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Muppet. ASD/ADHD. Producer (VO) at Bethesda Game Studios. I do a lotta stuff. 日本語OK. Tweets are my personal opinions & not reflective of my employer. (she/her)

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Joined Twitter 8/4/09


I hate how spot on this is https://t.co/4FhRocjhLJ
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Yesterday, FL reported nearly 3000 new cases of #COVID19. So GOP Gov. DeSantis issued an executive order banning lo… https://t.co/AKlCmj2ie0
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Trump has hundreds of millions of debts coming due, paid $750 in Federal taxes in 2016, and is facing an IRS audit… https://t.co/82SpaINoC1
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Well, there it is... https://t.co/7kdOUSa9jg
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Democrats say the letter violates the law against using government resources to campaign. It’s just the latest exam… https://t.co/zEd5RkEC16
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The Trump administration took $300 million from the CDC mid-pandemic so they could make ads with Dennis Quaid sayin… https://t.co/qV7pjbtWYg
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮OMG this: https://t.co/PRPxrtV837
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮They got the tax returns. https://t.co/esFZqctFys
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮 @DrJenGunter Exactly! This is why efforts back in the sixties should have been continued: REPEAL. National Associat… https://t.co/Mt6RNYW2BR
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮President Trump just admitted his nominee will strike down the Affordable Care Act. https://t.co/kdKIkbEwy8
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮WORD. I had to: 1) Have my own bank account 2) Have my own income 3) Have my own health insurance 4) Have a place t… https://t.co/M4FfjQx5bn
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮If you are going to put these in bathing suits, sports bras, or tops... FUCKING SEW THEM IN! https://t.co/z0WT0A2vlB
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Do You Have ‘Zoom Fatigue’ or Is It Existentially Crushing to Pretend Life Is Normal as the World Burns? https://t.co/CLSA3ti78O
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮I am a married woman with a doctorate. I teach college and advise college students. My husband, a college-educated… https://t.co/wMJBITZiy4
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮There shouldn’t even be laws about abortion. Abortion laws were found unconstitutional in Canada and that didn’t re… https://t.co/73eCavZaue
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This should be national news. 50 houseless families won their six month campaign to force the city to deed vacant h… https://t.co/8uX8RkzEpg
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮If Trump's new Supreme Court kills The Affordable Care Act, here are eight ways your life will be affected https://t.co/RdCCdWt5PY
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮DHS: White supremacists have become the "most persistent and lethal threat" to the U.S. from within the country. https://t.co/HsDJZ3IIQr
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The fact that Twitters shitty AI cropping is even like this with toys is wild. https://t.co/KlA6m6rLW4
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Let’s talk about persecution, and why it animates the tyranny of Trumpism. The historic defense of violent American… https://t.co/yo1Y3Q0TJE
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮CNN’s @jaketapper to Jill Biden: “Your husband has been known to make the occasional gaffe…” Biden: “You can’t even… https://t.co/HwZMVju3EH
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Law is wild. People venerate stuff written over 200 years ago. In medicine we’re like “look what these ancient dum… https://t.co/iyxFsIJ2bx
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮“America has fallen. You need to look up, at the people you’re used to looking down on. We’re trying to tell you so… https://t.co/zrEuBH2Nuw
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮i wake up every morning and think “lol we’re so fucked” and then i just go about my stupid day. insane
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮You know what I hate? Anti-depressant commercials in which the main sell is guilting you for how your depression is… https://t.co/mzl3IlygL6
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮if they hold a hearing for her, would love someone to ask what constitutes “virtue” and what “non-virtuous” actio… https://t.co/9J1WAi58JM
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Hey Kentucky, if you’ve lost your job/business due to COVID, had COVID yourself & are still too sick to work, have… https://t.co/wEySoBrSMN
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The thing about the “RBG should have stepped down” discourse is that “A woman should have done her duty and steppe… https://t.co/K0g0WaiXhL
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The same people now decrying that the SCOTUS nom is being unfairly scrutinized on account of her faith supported th… https://t.co/KujqwayWWc
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮McDonald's workers in Denmark get $22/hour, 6 weeks paid vacation, year paid maternity leave, pension + universal h… https://t.co/UT7uWCs6Bo
