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Infantry FGO in USAR & volunteer for West Fargo Fire Dept; whisky snob, Dirty Centrist(tm), and know-it-all for hire.

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Joined Twitter 4/18/13


Me feeling incredibly seen at the moment. https://t.co/SodQYeHYNh @mynd_krym Ouch, what happened? @TomHeartsTanks That there is a good twete. @DDLindeman And I'm the greatest Red Teamer ever, as far as I know. @rarelyprofshnal @merii3 That's legit pretty good. @ASFleischman @NataliaAntonova And now I've had the nausea-inducing image of the world's pastiest sex put into my head... @MK_Milligan @wherermypants I could clearly see the post with those words in it, so he didn't exactly hide it. An… https://t.co/mXCSZFwr5Zhttps://t.co/sEIdJ8RT4G https://t.co/nw0gLJ2BkT
1/23
2020
If you're having a rough one, here's 23 seconds of Maximus snoring to brighten your day. https://t.co/UCFByuy6lp @wherermypants Insecurity and dickishness? @wherermypants Dude is obsessed with punching down.Finally saw JoJo Rabbit, and the 11yr old boy that plays the protagonist is absolutely amazing. Outstanding film,… https://t.co/qnRr867gMR$20 says there's also a post on this person's TL about Trumpism being a cult... https://t.co/ibzVWxaCZE @AmyKFGO You.. want me to get old? Such a friend, Ames...Woke up this morning and for about 3 minutes both elbows ached something fierce. Wife says that some mornings she s… https://t.co/wSPMcHZgWA @Papa_Parry @jaketapper Been waiting a while to use that, or is this a greatest hit? @jonnyklemchuk "Hi, Colin, long time/first time." @bang_unit @wherermypants https://t.co/Q2ybomg0imIIRC, Jorge Posada was better in the playoffs than Jeter, and still didn't have any Hollywood starlets throwing the… https://t.co/fQL9vMAFZq @The210Ellis @realslimsheyla Okay, did someone reimagine Pearl Jam as Vikings? That's pretty niche, no? @CJ_usawtfm The PC on the "LTC" behind him... @GrizzledBastard @earlyamhistory I switched to 11m after three years there, Sarge. @bettorstrategy @JohnMcRaeII I sure didn't say that it ended with DIV, but - again, IMHO - the line starts to blur there. @MichaelStahlke What if you removed yourself from that list, still the same? Kidding aside, an MI O that sees the… https://t.co/pRDb0N35l0 @JohnMcRaeII I've done a little bit of exercise planning (LSCO) at all three. IMHO, DIV is the where they meet, in… https://t.co/QRJLaVBo7I @leptopterygius Up until tonight I had successfully avoided everything post-Reload. I wish my streak was still intact.I finally heard "Some Kind of Monster" (which is supposedly by Metallica) for the first time and this is exactly why Cobain chose his path.
