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Remember kids, “conservative christian” is an oxymoron... 1 John 2:9

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@booburella How about the other Kubrick directed film, ‘ a clockwork orange’ the bed in that film???Yes I’m 48 and yes I got excited when I seen these .... fuck off. https://t.co/mCnLXzaR7C
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Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @ImChaunce @MysterySolvent https://t.co/9jYdfPL2DECharles Barkley is right. The only people who want to defund the the police are the limousine latte white liberals.… https://t.co/zYGcW7qLfO
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelJose Altuve is different this year https://t.co/CDmZoZBJVi
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @AmberJElliott @AaronClayBlue Dang split that bad boy with someone!
9/25
2020
@TerrellRansomJr Man what a performance in #achanceintheworld @Mi55K1tty My dream indeedNever forget when Allen Iverson did this to some people’s goat lmao https://t.co/orfmdXbaEt
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @booburella Henry: Portrait of a serial killer was not easy to watch. Had to pause a few times. @jamesjurassic65 @hmns That is 1 motley crew there. 🦕Please pass the Promoting Alzheimer's Awareness to Prevent Elder Abuse Act (H.R.6813) @RepFletcher #ENDALZ
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Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelOn September 24, 1990, 30 years ago today, our 4th studio album RUST IN PEACE was released! What are your favorite… https://t.co/fbYG2WqS1G
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @lhjw121315666 What?!?! There is a whole league in Japan. 😜 Do you like any sports? @ShuuVayu I like the new youtube video. You look so cool all in white. Almost like a superhero! 😉At this time, we would like to confirm the passing of Joseph Laurinaitis aka Road Warrior Animal at the age of 60.… https://t.co/n5st0kwwOb
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelMY ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL BROTHER. YOU WERE MOST OVER TAG TEAM EVER. WE HAVE THE BEST TIME IN THE MINNESOTA FOREVER I… https://t.co/LXnrhRA7cL
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9/24
2020
@ohemgeeijizzed Will you be my Halloween date?😍 @lhjw121315666 You look great in baseball caps! Do u like baseball?
9/23
2020
@ShittersFull93 @2ndHandBookery V8??? Did it haul ass? @ReturnofR ‘My name is Prince’ You gotta be a bad man to rock a song about yourself! 🤘🏽🎸I do not hate myself for loving her! She's still 🧨🔥🔥🤘 https://t.co/JTuYY95cRz
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @needchocolat Tease... 😜Do you want to get involved? We’re looking for some creative people that want to help us advocate. 💜 https://t.co/cArGPgVnFp
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael27 years ago today, Nirvana released their third and final album 'In Utero.' Revisit @DustyHenry_'s retrospective e… https://t.co/nhHe4g2BP7
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9/22
2020
@KPRC2 Love it!!! I hope it stops @ATTStadium so I can go see the @dallascowboys more often!!! How bout dem Cowboys!!!FUCK THE VANILLA HALF FRAP GRANDE LATTE WITH THE 5 PUMPS @Starbucks
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelStill don’t really have any words....feeling so much love right now, thank you. https://t.co/ZKpn46lLiW
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Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @JolinaOkazakiTV Get down Jolina 💃!!!What the actual fuck! https://t.co/Teyx3ZS0g0
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelHappy birthday to me happy birthday to me I’m still a fucking LEGEND happy birthday to ME 48 and still getting up people noses LFUCKING x
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelIt’s impossible not to be overjoyed for @danjlevy and the cast of @SchittsCreek its so richly deserved x
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Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelSchitt's Creek has won the Outstanding Comedy Series #Emmy. Thank you, @TelevisionAcad And thank you to all of you 💛 🥺
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelTHE SCHITTS CREEK SUPLEX ALL JABRONIS #Emmys
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9/21
2020
@Hazzatumbo Looks like a great show! @BlahBlah_Nobody I wear polos pretty much every day!!! @MyRockMixtapes One of my favorite songs of the last few years! 🤘🏽 @ShuuVayu Morning Shuu! I live waking up to your tweets! @ImChaunce @GasLiberty @JackLinks Haha, that stuff is expensive here in Texas too...Hey there #beer drinkkers, @SaintArnold #headliner Blonde Ale is delicious! Ah, 🍺!!! https://t.co/m0SZyGxnPY
9/20
2020
@MyRockMixtapes Gimme sum of that ‘Bad Medicine’ 🤘🏽 @needchocolat Buenas Noches bella! @Hazzatumbo 😍 @Hazzatumbo Aver, enseñanos! @lhjw121315666 Hollywood Glamour!!! 😍 @snhs2 @UHCougarFB @UHouston I lost mine. @snhs2 @UHCougarFB The way this kid is slinging it for Coastal Carolina probably reminds Andre of his ‘Ware Force’… https://t.co/yDVbrHlSES @marcmaron Happy New Year Mark!