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮 @ellle_em If I was a saint, I'd be the patron saint of the world. 😳Wow: AG Bill Barr has reportedly intervened directly in D.C. on arrests of protesters accused of rioting. He overru… https://t.co/rpsakoiAXY
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Hot tip: feminism isn’t a girlpower sorority dedicated to being nice to other laydeez. It’s a liberatory political… https://t.co/7CGvB2m771
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮golf is a white supremacist colonial sport that should be abolished https://t.co/Deo5nUMRD3
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9/27
2020
https://t.co/1o7RPqLB2b"Pro-life" doesn't mean "believes Roe should be struck down." Frame the question that way and the result is consis… https://t.co/Ub9yVSKGb2
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Bill Barr is basically The presidents free lawyer https://t.co/EO62MwnA9V
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This cannot be comfortable https://t.co/yUqLhBCWmw
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Putting the lives of pregnant people, their desires and health, above a fetus is feminist. A fetus is a parasite, t… https://t.co/yWqtE9w0YP
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Behind the scenes day 1 of shooting on @BillandTed3. https://t.co/5G3MjQTxfo
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This explains why using $300 M that was appropriated for health violates the FEC laws, the Hatch Act...ok we know t… https://t.co/57hT3YnU2h
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Ruth Bader Ginsburg is going to be replaced by a woman who walked through every door that Ginsburg opened for her s… https://t.co/6KAmvoyfZC
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Barrett isn’t just anti-Roe. She’s also anti-marriage equality, anti-trans rights, & pro-scrapping the 14th/15th Am… https://t.co/7HOb2Z23Tl
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮If there’s ever a time to fight for universities to be free again - now is it. https://t.co/3QhA7rWH7W
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This Playboy interview with Michael Shannon gives me life. https://t.co/AlkLAOFMR1
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Today, abortion access largely depends on where you live. Because of the Hyde Amendment, it also depends on how muc… https://t.co/YpVdnjTbco
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮I usually don't RT stuff like this but I straight up l o s t i t at this dog lmao. Still laughing about it https://t.co/yOflQrX8DQ
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This sleazy Supreme Court double-dealing is the last gasp of a corrupt Republican leadership, numb to its own hypoc… https://t.co/uns8jpnH2n
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮I rarely hear about Christianity when it's time to feed the poor, or heal the sick. But it always seems to come up… https://t.co/OG6XH3KxN1
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮So many ADHD people who are much too used to hardship & “having to put up” and therefore do not question a toxic relationship.
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮"Can you multitask?" Bro I have ADHD. Yes and no.
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Conservatives will do anything to try to frame this as an attack on Barrett's religion or her parenting. Because ot… https://t.co/R2g3F0vqSX
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮I love how cops say that if we defund the police the first thing to go will be rape kit testing... there a literall… https://t.co/6qYgUsYxJz
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The Louisiana Legislative Black Caucus called the practice of sending infected coronavirus patients home to die “di… https://t.co/O4NbrHm111
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮You would need 2/3rds of the states to propose one and 3/4 of the states to ratify it. It was a process designed… https://t.co/jgCwI42SaW
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮猫が天地反対で歩いてきた https://t.co/nd3plNOojm
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Ok, this is really cool https://t.co/8kpnO0X5eOWhile police have characterized clashes between leftist protesters and the far-right as “mutual combat” involving “… https://t.co/eelLv8l62b
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮if you thought "taser shield" was dystopian wait until you hear about "taser shield from a company that thinks the… https://t.co/tPJayKiJdl
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Furry little jackass likes to blend in. 😅🤣 https://t.co/OTVSZLhrcqFind the kitty. https://t.co/ZSqg3diV3EWe built a machine to replicate the experience of Weimar Germany in every country in the world and we’re very proud… https://t.co/VWOB6CUElN
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮A slightly smaller, blue version of the spiderweb rocks. https://t.co/d1mXfof6av
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The adulterer who had unprotected sex with a multiple woman months after his third wife gave birth, is about to app… https://t.co/EkOYCvdM2n
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮 @EmberFirehair I'm so sorry for your loss.Fred Perry clothing tells the Proud Boys to fuck off. Discontinues black and yellow polos in North America… https://t.co/yS9utAlnpd