1/22
2020
@jakob_jarecki @ski2point0 @JasonKirell @donachaidh It's the purest, most enjoyable spectator sport I've found. Why… https://t.co/wiLqAuDA2V @ski2point0 @JasonKirell @jakob_jarecki @donachaidh You don't deserve Jonathon Toews. @earlyamhistory My first MOS was 12b, I got ya fam. @AndrewBucholtz @LSUcaligrl @donachaidh Plus the plethora of gifs for @TJOshie77 , MN/ND legend and American Hero. https://t.co/V9qncQYCZt @MK_Milligan @C130Matt I dunno man, I'm a planner that's been at higher HQs for the last six years. So I'm making s… https://t.co/g0qi7KXRPW @C130Matt @MK_Milligan Which one of you two was "Ted?" @9toed_Viking That's the only way to do it justice. And it needs to be HBO or FX. @valhallabckgirl That was a complex, nuanced novel that spanned cultures, venues, and long periods of time. And the… https://t.co/XoRqVfn6mE @valhallabckgirl I'm about to get my meme back out. I *love* me some Mr. Pitt, he's higher on my Free 15 than my… https://t.co/nTPB7rATb9 @valhallabckgirl That's legit it! If I have an encounter with a shark that isn't me looking through glass (e.g., aq… https://t.co/Z3BkYVo3Mz @valhallabckgirl Sharks are the only real phobia I have. Other than flying, but I just ignore that one a few times a month. @valhallabckgirl Also, I have to say that that's a lot of punctuation. Like, a whole lot. Scary, kinda. @valhallabckgirl It's the military parts, they're more unbelievable than the giant-assed animals! It ruined the vis… https://t.co/ASadFcqLg2 @MK_Milligan @C130Matt Usually just a few hours of pain and embarrassment, we're not Marines. @valhallabckgirl I put a lot of effort into finding this. https://t.co/06NsHBQgli @MK_Milligan @C130Matt Wait, is this how things work in the Air Force? "Hello my fine striped sergeant friend; do… https://t.co/MuTTHUrrq8 @9coacheswaiting @jakob_jarecki @nolab123 IT'S MY FUCKING POST, I WANT TO ARGUE PRIMARY STUFF WITH PEOPLE! @ski2point0 @donachaidh @9coacheswaiting @jakob_jarecki @nolab123 Damn you all for what you do to my mentions. https://t.co/eUS0C8PYhd @jakob_jarecki @9coacheswaiting @nolab123 I'll give $20 to whomever ends it. @9coacheswaiting @jakob_jarecki @nolab123 Holy shit, you guys can turn any innocuous post into an insane canoe. @HercNav130 @jakob_jarecki I love how every election post-96 has been "The Most Important Election of Our Lives™️".… https://t.co/PRPBbLLlOY @jakob_jarecki Best thing you've ever said.Honestly, don't pigeonhole yourself when there hasn't even been a primary yet. Maybe see how the next 90 days shake… https://t.co/3HoXsKnGgMSo one time @9toed_Viking had to explain to me what a "soft block" is (cuz I'm an old) and I'm sorry to say but I'm… https://t.co/2b8Lp5dYcOWorth it. https://t.co/wm9I626xCB https://t.co/f8p3qJGB4L @Kyle_S_Field I think it ties to this unhealthy obsession w/ firearms. I mean, I enjoy my many guns, but they're no… https://t.co/vITjrOwEM0 @S1Your I'm fine with the "Medicare for those that want it" option, which according to most Lefty Twitter makes me… https://t.co/Cfca4WXdbY @Carter_PE @bvanreet Somewhere in north Hollywood, Peter Berg's eyes start twitching. @S1Your I'll throw $50 that if a Dem wins the G.E., they still won't have MFA by mid-2023. I hope to God that ins… https://t.co/oEZtFmnzGy @Kyle_S_Field I mean, the dudes rocking the Right Wing Death Squad patches seemed to have some ulterior motives, bu… https://t.co/wGDh5HeC3w @S1Your It's undermined when you lie to push a political platform espoused by your particular candidate. Esp when t… https://t.co/DFQoqcyIZr @KirkBater Sure, there are outliers. This was more directed at people not wanting to see others' jobs for fear of shame. @rsanderlin https://t.co/mJgMt5bsje @rsanderlin Missy misspelled "Prince when he released anything."23yr old on the fire department is jamming to "Closer" by NIN, and this is equivalent to me listening to Queen or S… https://t.co/TEOxSi4Mi8 @Kyle_S_Field Putting people in danger for no reason other than ego? You're a PoS, and that's it. @Kyle_S_Field For no good reason, nothing tactical at all, he brought an area weapon