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@AFintastic https://t.co/P0Np9sfhj6
1/21
2021
It’s a new day in America.
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1/20
2021
Why is my urge to play @PokemonGoApp highest when I’m at work
1/15
2021
“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-” https://t.co/RPUWk5sCw7
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisI’ve had 4400 ML of water in 2 hours am I gonna drown myself
1/9
2021
@AFintastic Aight https://t.co/FnZJcDD98p
1/8
2021
I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & re… https://t.co/wRoRDopWYL
Retweeted by Quarter life crisister·ror·ism /ˈterəˌrizəm/ noun the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the… https://t.co/ie9NNkukMz
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1/6
2020
Got 10! 5 3070s and 5 3090s Retweet for chance to win one! Ten winners by January tenth! https://t.co/zh8BbpZGGG
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12/31
2020
My girlfriend’s kids told me they loved me yesterday and I just 🥺🥺🥺
12/27
2020
I wish there was an easier way to transfer windows from an old computer to a new one without a boot drive
12/26
2020
Sony paid the government to give people $600 so everyone can buy PS5's
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisWhen will it stop itching?
12/24
2020
I hate how situationally necessary I am at work @BurgerKing out here forgetting the bacon and cheese on a chicken bacon and cheese sandwich https://t.co/DS161c69TS
12/19
2020
@AFintastic If it goes to 667 I’m unfollowing
12/12
2020
Imagine being a part of the sales team and not getting a bonus check like everyone elseLost a real one today y’all https://t.co/90DVdxJlOm
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12/11
2020
If ya live in Michigan, 10 PM - 1AM tonight, theres a strong possibility of seeing THE aurora borealis https://t.co/yEDTZuOi8B
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12/9
2020
Boba Fett is a fucking badass @AFintastic lmfao bro pls throw
12/6
2020
I’ve eaten so many sour patch kids today someone send help
12/5
2020
Man... If I could pull 1 video game perk into real life... JUST ONE!! It would be well rested from Skyrim 😂 That… https://t.co/Z2MrcTuC9h
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12/3
2020
@A_dmg04 https://t.co/p70pHDYtOxI wasn’t expecting to hear dial up sounds this morning what the fuckWhy in the actual fuck are we playing hey there Delilah in the showroom
12/2
2020
I just bought myself my Christmas present(s)
11/27
2020
My managers are talking about mail in ballots I wanna fucking quitJust call me the suppressor
11/25
2020
Me on Black Friday when I see a little kid holding the last PS5 https://t.co/lGts0VII87
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisWhoever made this fake tree shed like a real tree needs their kneecaps removed
11/24
2020
Deep Stone Crypt is the best raid I’ve ever played. Gg @Bungie
11/22
2020
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11/21
2020
I just watched mufasa die in HD and I’m not okay
11/20
2020
In the #NoCountryForOldMen novel, Sheriff Bell says the dope-dealers previously shot & killed a federal judge in Sa… https://t.co/ff3LkTOAJM
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11/18
2020
First trailer for the live-action ‘Tom and Jerry’ movie https://t.co/ouAbIkpxvj
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisBrooooo https://t.co/90f6g7jIEJ
11/17
2020
So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain’t no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme 😌😌
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11/16
2020
@AFintastic Who are you
11/15
2020
@realDonaldTrump As an Indian, no thanks.Big Gretch knows what up https://t.co/hDCeCTXdrZI need a ps5 I need demons souls
11/14
2020
It be like that https://t.co/RzCWbP27NM
11/13
2020
Scalpers can suck my dick @Walmart the fuck dude @DatBabyStirling Bro you gotta SEE the airflow
11/12
2020
If you can’t do your own technology delivery you shouldn’t be allowed to sell cars
11/11
2020
@Bungie how you gonna do my boy @AFintastic like thatDestiny 2: Beyond Light Loadin Screen Sim https://t.co/xo8iR21KKo
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisI am destiny 2: beyond excited right now
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisDestiny 2 Live Event ending cutscene! https://t.co/Ii9oYErel6
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11/10
2020
Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by fa… https://t.co/I8GuVbsvPY
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisBRO https://t.co/DYTSKJEpe1
11/8
2020
Now I’ll actually be happy when I get my citizenship @duckynora Not for this reason @realDonaldTrump bye bitchDid he stutter? https://t.co/u7EefFqMLC
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisMe today https://t.co/kNE4v8Xx0k
Retweeted by Quarter life crisispov: tr*mp sitting in the moving truck leaving the white house https://t.co/n8qusuVXo1
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11/7
2020
Boiiiii if Biden win this I can’t wait to start telling trump supports “respect him that’s your president, if you d… https://t.co/X9AIGo94EY
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisBye bitchlol Jim Acosta calling Trump a sore loser as he walks out https://t.co/0FAZEImvfX
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisSo ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a frien… https://t.co/Z55BX6IFWu
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisNevada pls
11/6
2020
@kanyewest https://t.co/2bPDvmP5AwWe never wanted him to visit anyway https://t.co/XY3GeYNjxOAll these people saying they’re moving if Biden wins better keep that promiseIf Michigan goes blue it’s over, Biden has it. https://t.co/DceSo8BHrsI need to stop refreshinghttps://t.co/Ko2dR1Yd5y
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez has officially been re-elected to congress #AOC #2020Elections https://t.co/5Ti7fPmVAs
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisif ur ceiling looks like this DO NOT worry about biden’s tax plan https://t.co/qTsZr1TaOU
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11/4
2020
@AFintastic https://t.co/FjmHVcRWQw
11/3
2020
I’m going black panther 🐆 https://t.co/IngEoIFxuW
Retweeted by Quarter life crisisPlease for the love of god vote that Oompa Loompa out. If you haven’t voted I will personally fight you.
11/2
2020
Blood of Zeus is exactly the amount of Greek mythology I needed right now
11/1
2020
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10/31
2020
I saw some flurries and I’m not about it
10/30
2020
@Newegg dropping the ball yet again
10/29
2020
3 more daysMake your voice heard. https://t.co/KXfzKSdeGg
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10/28
2020
@TheRock I need you to go to a friends house in NY and yell shut up bitch at himI ate a package of expired seaweed how sick will I be in the morning: a game
10/27
2020
I’m officially old. My bones hurt because it’s cold.
10/26
2020
@JoeBiden https://t.co/pN1YjXmgdl
10/24
2020
Everyone I work with is a fucking trump supporter“I am the least racist person in this room” oh my god shut up"I'm not a typical politician." You're NOT a politician.This fog is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
10/23
2020
I’ve been at work for 2 hours and I’ve already done 8 hours worth of work send me home
10/22
2020
@AOC on twitch was the best part of my day
10/21
2020
@vintagedream14 Switch it up on em one dayLoving my new glasses but low key lookin like this https://t.co/Ai8zl1MTTs
10/19
2020
@MichaellaWilli3 Not if you haven’t had tequila since 2019 but you right, more shots! https://t.co/dXik6c4Z0Z @AeonHarvel I mean sometimes if it’s 4 amTequila is not the play tonightIf this doesn't motivate you to vote #BidenHarris2020, NOTHING will. https://t.co/U2oWdNaVcL
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10/17
2020

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