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imagine having sex and a spotify ad come on
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1/27
2020
@Paul_Burns1 @jordyftblock Enjoy your chodey toast @Paul_Burns1 @jordyftblock Having to flip it in the toaster is a small price to pay for the best toast about @Paul_Burns1 @jordyftblock Nutty crust is superior in the following categories: price, surface area, butter absorbe… https://t.co/nMgG7MBeGG @Paul_Burns1 @jordyftblock Nutty crust is the king 👑
1/22
2020
@mcneill_conor What...
1/18
2020
Take care, #Ruppi! Lukas #Rupp has left Bundesliga club #TSG Hoffenheim with immediate effect to join Premier Leag… https://t.co/gqYA1Sxhxo
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1/14
2020
Vibe check, This is a threat.
1/7
2020
@_emmajbates Do you?
1/4
2020
@HKane Lucas says any goals he scores in training can go toward your tally Harry!!the commander yelling at me for trying a 360 no scope and killing one our soldiers #WWIII https://t.co/hMe5YZwOa3
Retweeted by michaelrooney53I don’t know about you but im not trying to participate in #WWIII when they’re doing this kinda shit https://t.co/dVTSPJf7Tv
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1/3
2020
@ArmyEliteVoltz @ManUtdTargets @MrScouse @btsportfootball Henderson had captained them to champions league winnersI love you @jimmybullard
1/1
2019
....Iran will be held fully responsible for lives lost, or damage incurred, at any of our facilities. They will pay… https://t.co/UMAICfXmB4
Retweeted by michaelrooney53 @ManUtdTargets @MrScouse @btsportfootball Coutinho doesn't touch the top 4 of that team
12/31
2019
Ray William Johnson hasn't aged a day in the past 13 yearsDinner with papaw tonight...he made 12 burgers for all 6 grandkids and I'm the only one who showed https://t.co/CngRdKCcpJ
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12/30
2019
Uh merry Christmas
12/28
2019
What do we think of VAR??? #WOLMCIThe premier league is a joke man hahahahaha
12/27
2019
The 3rd wise man flexing to his mates cause he was able to buy gold for baby Jesus with his new job on OnlyFans https://t.co/yQd0j0wuuK
12/26
2019
Hiya you arite? Yeah you? yeah thanks you all sorted for Christmas? nearly yeah just a few bits to get last minute… https://t.co/HLkUHB89Aj
Retweeted by michaelrooney53Pump it up - Endor will now be played on repeat in my house until January 1st
12/24
2019
This woman is fucking horrible #kettyhopkins https://t.co/ZjYk7S12R5 @LoganPaul Sorry bro I only go for straight guys 😬
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12/23
2019
Mia waiting for her husband to return for the war... She's been waiting 82 years 😭 https://t.co/ENzNHceXcEGeralt of Rivia is a flat earther #TheWitcherX-rays have revealed I have an adamantium skeleton
12/22
2019
Me after passing essays I put absolutely zero thought into @NoContextHearn https://t.co/CI1TOBi4kLRetweet to annoy @jamieglacks9 https://t.co/2NG1EMD6Bb
Retweeted by michaelrooney53 @mmcnicholl97 Tell that to my ankle https://t.co/hb7G6gm8TqGeorge shoots Lenny in the new star wars
12/21
2019
Yes yes yes! https://t.co/3dcqLQ9zWR
12/20
2019
This mf really going thru it huh LMFAOOO https://t.co/0fvipT7uLr
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12/19
2019
@DeclanMackalack @KNEECAPCEOL Dece @KNEECAPCEOL craic agus ceol xx https://t.co/s3CQ7R0C4pI am afraid of this man... https://t.co/gU8FwI0IW5
12/17
2019
@cyberspacequin Did you ever find this? I don't need sleep I need answersIdek who last month me was tbh https://t.co/NRiaF9U73xWhy the fuck is Benteke trending!?!
