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Itās a new day in America.
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Why is my urge to play @PokemonGoApp highest when Iām at work
āGuess who can still tweet motherfuc-ā https://t.co/RPUWk5sCw7
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisIāve had 4400 ML of water in 2 hours am I gonna drown myself

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.
Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & re⦠https://t.co/wRoRDopWYL
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the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the⦠https://t.co/ie9NNkukMz
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5 3070s and 5 3090s
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Ten winners by January tenth! https://t.co/zh8BbpZGGG
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My girlfriendās kids told me they loved me yesterday and I just š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
I wish there was an easier way to transfer windows from an old computer to a new one without a boot drive
Sony paid the government to give people $600 so everyone can buy PS5's
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisWhen will it stop itching?

I hate how situationally necessary I am at work @BurgerKing out here forgetting the bacon and cheese on a chicken bacon and cheese sandwich https://t.co/DS161c69TS
@AFintastic If it goes to 667 Iām unfollowing
Imagine being a part of the sales team and not getting a bonus check like everyone elseLost a real one today yāall https://t.co/90DVdxJlOm
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If ya live in Michigan, 10 PM - 1AM tonight, theres a strong possibility of seeing THE aurora borealis https://t.co/yEDTZuOi8B
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Boba Fett is a fucking badass @AFintastic lmfao bro pls throw
Iāve eaten so many sour patch kids today someone send help
Man... If I could pull 1 video game perk into real life... JUST ONE!!
It would be well rested from Skyrim š
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@A_dmg04 https://t.co/p70pHDYtOxI wasnāt expecting to hear dial up sounds this morning what the fuckWhy in the actual fuck are we playing hey there Delilah in the showroom
I just bought myself my Christmas present(s)
My managers are talking about mail in ballots I wanna fucking quitJust call me the suppressor
Me on Black Friday when I see a little kid holding the last PS5 https://t.co/lGts0VII87
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisWhoever made this fake tree shed like a real tree needs their kneecaps removed

Deep Stone Crypt is the best raid Iāve ever played. Gg @Bungie
I just watched mufasa die in HD and Iām not okay
In the #NoCountryForOldMen novel, Sheriff Bell says the dope-dealers previously shot & killed a federal judge in Sa⦠https://t.co/ff3LkTOAJM
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First trailer for the live-action āTom and Jerryā movie https://t.co/ouAbIkpxvj
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisBrooooo https://t.co/90f6g7jIEJ

So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now aināt no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme šš
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@AFintastic Who are you
@realDonaldTrump As an Indian, no thanks.Big Gretch knows what up https://t.co/hDCeCTXdrZI need a ps5 I need demons souls
It be like that https://t.co/RzCWbP27NM
Scalpers can suck my dick @Walmart the fuck dude @DatBabyStirling Bro you gotta SEE the airflow
If you canāt do your own technology delivery you shouldnāt be allowed to sell cars
@Bungie how you gonna do my boy @AFintastic like thatDestiny 2: Beyond Light Loadin Screen Sim https://t.co/xo8iR21KKo
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisI am destiny 2: beyond excited right now
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisDestiny 2 Live Event ending cutscene! https://t.co/Ii9oYErel6
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Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by fa⦠https://t.co/I8GuVbsvPY
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Now Iāll actually be happy when I get my citizenship @duckynora Not for this reason @realDonaldTrump bye bitchDid he stutter? https://t.co/u7EefFqMLC
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisMe today https://t.co/kNE4v8Xx0k
Retweeted by Quarter life crisispov: tr*mp sitting in the moving truck leaving the white house https://t.co/n8qusuVXo1
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Boiiiii if Biden win this I canāt wait to start telling trump supports ārespect him thatās your president, if you d⦠https://t.co/X9AIGo94EY
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisBye bitchlol Jim Acosta calling Trump a sore loser as he walks out https://t.co/0FAZEImvfX
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisSo ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a frien⦠https://t.co/Z55BX6IFWu
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisNevada pls



@kanyewest https://t.co/2bPDvmP5AwWe never wanted him to visit anyway https://t.co/XY3GeYNjxOAll these people saying theyāre moving if Biden wins better keep that promiseIf Michigan goes blue itās over, Biden has it. https://t.co/DceSo8BHrsI need to stop refreshinghttps://t.co/Ko2dR1Yd5y
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez has officially been re-elected to congress #AOC #2020Elections https://t.co/5Ti7fPmVAs
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisif ur ceiling looks like this DO NOT worry about bidenās tax plan https://t.co/qTsZr1TaOU
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Iām going black panther š https://t.co/IngEoIFxuW
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisPlease for the love of god vote that Oompa Loompa out. If you havenāt voted I will personally fight you.

Blood of Zeus is exactly the amount of Greek mythology I needed right now
I saw some flurries and Iām not about it
@Newegg dropping the ball yet again
@TheRock I need you to go to a friends house in NY and yell shut up bitch at himI ate a package of expired seaweed how sick will I be in the morning: a game
Iām officially old. My bones hurt because itās cold.
Everyone I work with is a fucking trump supporterāI am the least racist person in this roomā oh my god shut up"I'm not a typical politician." You're NOT a politician.This fog is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
Iāve been at work for 2 hours and Iāve already done 8 hours worth of work send me home
@AOC on twitch was the best part of my day
@vintagedream14 Switch it up on em one dayLoving my new glasses but low key lookin like this https://t.co/Ai8zl1MTTs
@MichaellaWilli3 Not if you havenāt had tequila since 2019 but you right, more shots! https://t.co/dXik6c4Z0Z @AeonHarvel I mean sometimes if itās 4 amTequila is not the play tonightIf this doesn't motivate you to vote #BidenHarris2020, NOTHING will. https://t.co/U2oWdNaVcL
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