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Comedian, creator of @flexxmag , https://t.co/nF4KHuD9hg , https://t.co/gJQdtOqaZH , and co-founder of @dafcomedyfest

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Joined Twitter 6/26/11


@zagvda Chill... i am good for it @zagvda I said i didnt have money this month
6/18
2019
@maxjeisenberg @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas From what i know carrol gardens @NotTheRealKris @ariellec @MikeDrucker @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas Westchester got… https://t.co/CY6azPcxyo @Diet_Hellboy Those eyes. That bunny will kill u @AliseNavidad πŸ–¨πŸ–¨πŸ–¨πŸ–¨πŸ–¨ @AliseNavidad Also marching band πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ @becca_oneal Dm-ing u my number @becca_oneal Hey we work really close to each other! Lets grab lunch one of these days! @Sharronica @becca_oneal https://t.co/py5fGqJkuFAs a straight woman, i apologize. https://t.co/XoxDPLvTSF @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas But queens is also good too! @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas Find those two interconnected but u hear you. I usuall… https://t.co/iVgaUZVeOZ @MikeDrucker @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas 100 percent @MikeDrucker @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas Staten island @James3rdComedy There is a theory that he is actually the sensitive artistic one @Diet_Hellboy We have to stan @j_bot @iSmashFizzle Dam @James3rdComedy ❀❀❀❀ @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas Doral is MAJOR jackson heights queens vibes tbh. And P… https://t.co/NwM8kaGv9S @AaronJergesDigi @Lydia_Beeyoobee @tombellino @dany_simancas As some one who grew up in hollywood and now live in b… https://t.co/VRU8X7Eh0g
6/17
2019
Who took this video and who the fuck screen recorded it ??? Smh https://t.co/hAzABLbbKJ
6/16
2019
@VladimirBlue @ellomelissa https://t.co/2qFt2R04sX @VladimirBlue @ellomelissa Yo i fucking SCREAMED @JayJurden https://t.co/4Abda8gVhK @davemizzoni Omfg @hidianachan https://t.co/NayvHcBD1HY'all know y'all would smash πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ https://t.co/xuQjrjG1NW
6/15
2019
Featuring @EwdatsGROSS @lizzzzzielogan @AkilahObviously @ginnyhogan_ @notchillgirl @thesteinberglar @MillyTamarez… https://t.co/78ku3KX4Xt
Retweeted by Whacktose Intolerant @AshantiWaybriel Yo i love that slang @AshantiWaybriel What does this stand for ?Ugh why did we learn about the canterberry tales instead of how to go on a date when 3 of your acrylics fell off sm… https://t.co/Nntnzx2N8l @BEEow @samlymatters https://t.co/qptgfMg3Ci @Rachel_Sennott Live being high at the airport @silkyjumbo https://t.co/iItgjP42Q9 @misskatesbazaar https://t.co/RCx28iQlO8 @MarciaBelsky Which ever one "loses the check in the mail" 🀞🏽 @crissles @mattRAZ @THEkarliehustle Girl apparently Meghan was on ig saying she still talk to Michael because "it is was it is" @mattRAZ @THEkarliehustle @crissles I am DYING TO KNOW @YumYumRJ What did the note say?
6/14
2019
@NahitsjustAlex Because alot of cult comedy is just shit that spoke to white men so hard they claimed the whole world loved it @zackeryastephen https://t.co/noil3rScWd @EatinistBitch They be saying it with bass in they voice too https://t.co/S765lhtLJmLifetime biopics are funnier than half of the "cult" comedy classics https://t.co/ZoxxONI2Ng @corihealey @DoctorJiggaWho LA is a fucking scam @casualafro They were from Europe. Can you imagine the ENTITLEMENT?! @casualafro Then they got off the train and they got their SUITCASES they were trying to regulate on me and they ain't even FROM HERE SMH @casualafro Girl I was on the subway and talking to my friends and a white guy asked me to "lower my voice" I said… https://t.co/iHIGOBBEWr @fantasfico https://t.co/KTUxO5UB4q @TooHodToTrot https://t.co/0TS7fFqTP7No one: Absolutely no one: Still no one: White woman who makes eye contact with me: I LOVE Lizzo!!!!!!!!!!
6/13
2019
@mij0andres https://t.co/tY851DcxLl @mij0andres https://t.co/P0tTasVoGO @mij0andres https://t.co/7yJQ2QMqic @mij0andres https://t.co/sb4LPxbi8I @mij0andres https://t.co/2NOG01yYjV @mij0andres https://t.co/QlEomz6MnF @mij0andres SAME https://t.co/I8l023EFh7 @mij0andres I can do this all day hunty https://t.co/k6eSj1qrhh @mij0andres https://t.co/vlsLru3q4a @mij0andres https://t.co/2c3qHdNuYf @mij0andres https://t.co/VFF204r4py @mij0andres https://t.co/f4cDo1gzMu @mij0andres https://t.co/LhPnhfUpxM @mij0andres https://t.co/PWPD6IPqHL @j_bot It's not your fault @erinhollyfenton He looked fun!Good morning https://t.co/htGn1U7s5q
6/12
2019
I love when all my okcupid matches form a community https://t.co/CwsnpXnTUx @nsilverberg @DewaynePerkins It's not @chenyanqing they are smiling @AliseNavidad She got her weed taken away at a Harry potter Broadway show @chescaleigh I am so sorry. ❀❀❀ @crissles Omg !!!! @raesanni NoI love Facebook https://t.co/UQth2nplfw @raesanni And no it is not by blood @raesanni One day I will tell you my family's connection to Jason derulo"But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more Just to be the man who walks barefoot on the Quad" https://t.co/EHYAfdDOb5 @bethanyshondark @nypost https://t.co/S6V5MqtbDYHow are you going to write a piece in DEFENSE of the woman who coerced an illegal confession from black children an… https://t.co/SpOMKLiXPxThis is like 90% of non black Twitter.If you do not respect the humanity of black people DO NOT USE BLACK SLANG! https://t.co/hcI9iPjxlz @YumYumRJ Toxic https://t.co/kunafRxpvw @mikecabellon ME?! https://t.co/Ig2iADUI4g @mikecabellon Did you move?
6/11
2019
@fatcarriebshaw https://t.co/iy5GTeBMjq @fatcarriebshaw You better hop on that G and come drop off my shirt @YumYumRJ @TimidWerewolf OMG RJ my dad did the sameSeason 7 of @dylanmarron's conversations with people who hate me podcast https://t.co/EfRdtsSpX7 @TaDeoAsojano https://t.co/SzieOCbh05 @TaDeoAsojano https://t.co/ATalSAFVeg @TaDeoAsojano Yooo the vibe Meryl and her baby teeth was emitting was OFFFFFF-friend complains about a fuccboi- ME: https://t.co/89WykLLcuU @MattBarats Dam-Meryl Streep smiles in Big Little Lies- ME: https://t.co/NzcTdLBF3P @maracharese @becagrimm https://t.co/hpEf5zBKGl
6/10
2019
@chenyanqing @djolder https://t.co/2Gw3AKyhb4 @eatpraylusk I did it for 2 years. I have ALOT of NUANCED thoughts @zagvda IPhones control the media
6/9
2019

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