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Acai bowl for lunch. 😁🤤 https://t.co/m3SSlhNV2hSchools are Petri dishes. Parents send sick kids to school for a myriad of reasons. If you don’t know this you hav… https://t.co/ahbS93dmCN
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The desk I ordered from Ikea back in June just arrived... 😮☠️they stole $300 million from the CDC in the middle of a pandemic to make campaign propaganda, aces https://t.co/CIsSZKz9Vw
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This is a monologue delivered by a man whose own employer successfully argued in court that he's so obviously lying… https://t.co/Qji0eg7MUG
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Above is a micro-documentary that summarizes her career and this is the full interview https://t.co/LejXqSqKyn
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮It’s almost that time of year https://t.co/h8GLNH89ny
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Fintan O' Toole: the US "has stirred a very wide range of feelings in the rest of the world: love and hatred, fear… https://t.co/bkHXo2djYN
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮It is beyond alarming the degree to which Republicans are being allowed to frame the presidential election as a cou… https://t.co/PJil84RiCf
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Just to be clear, “inevitable” is Ted Cruz’s acknowledgment that there exists no margin of loss for Trump so wide t… https://t.co/knSzZFcccm
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮So, tonight I'm going to talk about abortion, because it is clear that abortion is going to be a major topic throug… https://t.co/fMxrX7Rqj0
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮this is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte https://t.co/b84HfIStcy
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮This executive order is meaningless. If the administration really wanted to protect those with preexisting conditio… https://t.co/cQQ31qmhOk
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The death count from COVID will double by the end of the year. If nothing changes in national policy we are guarant… https://t.co/8TwYleZUW5
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮So, did anyone notice how this new American Girl is literally about to be traumatized for life? https://t.co/bCwokluNvh
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Both the gov and his wife JUST found out they have COVID and they’re still going to do this. Jesus Christ. I know y… https://t.co/Qut6w6332O
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Read this and RT https://t.co/CxT6VjcAT9
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮An easy DIY walking tour that takes you from Asakusa to Ginza and Tokyo Station—wrapping up the day with ramen:… https://t.co/hbey7eJCVw
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The fact of the matter is the federalist society, which gets money from God knows where, has chosen five of the nin… https://t.co/yOyY1wxc36
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Because we have a @gop co-infection https://t.co/F8SkgdEGP6
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮If Democrats weren’t so mean to us every time we appointed dangerously unqualified religious authoritarians to posi… https://t.co/PORKGXcwYC
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9/26
2020
Wow: https://t.co/POm1rrSez2
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Some good news. It’s important right now. https://t.co/xEaOseIJDE
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮And you might want to read up on the religious cult that she’s in—just for funsies. https://t.co/BK95ozoGh9
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Amy Coney Barrett is not a feminist. Let me just go ahead and lay that nonsense narrative to rest right now. Sh… https://t.co/M0QJDk8na1
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮please can we just have health care https://t.co/NiWNps39aW
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮The evil old people from 2018’s most viral voting video are back — and surprise: they still don’t want you to vote https://t.co/58oyj8UtdM
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮"William P. Barr briefed Trump this week on the details of an ongoing DOJ voter fraud investigation, according to a… https://t.co/gO7tCcpED5
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮You should read this, all the way to the end. https://t.co/FS6qa1X0vk
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮We’ve all seen Muppet bloopers, well how about a Jim Henson blooper? He had such a contagious laugh/smile. 💚 https://t.co/wIMCnyuOWj
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮"From Myanmar to Canada, people are asking: How did a superpower allow itself to be felled by a virus? And why won’… https://t.co/CJwMNByzpl
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮NEW: 57% of Americans believe that the NEXT President should determine RBG’s replacement. Only 38% think Trump sho… https://t.co/ea6cKHP5QV
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Amy Coney Barrett is 48 years old and could serve on SCOTUS for 40 years. Such were the stakes of the 2016 election.
Retweeted by Eve Eschenbacher 🎮Big flag that undercuts Republicans' fraud claims: "The Luzerne County employees did not know for which candidate… https://t.co/JtF7pBqLKM
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9/25
2020

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