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Writer (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, President Show, Adam Ruins Everything, Nintendo, Marvel, Tonight Show, Bill Nye, Onion, SNL, IGN), Comedian, Sorry

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Joined Twitter 11/4/08


yes and thank you https://t.co/y7YVR92eqeLast night the North Bergen High School in New Jersey put on 'Alien' as their school play and it looks absolutely i… https://t.co/WasIbmHpXV
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @GusLanzetta Aww geez! @BrianStack153 It was a different timeHey I’m on a panel about writing for television tomorrow at @caveatnyc with far better people. https://t.co/NonW6vz2O5my brother was a more charismatic child than me https://t.co/UonpcrKadF @kumailn @PlayablePodcast The fuck @GriffLightning Right? That movie @MarcSnetiker SameMUELLER: “I have completed my years-long report, the thing millions of you have been awaiting.” AMERICANS: “We hav… https://t.co/46LXyp34V7 @NYDailyNews WhatI can’t go to a fucking movie without emerging and finding out some *other* batshit story is going on https://t.co/HC6C0mMscy @ronnychieng But also congrats!
3/23
2019
@BrianStack153 That art style is so iconic, almost like that’s what you grew up thinking comedy looked likeI know everyone is busy or whatever but I still think about this tweet maybe once a week https://t.co/jD1KlnmLOo @jonlovett @zachheltzel Really different views on how much he enjoyed that gameSeeing “Us” in an hour and preparing by being afraid my whole lifeOh no. In his report, Mueller says “Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is certainly a good game but not quite up to From Sof… https://t.co/uTei59C0Gr*congress opens the mueller report with monastic reverence. they read* “Webster’s dictionary defines a report as a… https://t.co/p64vYXUMuEThe American people deserve to know whether Robert Mueller put a plastic cover on his report @TimGettys The solution, I have found, is to have no friendsHere's Laura Ingraham displaying my face to 2.5 million viewers and calling me a "little journo-terrorist." I am… https://t.co/x5mijcHGbK
Retweeted by Mike DruckerNEW YORK: My Obituary Show returns on April 4th at 7:30 at @QEDAstoria! See comedians read about how they died. F… https://t.co/2U8MCGSBFA @Sameermon Still works tbh @Sameermon This tweet speaks to me @BrianStack153 @jonwurster @ThatEricAlper Are you guys talking about the Whoopi Goldberg movie Jumpin’ Jack Flash?*trump hits self with golf club* TRUMP: What happened, sir? CADDY: I don’t know, you idiot! *they look at their… https://t.co/guZhqUSTZVAmazing metaphor going on right here https://t.co/A83F23ltchcan’t wait to be a loser toreador like when I was a teenager https://t.co/5lEDBr2EaU
3/22
2019
holy shit they really tried going with “unions are cultural appropriation” https://t.co/31dpzxrHFgA Tale of Two Countries https://t.co/mKFpAWM2p3
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @karengeier @grantpa @AOC Oh noooooooohttps://t.co/ZZuqGIn8hg
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @YoMikeBrown I’m bad at the same shit. I just struggle with it. Not even that I’m above it. I just suck at it.I love that the two angles conservatives have on @AOC are 1) She’s a nobody with no power and no experience who s… https://t.co/mzEZ7nTmc1 @johnlevenstein @jenstatsky @ira That’s some bonkers math. Especially “per assignment”I’m sorry people don’t respect your work for Quillette, the blog that exists to make poor racists believe that rich… https://t.co/woK8ig6qtM
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @YoMikeBrown I’m bad at networking and get stressed at parties so I know how you feel about fading away like Marty McFly in the photographStill thinking about what would’ve happened if John McCain *did* come back to thank Trump for the funeral @louisvirtel @SelenaCoppock WOWThis is such great news https://t.co/bWAv6Hvb3TThis editorial aside in the @nytimes article about the upcoming @BillandTed3 film is in fact 100% accurate.… https://t.co/UXt6gXilgX
Retweeted by Mike DruckerHahahah. https://t.co/3jPz72Q6CU
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @leighalexander This looks great
3/21
2019
@GhostofTim @blurrygil @JCDotface I miss you folks too!People will die from this. https://t.co/sFjPBu2S4R
Retweeted by Mike DruckerGoogle: We will deliver AAA games that look better than ever before straight to your computer, phone, or television… https://t.co/joEejge5lVThis is just so exciting for me https://t.co/eQI7XwKttzI'm a 35-year-old man who just quietly whispered "oh fuck" at the trailer for a Legend of Zelda rhythm game / seque… https://t.co/jGTV1ZZRotI hope this is your whole feed today. Lets hook our boy up. Just saw him again this weekend and he’s back, guys. It… https://t.co/gMNq7EtHhM
