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Infantry FGO in USAR & volunteer for West Fargo Fire Dept; whisky snob, Dirty Centrist, & know-it-all for hire. Replies w/out likes will be treated as hostile

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Joined Twitter 4/18/13


@BreakParDDB @tomjonwilliams @AA_ATW @SNAFU_SGT Personally, I stay open because it keeps me from posting anything t… https://t.co/i1LMNTb5qY @BreakParDDB @scottjstephens @RPG_volley RPG is locked, so you have to ask him to see. But he's *occasionally* wort… https://t.co/t14WsC7ZEw @NCFranklin Sir. https://t.co/YFHgrsqDk5 @HercNav130 I'm just *shocked* to see veteran entitlement all of a sudden rear its misguided head, that's all.https://t.co/mDFdwtEOE2 https://t.co/DjFJAR0bsTLooks like it's time for my annual reminder that Jamie Benn has skating bitch face. https://t.co/Lp08ggJfGr @terry_go_online @dawg4life99 @ski2point0 I don't think I can legally ♥️ this within my own standards, but... https://t.co/uh6Msh0rlI
8/12
2020
@jakob_jarecki @HalpernAlex I absolutely adore how much Alex hates that I love his tweet.Biden just accurately conveyed the basic difference b/w strategy & tactics, and while shocked I'm legit happy when… https://t.co/LmvHCMUipg @terrancesavery My anger, like every single thing they tweet, is merely for the social media show. IRL, they don'… https://t.co/qYBwSuOr73 @HalpernAlex This is good Twitter, Alex. @terrancesavery Fine. But we can continue to mock their performative stupidity, right? @6stringandsushi That's true, they work for that.Me, after I spend 30 mins talking new Doctrine and then the staff still uses Mission Command instead of C2: https://t.co/R1qLSozKD2 @packtray Ehhh, that depends. I'm alright with a single slide CONOP for basic things like qual ranges, etc. It brie… https://t.co/SwKQewVR0D @S1Your If the CDR doesn't such, there are definite parts of the S1s running estimate that they should want to know… https://t.co/4h8bSB2DLRAnyway, admittedly niche twete, but it's my personal mission to kill quad slides to their death. And also make su… https://t.co/XGcRnx7GLGQuad slides for MA mean that you have every staff section giving their running estimate information separately inst… https://t.co/ddA6gSrlmvIf you are giving your boss quad slides in any MDMP brief (most especially for MA), you are doing him/her a disserv… https://t.co/wdQEIi9ZDB @cmcoglianese @dansukman It is, but it's the closest movie scene I can think of. I sure don't know of any clip wi… https://t.co/x2ok4rIp92For a tenth of a sec I thought I had the power. https://t.co/M8zjAIOmW9This website, and I cannot emphasize this enough, is free. https://t.co/dfkmjgMNHR
Retweeted by Mike ObachHey @Twitter I think this belongs on Facebook. https://t.co/IwYIM1DbVo @JasonKirell @ski2point0 @Diminishablekit @ArmyJew No one said you had to cover everything, c'mon. I'm noting that… https://t.co/fiBR2ccIwQ @JasonKirell @ski2point0 @Diminishablekit @ArmyJew There are literally Democratic members of Congress that hang wit… https://t.co/gfbGVM7TRW @JasonKirell @ski2point0 @Diminishablekit @ArmyJew That's deferring from the arguments everyone else has made, and… https://t.co/mAYNUD733s @ArmyJew @JasonKirell @ski2point0 Nope. That's giving them what they want, and doesn't play outside of social media. @Diminishablekit @ski2point0 @JasonKirell @ArmyJew Giving in to these assholes' subverting of symbols only empowers… https://t.co/vk1MZdGxik @Samuel_D_Ryder @wesleysmorgan If you were able to finish that book, than you are stronger than I. It was so over t… https://t.co/pqXtj5iodG @terminalyill3st hAHA, just popped up on my TL: https://t.co/Jaz6IoepFT @dansukman Asked the team, this is the immediate response from the guys: https://t.co/43pu0NSmin @terminalyill3st Oh shut up, you're doing fine - and we'd tell you if you weren't 😛 @dansukman Let me know what you come up with, Sir. I teach COA-A for my team and don't have any introductory video,… https://t.co/RKhGuh6bvL @TheIndyJagger @snelsonagain @adamwren @JoeBiden Karon, amirite? @merii3 @PlunkettPrime @LadyLovesTaft @CdtSalty I had a schoolhouse-trained intel O4 try to convince me that the "B… https://t.co/49so4WxMtk @wesleysmorgan https://t.co/mRfyMq1vk7 @andriedeja @HalpernAlex Goddamit, you made me ♥️ a short joke. @NatSecElitist https://t.co/GftzktgqfQ @goat_path @CJ_usawtfm It's like you summoned Goat with this.Pretty wild that we stayed up all night and yelled “Happy New Year!” for all this crap 🤡
Retweeted by Mike Obach @SgtRando @j_brownk9 Sorry, but from the first time I saw the video for "Walking on the Sun" I knew that I'd always… https://t.co/QThlCNR7mm
8/11
2020
