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representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody

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On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me 12 random seasons 11 unfixed potholes 10 bottles of ranch 9 t… https://t.co/nIbdIrRvrW
12/6
2019
*hears sirens* *looks outside and sees sun* “Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”Quote your hometown in four words
12/4
2019
Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere
12/3
2019
Midwest moms watching from the window while their children shovel snow https://t.co/wB5ByMpQLF @BuschBeer H
12/2
2019
There are currently tornado warnings and blizzard warnings in the Midwest HOLD MY CORNWhen driving past a field of cows on a road trip it is entirely acceptable to notify the entire car of their presence “COWS”
11/30
2019
Let’s clear up some things: 1. It’s cornhole not bags 2. It’s pop not soda 3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag… https://t.co/MiFA2WN5Wo @WlfInChpClthng Cyber Monday 👀
11/29
2019
“You can throw the extra food and drinks on the porch”Midwest Thanksgiving: ⊂_ヽ   \\ ope, excuse me    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)     > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\just gonna sneak… https://t.co/v0Y8zEvOhf
11/28
2019
“Apologizing after asking for help is not a personality trait” Ope it is in the Midwest
11/27
2019
today is 50 degrees and by thanksgiving we will have six inches of snow Ope @IowaChill 🤭
11/25
2019
@jadynpuckett @_emaannn Perfect etiquetteMidwest phone be like ╭━━━━━╮ ┃ ══ ┃ ┃█████┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┃ Buy ranch┃ ┃… https://t.co/NJUDwv6TwF @p_t_charles Welp I don’t want to hold you up. Carry on
11/23
2019
@p_t_charles What’s the hurryThis is 75% of my entire personality https://t.co/6LXbbCVyHx
Retweeted by Midwest vs EverybodyCan you help me with this if not no worries I’m sorry
11/22
2019
@averydubs https://t.co/dUsVxTVneU @vonparcel Love it
11/21
2019
@Brandy64444456 Rt and get brandy a kidney- Can I give you my life savings? - do you need an extra kidney? - how about a bone marrow transplant?Midwest nice can be exhausting: - how are you? - how are your parents/kids? - can I get you anything to eat/drink… https://t.co/TlP4uwPx9F
11/20
2019
@IowaChill https://t.co/UITz2ZPg5KSouth Dakota is on an indefinite suspension from the Midwest https://t.co/7N7iKcunaUCity people : - no smiling - no eye contact - don’t acknowledge your presence Small town Midwest : - smile and… https://t.co/RzwJxSYjnD
11/19
2019
Definitely a blizzard brewing https://t.co/khdEkdWeKUsomeone: omg do you smell the air?? Texans: ?? Californians: ... Floridians: 🤪 midwesterners: yep i can feel it… https://t.co/ewTXBkUwXW
11/17
2019
👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿… https://t.co/QtrzBkqTpr @scifi_fan_kat I hate the truth
11/15
2019
@ThisIsConner @Joseline_Reyna It’s more fun if you think about it as validity“I think we landed” is the most midwestern response ever after a near death experience https://t.co/9c6q8eX7ar
11/14
2019
Packing outfits for the Midwest: - T-shirt - shorts - hoodie - pants - rain jacket - tornado jacket - winter… https://t.co/EgehIUsr72
11/13
2019
Coworker: “how are you” midwesterners: “wouldn’t be bad without the wind”
11/12
2019
Ope https://t.co/e0X48wVYuK“We can’t have a blizzard in November” Midwest: hold my corn
11/11
2019
Talent is midwesterners ability to drive miles to their destination with a completely frosted windshieldit’s fall in the midwest and it’s ⚪️ raining ⚪️ snowing 🔘 both because: ⚪️ midwest weather ⚪️ climate change… https://t.co/4EGYSqHUyj
11/8
2019
How to know if a Midwesterner loves you: - “I’ll start your car for you” - “watch out for deer” - “I’m bringing you culvers”
11/7
2019
This is the Midwest https://t.co/VIDoTzCKm8Midwestern moms would like to remind everyone that 7up is the cure as cold season comes upon us
11/6
2019
45 degrees in spring vs 45 degrees in fall https://t.co/qoVBhpg4oj
11/5
2019
“WELP!” 1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going 2.… https://t.co/2DmCoP9gCw
11/4
2019
WHAT DO WE WANT? __________________ | | | spring. | |_________| (\__/)… https://t.co/GCcaMHXhlQ
10/30
2019
Ope, sorry to bother but my count there are 18: winter, wring, sprinter, spring, construction, summing, summer, sau… https://t.co/UjD1iSsZVeOfficial Midwest Glossary: “Ope” = excuse me I’m sorry “You’re fine no worries” = I don’t want you to worry about… https://t.co/ECSQXyUYKgWhen a Midwesterner says “the other day” it could mean 30 minutes or 30 years ago
10/28
2019
Midwestern folk units of measurement: Next door= 1-2 miles Right up the road= 5-10 miles Up North= 15-100 miles A c… https://t.co/s3ywAk0Xwd
10/27
2019
