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five-time emmy losing writer for television, video games, and comic books. stand-up comedian. no funeral. mikedruckerisdead @ gmail dot com

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Joined Twitter 11/4/08


Same but instead of sex it’s watching a video of EPCOT’s Kitchen Kabaret at 3 am https://t.co/kso000BAmq @AlexontheMic I hate to be the one to have to tell you @ManMadeMoon Life size. Nice.and he’s still mad Capcom put shorts on Jill Valentine https://t.co/8ySdH3AiJBI know everyone is struggling right now, but I promise that one day we will get through this awful period of people posting baking photos @GusLanzetta I appreciate it more than you knowOh I hope @MikeDrucker is happy because I wasted an hour doing this https://t.co/aWm8K3viyv
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @mmurraypolitics Thank you, sir. This is certainly a both sides issue in which one side is wrong for making people… https://t.co/vhxkGqCr7pThis looks and sounds like the opening for a network drama about Tetris airing in 1991 https://t.co/V26BfFSmxy @kibblesmith @AllieGoertz I forgot all about this @benschwartz_ I forgot about this!
4/7
2020
Here's my latest for Vulture, outlining what it's like making a late-night show during a pandemic. (It's not easy.)… https://t.co/gPDlARMvgh
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @APZonerunner Yessssssssssss god yesBeing American means seeing a video of an insane British woman claiming that the coronavirus is caused by 5G signal… https://t.co/QBACPAgv5R @KyleOrl You’re a fake gamer @Remender Oculus Quest!
4/6
2020
The tomorrow in this tweet is now today! This is happening in 10 minutes! https://t.co/rXzJqyj3dEGuys, it is *okay* to not be productive while in isolation. And to find out how, please like and subscribe to my po… https://t.co/BrRRdSFCBP @tomtomorrow @EricaHayes87 Oculus Quest @EricaHayes87 It’s weird in VR but felt comforting because in a sociopath? @GrassrootsJill @People4Bernie @JordanUhl @democracynow @krystalball That’s really nice of you, but those other acc… https://t.co/UpvubXgsNJJust spent 30 minutes visiting my childhood hometown using Google Maps in VR while walking in place so - uh ha ha - I think I’m doing okay @ParkerMolloy Stoller is the fucking master of saying dumb shit (“Trump people figured out coronavirus first”) or s… https://t.co/LwgT6nMy42The first guy who ever saw that "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" painting was probably like "lol holy shit magritte you're… https://t.co/PjZGR0RDYI
Retweeted by Mike DruckerHow every person still hanging out in groups outside think they look https://t.co/hiPSQq86Mk @dandrezner @KevinMKruse Well, they definitely got it at CPAC. @mrbrenthoover No, man. No. But I worked 45 minutes on this. No. Come on. No. Fuck. No. @malkatz Depends on the mood but honestly? Don’t always need it @gamespite @johntv and anything I’d pay top dollar for to keep out of Jeremy’s handsThe two things that isolation has taught me are that most of my career goals were weak surrogates for the close per… https://t.co/touVbi5Sg1 @EWErickson Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @johntv I’ve done that for some old childhood stuff I had to get rid of. Intensely photographed it and donated it.Please listen to Satan https://t.co/SaedYPzZqz
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4/5
2020
Tomorrow! 1:30 PM PST! It's the return of @_StreamOfBlood_ We continue the adventures of our criminal crew with ga… https://t.co/Ed8tlrVSaj
Retweeted by Mike DruckerIf I don’t make it through this, please don’t have a Zoom tribute show in my honorjust saw someone on Facebook say “so we’re supposed to believe all these people are suddenly dying of coronavirus”… https://t.co/97EtRTUg5E
Retweeted by Mike DruckerSomeone added the GameCube intro to my unemployment graph & it’s significantly better now. https://t.co/c35hS74sok
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @itsa_talia YESToday we lost my cousin due to complications from Covid-19. She wasn’t elderly, she had no preexisting conditions,… https://t.co/UDa5wdcCNm
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @DewaynePerkins I’m so sorry for your loss. @HungryBartender Good times. Good times.Just remembered when the biggest controversy on Twitter was a youth pastor stealing people’s jokes @tommyjohnagin Hey thank you! I appreciate that!
4/4
2020
@SheenaOMurray Still feels unsafe to do it, too @SheenaOMurray I’ve been going at 5, 6 am to try to get there before anyonecleveland news has officially lost their minds... https://t.co/PgPw3OAC1C