into a large crowd. If engaged… https://t.co/xSd761UsUq @PlunkettPrime @DisneyCPT We all wish you had.When your political stance is so important that you just start making up any bullshit you can think of to sell it. https://t.co/mo16HfoDCX @JohnBuc08179594 I gots no flair, other than the Cord of Cav Annoyance. @milphilosophy You def should be proud to be a loggie, because you're important AF (no supply train, no victory no… https://t.co/I9yIYNuFzG @Juliebuggs21 "Victim blaming" to someone not conscripted? https://t.co/937WBsAdBc @Kyle_S_Field He easily could needlessly hurt a whole bunch of people. https://t.co/2ASOln2vEcIf you're not proud of your branch/MOS, then that's kind of on you, no? @JohnTOCradio I remember when you could walk into BN/BDE HQ and know exactly who was S2, S6, etc. It was honestly fairly handy. @Hurricane_Six He intended to intimidate people and boost his ego. But how do we know it wasn't loaded? The other d… https://t.co/DWgcK9RDLm @Hurricane_Six As to "what that is," it's the literal name Barrett gave to their firearm. I know that it can and is… https://t.co/sN53IdHHtR @goon48 I'm way too old to waste my calories on domestic water. @Patrick67327817 Checked your TL; nice of you to take a break from your anti-Semitic bullshit to ascribe false beli… https://t.co/n7BynL3QVvTo the real winner that called me a "gun snatcher" (whom I had to mute, because his arguments were a waste of anyon… https://t.co/9UMJzOGOyy
1/21
2020
@AEVanSaun This is good Twitter. @Your_CWO Also, since I'm a reasonable gun owner that thinks that open carry is tactically unsound and almost alway… https://t.co/IBUjR8t0Pk @Your_CWO I'm admittedly hypocritic in that I make fun of how many of them are overweight, but I'm selfishly allowi… https://t.co/FIhL53Zq9p @Patrick67327817 One time in an Infantry BN, one of our NCOs drank whiskey before going out to a qual range, and di… https://t.co/mbgpK9KEdH @moorerm And you don't get sarcasm. @moorerm By your logic, supporting DUI laws is akin to wanting prohibition. God do you suck at this. If you're no… https://t.co/WV2laPHma0 @moorerm I already defined it, it's just not what you want to hear. Keep defending these out of shape, non-servin… https://t.co/ampXzKID4e @Patrick67327817 If that firearm was taken from him, or if he's untrained and messes up, 1x .50 BMG round could pen… https://t.co/03yQDtU4Fj @moorerm The problem is that right or not, it's still unnecessarily dangerous. But you'll still defend a ridiculous… https://t.co/DGXuQJUoLp @Samoan_Attorney @majormarginal I could pull up to my local firearms shop and walk out with one in thirty minutes.… https://t.co/M2miZZ9gXr @moorerm I'm not the one who brought an anti-materiel sniper rifle into a large crowd. While he's posing, someone c… https://t.co/AW2PUMKVP9Even the lowly duck hunters have decided that 1 pistol purchase a month is an infringement too far. https://t.co/eWiTLo3rTv @Patrick67327817 That absolutely occurred to me, Mr. Account that randomly has 8 letters at the End. But I don't ca… https://t.co/BiISdmiP2h @TMillion82 Use your imagination, Tom. Don't give up on yourself! @CJ_usawtfm There ain't no strap that can overcome those chins.Carrying an anti-materiel sniper rifle in the middle of a large crowd of people... This fat stupid slob is the dum… https://t.co/by88EbWqpe @TCtheTerrible I can't tell which part you're referring to. @Empowlr https://t.co/ShQMQ2Dp2j @travis_view Ok, yes, they will be marching with Nazis but Becky worked hard on her papercraft Q that she brought f… https://t.co/lNaJ5tSmnW
Retweeted by Mike ObachSweet Jaysus, world. https://t.co/tFY59KS9vb @DDLindeman There was 3' of rock hard frozen snow across the entire deck, that might have been tough even for your three! @MK_Milligan @goat_path I can't see the OP anymore, so can't recall exactly what she posited. A commander wouldn'… https://t.co/xkTGqseBbX @MK_Milligan @goat_path For our side of the house, we constantly beat aRmY vALueS into every Solders' heads, and In… https://t.co/ZfWA916cNz
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