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Stand up Comedian, Son, Brother, Possible father to someone somewhere in America.

292 Following   268 Followers   6,317 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/14/11


@BRivera9_ Cause it’s been called all the time in the playoffs. It’s the first time I’ve noticed in the playoffs th… https://t.co/XW915I5YlR @BRivera9_ Especially when you missed every shot. How does he not drive to the hoop and try to get a foulTo celebrate Gordon Hayward’s new baby if Hayward Scores 20 points or more for #Celtics #BleedGreen #letsgocelts in… https://t.co/9xeZMQ33ab
Retweeted by Mike OBrien
9/24
2020
@iamcolinquinn Two of my favorite people @JoeyMurr Haha free money!!! @JoeyMurr I did over points rebounds and assists 22.5 @JasonLaCanfora just heard you on @ThisShowStinks and Sony Michel does not look like a rookie. He looks like somebo… https://t.co/NSLrRyUtHr @GDAWG5000 Will there be a Celtics heat play tonight? @MattKona @Dakotadamus Not with that attitude
9/23
2020
Breaking: If the #Patriots win 11 or more regular season games this yr I will give one lucky follower $11,000… https://t.co/l5YFvWPKvI
Retweeted by Mike OBrien
9/22
2020
I was going to buy these and I was informed I was not allowed to purchase them because they were “unnecessary” but… https://t.co/W583TRjXLm
9/21
2020
@GDAWG5000 That bills game was such a kick in the Nuts @jsucich Never gets old
9/20
2020
@SurvivingGrady Bet the over and give 1.5 by taking the Yankees and make money @KingRail2 @AnthonyM_4444 CHARGE YOUR PHONE!!!! @GDAWG5000 I’ve been killing the unders, but I guess they don’t like defense tongiht
9/19
2020
@Dakotadamus I’m inI will give a lucky twitter follower of mine $10,000 to someone if the #Celtics beat the #Heat in this series. Winn… https://t.co/2Ruxpm4JJx
Retweeted by Mike OBrien @bigjimmurray @IAmJamesStewart I got the video of Marcus Smart in the locker room. https://t.co/Jebhh2CjcA
9/18
2020
@IAmJamesStewart Horrible play
9/16
2020
@DanCrohn I miss when my alarm goes off on a Sunday during football season at like 7:30 and I’m hammered and it says comedy studio 8. @DanHellie @Buccaneers I miss him Dan @GDAWG5000 And the bears MLHey @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter how excited are you for the first Witching Hour of the year!! I think you should make shirts. @TheRealOJ32 @NFL Kill em today OJ!!! In fantasy though, not real life.As the only Molnar era former UMass beat writer at Patriots-Dolphins at Gillette Stadium today, this no crowd thing… https://t.co/vX5xHfC56D
Retweeted by Mike OBrien @MattVautour424 I was one of the Hundreds and Hundreds at those games. Wish I was there today. @dmorey @SIChrisMannix @Lakers @Disney @NBA And don’t forget China @SamJayComic I honestly did a joke about this during the last election wondering why people did this, would trump a… https://t.co/qpOp6cOkMmVery tough choices this morning, but I thought long and hard, and prayed on it and I’m choosing to stick with the… https://t.co/CjD46ARWcb @KennethWReid I wonder who won? @NewmanJoJo Because mailmen are usually pretty tall. @JoeyMurr what a horrible backdoor push for the over under in that lakers game @Hargraves24 @espn @NESN @ClemsonFB Please stop sending me bad musicI’m so happy sports are back, but I still find it amazing that all three sporting events I’m flipping to have comme… https://t.co/8QVk7GDvuZ
9/13
2020
Who watches any sporting event and is happy when they play an interview with a coach during the game? Does anyone g… https://t.co/06AWZRvlQgI love it when @Scalabrine calls out @KyleDraperTV for being an idiot.
9/12
2020
@hunt_travis @Chiefs @Jaguars I’m assuming this response is because of how creative and hysterical and nobody most… https://t.co/gFyaGp92h2So if only 25% of @Chiefs fans are allowed in the stadium and it’s 17,000 people, does that mean 170 will show up t… https://t.co/lMBsdNCDOu
9/11
2020
@GDAWG5000 Do you have a play for the game tonight? @Jared_Carrabis Rickey
9/10
2020
@danielrainge @isjanosnba The fact you didn’t hire him as a coach so he could live in the bubble, makes you a bad person. @KingRail2 They need to get something for him, but I agreeJust an update on my vodka soda diet, I’ve lost 12 pounds since July 1st and yes this is a @ZellerTyler shirt.… https://t.co/deVfR7yVAc
9/8
2020
@ShawnCarters @TheComedyStudio Ya and my name isn’t on it @KennethWReid I was just about to invite you to my gender reveal for my cabbage patch kid @ShawnCarters @TheComedyStudio Why? Because they haven’t asked me to be on a show???? @GDAWG5000 I hope my friend who is my bookie stops talking to me after this season becUse of you @GDAWG5000 Do you do nfl games? Or just props? @GDAWG5000 That sucks @jimmydunncomedy You’ve always had good thighs
