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there is nothing more terrifying than this book you’re rich and they try to prosecute you for a crime you can just put up your hand and say “Oh no thank you” li…
Retweeted by Mike Druckerthe next Tinder Live is two weeks away and has an incredible line-up of @AkilahObviously @jestom @mychalsmith weigh…
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If trans people have any hope of making it through these next few years in one piece, we’re going to need a lot of…
Retweeted by Mike DruckerIf only there were some type of large boat that could have protected it during a flood @MikeOBrienXOXO Ugh such a good show too
@TJPOWERuloveit Oh my god!This is the same game plan with @SpeakerPelosi as with @HillaryClinton . Allude that she’s sick, a general sicknes…
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Hey! I have been full-time on site at @gameinformer for almost four weeks now with a team of @GameHistoryOrg volunt…
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @Scott_Bromley I won’t spoil the fact you’re rightThis is the best some 'playdate won't be a serious console contender' hot takes and... like... no? But get out of that darwin…
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @BAKKOOONN Oh wow @sandentotten I know!Finally, a game platform that plays to my primary strength: crankin’ it.
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Retweeted by Mike Drucker @RonFunches @benmekler @oculus I do because it’s totally wireless and the setup is far easier. Steam / Vive / PS4 /… @moehlert @McKelvie Nah, I don’t read shit drawn or written by fuckin nerds @moehlert @McKelvie WHOA NOW! @benmekler @RonFunches @oculus Ben, buddy. I’m taking a trip to a sunny, fun-filled city packed with social people.… @Zach_Team But his performance makes the entire film. He’s perfect as Bison @RonFunches @oculus Ironically I was hoping you got one. They’re pretty great @megh_wright “Quick! Change the channel!” @moehlert @McKelvie Shhh what are you doing to me man? I was this close @RonFunches @oculus Goddamnit Ronald @McKelvie I’ll pay you 10 British dollarsIt’s such a weirdly made movie. A movie like this should not exist. @McKelvie Watch it againUpdate: the Street Fighter movie is actually good.
ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @theferocity Ugh did it? Fucking hell. Everyone is a goddamn monster @Boweman55 I’m also the idiot who buys the same games twice @Boweman55 Super Hot on Oculus Quest feels like a whole different experience. I mean it isn’t! Same levels. But it’… @Boweman55 That said, if you’re only using PSVR for Beat Saber and Moss, you won’t get much new here. For me, it’s… @Boweman55 Well, I’m not sure I can sell you entirely. I also have PSVR and love it. I’ll say that I like this beca… @AdamSessler You either die a dessert or live long enough to see yourself become savoryToday I saw the face of God @SaraDresses It’s great! @_CousinPete It’s gone @JasonBryanTweet @_celia_bedelia_ @raangood Jason, your plan is to control women’s bodies. There’s no reach here. I… @JasonBryanTweet @_celia_bedelia_ @raangood I’m really sad for your daughter that you treat women this way. I hope… is an amazing comedian and if you don’t order her album, I’ll come to your house and steal your fax machine @notreallyjcm Someone’s gotta be sure the trash is taken out!Put this in my will along with no funeral and all record of me being erased from history along the line, we stopped thinking of stories as constructed, contrived things made by people, and inste…
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @gavinpurcell @acarboni @Jason_Rubin I need to stop buying this stuff with my own money and develop a personality so people give it to me @gavinpurcell @acarboni Yeah. Walking around a space without wires is an obvious benefit but when you actually do it, it’s genuinely great @acarboni @gavinpurcell It’s really that good! I’ve been excited for this thing for months and it’s better than I thought @YGalanter But beat saber plays great. And lack of wires is nice for turning around in games and not tripping / cho… @YGalanter The visuals are really good - they’re just not PC good. But they’re way better than - say - Google Cardb… @YGalanter This is the Quest, so it’s a self-contained one. It doesn’t hook up to a PC. The Oculus Rift S is sort o… @gavinpurcell It’s honestly great. @AndyCobb Lower quality visuals (because lack of PC) but still good and wireless, self-contained room scale is amaz… Quest might be the easiest to set up, most fun VR available and yes I’m drunk and yes I’m excited by this du… Game Boy Advance version of Donkey Kong Country 3 uses the widely available Comic Sans MS typeface instead of t…
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I already live in New York was literally a Black Mirror episode’re old, @agentbizzle, @MikeDrucker, and @Nick_Scarpino.
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @americo76 @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino Greg 100% is more famous @Kinowolf @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino @GameOverGreggy @agentbizzle @Nick_Scarpino We had dreams once. Look at us now. Three fucking weathered husks of me… High Schooler Freedoms Down 16 Classmates In Latest Mass Freedoming
Retweeted by Mike Drucker“How will I explain to my 12-year-old child who is being forced to give birth to her rapist’s baby that two cartoon…
Retweeted by Mike DruckerAll these profiles of Youngstown and I have yet to see one which notes that more than half the population of the ci…
Retweeted by Mike Drucker @silkyjumbo I can’t change who I amDe Blasio’s campaign may have started slow, but he’s beginning to pick it up pick it up pick it up @clownfeuer I own it! @OllieGlanvill He’s not wrong!Finally, someone’s speaking my language!, you've invented feudalism
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Retweeted by Mike DruckerI don’t want to watch a show where any of the following happens: -anyone is harmed -animal doesn’t get what wants -…
Retweeted by Mike DruckerThis shot is beautiful and should be taught in any film studies class.
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@NatTowsen What did you do @Maroozk @dmartosko Yeah. It was strange to act is if her saying “um” negates a really good point. It’s an embarrassing intellectual dodge. @dmartosko It’s hilarious the middle-aged man who tried to make fun of a teenage girl is this sensitive to criticism @dmartosko Oh nooooo not a teenager making a good point while they collected their thoughts! The Republic is doomed!1) So now we have self-described “progressives” like @ggreenwald and @mtracey telling us that the threat of white n…
Retweeted by Mike DruckerYou could tell me these are all different photos of the same man and I’d believe you @jdiannedotson I tryShows take a lot of work. They take a lot of planning. Fans get excited, advertising pushes hype, and expectations… the greatest Queen.
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Retweeted by Mike Druckermy main thought on this so far is i hope to god “confederate” isn’t still happening
Retweeted by Mike Druckerhow I want to look leaving my apartment vs. how I actually look*tyrion flips through rulebook* “Oh shit. Guys, we’ve been playing the Game of Thrones wrong. We need to go back a… @timothycsimons Such a great jokeI honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔
Retweeted by Mike Drucker*jon snow looks into the distance* “I guess the real Iron Throne was the friends we made along the way”
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Retweeted by Mike DruckerGame of Thrones prediction: Dany goes, “My bad!” And Tyrion is all, “Ahhh you got us” And Jon Snow is all, “Classi… is more THE INTERNET than me saying I liked Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, inadvertently causing a flame w…