There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope” all the time. What really needs to be talked about though… https://t.co/EniF1y0kOAYou might be from the Midwest if... https://t.co/hhYyblKvT7Halloween in the Midwest as a kid: Having a cool costume but you couldn’t fully show it off because you either had… https://t.co/wt39oSAijM
10/26
2019
welcome to the Midwest: - Winter is at 5am - Spring starts at 8am - Winter hits again at noon - Summer is at 2pm… https://t.co/FmhoYr74xtMidwest dads on vacation: 1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason 2. Puts address in GPS, uses route he thinks is quicker… https://t.co/xdcYM4AaxkMidwest dads: gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage” tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going any… https://t.co/VL3sWRqBvr
10/25
2019
Midwesterners ⚠️ If you’ve heard a friend or a loved one use “oh it’s going” recently send help! It’s a desperate cry for help
10/23
2019
In this life you either ope or get opedThis is how midwesterners fake shelter during a tornado https://t.co/05G4vkSPkW
10/22
2019
Kansas Ohio Minnesota North Dakota Indiana South Dakot… https://t.co/NF0qeXkZBm
10/21
2019
Me: it’s cold Midwesterner with no coat: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I’m not wearing a co… https://t.co/JNTPeb3hvAppl from the Midwest be “why would I fly when it’s only a 15 hr drive”
10/16
2019
Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winte… https://t.co/cNOTK40ByZ
10/15
2019
Midwest Food Pyramid Ranch Cheesy potatoes Steak Scotcheroos Sweet co… https://t.co/57oD05H7O3
10/14
2019
Welcome to the Midwest Winter is at 7 am Spring starts at 11:15 am Summer is at 2 pm And fall starts around 5:3… https://t.co/r5qlhHdUH7
10/11
2019
Darron on behalf of the Midwest welcome looks like you’re adjusting quickly https://t.co/H0XOqa4MBZ
10/10
2019
Best college party towns in the MidwestNobody: Midwesterners: better mow the lawn today before it blizzards tomorrow
10/9
2019
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10/8
2019
@JennMint @midwestern_ope @BitterLunatic Yeah no for sure
Retweeted by Midwest vs EverybodySpeak midwestern 101 No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unf… https://t.co/WkHL73SVpj
10/6
2019
cultural impact: █    █  █  █… https://t.co/BSekUoMDK3
10/2
2019
I am a ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for ⚪️ bug spray ⚪️ Bonfire 🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch… https://t.co/ntQZXzsdmi
10/1
2019
Rt dinner Fav supperOh yeah you betcha https://t.co/qBNN8KDVOwIf a midwesterners drops something in a field and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
9/30
2019
“It can’t snow in September” Midwest: hold my corn
9/29
2019
If you see a midwesterner today give them space, they’re enjoying a perfect fall day and nothing compares
9/28
2019
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You don’t know yet but you’ll experience every season in a span of 4… https://t.co/pkbGgAhVPm
9/27
2019
Good night to everybody except the people who don’t apologize profusely after asking for a favor like a healthy midwesterner
9/26
2019
as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thri… https://t.co/60pLJt9a4E
9/24
2019
Proud as ever to be an Iowan https://t.co/RUIFkngvjP
Retweeted by Midwest vs Everybodymidwesterner midwesterner 🤝 Leaving no early than 20 mins after the first “alright I spose” goodbye
9/20
2019
cultural impact: █    █  █  █… https://t.co/lYTJ4xJ0dG
9/18
2019
@midwestern_ope Thanks for the fridge Uncle Rick.
Retweeted by Midwest vs Everybody @BuschBeer Uncle rick still drinks bud heavy and we wouldn’t want it any other wayMidwest culture is that fridge in your garage or basement that a relative was “gettin’ rid of” and is now used strictly for Busch Light
9/16
2019
@Sam_conwayy Yes ma’am“Severe weather take cover” sEvERe WeAthEr TaKE CoVEr https://t.co/sgVbF2AYdi
9/13
2019
No one: Midwesterners: ~muggy~
9/11
2019
Yeah sex is good but have you ever had Culver’s cheese curds?*tornado warning is issued* Midwesterners indoors: https://t.co/YIawlL8jg1
9/10
2019
@OhReallyKeely Correct
9/9
2019
Stop talking trash about different Midwest states: Minnesota is ICONIC Wisconsin is INSPIRING Ohio is MAGNIFICEN… https://t.co/th7N9EZn8G
9/7
2019
The only szn that matters. https://t.co/v6AN0nzC45
Retweeted by Midwest vs Everybody @pgray717 https://t.co/VrMghqOlpzas a midwesterner, fall is a special szn because of shorts and hoodie weather which is a very spiritual time when w… https://t.co/tRefQhSNjm
9/5
2019
The 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye: - about to leave warning (stand up) - a "we've gotta go" statement - hugs -… https://t.co/AGtQKGs0MR“Tornado warning, please take shelter immediately” midwestern dad: https://t.co/DQKwnE0n0n
9/4
2019

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