9/7
2020
I love how they just stop putting the year on this shirt. It’s just assumed. #gopats @Patriots @BradRiter #Patriotshttps://t.co/RcqkAUAtsjCeltics fans when @TNTSirCharles says the raptors can win the series @NBAonTNT https://t.co/z8SSokSKEk
9/6
2020
@GDAWG5000 Should have gone over, lots of missed lay ups in garbage time
9/4
2020
@JoeyMurr the Red Sox switching their starter cost me 50 bucks. If they couldn’t upset me anymore https://t.co/GfYuPjaxjQ
9/3
2020
I wish I could get as excited about anything as people in @PopeyesChicken and @BurgerKing commercials are for their… https://t.co/5f6CGuDYPw
9/2
2020
@IAmJamesStewart Thank you for tolerating me, if I stuck with it I’d be close to 20 years. Respect the fact you stu… https://t.co/sbjFM3TNiI @GDAWG5000 I got it at 2.5 luckily. Gambling is the best
9/1
2020
Somebody stole my bike seat, who the hell steals a bike seat??? Do I start a GoFundMe now??? What do I do now inste… https://t.co/zLx1wsO9jq
8/31
2020
@IAmJamesStewart I liked it, but they need to get off the scripts, the AJ Hardy interaction at the beginning was painful
8/29
2020
@DanteMagic And a 7pm check out of the hotel for the Magic. @robot_three @SurvivingGrady My favorite Red Sox of all time, I want that @SurvivingGrady Mark Bellhorn. And I do have a Mark Loretta tee shirt jersey, but my pride and joy is a Rickey Hend… https://t.co/lLONwe5PGz
8/28
2020
@cadilks @mayercomedy That’s 1!!!
8/25
2020
@mayercomedy What about my thoughts? Do you want to hear my thoughts????? @joshgondelman If kawahi came to me and said he would only come if they got Paul George, I would tell him I don’t t… https://t.co/8G8NUeyBza @joshgondelman That Paul George trade was just so dumb @KingRail2 That was the dumbest trade when it happened and it’s dumber now and will be even dumber a year from now.
8/24
2020
@LPizzle And Paul George ruins it! Paul George is so over rated. I can’t believe how much the clippers gave up for him.hahaha how many draft picks did the @LAClippers give up for playoff @Yg_Trece ??? #NBATwitter #Clippers #Mavericks #nbaPlayoffs2020 @PeteNBCBoston if you want to use the story of my boat trip and how I threw up so it made us go back early on the a… https://t.co/h8reNJXoBn @PeteNBCBoston We did talk about it Pete but I was hoping you would stop the storm, but we got back in time. I thre… https://t.co/Mw6jC0J1gO @PeteNBCBoston IM STILL ON THE WATER!!! DO SOMETHING PETE!!!!! https://t.co/hL0TzeJByd
8/23
2020
@KingRail2 So I should stop live betting it getting the points
8/22
2020
@GDAWG5000 If they hit a couple 3’s the last couple minutes we had it @GDAWG5000 49 to go. I’m so pissed I meant to bet the raptors nets under I hit the over by accident, so I need this to even out. @DanCrohn Nice @PeteNBCBoston Thank you Pete, if you could use your powers and prevent that late rain on Sunday that would be some… https://t.co/h0njBlaVFp @DanCrohn No @KingRail2 I say the t wolves just draft Obi and they would be a playoff team @DanCrohn What phase am I???? @PeteNBCBoston if you were to convince your girlfriends brother to take you on his boat this Saturday or Sunday what day would you choose? @MrSeanSullivan This will be one of his credits when comedy comes back @DavidLMcDonough https://t.co/8P6cRFIqGZI can’t believe all these @NHLFlames fans left the game before it was over. #fairweather @DallasStars @NHL #NHLPlayoffsI wish I had the opportunity to have this horrible feeling. #uber @Uber #COVID #Boston https://t.co/aP6lvFqgfM @AndrewYang I’m writing you in @LangstonKerman https://t.co/jKlWIf9M5U @BarstoolBigCat #sheesh #problemdrinker https://t.co/L6m40vxPuN
8/21
2020
@bigjimmurray other than evoldi you should say who is pitching for the Red Sox but just say their number. Starting… https://t.co/no9E8stO3A
8/20
2020
@BRivera9_ I just started training as a ups driver, as biggie said “don’t be mad UPS is hiring” @p_walkk1 @KingRail2 When he couldn’t go on road trips was fantastic. @bigjimmurray @GraigMurphy Betting against the Red Sox. I may have to fill out a tax form for it at the end of the season. #thatswhyiwatchI don’t know what will get a lower rating this @redsox game, or Martin Perez’s My Story. For the record I don’t kno… https://t.co/PnVzqf8f0C
8/19
2020
@JoeyMurr *130 @JoeyMurr I took the -1.5 for like +139
8/18
2020
@NeLaX44 @JoeyMurr 🤗🤗🤗 Ryan Webber warming up for the Red Sox!!!! Here comes the over!!!! @KennethWReid @joshgondelman @BryanCooking Are they fun socks because you stole them from a three year old??
8/17
2020
@Claytweel I can’t believe I’ve never seen this.
8/16
2020

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