9/19
2020
@AlbiCabrera @kexp Good Luck! Buena Suerte! Queremos rock!!! 🤘🏽 @SangaYonini ¡Ten un excelente fin de semana! @ReturnofR basket case. 3 minutes of perfection. @GreenDay @tbaugh725 Just saw the documentary on @netflix called ‘the devil and father amorth’. They show those stairs in the… https://t.co/ky07LXLUOnWhen you've had it up to here with 2020. https://t.co/F2qu6FvPsZ
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @needchocolat Those eyes... 😍😍😍 @HiliMiniVanilli Thanks! Hi from Texas 👋🏽 @swear_trek Having a crappy morning at work, thanks for the big laugh! @msbettiecrowley @TheRealElvira I think you channeled her just fine! @SmVanJoh Cum punish me in Texas! @MelanieBerress1 Enjoy! 🍺 @TimeOutTokyo Free at last. Getting a #tattoo in #Japan has been added to the bucket list. 🇯🇵In a landmark ruling, Japan’s Supreme Court has ruled that tattooing is not a medical procedure. https://t.co/OYKIwEUP0L
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @JohnnyG74664066 @worldly401 @HidalgoCounty @cher Run for office! Clean it up. 👍🏽 @JohnnyG74664066 @worldly401 @HidalgoCounty @cher Who said I believed they cared. I grew up in the valley. I know… https://t.co/uhjFsqCwD4 @TomKochABC13 Yes! I love the @Vikings Go Vikings!!! https://t.co/S7APVqnAuJ @OuchYOMH https://t.co/aC2I0kxoso @UnderJollyRoger @queensryche I have a couple of those! 🤘🏽 https://t.co/u73BJG7Nn3
9/18
2020
@worldly401 @HidalgoCounty @cher I believe Cher was talking about now and the currently affected people and what th… https://t.co/EhEHqzxByq @UnderJollyRoger @acdc Damn, that’s beautiful man! 🤘🏽 @ThatEricAlper Kris Kristofferson, born in @BTxRGV Brownsville, Texas. https://t.co/UJshSZ4qEk @DivaNovaCologne @1st_cd both!FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM GO FUCK YOURSELF
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelI played center field for my HS baseball team @FordhamPrep. This was 1944. I wasn’t much of a hitter. More of a swi… https://t.co/CGE1X35kec
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @HidalgoCounty @cher As a former resident of South Texas and knowing how neglected that part of the country is by t… https://t.co/24RnBBXOIshttps://t.co/NxYbXYCIWn
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @PhendoraBDSM Yummy! @StephenKing Are there turkeys in Kentucky? Find one, nickname it Mitch and have it run???Kentucky, please don’t vote for Mitch. I can’t stand to look at those jowls and round eyeglasses for another six years.
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @LilShishia Idiots...RIP Marc Bolan. Unfortunate in the US that he’s only known for 1 song when there are so many other great ones in hi… https://t.co/5Q4KNDqUoI
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelWatch the Trailers for ALL FOUR Brand New Blumhouse Horror Movies Coming to Amazon in October! https://t.co/hds3jhV4C4 @blumhouse
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @Mi55K1tty @EstherKuKu This reminds me of you for some reason... @booburella @HorrorQueenNeve Hopefully never remade, leave perfection alone!
9/17
2020
You only look at masks as oppression if you’ve never experienced any https://t.co/bDvI4miqXr
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelDon't forget, Dwight is going live with good friend @LyleLovett on Friday September 18th at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Ticket… https://t.co/EJXI2wSBu1
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @AKempAuthor Numbers in Houston. @Hazzatumbo Wow, ok. I am never eating cereal in front of you! 😜 @Hazzatumbo Carla, por favor translate: ‘me cajo la leche’. What does that mean?https://t.co/ee5WwavtFo
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael @AsaAkira @Pornhub @diegosansporn Finally finishing off this podcast, so entertaining with the questions you ask As… https://t.co/gS2UQ5AAGw @Jaide_Alicia Good for you! Let the music be your medicine, your escape. 🤘🏽Trump isn’t president, he’s basically a trash fire.
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9/16
2020
All the people that were telling me to “keep politics out of sports”, (which it wasn’t political at all), really in… https://t.co/AM3YX6pJ50
Retweeted by Mike, not Michael40 years ago today, Fernando Valenzuela, made his @mlb debut. Debut: September 15, 1980 (Age 19-319d, 12,006th i… https://t.co/LtQX6DZoxD
Retweeted by Mike, not MichaelThanks for this reminder @alannarizzo. What I recall vividly was the next season, Opening Day, when Valenzuela repl… https://t.co/hADHdfJ2u8
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9/15
2020

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