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Writer (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, President Show, Adam Ruins Everything, Nintendo, Marvel, Tonight Show, Bill Nye, Onion, SNL, IGN), Comedian, Sorry

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Joined Twitter 11/4/08


there is nothing more terrifying than this book https://t.co/ZFaKIDasHGIf you’re rich and they try to prosecute you for a crime you can just put up your hand and say “Oh no thank you” li… https://t.co/5cozszbPIP
Retweeted by Mike Druckerthe next Tinder Live is two weeks away and has an incredible line-up of @AkilahObviously @jestom @mychalsmith weigh… https://t.co/9N5CrvnpCR
Retweeted by Mike DruckerThe perfect summary of American discourse on far right extremism https://t.co/IHlc7YLL0P Like a Federalist or Natio… https://t.co/82lG1mEEyF
Retweeted by Mike Drucker“You should be a writer” https://t.co/HNNjY4CNOSThis is so great https://t.co/3B83dQmL41
5/26
2019
If trans people have any hope of making it through these next few years in one piece, we’re going to need a lot of… https://t.co/eTH1lfeD84
Retweeted by Mike DruckerIf only there were some type of large boat that could have protected it during a flood https://t.co/Rt6m2RjcA9 @MikeOBrienXOXO Ugh such a good show too
5/25
2019
@TJPOWERuloveit Oh my god!This is the same game plan with @SpeakerPelosi as with @HillaryClinton . Allude that she’s sick, a general sicknes… https://t.co/XH8me7T3kv
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5/24
2019
Hey! I have been full-time on site at @gameinformer for almost four weeks now with a team of @GameHistoryOrg volunt… https://t.co/HlMBx4PLlS
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @Scott_Bromley I won’t spoil the fact you’re rightThis is the best https://t.co/Z7I8J0HEmrSeeing some 'playdate won't be a serious console contender' hot takes and... like... no? But get out of that darwin… https://t.co/IikH1uGFxf
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @BAKKOOONN Oh wow @sandentotten I know!Finally, a game platform that plays to my primary strength: crankin’ it. https://t.co/C0MUwCmzGB
Retweeted by Mike DruckerGod, this would be so much fun. #SaveTheTick https://t.co/liGtmBdCQT
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @EricaFails This is amazing! @MikeDrucker Rewatched this year and immediately had to draw these https://t.co/rvtFpux1UN
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @RonFunches @benmekler @oculus I do because it’s totally wireless and the setup is far easier. Steam / Vive / PS4 /… https://t.co/dwN1a3TxwE @moehlert @McKelvie Nah, I don’t read shit drawn or written by fuckin nerds @moehlert @McKelvie WHOA NOW! @benmekler @RonFunches @oculus Ben, buddy. I’m taking a trip to a sunny, fun-filled city packed with social people.… https://t.co/KakWq8DCCi @Zach_Team But his performance makes the entire film. He’s perfect as Bison @RonFunches @oculus Ironically I was hoping you got one. They’re pretty great @megh_wright “Quick! Change the channel!” @moehlert @McKelvie Shhh what are you doing to me man? I was this close @RonFunches @oculus Goddamnit Ronald @McKelvie I’ll pay you 10 British dollarsIt’s such a weirdly made movie. A movie like this should not exist. @McKelvie Watch it againUpdate: the Street Fighter movie is actually good.
5/23
2019
ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @theferocity Ugh did it? Fucking hell. Everyone is a goddamn monster @Boweman55 I’m also the idiot who buys the same games twice @Boweman55 Super Hot on Oculus Quest feels like a whole different experience. I mean it isn’t! Same levels. But it’… https://t.co/4sXLE9Gxdx @Boweman55 That said, if you’re only using PSVR for Beat Saber and Moss, you won’t get much new here. For me, it’s… https://t.co/j6XvyivfJG @Boweman55 Well, I’m not sure I can sell you entirely. I also have PSVR and love it. I’ll say that I like this beca… https://t.co/AirgN3EG6W @AdamSessler You either die a dessert or live long enough to see yourself become savoryToday I saw the face of God https://t.co/9rgs3zZXeY @SaraDresses It’s great! @_CousinPete It’s gone @JasonBryanTweet @_celia_bedelia_ @raangood Jason, your plan is to control women’s bodies. There’s no reach here. I… https://t.co/llgMgc5U1F @JasonBryanTweet @_celia_bedelia_ @raangood I’m really sad for your daughter that you treat women this way. I hope… https://t.co/ynDMhPzQziEmmy is an amazing comedian and if you don’t order her album, I’ll come to your house and steal your fax machine https://t.co/Nn1zCxFHRA @notreallyjcm Someone’s gotta be sure the trash is taken out!Put this in my will along with no funeral and all record of me being erased from history https://t.co/eZIgU6uPrcSomewhere along the line, we stopped thinking of stories as constructed, contrived things made by people, and inste… https://t.co/ajS04i42zt
