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@chasingscratch0 I wanted you to know that I appreciated it @chasingscratch0 every time you use the beep sound to transition a series of comments in ep 7, I feel like you are cussing at meMy dad wanted to make a reservation at a restaurant and they told him that they were completely booked, minutes lat… https://t.co/arr4ljkOc2
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6/21
2018
@chasingscratch0 there were two cookies on the counter at 10pm and I had the thought - what would Eli do?
6/19
2018
Happy Fathers Day. https://t.co/kFNMrMT6rY
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6/17
2018
@zackmansfield @1beardedgolfer @chasingscratch0 If I play like Vegas 1st trip round 3 can I come?
6/16
2018
@gracefulton https://t.co/mstLmzmeXW
6/14
2018
@alansfaulkner @Delta Is that because you were in 1st? MBN
6/13
2018
This high school pitcher chose to hug his childhood friend instead of celebrate his championship-clinching strikeou… https://t.co/q0bfTcQpfp
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6/12
2018
@brizcariz I took you for a green Apple flavor kind of guy @brizcariz What flavor? Did you try some?
6/9
2018
@catwhitehill4 @peterww Haha touché @peterww @catwhitehill4 Ok thanks but would we be total bandwagon fans?
6/8
2018
@DHPIV @SportsChannel8 😳 https://t.co/3UZzjjBmRqWatching tv commercials for game 3, so far it’s been Wells Fargo, Uber, and Facebook all with brand recovery attempts
6/7
2018
@TheStalwart @markets And still early innings @kjscarbro @NorthCarolinaFC Imagine if Apple and/or Amazon come here, then def #MLSto919 @MTravisimo Says the faithful dodgers fan 😜 https://t.co/m186U8qiWa @kjscarbro Please take those descriptors and apply to ncaa basketball 😂 basically who is the UNC of EPL?Been thinking about gearing the kids up for English Premier League season. They are getting into soccer and would… https://t.co/MkXBnlDr7o
6/6
2018
Congrats @HarryStebbings
6/5
2018
How to Get Rich (without getting lucky):
Retweeted by Michael FultonMy first tweets were sms off my flip phone! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/lNLxEN3mnj
6/4
2018
@PhilipWicker @andysquyres It is, we didn’t stay in a line longer that 15 minutes @DHPIV Only a year?Whenever you are having a bad day, just think of the person standing in 160 minute line for Seven Dwarfs Mine Train @garyvee @garyvee what does the 🖐 mean?Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it. Right is right, even if no one is doing it.
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @DavidSchawel Calm down folks. He spelled it with one T, it is not WarrenBut every now and then a 39 inch tall kids can sneak past the height check and ride the ride
5/31
2018
Nothing worse than being a 39 inch tall kid at Disney World
5/30
2018
I'm crying, I'm so happy for them https://t.co/MjOLWTkrKQ
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5/29
2018
Space mountain is still scary
5/27
2018
Who has heard of a hurricane in May? 🤦🏻‍♂️
5/26
2018
Overweight @StephenCurry30 ? https://t.co/UiDDk4x5O4Crazy that school buses still don’t have seat beltsAlexa, put my kids to bed.
Retweeted by Michael FultonToday in market history, 2002: Netflix raises $82.5 million in its initial public offering, with a total valuatio… https://t.co/Y89hLZXUCM
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5/24
2018
@BULLCITYHOMES BeautifulAnd all the moms cried... https://t.co/x0BH6xPII6 @BULLCITYHOMES How much?
5/23
2018
Best lunch spot in Baltimore?“Shoot that way, fellow professional basketball player.” https://t.co/irxYM2Nnlv
Retweeted by Michael FultonBranch manager and assistant branch manager https://t.co/BlbwKqidAF
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @mattfinneran @SalesLoft @Noteninjaco Congrats Matt!
5/22
2018
@Lin_Manuel @Lin_Manuel “only 17”?
5/21
2018
@lmadisonperry https://t.co/n5rjhlqivq @brizcariz #bankerfridayisthedoctorwednesdayBest lunch in Boone?Just playing around with a meme producer this morning https://t.co/pesYV7tJawFacebook IPO was 6 years ago today
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5/18
2018
@andysquyres What does a house show ticket run? And could it be in a larger venue with @jacobearly as a co-headline… https://t.co/RLgFHpwdR2 @andysquyres So if I support via a house show option, can I then sell tickets to the show and make a profit off it?
5/17
2018
@MichaelSkena @MichaelSkena does trump get the credit?
5/14
2018
Interviewer: Tell me about your qualifications. Candidate: I'm very quick at math. Interviewer: What's the squa… https://t.co/RN8XwGl32c
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5/12
2018
@NedAlexander https://t.co/CDkZJ58H4z @_JoshMcMillan @sixers @SixersFranklin Previous? 😂
5/10
2018
@_JoshMcMillan NoWhy isn’t Tina Fay a late night talk show host?"You're from Raleigh-Durham?" #OffendMeIn3Words https://t.co/MAdhSf9a5Q
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5/5
2018
Sorry I couldn’t hang out this week, I was trying to type my email address into Apple TV
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5/1
2018
@sammyrhodes A friend of the devil is a friend of mineRemember fidget spinners?
4/22
2018
@MichaelSkena https://t.co/VVL2hvW5jXFriday night parade https://t.co/iaYo3WjceQ
4/21
2018
@ByronWicker https://t.co/3VRWEagzZM
4/19
2018
@_JoshMcMillan Sorry how about some crab fries @_JoshMcMillan Ps sent from philly airport @_JoshMcMillan Thought it was super bowl Sunday?Lemons ripen faster than cherries
4/18
2018
Woman on plane retrieving her luggage in the overhead: "Who's skateboard is this? It's blocking my bag" me: that's… https://t.co/C0D92hPJVh
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4/17
2018
That awkward moment you realize you did it wrong your whole life. https://t.co/oi8vKbMyvY
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4/15
2018
Hey guys, I know I usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because I wanted to share somethin… https://t.co/akgh4o7wNy
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4/14
2018
Data! https://t.co/hpJpj1Ck6C
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4/12
2018
Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open.
Retweeted by Michael Fulton @YahwehOrBust @pearkes @DavidSchawel @ArchMcClure @zackmansfield @DavidSchawel thanks for the tag, I have never been this Twitter-famous
4/11
2018
Here’s a peek at what I’ve been working towards for the past few months. Introducing Retail AR, from Dent Reality.… https://t.co/CTckD37I8E
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4/5
2018

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