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I deal with books and late fees. I rarely shush people though. It doesn't matter if I know you or not, I love ya. Except for Nazis, fuck them.

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Joined Twitter 3/12/13


can’t wait til the pandemic is over so me and the fellas can go do this https://t.co/xuVBDxqJ3D
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @iwuzabear @Lockh4rt Why did you even bother asking? You know exactly where we landing: Loot Lake. @tinyelvisbkwd https://t.co/rZKipAXxyaI’m so fucking mad at how our leaders blew it getting this under control. Basically a year of our lives gone. A yea… https://t.co/GGt8SvkDUc
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12/4
2020
@JBudris It’s so nice to just have going in the background. I don’t worry about lyrics or anything. Just nice and relaxing. @WWEonFOX @RobertStoneWWE Just watched the end of Wrestlemania VI with Hogan and Warrior. I guess I’m screwed since… https://t.co/1a5sGFQNd5 @historyadjunct https://t.co/0D9vsTgdKLSeeing the news about Ducktales not being renewed really bummed me out :(Hahaha called it. I don’t know a single one of these bands or songs 😂🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/nqu4doPxnAI’m curious about my year end Spotify playlist thing but I know it’s just gonna be lo-fi beats and synth wave since… https://t.co/E9MWuHsB97 @RahulKohli13 I hear ya man, I hear ya.
12/2
2020
@obkatiekat Fewer quests where I’m fighting with my fireteam to get kills would be nice. It about broke me the othe… https://t.co/aPj2ZrufyaWho was a fan of Honky Tonk Man?!! https://t.co/UhkhGIOWL5
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @Bungie I love Destiny. But please, for the love of all things holy, stop doing quests where I’m having to fight wi… https://t.co/fFrliXNH6Umark my words, this is gonna turn out to be viral marketing for some godforsaken Hulu original series https://t.co/ozLsCteD6T
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12/1
2020
@CMPunk What all would you ask him? Lord, just imagine all the stories that could have been told between him, Jesse, and The Brain. @dustinrhodes Asuka Bayley Io Shayna @MarvelStrikeF https://t.co/XHzBbfj7mA
11/30
2020
Catfish was my nickname in college. Bear came from JD and Turk calling each other vanilla/chocolate bear on Scrubs.… https://t.co/t80QdT2en6I can't unsee it https://t.co/Y30KZoc8Pz
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @thesarahkelly I stopped paying attention to him when I found out he works with Clay Travis. Two clown shoes together there.
11/29
2020
@EricTrump People came out to vote against your corrupt shithead rapey father.We’re putting this in Spider-Verse 2 if we have any self respect at all https://t.co/XdL9aLv88q
Retweeted by Catfishbear86What is a Jake Paul? And why is he such a huge piece of shit?Officer: Are you wanted in any states? Me: Buddy, I'm not wanted anywhere.
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @RetroWWE1 Bull Nakano. Wish she had had a longer run in the Fed because she was great. Sucks that the women’s divi… https://t.co/Fc8LvuNJdS @ReneePaquette I know I mentioned them to you before when you asked about hot sauces but I seriously love… https://t.co/BnZucOzDoH
11/28
2020
Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American Engli… https://t.co/TXD6h1yJZY
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @tinyelvisbkwd SameCOVID-19 has revealed the lack of empathy in a lot of people.
Retweeted by Catfishbear86I tell my cat “I know” whenever she meows but I’m gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea
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11/27
2020
@IGN https://t.co/EaQ5cvKzPk @tinyelvisbkwd Wtf
11/26
2020
When I tell people I'm planning a lot of travel this weekend, they tend to get a little angry... until I explain wi… https://t.co/iVZMMtfeG1
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11/25
2020
If you want to know why COVID relief is tied up in Congress, one key reason is that Republicans are demanding legal… https://t.co/qAhAChGd8G
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @historyadjunct @IamthatGuy1986 I remember living in fear of his classes and getting C’s but I know I learned more… https://t.co/o0g9BDTTIV @historyadjunct @IamthatGuy1986 Leckey?
11/24
2020
@tinyelvisbkwd https://t.co/YCV19bLZvs @theDestinyBlog @DJSKEENE @Lockh4rt @graynickleI love how at the end of Home Alone 2, Kevin books it to Central Park to give the homeless woman he befriended a fu… https://t.co/E37W0Svvl5
Retweeted by Catfishbear86you’re gonna like the way you look, you fuckin bitch https://t.co/s33Ft0Sclm
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11/23
2020
@barrybongss2 Yeah. It’s probably from the acid in our stomachs. Happens to me too.
11/22
2020
@V1_OSW I loved her Cena impression as well 😂
11/21
2020
Colossus https://t.co/W0aeveeW0b @WWE Braun, Nia Jax, Nattie, Asuka, Shayna @ONEYLORCAN ☝️☝️
11/20
2020
