing
7/16
2018
@zackmansfield @spenceshelton @DavidSchawel See Hamilton (there is a lottery in the app #ham4ham) and eat Shake Sha… https://t.co/lhqrChdzrL
7/15
2018
@zackmansfield @brizcariz @chasingscratch0 https://t.co/GDGg1H6oN3when papa John dies they’re gonna put a little pepper in the corner of his coffin
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @brizcariz @chasingscratch0 I shot a generous 93 today, can I do a guest dramatic reading of my score card in the next ep?
7/13
2018
@BurgundyBlog thoughts? https://t.co/ZTq9XymL9xa sneeze is simply an insight leaving the body - naval
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @bfurn Is that butt sweat? That would make for a good pod segment in @chasingmarathon26pt2
7/12
2018
This is what I imagine CrossFit to be like and why I am scared to go https://t.co/xN5TeGA5s6 @brizcariz @mikehoncho73 @BurgundyBlog @FlagFootball If only @chasingscratch0 would respond in this thread it would be full circle
7/11
2018
@gracefulton https://t.co/gLTTV3vGUc
7/9
2018
Nah this dunk is BIG FIRE https://t.co/NVVbLw1Jef
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7/8
2018
@ByronWicker But my wife will kick my buttAny good music suggestions for a 6 mile run?
7/7
2018
@brizcariz @SamStroudPhoto But @brizcariz only 364 more days until you can watch everyone else’s fireworks...and le… https://t.co/RfZjp0j2gw
7/5
2018
Looks like @zackmansfield https://t.co/cRl1HWvDOc @andysquyres https://t.co/O0QczEmta4 @andysquyres Henry and I @brizcariz https://t.co/9Bc3AnFz92 @jacobearly @ByronWicker Not a lowercase god @ByronWicker But I don’t 😢🔥💨🐖
7/4
2018
Don't cry 4-3 Argentina
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6/30
2018
⁦@chasingscratch0⁩ I tried for a shoutout on the gram https://t.co/uCqPS0MUK7
6/29
2018
@DavidSchawel https://t.co/6gzUlef4CT
6/26
2018
@chasingscratch0 I wanted you to know that I appreciated it @chasingscratch0 every time you use the beep sound to transition a series of comments in ep 7, I feel like you are cussing at meMy dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes lat… https://t.co/arr4ljkOc2
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6/21
2018
@chasingscratch0 there were two cookies on the counter at 10pm and I had the thought - what would Eli do?
6/19
2018
@zackmansfield @1beardedgolfer @chasingscratch0 If I play like Vegas 1st trip round 3 can I come?
6/16
2018

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