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Retweeted by Mike Obach @Unit025 @CombatCavScout That series is exceptional, just great reading.If that Harwell dude from Smashmouth gets the usual Covid karma, do ICP and "D, D-I, & Ds" also cease to exist? @valhallabckgirl @brockway_llc Trapt has gone full MAGA in a desperate attempt to hold fans, and Sturgis is absolut… https://t.co/gDWQhmuwE7 @NataliaAntonova That's legit one helluva assessment.But seriously, Smashmouth turning into Twitter bad guys is the best thing to happen the last few months. All your c… https://t.co/cD7OdoTWr4Imagine being a Smashmouth fan. https://t.co/KFsgqkjJ70 @NKFinney @DuplessisBrad @mikejason73 Okay, so I got competition, no biggie. /whispers "watch your backs, gents" https://t.co/vN1Rz9fkpJ @agingerssoul @JamesGField @RPG_volley James is def the huggable one in that duo. @DuplessisBrad @mikejason73 https://t.co/eilwHulcWu @MichaelStahlke @MENA_Conflict I'll remember this next time you reference any song that's not from Cardi or Post, s… https://t.co/cLSM7SXAjc @Papa_Parry God, did I love the Red Line. #91 was my fave player, out there flying with Kozlov, Larionov, Constanti… https://t.co/s08XNbrPta @JohnTOCradio It's in my queue, you'll prob beat me to it.As a good husband, I better let Kel know that she's got some tough competition here. https://t.co/kn9xLAGldH @MENA_Conflict First line of the second verse to "Paranoid Android" comes to mind. @jonnyklemchuk @terrancesavery @S1Your That's actually pretty fair, I get that. @S1Your OMG, just realized I can mute the keyword OnlyFans. @Papa_Parry Have you ever seen the tankies on here? They're all completely delusional. https://t.co/3dF6wHx3dF @cgpoag The POLAD is always the untalented child of someone with connections. @goat_path You and Kelly now have something in common. @S1Your Speaking of sick, the entirety of your health coverage is Paula who used to work administration at a local… https://t.co/v8adyfwHnD @HarlanKefalas @MiCBarin JFC, that's so shitty.Tankies look at Q's inane crap and say, "Hold my communally-sourced IPA and check this out." https://t.co/8s3qsEJqcQ @ski2point0 Hartford, brah. @NataliaAntonova Seeing the Corbyn pic says it all. @IrishIceSP Well, Darwinism isn't exactly fair, yes. @Papa_Parry After you finish the leather, do you put it on and then strut menacingly around Whole Foods? If not, you're prob good. @MENA_Conflict ........... Goddamit. @GlennCraven @davidstanley01 They're usually much more tolerable, yes. The steakhouse I grew up in had them come th… https://t.co/DYYRP2lhjxNot-at-all Fun Fact: in the Midwest, buying a Harley & some leather automatically makes you both a patriot and a tu… https://t.co/MIeWLlrqIN @birdofirnony It's just a white chick screaming at a WOC cuz she doesn't wanna wear a mask.See what all those stupid 👏 posts have led to? https://t.co/pFZtF8Hbxz @JasonKirell Are you letting her get contact stoned here, or what? @puckthepilot @DDLindeman I've seen the start of that circus recently, and no one of any taste or self-respect woul… https://t.co/V5preKTJ5Q @_Dan_Ryan @puckthepilot https://t.co/OJqE5KbM5e
8/10
2020
I may or my not have ordered this. https://t.co/eW00w41U6K
Retweeted by Mike Obach @NatSecElitist Haven't found a whisky aged one that I like yet, but I'll keep trying. @man_ditch Very same @witticus10 I can't hear your response due to its immaturity. @ArmyJew NOBODY LIKES YOU, JAWSH!Checkmate, MoFos. https://t.co/gXXrxDeqZC @oneminutecall Me getting this reference: https://t.co/4QsjkZ6jMl @BZenzen @flight_wtf @TheWTFNation Exactly, this is waaayyyy old school. @terminalyill3st Literally you two: https://t.co/78HIsQ1zhuSo if your IRL is shit, does being edgy on Twitter: A- actually make you feel better about things, or B- make othe… https://t.co/u7Hd3v4qr5 @Jordanlyndsey There are a few thousand aging Miltweeters here that are desperate to remain young & cool, and they… https://t.co/pTgtnA7uuN @XOofXOs @IchHeisseMikey There are no pants more comfortable for flights, esp long overseas trips. They're so worth… https://t.co/Z3QPhchk6c @IchHeisseMikey Why are you attacking me like this? @HalpernAlex @austingcommons @AEVanSaun I mean yes, you can't pay for a latte here with a happy jig and the smell o… https://t.co/MBnMgmpJhV @ski2point0 @pptsapper @austingcommons @AEVanSaun Hey Ohio, this is Wyoming talking shit here. I wouldn't take that… https://t.co/2uVKVs5V1N @witticus10 @austingcommons @AEVanSaun Doc, you better run like hell. They gonna come for you! @scottjstephens And they let you be in charge of things? @austingcommons @AEVanSaun It's gotta be 63% of Miltwitter by now, no? We'll ask Russ when he's in here threatening you both shortly. @ResIpsa17 Jesus no, we have enough MAGAts already. Don't need them fighting with the commie dipshits on top of everything else.
8/9
2020
@massAndRepeat IOBC - in the height of GWOT - was nothing but a 4-month pre Ranger school. One tabbed/scrolled LT… https://t.co/SS3GZfJvrWCOL(R) Todd Fox was my boss in CJTF-HOA, and was the most inspiring leader I ever had the privilege of working for,… https://t.co/xGVRj6a9Wt @mikenelson586 @waitmanb There's also a joke to be made here about a certain Governor, but I'm not gonna be the one that makes it.Max is hungry. Brutus is pissed off about some G-D thing. So status quo has been achieved in the Obach residence. https://t.co/2NERAEeDmD @IchHeisseMikey Got lost AF here coming up from Benning to see a buddy at Walter Reed, so can confirm.
8/8
2020

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