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"a mellow hang" according to helen hunt | worked at: @kickstarter @glitch | he/him

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Joined Twitter 3/23/09


@heartbarf @SandmanSimonds w/o knowing what he likes, some bourbon recs: for the exceptional friend—WT rare breed.… https://t.co/nwY7sUTCJ5
7/3
2020
Who's your favorite Disney character? Mine would have to be Mickey's friend Eega Beeva, the evolved human time trav… https://t.co/ZgnaMmLcg9 @kylescheele had to google and see if real @taylordotbiz Miss you too, hope to introduce our large adult daughter to you soon7:45 a.m. Sunday Niina: "Hey Google, play Zoot Suit Riot." @craigengler wow can't wait for my own mutant ability to emerge @presenteric holy cow!! thinking of you and wishing y'all the best ❤️ ✨apparently the second you become a dad you just start tripping on shit all over the living room floor!
6/28
2020
there's a $13,000 hospital bill addressed to my infant daughter for "room & board" and just curious what exactly she ate out of the minibar
6/22
2020
@TheShanFerg Thank you Shannon, these tweets have already given more substantive guidance than NY State. Waiting on… https://t.co/ydhtJYz4vj
5/29
2020
@ryepastrami it is beyond my skill level too tbh
5/28
2020
@Megatronn5 🤗 thank you meg! 💞
5/26
2020
@zainabshah 😭 the feeling is mutual zainab! ❤️ @YasmineEvjen Aw same Yasmine! Working with your team was such a pleasure 💞 @margarita @jackyalcine Same Margarita!!Hey friends! I was among the many impacted by Glitch's layoffs last week. If you know of any cool orgs looking for… https://t.co/nV2vqsn8v2
5/25
2020
@presenteric thx for your mercybaby is a month old and feels like i've changed a million diapers so finally googled "when baby use toilet" and, yo… https://t.co/f5f5jBmdXs
5/17
2020
@CarAnnBen Carol you will not be surprised to know that early this week I pitched Niina on an op-ed titled "We Need… https://t.co/pIQh9A5PXt
5/9
2020
@katieneeds 😭
5/7
2020
me after finally adjusting to baby's poops https://t.co/cg5xaYsYZe
5/6
2020
It's pretty much impossible to imagine October right now. But if there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that I'm going… https://t.co/7bi4IUrhEA
5/4
2020
I was going to make a joke about how parenting (especially the first few weeks) is hard, and how I'm sure glad ther… https://t.co/m26DG1wz9U
5/3
2020
@YasmineEvjen 🙌 @YasmineEvjen I haven't traded turnips yet so not sure if this is good, but Timmy is paying 119 on my island.at this point id settle for limited soup salad and breadsticks
5/2
2020
@presenteric i long to feel the protective hug of the night guard against my molarsParenthood changes you. I no longer grind my teeth at night. Turns out I was only doing it because I was sleeping.
5/1
2020
@anildash @glitch 😵 @anildash @glitch https://t.co/GdlfYmdpPJ
4/29
2020
i weigh 20x what my daughter weighs and yet she continues to physically dominate me during diaper changes
4/24
2020
@OvaryExcited aw leah, thank you!! we don't, but we are in good shape!so excited to announce my new website! https://t.co/hCNhHPIzMv @backlon the only good take on the internet, nice
4/15
2020
We’re releasing a beer called “Medicare for All, Yesterday.” Here’s why . . #M4A #MedicareForAll #COVID19 https://t.co/1RHqJAWUEn
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4/10
2020
@_ch_ase like you united the bus with the canyon floor @miramanchego yesss more content for my quarantine-queuewe're all in this together https://t.co/2edN1Cuch3
4/8
2020
@emmatangerine @ourcanopy @CNN wow congrats!
4/7
2020
@_ch_ase you're rightme, a new yorker: you'll never catch me toasting or freezing my nice fresh bagels. me, a new yorker in quarantine: ah! well. nevertheless, @margarita decadent
4/6
2020
waffles every weekend https://t.co/STF3P39X3b
4/5
2020
New York "reported more deaths in the last 24 hours than in the first 27 days of March."
4/3
2020
@YasmineEvjen haha makes sense though since it's still march! @sarahjgrimm sarah that's such a kind offer but i can't let you do that. the simple truth is economic genius… https://t.co/WEb8Gv2Sv4 @YasmineEvjen https://t.co/QPEw68opsGit's still march
4/2
2020
@MaduakorDomini3 @glitch there are some great AR apps by @the8thwall https://t.co/2ZMeCoUc1H
3/31
2020
@garfep you've played it consistently 40% of the entire time it has been available @garfep andy the game came out 240 hours ago
3/30
2020
