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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack The wilds of Connecticut

Cameo artist. 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings

711 Following   1,904,032 Followers   8,547 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/16/09


@leilaclaire @NylonMag Why were you photographing her?Why God repeatedly lies to Pat Robertson I will never understand.
Retweeted by Michael Ian Black @KenMarino @MrJoshCharles Just trying to live my truth.If she ever gets the top job I hope she goes by President Kamala instead of President Harris. Much cooler sounding. @MrJoshCharles Doin’ some Moulin spoolgin’People make fun of us #undecidedvoters because we don’t buy the easy caricatures. Is Biden REALLY a decent man with… https://t.co/yc3JeSYqP9 @MrJoshCharles Was he watchin’ Tony Shaloubin’For real, why have you not yet bought my new book A BETTER MAN: A (MOSTLY SERIOUS) LETTER TO MY SON? New author pho… https://t.co/tnoXHBUUNy @MrJoshCharles Do you know if he was loobin’? @MrJoshCharles I got Toobin jizz all over mine. Ugh. @bornferal Manny :(I didn't tweet much today and I vote! @cmclymer @AtoEssandoh I liked it! Thought it was a great little space soap opera.
10/20
2020
What if “Tiny Dancer” has been a really good song this whole time? @MrJCLynch @trialofchicago7 Great job in the film! Loved the shocked "I'm sorry" after clubbing the guard.3 years running! https://t.co/1Awzndc5TM @Juliana4evah Probably until Election DayI have been inundated with asks about getting the @washingtonpost page of shredded norms from The List in physical… https://t.co/1kOWJb0Hb9
Retweeted by Michael Ian BlackI definitely do NOT agree with his blatant corruption or the fact that he sees every life but his own as utterly ex… https://t.co/lG0Hb16lBS @brendonwalsh PowerfulI watch people eating very spicy food challenges on YouTube and I vote!
10/19
2020
Guy who invents technology to live in own world supports president who lives in own world. https://t.co/mGCHN1Yl8YWe're doing WET HOT! https://t.co/DNUMgzrTNbDitto. (But I’m in Hint of Lime Tostito recovery mode.) https://t.co/feR2qLF72z @lisalocicerogh This is a good idea!Privately I shit my pants but everybody can still smell the stink. https://t.co/6f7KfgyEX6 @liquidbeef Wow. Never realized that before.Reading “The Overstory” which is so beautiful and well-written that I’m treating as a personal affront to me as writer.Agree that Trump is a morally bankrupt fascist narcissistic sociopath but Biden’s son had a drug problem so I’m on… https://t.co/sgoGqrrOmi @SusanBethune1 49Can we please get a full voter endorsement slate from the cast of Cheers before it's too late?He did some funny dances today, though https://t.co/zcas6CEJuI @cmclymer Its good! @BrotiGupta @PFTompkins Climate controlled, though, right? You're good. @Happy28633784 2019? @BrotiGupta @PFTompkins Here's what I think: In the future, she will have turn her back on her conservative mother… https://t.co/dg3AlAyivnI just don't think Kanye is ready for the job (yet). https://t.co/mdjP1NYinP @MonicaLewinsky @yashar Undecided @DaveWeasel Surprisingly not. At least not yet. @jonhurwitz Bit??? @adamctierney Biden seems like a good guy but you bring up a good point. @Happy28633784 When?Leaning Biden, but I also think maybe we should give Trump a chance? https://t.co/LX6oIwmiT8 @jargfar I didn't say those things were fun. They're 100% NOT fun! I'm just saying fun HAS be part of the equation… https://t.co/1UWjqyXNU4 @BrianLynch Biden and Trump tied for 1 Kanye 3Disagree. https://t.co/j2vUUYvlSsAll I said if Ellen ran I would consider her because she's fun! Biden is kind of goofy but he's NOT fun. Trump is f… https://t.co/KyEo4sMHh2 @Dogwalkerjim I SAID I'm leaning Biden! @KristerJohnson Took a long look at Rocky De La Fuente but I don't think he's got a realistic chance. Don't want to waste my vote.Did I say he's perfect? https://t.co/iRojPub2K1 @Guinz I don't have Google yet. :(I'm voting too! Just haven't figured out who I'm voting for yet. Was leaning Biden, like I said, but I like Trump's… https://t.co/waVUZbf2t1 @Guinz ???I'm not saying I'm going to vote for Trump JUST because he's a fun dancer but it definitely doesn't hurt. Like if E… https://t.co/bOEgSD7ESJ @BernBoi17 I have to think about it. I go back and forth. @cristela9 Around 10? @BernBoi17 I do like fun but I'm genuinely #undecidedNFL was definitely tougher on my knees! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/IHKIgddnQ7 @lereduverseau It's funny no matter what I am (handsome). @BernBoi17 ???I get so much grief on here for being an #UndecidedVoter and I like a lot of what Biden has to say but did you see… https://t.co/KNAKXfrRIm