Retweeted by Mike DruckerNot the point, but this image looks like an insane fighting game https://t.co/bdnhzPY83A @ChaseMit Sports fans love me because of my podcast “I dunk think so” @ChaseMit Distancing myself from you“A democrat president would reveal the 11 herbs and spices to our enemies.” https://t.co/YUlDStT2wS
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @meganamram @mattselman I’m so excited for this
3/20
2019
so my brother turned 14 today, and I guess this is a gift his girlfriend gave him .............. I've never been mo… https://t.co/jptVTpASnX
Retweeted by Mike DruckerOh literally every fucking time https://t.co/ZLQOh8bYV1I love that if now I mute or block someone, Twitter is like *leans in close* “hey hey they wrote something bad about you, wanna see it?”Yes https://t.co/zzE1v9Alkcah yes what I want in a gaming platform is definitely MORE integration with this site that shows you all of these b… https://t.co/nbxewCYU0m
Retweeted by Mike DruckerRemains of the Day https://t.co/rc3bPIBjl7 @LukasHeinzel @MaxScoville Because they've abandoned tons of other expensive projects that weren't immediately an overwhelming success @CBennett_12 @MaxScoville I agree. Google has just proudly announced and then almost immediately abandoned so many… https://t.co/pjEHlFT3C4 @PlayablePodcast @MaxScoville I do too! I think there's always room for new ways to play. I just worry about Google… https://t.co/rExvrFKtfT @MaxScoville It’ll work, but will Google stick with it if it’s not immediately an overwhelming success?Everybody should only enjoy the things I enjoy unless too many people enjoy it and then I’ll be mad about that tooFacebook announces plan to follow Civil Rights Act of 1964 https://t.co/m1Jqp7dUIh https://t.co/HgRtmuqPBY
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @heathercampbell I've 100% got the same concern. @IanKarmel "If I Could Turn Back Time"Guys, I just got this as a text message. I honestly don't know what to think. https://t.co/RvEDLLTUuK
Retweeted by Mike DruckerME: Stadia is actually good because it'll bring high-production games to audiences that can't always afford the new… https://t.co/ReZALNCIIb @austin_walker super excited for both art and game design to become undervalued @pablohidalgo I insist that canon becomes the last two are twin brothers torn apart by war @videograndpa Me too, Chris. Me. Too. And it worked pretty well!GAMES MEDIA: "Oh my God, Google created a way to stream video games! This will change everything!" CREATORS OF ON… https://t.co/GZKxYUmXxlthis video is like "Since the beginning of time, Webster's dictionary has defined games as what I did on my summer… https://t.co/y5CeGZLXhc @pettycommajared @Google Congrats! @Tw33tsByDr3 @blanarph @_celia_bedelia_ I, too, jump into conversations to make a point nobody was talking about an… https://t.co/1lPT4BBLp8 @MatteoLane @robertistheMan Can’t wait for him to also sing in Italian about it - WHY CAN’T WE ALL BE GOOD AT JUST ONE THING @onlxn “the will of the people is bad for democracy because of Ancient Greece” is a hell of a take @patrickklepek Oh my god yesME: I’m depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. I feel like I’m alone in a threatening world. DOCTOR: I have a simp… https://t.co/cZoxSRkFhII like my union https://t.co/373r18fZMiMULET.BMF https://t.co/USzukLBDLi
Retweeted by Mike Drucker*elizabeth holmes fake voice* Yes, I’d like to buy one alcohol pleaseHey lady! You know how to get people to trust you? Throw away that vocal fry, girl! Lose the uptalk! Adopt a husky… https://t.co/0glrSZBINQ
Retweeted by Mike DruckerThis is the whiniest man baby bullshit https://t.co/2MZJLDY7GN @annetdonahue @newmetricmedia Congrats! @ParkerMolloy The tough choice between someone who licks toilets and someone who licks bootsTom Nook sold me a house without a fucking bathroom https://t.co/jPaDO2Hge1Was this headline written by the mob?? https://t.co/x2MAu6kaeu
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3/19
2019
“Someone pretended to be my mommy and made fun of me and I demand 250 million dollars” - an actual adult man https://t.co/kKBWhN6CFf @MillyTamarez @LeisureSuitLinz Wait wait wait where can I get these video game candles @PFTompkins @Randazzoj @heathercampbell @JeffBryanDavis Or Paul. Whatever. @PFTompkins @Randazzoj @heathercampbell @JeffBryanDavis You’re sounding like a real Grover, TomI never do this type of thing, but if you are ever in Great Barrington Massachusetts, do not go to One Mercantile.… https://t.co/vL8kfANc8S
Retweeted by Mike DruckerAn important lesson on your Comedy Journey: not all feedback will be positive, but every interaction is an opportun… https://t.co/aLzk9Cejb1
Retweeted by Mike DruckerDon't sleep on the Counselor to the President actively encouraging people to read white nationalist propaganda writ… https://t.co/bmB6EfBVPb
Retweeted by Mike DruckerHating myself https://t.co/6Mfnn37eDFI know Twitter is bad and we tear each other apart over even the smallest of differences but sometimes, once in a b… https://t.co/FnlIWuxzQc
3/18
2019

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