@kjhovey Oh it’s totally lame. I also remember doing making a 3D version of Zelda 1. And wasn’t there a Metroid gam… https://t.co/DhuCICCbXP @kjhovey I remember several years ago, someone had scanned and uploaded every issue of Nintendo Power (ya know, a m… https://t.co/WIXknAmBtW @SamiZayn *chefs kiss* perfectiontfw you got just a peek inside the ark of the covenant https://t.co/M3j3Mb3Myl
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @alecrobbins I remember waiting for the new issue each month to read these and the Legend of Zelda ones. These comi… https://t.co/cxweYqkihfThinking about the time I went to the mall and met my sweater twin, who (like me) was embarrassing his family by we… https://t.co/CKsLiLzlcp
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11/19
2020
@arcus87 GG @TwerkaSaursRex @Lockh4rt @DJSKEENE @graynickle ❤️ @Lockh4rt I mean, lets gooo. So much to catch up on and help me with. And to grab @DJSKEENE @TwerkaSaursRexhttps://t.co/eesA8LTXs6 @Lockh4rt About time @Lockh4rt Why are you not streaming? I want to see your failures. @kjhovey I’m jumping on I75 and heading up to steal it from ya!
11/18
2020
Why are we not discussing the fact that the vaccine with the good news this morning was partly funded by Dolly Part… https://t.co/ykj7xl2Ko5
Retweeted by Catfishbear86My ex from when I was 11 just asked me on tinder “Do I know you from somewhere?” Yeah you do you little heartbreaker
Retweeted by Catfishbear86I spent years and lots of money paying off my student loans. I want nothing more than to see others avoid this same… https://t.co/poo1L1zwl7
11/17
2020
@TheRokC_ Becky vs Charlotte at Evolution. I hadn’t really watched wrestling in 15-20 years. Heard about Evolution… https://t.co/6NdTxhp4O0Beautiful https://t.co/Hy9J5axUo0
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @sapioslut Good lord
11/16
2020
@iwuzabear Took you this long? Wow https://t.co/4gkXgsEg6F
11/14
2020
@WWE Fuck y’all. She was great. I support unions, not your out of touch shitbag owner.My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on… https://t.co/xJPmYI4p7V
Retweeted by Catfishbear86 @sapioslut Especially since it’s usually in opposition with the rest of the flags they fly. @CoreyRForrester Any suggestions @historyadjunct ?Simply amazing 😂😂 https://t.co/DCxHXBBYAt @DJSKEENE @Lockh4rt @Rmundy03 He’s a real selfish sumbitch isn’t he?
11/13
2020
@sapioslut Very problematic @sapioslut Wouldn’t this also work against the proud boys and nazis that they’ve found where the ones that were sta… https://t.co/Niwr47WfeB @Rmundy03 @Lockh4rt Pfftt if I’m going Atari, I’m going with Pitfall over Pong https://t.co/8hzbnp7H00 @Lockh4rt @Rmundy03 Not true. You forgot SNES (FF3/6) and PS1 (SotN). Oh and Last of Us. Pfftt get out of here with your lies @Lockh4rt
11/12
2020
❤️😂❤️😂 https://t.co/brmfbnDjep
11/11
2020
@Rmundy03 On the plus side, it’s still just a game played by 20 year olds that doesn’t affect us in any way. Still… https://t.co/jYwQPnp1A9 @Rmundy03 @TomFornelli 😂 @Rmundy03 @TomFornelli Nah, he has a formula he does which ranks them. They have to be knocking on the door though! @TomFornelli I’m legit astonished my beloved Vols are not on this list. @sapioslut This whole thing is gonna be a while. They are doing all they can to corrupt (even more than usual) and steal it. @kjhovey Did you check checkerboard cave? @Rmundy03 @BleacherReport @TheMasters @rarelymad_dog https://t.co/lBN8ILpoKZ @Rmundy03 @BleacherReport @TheMasters Well, that’s still better than @rarelymad_dog . He just hits me 😑 @BleacherReport @TheMasters @Rmundy03 why have I never seen you do this? Rookie.#HappyBirthdayMarines https://t.co/nJU8tuZ1fK
Retweeted by Catfishbear86died and came back as a cowboy call that reintarnation
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11/10
2020
75 https://t.co/QKVx8Tb9JX
11/9
2020
@dan_yell58 Some of them have to know. I feel like some are obsessed with trying to piss off the other side. It’s a… https://t.co/b6KuDEzR1K @dan_yell58 Because they are brain washed and desperate. The piece of shit that emboldened their racism and stoked their hate has lost. @iwuzabear https://t.co/5r4Mk4pirEHistorian of the future, 2094: yes, I’d like to see the Gritty Election Memes collection, boxes 1-20, please?
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11/8
2020
@TomiLahren I agree. 2016 was truly a disgusting election. smdh @TheBigEasyofOz @ShanusMcAnus LOLThe GameCube had a carrying handle & it’s honestly embarrassing no other console has ever had one
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11/7
2020
@ShanusMcAnus https://t.co/NysdziFdC5I love how eloquently he explained exactly how the majority of us are feeling right now. Thanks for this,… https://t.co/tEDtQBkZz0
Retweeted by Catfishbear86a lot of people on this app are confused on what defund the police really means so here’s a visual guide. https://t.co/prZPq8tzQJ
Retweeted by Catfishbear86🙌🙌 https://t.co/9FbB8n9NY2What in the ever loving fuck? https://t.co/qRSQ9atp3a
11/6
2020

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