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@KopelmanWX Great work! do you mind if we use this?
7/7
2020
Midwest Anthem: Turn left Detour now y’all Road closed this time Left lane closed too Merrrrrrge to the right… https://t.co/oSIKkdp5XuIn order to properly meet someone in the Midwest you must somehow know a neighbor, relative, distant relative or so… https://t.co/Qv9gPfsKb6
7/6
2020
Midwesterners: I might have a salad The salad: https://t.co/q47WqAtRBQ
7/5
2020
Small town midwest is choosing between the town firework show or the neighbor who bought $10k worth of mortars
7/4
2020
“Name an extreme Midwest sport” When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
7/2
2020
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and you drive 14 hours instead of flying on a family vacation
7/1
2020
Top 5 Midwest Power Couples 5. Potholes + your vehicle 4. Beer + big storms 3. Butter + sweet corn 2. Driving… https://t.co/EWZsByMVfa
6/30
2020
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
6/29
2020
Why does every midwestern home have one of these? https://t.co/aFzbNO7bYw
6/26
2020
(•_•) <) )╯Ope / \ \(•_•) ( (> lemme just / \ (•_•) <) )> squeeze past you and grab / \ the ranch
6/25
2020
I am a ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for ⚪️ bug spray ⚪️ sunscreen 🔘 a day without humidity and… https://t.co/Y4OtL7uBww
6/23
2020
Do you dip your pizza in ranch or are you not from the Midwest?
6/21
2020
You might be from the Midwest if you check the fields on a road trip and wonder if crops will be knee high by the Fourth of July
6/19
2020
Which one are you bringing to the function? https://t.co/LXOg9cE54d
6/17
2020
therapist: and what do we do when we are sad? Midwesterners: say “it’s all good no worries” therapist: no
6/15
2020
Me: I’m bored this place sucks Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we… https://t.co/V35iM1AarE
6/12
2020
It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s o… https://t.co/KvScOQS8oC
6/9
2020
It’s funny that people think the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a… https://t.co/fBCjIU7LwT
6/8
2020
📍Midwesterners | | | _ _ _ _ _ | 📍 Flying | _ _ _ _ _ _| | | | | 📍Driving bec… https://t.co/mXhogmU4zW
6/5
2020
If you drank out of this as a kid you’re immune to the Coronavirus https://t.co/aCC3xEPndO
6/3
2020
One of the biggest struggles of growing up in the Midwest is explaining what these are https://t.co/AcGq81wuCg
6/1
2020
And getting defensive when they don’t get details rightPart of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state
5/28
2020
Wouldn’t be so bad without the humidity
5/27
2020
Nobody: Midwesterners: Ope better mow the lawn today before it rains tomorrow
5/26
2020
Rt Bags Fav Cornhole https://t.co/ZAHrVPS3lE
5/25
2020
Midwest translation for anyone visiting over Memorial weekend: “Jeet yet”: have you eaten food in the last few hours
5/22
2020
Never forget this all time midwest sports moment https://t.co/xOd3qbT1OP
5/20
2020
Cows :) https://t.co/MD66fUAhVj
5/18
2020
In the Midwest we don’t say “I’m leaving” we slap both hands on our knees and say “well I spose” which means it was… https://t.co/lBs23mXcyX
5/17
2020
Physically impossible to just leave https://t.co/vD574mv9F3
5/14
2020
Allow the Midwest to educate you this evening https://t.co/timR1SomfyMidwesterners when they flash headlights to warn for deer or police on the road coming up https://t.co/gH863IGgFH
5/13
2020
Spring Driving in the Midwest 🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽 🌽🌽🌽|… https://t.co/UNEI5oy74w
5/10
2020
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything Store clerk: can I help you with anything? Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
5/7
2020
Fail Proof Midwest List: - Cold beer after mowing the lawn - One finger wave on country roads - Bonfires on coo… https://t.co/4U8XGWp8Ft
5/6
2020
Nobody: Midwest Grandparents: “warsh”
5/4
2020
You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and en… https://t.co/3LcxUKwAD8
5/2
2020
Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure… https://t.co/dGbBdfuX7e
4/30
2020
Been in quarantine so long I bumped into my coffee table just so I could remember how to “ope, sorry”Yeah she’s cute but will she land a bag on the board in crunch time at the family Cornhole tournament? 👏
4/28
2020
“Where are you from?” *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
4/27
2020
Hold up... what is this called? A. Sloppy Joe B. Maid Rite C. TAVERN¿ D. Loose Meat Sandwich https://t.co/MBaRkuQqws
4/26
2020
i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 midwesterner seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado to… https://t.co/xNrabuuAWT
4/22
2020
@bgroomsy86 YesTo end the coronavirus pandemic you have to sacrifice one midwestern state. Who has to go? ⬇️ @aqua__tofana Understandable
4/21
2020
The pasty/ashy legs of the midwesterner arise from the shadows as shorts and hoodie weather is upon us
4/20
2020
Its the most wonderful time of the year https://t.co/658a1qe7m1
4/19
2020
A big part of being a midwesterner is pretending that a sunny 45 degrees 25 mph day is really nice out @hayden_ose Rt if you have any guts
4/18
2020
Small town Midwest prom https://t.co/US8LwX9VcN
4/15
2020
@reagan_thomas05 ❤️ @reagan_thomas05 Indiana40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest
4/12
2020
Midwesterners didn’t need a pandemic as an excuse to party in the garageIf you’ve been hit with “hi hungry I’m dad” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
4/11
2020
Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 10 minutesI don’t know who needs to hear this but use your time in quarantine to clean your “junk drawer”
4/9
2020
Spring forecast in the Midwest Monday- 48 🌧 Tuesday- 75 ☀️ Wednesday- 58 🌪 Thursday- 32 ❄️ Friday- 46 💨 (45… https://t.co/JqzdzgfCj7
4/6
2020
Spring in the Midwest reminds me that there is still good in this world
4/5
2020
@yeeted61 Of course @BuschBeer “Living the dream”Midwest Dad Weekend Starter Pack https://t.co/ohJFo1QAjb @BuschBeer Is the sky blue?
