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Starting to put together New Years resolution options. At the top, is culling my social media of: parents who over… https://t.co/qqz6LueIyD @zackmansfield Xmas present Cuisinart DCC-1200 Brew Central 12 Cup Programmable Coffeemaker, Black/Silver https://t.co/spzvUDkUwe
12/12
2018
@jacobearly @andysquyres https://t.co/qQbfQaxGmt
12/7
2018
@DHPIV how happy are you for @BurgundyBlog today?
12/6
2018
A long December and there's reason to believe
12/1
2018
@impauldavis @mikehoncho73 @chasingscratch0 https://t.co/dd2b9FqGtF
11/28
2018
@Eliky81 You cried didn’t you? https://t.co/DTk3S9HPUQ @Eliky81 We watched it tonight too but I don’t have 15 months of recorded golf 😂 @jacobearly I just bought a @TuftandNeedle because of this tweetLove actually, is all around
11/26
2018
@beantraders @TasteCarolina @schrodert @DHPIV @Lin_Manuel He is practicing on the subway
11/24
2018
@andysquyres can’t wait for one of your next songs to be on a Michael W Smith album
11/22
2018
Just once I want to remember the random item we need when my wife asks if we need anything else from the store. @lpolovets Gray Matter TechnologiesSo, how’s that Bitcoin? https://t.co/xUfJOWKgvz
11/21
2018
@MTravisimo A fat one
11/20
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @ForeJoy @DPAC You do the lottery?
11/19
2018
I guess that's one way to achieve cybersecurity. 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/T4FUv6rsFG
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11/16
2018
How it currently feels to live in #Durham https://t.co/JLsRoDaypb
Retweeted by Michael FultonThe sounds of Hell are filled with my 5yo’s whining voice
11/15
2018
I feel like Walter White with this coughWhy are the traffic lights in downtown durham not synchronized?
11/14
2018
best application of the interstellar soundtrack i've seen yet https://t.co/73kSOVrWCq
Retweeted by Michael FultonWhen you work alone a lot. https://t.co/DPdkVC5B0i
Retweeted by Michael Fulton“Football is a bad sport because you get hit in the belly and you fall down.” Oliver @DavidSchawel https://t.co/AKwiV7SSPNHate when good things happen to bad people😂 https://t.co/Iiavr7Rv4W
Retweeted by Michael Fulton“Wow look at the tar heels they are rockin!” Charlie
11/13
2018
I have two lower level tickets to the @UNC_Basketball home opener against Stanford on Monday to give away. Must be… https://t.co/qTmLM50a2f
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11/11
2018
@chasingscratch0 @Eliky81 @bfurn ...
11/7
2018
@bfurn ... https://t.co/vMlm2IxLES
11/6
2018
@chasingscratch0 @bfurn @nycmarathon In all honesty @chasingscratch0 you inspired me to chase a dream this year
11/4
2018
@andysquyres Fishing? @Besvinick @semil @soleio Sadly four square is closed but here some favorites: https://t.co/O8YUPcwtEr @semil Would love to meet you if in Durham- I do fund financing @Square1Bank
11/3
2018
@benrector @_JoshMcMillan You should listen to the @chasingscratch0 podcast- about two knuckleheads trying to get t… https://t.co/Wk5CMSkZBE
10/31
2018
@andysquyres @natalieschlabs Your boy @JohnMayer calls that a quarter life crisisThe hardest thing about carving a pumpkin these days is finding a newspaper to spread out on the table.
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10/29
2018
I could watch this all day. https://t.co/MtIUJdjAUD
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10/26
2018
Just got my Essential Oils/Whole 30 order in the mail. https://t.co/q3XLjnhMP6
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10/25
2018
@MTravisimo 🙏🏻ing it has the snake gameJust created an account for eBay in 2018
10/22
2018
Anyone have a grey, members only jacket (size large) that I can borrow for Halloween?