@julieswoope @katieneeds @bugcounter just realizing I shared one of the last tweets in his thread because I don't k… https://t.co/bYEZ7NAv66 @julieswoope @katieneeds @bugcounter def be cautious about your proximity to other people, especially in closed env… https://t.co/bwl2kTG2d1 @julieswoope @katieneeds I'm a fan of food safety doc @bugcounter, and he had a good evidence-based response to tha… https://t.co/28K8u0fBoi
3/29
2020
@YasmineEvjen happy 3!!! 🎉
3/27
2020
Bernie fucking flaming everyone on the senate floor just now https://t.co/1pxJKbtaMY
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3/26
2020
Quarantiña coladas https://t.co/9gYDd1Fyck
3/22
2020
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3/21
2020
tgif @professorlemeza right? like okay Cyrus it's a creepy skeleton, get over yourselfit turned out wonderfully https://t.co/7ZSs2jdsxY
3/20
2020
@nicolehe hm, you aren't worried that post-collapse it will take up extra ounces in your go-bag? @nicolehe nicole my finger is hovering over the cancel order button help
3/19
2020
city by the bay! https://t.co/HxhXhJgb7ccan't have all my colleagues clowning on me with their fake backgrounds for months while mine only works with an ac… https://t.co/89FTDSmkIjurgent request for ops https://t.co/vtjrxHqDYjMe and @djabatt have been working on a new way of approaching fan clubs, memberships, and subscriptions. Started wi… https://t.co/URh614rInb
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3/18
2020
@kibblesmith @mlroth84 Also have a Garmin—specifically Garmin Vivoactive 3 Music, so I can load up podcasts and run… https://t.co/kebwEPhf5W
3/17
2020
@trustynick "everyone please stop replying all"
3/16
2020
hm anyone else feel a little anxious? @jennschiffer yeah you can do it
3/13
2020
time to take a big sip of coffee and log into betterment
3/12
2020
@willmanduffy exactly what a dognapper would say @willmanduffy ...jelly?
3/11
2020
Due to the rapidly developing coronavirus (COVID-19) situation, the NYC Half, scheduled for Sunday, March 15, and t… https://t.co/EFKSiq3RbX
Retweeted by michael c stewart @taylordotbiz @davehill77 What kind of snakes are you getting for $25
3/10
2020
so how're things at the office? https://t.co/6ohp9yfNPF
3/9
2020
animal crossing, 2024: overfishing has devastated saltwater shores. due to lack of pollinators, there are no more c… https://t.co/KI5Dcfb957
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3/5
2020
read 'em and weep. i did. https://t.co/zqfgIhugFj
3/2
2020
every day i come into work and think, i'm gonna get inside that vent one dayimagine trying to focus on work while just above you these 100% human-sized ducts beckon https://t.co/EERAy7zC4f
2/24
2020
@judyberman holy shit you're getting them too, is bloomberg doing this??
2/22
2020
Big thanks to our community sponsors @Mapbox and @CapitolRecords for helping us launch Glimmer! We’re excited to pa… https://t.co/Kc4vNz9ogR
Retweeted by michael c stewartComing soon: ⚡️ boosts ⚡️ https://t.co/OkgTC2nXNy
2/20
2020
@kartar @glitch https://t.co/vd95u6zR8XMy dear friends and erstwhile colleagues at Kickstarter worked so hard for so long to build @ksr_united and get it… https://t.co/BCmnSvhVHf @jkaz @usv there it is.
2/18
2020
@jennschiffer Happy birthday! https://t.co/5L4hmIpLK7
2/12
2020
@AlexandraCrisc @nyrr Thanks! (checked my reusable bag too, love that!)
2/10
2020
I PR'd the @nyrr Manhattan 7 Mile this morning! It wiped me out, but I'm proud of this one. https://t.co/t0s4VrqIKU
2/9
2020
📢📢 (that's the new job bell megaphone. you ring the bell into it.) https://t.co/WU9FsmeVsz
2/6
2020
Rare opportunity to hear the inimitable @heartbarf read some of her Florida prose, alongside other fabulous… https://t.co/edURLcTD02
2/5
2020
@MaxTemkin @ClickHole This is so excellent!"can i put a few minutes on your calendar tomorrow?" is the funniest thing to say before accidentally scheduling a… https://t.co/sZByuZnMPZ @_ch_ase DUBBO
2/3
2020
@Stv @glitch maybe already on your radar but this exists now! https://t.co/km2cx2GkZN
1/31
2020
Folks asked for the source for the interactive mass-polling thing we did at Chrome Dev Summit. But I figured, why n… https://t.co/gt4ettsNgC
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1/27
2020
‘Eat local’ is common advice for a low-carbon diet. But this has little impact on your carbon footprint. Transpor… https://t.co/99tbGgDmsF
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1/26
2020
@kraykray Go to Sunny Point for breakfast!
1/25
2020

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