Retweeted by Mike DruckerSome Sanders demands for "phase 4" of coronavirus response: -- $2K/person payments *every month* - 100% universal;… https://t.co/WthKcxHL50
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @JeffLoveness I’m so jealous of this, which is the only true compliment in show business. @mariskreizman Thank you for thisPeople with a whole backyard and a pool are like, “It’s been a struggle but I’m just doing my best to survive isolation”HP Livecraft HP Laughcraft HP Lovecraft
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @SenatorLoeffler @robinsregional Hey, I know you’ve received a lot of backlash recently but I want to congratulate… https://t.co/XH0eNUKM9U @gamespite Samelol https://t.co/Wwrf0soEzp
Retweeted by Mike DruckerNo time like the present to start again https://t.co/JRkis1HlCDFuck. There is nothing on this Earth like Giménez’s art. I’ve read through The Metabarons more than almost any grap… https://t.co/A27rZwauHW @triforcemeg You can get it digital and use an off-brand ring and leg strap: https://t.co/3usBLcrKkW
4/3
2020
“Since the beginning of time, Webster’s Dictionary has defined the coronavirus as a virus and when considering all… https://t.co/FXpkZNklDjI'm choosing to believe that drink next to Isabelle is a whiskey on the rocks to help her get through that bunny's… https://t.co/TpOIBjZjzq @eliyudin Half a dozen of one, six of anotherIt’s a business? Cool. Tax them. https://t.co/5f4Z6Wtnc7
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @MckKirk Do you have a third example because I haven’t done the first - you know it’s fine. Never mind. Both feel g… https://t.co/k2xZge5vS2Tune into @TBSNetwork @FullFrontalSamB now to catch my nationwide tv debut ! https://t.co/rEXOZIGCA5
Retweeted by Mike DruckerI am RELIEVED to announce that my best bud @bryanyang is doing all right! He's up and complaining about food just a… https://t.co/zFPJKmuj4e
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4/2
2020
RIP to Adam Schlesinger who, in addition to many other great songs, wrote the greatest fictional track of all time. https://t.co/CRodIGvKKi
Retweeted by Mike DruckerAnimal Crossing in March: “Hey, there! Want to build a town? We’re all friends here. Do what you want. The importan… https://t.co/cZ6zkStQ1E @alex_navarro None of us know how much of a struggle it is to pay people after the release of a game his own compan… https://t.co/rP77GUD5R9 @alex_navarro $5 says not greatTip well or get out of my fucking life. https://t.co/vVztVraiPd
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @agentbizzle This is incredible @Danielleri Congrats!!! @kshipwhitecat https://t.co/4XaGBbTyRw @MattWalshBlog Thank you, sir. I also think that a giant number of deaths is okay if it’s only twice as larger as a… https://t.co/zU0FH859Jq @neontaster That’s actually what he’s giving to employees now instead of bonusesusing this incredible stormy night wallpaper thanks to @leahbjackson 🌃 #animalcrossing #ACNH https://t.co/ogrDJq9rfQ
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @garfep @Leahbjackson Holy shit @crecenteb It’s nice to have the outlet at least @crecenteb I’m okay. My resting heart rate is insane, but I’m lucky our whole staff still has a job @crecenteb Gotta make use of that NYC apartment space. The other side of that is my bed @crecenteb https://t.co/mM27DTKFoA @bryanyang Holy shit. Feel better. You need anything? @joshgondelman Okay okay save your packets for the submission pile @aedison NO @TheThirstyWench We just paid 50,000,000 bells for a new IMAX theater to show a film about it @Jody_Houser So many. So many. @LiamBME He knows @TheThirstyWench I like this thought process and I’m going to work hard to incorporate itStringfish the moment it turns April https://t.co/xxQ6wzTzH6 @LiamBME What do I tell the other residents of my island? That I’m not good enough? Am I going to go to Katt and Cu… https://t.co/6mmDmx6UCS @lauraehall My museum is a fucking joke now @KurisuS It’s gone now since March is over. And I don’t like messing with the clock because it sorta takes the feel out for me @CarolineMoss Nooooooo @BerrakBiz @CarolineMoss Could always use another 300 bell fish @CarolineMoss You want some water roaches? Found them on a rock while digging up TWO HUNDRED CLAMS FOR BAIT SO I COULD CATCH THE STRINGFISH @WritingInBed Well I’m missing out on a stringfish @CarolineMoss PLENTY OF LOACH! ALWAYS LOTS OF FUCKING LOACH! @massoluk https://t.co/asmduh0KqYBlathers: “Hey, man, so did you get that stringfish I’ve been looking for?” Me: “No. Fuck you. Here’s a bunch of b… https://t.co/Bjk7V3uY4b @Abbykl1 Blocked @TonyAtamanuik You miss 100% of the fish you don’t fish - Wayne Gretzky
4/1
2020

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