4/3
2020
There is nothing better than a crisp cool night in the Midwest that ends with a bonfire
4/2
2020
Friends saying goodbye in the Midwest: *i should go* **knee slap and sigh* “Alrighty well I spose it’s time” “Ye… https://t.co/aR4aWBGYVw
4/1
2020
Midwesterners face when they pass their neighbors on the sidewalk today https://t.co/e4kZROgDbo*global pandemic* “How are you?” Midwesterners: I’m doing good! Living the dream. How are you?
3/30
2020
Smells like a tornado out today
3/28
2020
ppl on midwestern tinder be like “looking for someone to go on adventures with 😩” honey What adventures do you spea… https://t.co/gga1M2X2xW
Retweeted by Midwest vs Everybody
3/27
2020
Midwesterners : I’m bored you guys all come to my place we’ll have some beers in the garage CDC: absolutely not
3/26
2020
Fun things do in small town midwest during quarantine : -admire road work -go to Walmart (don’t hang too long) -bo… https://t.co/qwpqahqBnV
3/25
2020
Blizzards and ice storms prepared us for 14 day quarantines
3/23
2020
Will it rain? Will it snow? It’s spring in the Midwest! Maybe a TORNADO
3/20
2020
it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be: ⚪️ raining ⚪️ snowing 🔘 both because: ⚪️ midwest weather ⚪️ cl… https://t.co/m7jh0i2HL5Midwest Quarantine Starter Pack - 35 bottles of ranch - 33 cases of beer - 12 different routes to “drive around”… https://t.co/edcbaQinWC
3/19
2020
Social distancing? You mean living in the rural Midwest
3/16
2020
People often talk about “Midwestern nice” but they really forget about its cousin, Midwestern Passive Aggressivedoctor: what do we say when you bump into someone with the coronavirus midwesterner: ope, lemme just shake your ha… https://t.co/l7lDWiEiKx
3/12
2020
Let’s clear some things up: 1. It’s cornhole not bags 2. It’s pop not soda 3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag… https://t.co/kBUw4ZNv17
3/11
2020
Today’s clothing schedule 7am - winter coat 10am - pants and light jacket 1pm - shorts and hoodie 4pm- bathing… https://t.co/ukSjih00eR
3/10
2020
Why would I fly when I could avoid the coronavirus and it’s only a 14 hour drive?
3/9
2020
It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather. A sacred time for midwesterners. Nothing can stand in our way today
3/8
2020
We’re in the prime “only walking to the car, car to the building so I don’t need a jacket” time of year
3/4
2020
Nothing says midwesterner like driving to your favorite restaurant 45 minutes away with the windows down because it… https://t.co/e9GY6wR5DL
3/3
2020
“The snow is gone it’ll be nice to drive again!” Midwest roads: https://t.co/FgnlysK4H0
3/2
2020
Rt Bags Fav Cornhole
2/29
2020
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: if you come across this tweet, reply with the reason why you choose to stay in The Midwest 📍 DO… https://t.co/gVXHLSxd2q
2/28
2020
“Where you from?” “Illinois” “Ohh ok what’s that by?” “Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana...” “Um where?” “The fields...… https://t.co/hk6vdKgQmL
2/27
2020
Midwesterner DNA ❄️ 🌽 🍻🌪   🧀  ☔️🚧 🌽 🍻 🧀  ❄️ 🌽  🍻 🌪 ☔️ 🌽🥓   🧀  🍻🌽 ❄️  🚧 🍻  🌪 🥓   🌽 ☔️  🧀  🍻🌽 🚧🍻 🌪 ❄️ @snarkyniks Best move you could make @KatieMusisi That is correct ma’am
2/26
2020
@headbanginhoney Sorry 😘 @headbanginhoney One moreSummoning circle, hope this works:                        🕯               🕯              🕯        🕯             … https://t.co/ww1tGj7rCh
2/25
2020
Windows down kind of day https://t.co/bpCdmH3BTB
2/22
2020
@jbwdn 100% acceptableNORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST NORMALIZE PUPPY CHOW FOR BREAKFAST NORMALIZE… https://t.co/3LPrrxKjAy
2/20
2020

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