10/18
2020
@ktparkerphoto It's so good.I'm leaning Biden but Trump keeps saying we should lock up Biden, Hillary, Obama, and the governor of Michigan. Why… https://t.co/xmcZJH78QO @TheKevinAllison Yeah I guess it does.TOMORROW, Sunday 10/18: @michaelianblack is in conversation at 11AM ET with Cleo Stiller @Cleomsf. Tune in as they… https://t.co/9kheQgm5IZ
Retweeted by Michael Ian Black @BetsyGleick Hahaha. I thought about Emily in Paris but people really seem to hate it. @TheKevinAllison Did you see the body? Didn’t think so!My motto is “Pretentiousness for the People.” Season 2 is at: https://t.co/FIIX7BkETP https://t.co/PszgYPy6tl @michaelianblack hey Michael, came across your Obscure podcast and just wanted you to know how much I love it. It g… https://t.co/3j2m7R8vO8
Retweeted by Michael Ian Black @MrPatrickRice I was on David’s side with the soda machine. @Alyssa_Milano Cool! That theme is really good. @BucketOPants Don’t watch yourself. Watch the movie!Netflix made me watch Moneyball again. @corinnespringg ??? His income is listed. You don't have to make shit up. @TheKevinAllison @PFTompkins @joshgondelman It was a lot of fun as a joke but I think it's actually pretty sad now that it came to pass. @corinnespringg I don't have to explain because Joe does. https://t.co/0gcA83MM3FI definitely don’t believe ALL of it but you have to admit there must be something there. As an undecided voter, I’… https://t.co/fterlwfZnlA very grim thing I am realizing from this new Biden emails story is how many men are responding to the concept of… https://t.co/ozuQUKQdq2
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Retweeted by Michael Ian Black @rejectedjokes @gregorcorp It's not *my* art, Ben. It's the world's art. I'm just the conduit. @rejectedjokes @gregorcorp Yes. @NellSco Long walk off a... never mind. @michaelaWat We are lovers.I don't like the guy but I have to admit that Matt Gaetz was pretty funny as the social outcast Stork in the Animal… https://t.co/qDibSCy6Oy @scottwolf @AndyRichter Which guy? Jerker or guy you're jerking? @brendonwalsh Watched both and they both made great points throughout. It's an important election and I want to get this right. @AndyRichter That's why I say you have to time it really carefully. @jschneider77 Thank you so much. Glad you enjoyed. @AndyRichter Does that mean you get to leave? The way I envision it, everybody has to stay until last man is done.100% agree! The media and Dems made Trump screw up the covid response, fracture our alliances, decimate healthcare… https://t.co/T4UZgOrbdjI will decide who to vote for when I have all the information I need about both candidates. #undecidedvoter https://t.co/8jVndH0E0f“The lesson of the last four years is that he cannot solve the nation’s pressing problems because he is the nation’… https://t.co/7moC5h6OCy @AndyKindler Happy birthday!
10/17
2020
I think if you’re seated, facing in would be tough because legs would make maintaining equal circle difficult. https://t.co/hXQeMqmn4nConsidering the mechanics of a circle jerk. Minimum number of people needed? I estimate 6. Also, seems like you’d w… https://t.co/lN2IMxsUz3 @morgan_murphy @JenKirkman @MichelleButeau Love you, Morgan! @BrianLynch Might lean Biden if this is true.As far as I know, Joe Biden has never hosted any game shows and that’s why I am an #UndecidedVoter @paulandstorm Perfectly stated.Disagree. I think the burden of proof is on Tom Hanks. https://t.co/MPzXjr0IL7
10/16
2020

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