10/21
2018
. @M_RestaurantsNC 🍣 @pizzeriatoro 🍕 @SaltboxSeafood 🍤 @AlleyTwentySix 🍔 @NeomondeDeli 🍢 @NamuDurham 🥟… https://t.co/I51VfyUcjiPeter Pan’s gots kids? @MTravisimo @M_RestaurantsNC 🍣 @pizzeriatoro 🍕 @SaltboxSeafood 🍤 @AlleyTwentySix 🍔 @NeomondeDeli 🍢 @NamuDurham 🥟… https://t.co/hu6fqVvMfk
10/20
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @CoryAsbury Suns out
10/17
2018
@gracefulton https://t.co/bAekmKwltr
10/16
2018
Because everything sucks, please enjoy this dad making a roller coaster out of a laundry basket. https://t.co/dULYjvRJtC
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10/15
2018
@ByronWicker 😳 https://t.co/DuSUD4wS6r @MTravisimo They want you to buy a new phoneKanye West with the air tight security on his phone with the password 000000 https://t.co/E6RC7Ws4j3
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10/12
2018
Happy Columbus Day eve https://t.co/1aoXtQGmyzThis is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanagh
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10/7
2018
Foodie news: Neomonde opened TODAY in #Durham! And, the line is already out the door. @WRALOutandAbout https://t.co/VFg0EFy1ep
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @jrmyhdgs Pay cash
10/5
2018
@andysquyres @shellytackett When your computer finally stops spinning the wheel of death
10/3
2018
This was good if you like food and Durham https://t.co/6QseJVLEIk
9/28
2018
A new documentary airs this Thursday (Sept. 27th), and the first town featured is, you guessed it, #Durham... The… https://t.co/HJ0BzUwL6t
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @mikehoncho73 @RPCarney https://t.co/VdH4kXBGxq @RPCarney Thanks dude, ps tried to get shade to produce a chasing marathon pod
9/25
2018
Does anyone want to run 18 miles with me on Saturday? Will start about 6am on the American Tobacco Trail, and go at a 9-10 minute pace
9/24
2018
TAKE A BOW SON. Best angle yet. John McGinn. SUPERB. #AVFC https://t.co/SlhAHvZyu8
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9/22
2018
A Vietnamese Italian fusion restaurant called Pho-gettaboutit
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @RPCarney @PapaJohns Umm...get @Instacart for your groceries 🤔
9/17
2018
Things that didn’t exist when Lehman Brothers collapsed this day in 2008: Uber Instagram Bitcoin iPad Snapchat App… https://t.co/6S5ZGKqk8g
Retweeted by Michael FultonWhale watchers squeal with delight as three surfacing humpbacks leap out of the water almost simultaneously right n… https://t.co/bZU1gCFXgp
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9/16
2018
@PhilipWicker https://t.co/w8a0fFCUKG
9/15
2018
@DavidSchawel Heard @APompliano is keynote
9/14
2018
BREAKING: #HurricaneFlorence has been downgraded to a category 2 storm https://t.co/LL2zOlTvN6
Retweeted by Michael FultonAll the knucklehead teenagers of #Hugo are now the moms & dads of #Florence #Wegotthis 👊🏼👍🏼
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9/13
2018
The overnight 00z global model and their ensembles have come into better agreement with #Florence stalling near the… https://t.co/cnVSfSsH6D
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @Johnnyswim thought of you https://t.co/1hfNAENkqb
9/12
2018
This is Incredible. An eagle's view as it soars through the sky. 🦅 https://t.co/iT7WXebgfX
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9/9
2018
Portland is the Durham of the west coast
9/7
2018
When you see a cop pass you and she is looking at her phone while driving https://t.co/vNlYbSElR9
9/6
2018
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now… https://t.co/xKMFFQzBKG
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9/4
2018
Another dad brought mild salsa to the cookout and now all the other dads are asking him if everything's alright at home
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @jacobearly https://t.co/EYH5QphdR9
9/3
2018
@jacobearly What does a guy do with it?
9/2
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @DPAC @HamiltonMusical I’ll sell you some for $1000 a piece
8/31
2018
Charlie’s first day of kindergarten: Me: how was school? C: I didn't go to the principal's office.
8/30
2018
@DavidSchawel Business people first @bfurn False- don’t be John Ellis
8/29
2018
I told my friend to sign up for her 401k at work and she said "there's no way I can run that far." 😂🤣
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8/26
2018
Best thing you’ll watch all day 😂 Guy Think He's Invisible https://t.co/Poa4nUbjO8Blood // Sweat // Tears Roy Williams Court at the Dean E. Smith Center #CarolinaFamilyWknd https://t.co/gGOf5kzGPl
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8/25
2018
@andysquyres But have you?
8/22
2018
I’m putting a request for @ConanOBrien to do a #withoutborders episode in Puerto Rico one year post Hurricane Maria… https://t.co/2ix2Ke70Fq
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8/21
2018
@kristintillett Inconceivable! @brizcariz https://t.co/Yj41psnLR6
8/20
2018
@_JoshMcMillan @CoryAsbury Finally your tweets back and forth can stop 😂 #blowingupmyfeed @kjscarbro But is it the actual version that the grandpa reads?
8/18
2018
Can I buy the book that the grandpa reads in the Princess Bride?
8/17
2018
Should have gotten a burger https://t.co/cOXz1BOEVr
8/15
2018
@ByronWicker Nope, three steps of looking at my phone in my office, done, now 🙏🏻 that the contacts I ordered at correctI just did an eye exam through an appmodern friendship is just sending the same $20 back and forth via venmo, forever
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8/14
2018

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