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I write and I teach. Absolute Zero Fun. "Tormented."

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@CSlatsky Always stan Kavan
11/28
2020
@LairdBarron @nytopinion @maureendowd woah boy @horrorsong That was the move. @CursedMorsels Can Xue writes fiction that makes you see "relevance" as a kind of trap. Her work is actually more… https://t.co/JQiz61v2fH @CursedMorsels Robert Walser wrote stories that don't happen. @CursedMorsels Kafka wrote lucidly about confusion. I don't even know how to describe what the hell Kafka did but nobody else ever did it. @blauwerke I like to lie down in a three piece suit when I read my car book. @FeatCreature @tordotcom Such a strange story. @MadeleineSwann neigh @CursedMorsels Clarice Lispector caught the way a child will suddenly drop a line of thinking and pick up another. @CursedMorsels Beckett wrote about not being able to write. @CursedMorsels Thomas Bernhard would often repeat a sentence with minor variations several times. This produced a… https://t.co/T7WsbF5270 @arkhamlibrarian Old Masters by Thomas Bernhard @jeffreyford8 she'd just flapped some doodle everywhere @arkhamlibrarian Molloy .... Malone Dies ...art by liu qing -- nice and airy https://t.co/SSrd2tdLVY @reanimatrixx I'm not sure I remember! I believe it means experiencing a flash-image of San Veneficio itself.
11/27
2020
@venusboys3 "I set thanksgiving dinner on the dining-room sideboard at six sharp."if you don't follow @the_ironsheik you are not getting full value from Twitter https://t.co/wSciwa2wqK @mjseidlinger I want it. @mjseidlinger Stuff 'em inside each other and make a novelducken @KarenKahler @weird_christmas "Chanksgiving Greeting" @BillCorbett !gniklat er'uoy woNhappy thanksgiving https://t.co/wY2b5Dep42 @JohnAuCoin15 @SeraphicManta super service ! thanks!
11/26
2020
@katedollarhyde It's from Fellini's "Casanova" -- maybe not his best movie but the sets!oh hi https://t.co/4Yr0p8JjRs @BillCorbett well that arrived at its own level quickly
11/25
2020
pastel ghostly art by Miriam Cahn https://t.co/rwCmqrqWji @d_a_salas @katedollarhyde Shucks @misanthropemike @goodreads @drahsturgis It's based on a Matheson story, but I believe that he drew inspiration fro… https://t.co/Mz3a6FEafa @SGJ72 So he doesn't talk, just punch? I'm in. @misanthropemike "What if someone, or something, made a mistake?"
11/24
2020
are we fish in a shit ocean, breathing shit? @adamcallaways Seconded @A_J_Waters I have problems of my own to worry about. Not checking stalls.ghostly art by Görkem Ergün -- click to see it https://t.co/v082iy92ww @EchoScreaming Thank you! @CarlBeijer Which of your favorite sandwiches was the best James Bond?
11/23
2020
@Night_Worms It's excellent. Nothing like the film though. @LairdBarron Captain ....? Is he golfing on the holodeck again? @antijenic like @jeffreyford8 Peyote Larryart by Adam Burke -- click to undo tweetcrop https://t.co/NaYOlC2xQt
11/22
2020
art by Benz and Chang @benzandchang Eva Prim and Her Cat, 1921 story prompt -- click to actually see it. https://t.co/u9CeIr1Wcp @axel_hexed didn't know I needed to see that @rhysaurus dark matter? @ThatEricAlper Oscar Wilde @GiveMeYourTeeth @JonathanJanz I daresay it felt that long to some! @GreatQuail @PeteButtigieg "ivendedmyrun, past Amy and Warren's ..."
11/21
2020
@BrianKeene And I know it was season two, but what was up with the Ricky Jay sounding sparkle-mime alien? @LCvonHessen the lien over innsmouth @lossrockhart @JoeBiden Happy birthday, Ross! @BrianKeene why are there pirates onscreen? who are these people? @CSlatsky @BrianKeene !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @TJBreen peneutreueneursc damn itlittle dragon cat by Yoko Tanji -- https://t.co/syz7uCX0j6 @DineshDSouza ah yes the valiant cartoon Spartans, noted paragons of democracy and vanquishers of CGI monsters from hollywood, quite right @JonathanJanz ANIMAL MONEY was over 100k I think @rhysaurus eat all the gruel
11/20
2020
who did this? https://t.co/YCYQ1PWzX7 @BeardedGenius Anything Mifune does -- there's a sort of hitch he gives his shoulder right before he tears into the… https://t.co/f8GKWmMuL7 @BeardedGenius Barrymore's Hyde https://t.co/AI4nHfL0lg @ryanlcooper https://t.co/uln48uyJUI @charliekirk11 you are all going to contract covid you cretin
11/19
2020
ghostly art by Goran Djuravic https://t.co/Lie2Q6PU05 @NYCAntifa levelled up @DeadGeographies MANDY cake leaking grey acid into a mason jar @DeadGeographies it had better be metal
11/18
2020
art by Stefan Koidl @stefankoidl -- another faculty meeting https://t.co/ayGN4AxJJO @pinguinus alone by an empty dish -- the cat @jeffreyford8 Invisible Cities!
11/17
2020
two days late damn https://t.co/NB646CUY2I @NegarestaniReza I remember finding Cosmopolitics interesting enough to read both volumes. Your tweets reminded me… https://t.co/8lLFksExBi @dlbowman76 My hero! @NegarestaniReza I'm curious to know what you make of Stengers. @DamonLinker It'll be fine, because students will immediately roll the debt over into the housing market, which wil… https://t.co/hjBJuScf2Fsome eerie art from Gertrude Abercrombie https://t.co/Bbh2RQXZC2 @LordSteerpike @DeadGeographies aiming for Saint-Beuve but more likely Byron
11/16
2020
travelling back in time just to play "In the Pines" for the Brontes @williamlegate yesart by @astrono77153462 -- click to see it https://t.co/YGer7ytgwq @MadeleineSwann I don't think so ... I tweeted Tiptree to express my admiration for James Tiptree Jr.'s writing.Tiptree
11/15
2020
@SGJ72 looks like star courier's sword is "passin through" that cowboy's torso ... @StokerCon @Rasnictem Excellent choice! @OrgPhysics @LarryLLapin CHARP @rooneymobile !!!!!!!! @flightofsand you know we're ironic, right? @edburmila YUPwriter's block, by rich rethorn @rethornart -- click to undo tweetcrop https://t.co/UR6dyUjeTq @LairdBarron "He's a genius, man! Like once he suddenly paws my lapels and says -- 'Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'grift'?" @flightofsand @tadethompson @Tiny_Camels SuperAesop sez: https://t.co/tqKFSS3sja @Tiny_Camels @tadethompson My novel is very tired. @tadethompson @Tiny_Camels Gosh! Thank you! @doctorow the shot's just not complete without Kraftwerk @skinnybdink @flightofsand that's about the size of it @ascannerburkely Amen -- read the Brontes or die a chicken @SteveOnSpeed Yes @MrGaunt @gemmafiles I said hell and I meant it https://t.co/U0HUQhGSPO
11/14
2020

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