12/16
2019
@evemxc I'll connect 4 kisses to your forehead!!Cal kestis is shit at connect 4 @evemxc Pls don't
12/15
2019
Philippe Coutinho is a baller! He hit an outrageous hattrick that gets better with every goal! https://t.co/SrAmaWuTmz
Retweeted by michaelrooney53 @KieronMcC_ go raibh maith agatEveryone: you’ve lost five in a row, you can’t beat Chelsea away... Us: https://t.co/GeCmPTegnf
Retweeted by michaelrooney53 @KieronMcC_ I'm Irish, but I'm not Irish enough to read these tweets 🧐Me thinking I'm responsible and planning on being careful with my money leading up to Christmas ⛄ Being asked to g… https://t.co/VZuYQBu9y8
12/14
2019
Yes yes yes 🙌 https://t.co/uoWgT4uMgfI demand an apology Nicholas, you've made my gardener so jealous!
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12/13
2019
My beautiful bride 😍 https://t.co/qROzycopKt
12/8
2019
@evemxc @lizzo Try 1,000 new artists 😵
12/5
2019
I NEED attention!!
12/4
2019
pov: you’re a close friend venting to me about a situation where you were entirely in the wrong https://t.co/jGVesg228V
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12/3
2019
@evemxc Yes. 'twitter for android' are you trying to win mine 😍 @evemxc I be grindin 🤧 to make sure I got dat ice 🥶💎 for my baby girl 💃58 hour work week coming up 🥴 @garethcairnss Finally she appears 😍😍 @jessicamunn_ Uhh I don't even tho myself lmao
12/1
2019
@jessicamunn_ No sorry bb @evemxc Markets next week xxxx @KieronMcC_ Yes. Yes. Yes.
11/30
2019
@DeclanMackalack Where's my Bournemouth top'Taunting' people on the Fitbit app cause you have more steps than them is the most alpha thing you can ever do @evemxc That's called depression 😦
11/28
2019
Sleepy time 😴
11/26
2019
@Respawn just finished Jedi: Fallen Order and thank you thank you thank you on delivering such a great game ♥️♥️
11/25
2019
Just checking the results from today. Fully expect my phone to be ringing from both Arsenal and Everton tonight.… https://t.co/lWb4Skt81w
Retweeted by michaelrooney53McYoda is a wee !!CUTIE!! https://t.co/noFxl0kGiK
11/23
2019
Where is @ThompsonsGarageNursing does a great job and making you want to cry daily
11/22
2019
Ian Wright: 'Thats one big portion of meat' ...... ........... THATS WHAT SHE SAID (gasping for air)
11/21
2019
Pathetic fallacy in full effect today @evemxc Sexy bitch*
11/20
2019
@BBCSport The next game against thirsty is another difficult fixture7 day bender with Sven Bender @bayer04_enHappy birthday @evemxc I can deliver on this xxx https://t.co/uqi9Elb8Au
11/18
2019
This should 100% be a bushtucker trial this year: Campmates are locked in a coffin with insects while being subjec… https://t.co/2qOf6Kemoh
Retweeted by michaelrooney53i cannot believe i was born in a life where i am blessed enough to hear nadine coyle’s accent every night for a mon… https://t.co/iTp8bgoL4q
Retweeted by michaelrooney53Wish Ant and Dec would just sound that foghorn every time Nadine Coyle speaks #ImACelebMe, at 12:01am, buying 5 doubles at Thompson's and only finding out the price goes up after midnight... and still h… https://t.co/ccAP3xabln
11/17
2019
Hearing the groans from the N. Ireland fans from work when they missed a penalty was glorious, poor wee Davis skied it heheVirgil van Dijk is in BelfastYou know you got to pump it up (x1092) https://t.co/iZhulxANzP
11/16
2019
@evemxc https://t.co/xjaV5aks2I @evemxc Mega spoof
11/14
2019
@Tammie__Louise @KSIOlajidebt Spoof @evemxc I'm the man xo @Tammie__Louise @KSIOlajidebt You're insaneWe all love KSI @KSIOlajidebt #ksi
11/10
2019
Me halfway through my run this morning after drinking a red bull on an empty stomach https://t.co/WY9VYhRnOZ
11/9
2019
@evemxc I WISH!!Me after slightly grooming my shitty moustache after 7 days https://t.co/yQd0j0wuuK
11/7
2019
@MHChat I would run and do weights but I feel any activity outdoors helps my mood more! @MHChat Yes all exercise release natural, positive endorphins which improves your mood, sleep, confidence and physical healthI'm very tiredDefinition of shit banter https://t.co/kxNW4ueKuE
11/6
2019

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