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @gavinpurcell @acarboni @Jason_Rubin I need to stop buying this stuff with my own money and develop a personality so people give it to me @gavinpurcell @acarboni Yeah. Walking around a space without wires is an obvious benefit but when you actually do it, it’s genuinely great @acarboni @gavinpurcell It’s really that good! I’ve been excited for this thing for months and it’s better than I thought @YGalanter But beat saber plays great. And lack of wires is nice for turning around in games and not tripping / cho… https://t.co/5MW1xDbybF @YGalanter The visuals are really good - they’re just not PC good. But they’re way better than - say - Google Cardb… https://t.co/XotuG3L2TJ @YGalanter This is the Quest, so it’s a self-contained one. It doesn’t hook up to a PC. The Oculus Rift S is sort o… https://t.co/ftevcVqKSO @gavinpurcell It’s honestly great. @AndyCobb Lower quality visuals (because lack of PC) but still good and wireless, self-contained room scale is amaz… https://t.co/RbXulR1CuZOculus Quest might be the easiest to set up, most fun VR available and yes I’m drunk and yes I’m excited by this du… https://t.co/kdfH3jAXAwThe Game Boy Advance version of Donkey Kong Country 3 uses the widely available Comic Sans MS typeface instead of t… https://t.co/T3aqkqOc4A
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5/22
2019
I already live in New York https://t.co/uA8Y4hlPPTThis was literally a Black Mirror episode https://t.co/YNyXCZbZE4We’re old, @agentbizzle, @MikeDrucker, and @Nick_Scarpino. https://t.co/JhBN04AUKs
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @americo76 @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino Greg 100% is more famous @Kinowolf @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino https://t.co/wWvwFb2SLn @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino We had dreams once. Look at us now. Three fucking weathered husks of me… https://t.co/fX8lOMHAVbFreedom-Wielding High Schooler Freedoms Down 16 Classmates In Latest Mass Freedoming https://t.co/hzFLj5IVJY https://t.co/noBuccriDh
Retweeted by Mike Drucker“How will I explain to my 12-year-old child who is being forced to give birth to her rapist’s baby that two cartoon… https://t.co/lYDZB7bGnk
Retweeted by Mike DruckerAll these profiles of Youngstown and I have yet to see one which notes that more than half the population of the ci… https://t.co/XzksSr1uRe
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @silkyjumbo I can’t change who I amDe Blasio’s campaign may have started slow, but he’s beginning to pick it up pick it up pick it up https://t.co/42Mc40wsYZ @clownfeuer I own it! @OllieGlanvill He’s not wrong!Finally, someone’s speaking my language! https://t.co/JUZiF1Ud3LCongratulations, you've invented feudalism https://t.co/9qIKaBUe1E
Retweeted by Mike DruckerStill laughing at this. https://t.co/CTUROO5Wyu
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Retweeted by Mike DruckerI don’t want to watch a show where any of the following happens: -anyone is harmed -animal doesn’t get what wants -… https://t.co/8OxSIBIzAU
Retweeted by Mike DruckerThis shot is beautiful and should be taught in any film studies class. https://t.co/yKo8WccnC9
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5/21
2019
@NatTowsen What did you do @Maroozk @dmartosko Yeah. It was strange to act is if her saying “um” negates a really good point. It’s an embarrassing intellectual dodge. @dmartosko It’s hilarious the middle-aged man who tried to make fun of a teenage girl is this sensitive to criticism @dmartosko Oh nooooo not a teenager making a good point while they collected their thoughts! The Republic is doomed!1) So now we have self-described “progressives” like @ggreenwald and @mtracey telling us that the threat of white n… https://t.co/cgXI6qWLZC
Retweeted by Mike DruckerYou could tell me these are all different photos of the same man and I’d believe you https://t.co/YFn9mEDmwk @jdiannedotson I tryShows take a lot of work. They take a lot of planning. Fans get excited, advertising pushes hype, and expectations… https://t.co/AxjIqL5Z7Chttps://t.co/Csix7ePIu4Still the greatest Queen. https://t.co/zqRS8vJh3D
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Retweeted by Mike Druckermy main thought on this so far is i hope to god “confederate” isn’t still happening
Retweeted by Mike Druckerhow I want to look leaving my apartment vs. how I actually look https://t.co/4EGbDR1dYB*tyrion flips through rulebook* “Oh shit. Guys, we’ve been playing the Game of Thrones wrong. We need to go back a… https://t.co/HXAuups1ld @timothycsimons Such a great jokeI honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔 https://t.co/brEVFYSwhg
Retweeted by Mike Drucker*jon snow looks into the distance* “I guess the real Iron Throne was the friends we made along the way”
5/20
2019
Hanna-Barbarry Connick Jr.
Retweeted by Mike DruckerGame of Thrones prediction: Dany goes, “My bad!” And Tyrion is all, “Ahhh you got us” And Jon Snow is all, “Classi… https://t.co/DDEUbOmt54Nothing is more THE INTERNET than me saying I liked Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, inadvertently causing a flame w… https://t.co/GonAFWkizk
5/19
2019

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