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jjp @mind_butter san luis obispo

I'll probably have a Jägermeister

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Joined Twitter 10/3/10


This is what cold, hard fury sounds like. https://t.co/KfcWwCWQIg
Retweeted by jjpAn incredibly skilful dog being interviewed after dribbling around San Lorenzo players https://t.co/Aryngogb0X
Retweeted by jjp"It. Has. All. Gone. Too. Far," says @GabrielSterling with Georgia Sec of State after a Dominion tech's life was th… https://t.co/jmJcZJ9zFw
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12/2
2020
Metal Kenneth Copeland. The internet is undefeated...https://t.co/bxSn4adv3a
Retweeted by jjp @TinaGower This is where I go to be weirdApple pie is a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning
12/1
2020
@tylermac @lib_crusher Yep no problems here at all https://t.co/FDs0mzDIRy @zenxv @bridgetmi1968 Sounds like you’re full of shit @andylanechapman @ericstephen Evergreen tweet
11/30
2020
OMG OMG OMG 😂🤣😂🤣 https://t.co/jGSy9nPkPh
Retweeted by jjpClassic! https://t.co/fUMj6G2jze
Retweeted by jjpMe at the beginning of the pandemic: oh, we can make bread! How fun! This will be an adventure Me 9 months into t… https://t.co/gt3VEjdXtsCentral Coast local and @CalPoly student Evan Lalanne (Manufacturing Engineering) was paralyzed after a hiking acci… https://t.co/Zi8vEaNUY6
Retweeted by jjp @firagawalkwthme They’ve never seen so much food as this @firagawalkwthme The bones are money and so are the worms
11/29
2020
Seeing an old mask on the ground is the same as seeing dirty underwear or an old sock on the groundMy wife thought this was real for a minute which tells you all you need to know about this presidency https://t.co/HWjpLxBsZ2 @fansmanship The kicker for vandy? @fansmanship What nowThe best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes https://t.co/XuY80hCuNp
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11/28
2020
@Aramis99969222 @molly_knight @imjdsharp @realDonaldTrump Worst haiku I’ve ever read @rynprry You’re doing the lords workI made pie https://t.co/MDE7Ft4Lnr
11/27
2020
@MarinaLostetter Yes! I agree. Own it!
11/26
2020
Are you doing ok? If not, reach out and talk to someone. These are weird times... https://t.co/lPKVLbPkOY
Retweeted by jjp @Alyssa_Milano You’re fucking joking right? @tvdave Lol what is this photo
11/25
2020
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Retweeted by jjp @Lilys_Roar @atrupar I’m disappointed that he only has 287. @atrupar What is the official count for rounds of golf since he started? Has he hit 365 yet? @jasonselvig https://t.co/cfwZYeRiEB @fansmanship @kennygstevenson Justin Turner
11/21
2020
I’m sorry but lmaooooo https://t.co/j1ulDRqC5R
Retweeted by jjp @fansmanship @DanielBrim DH would be great but I thought that wasn’t happening this year but in 2022... @DanielBrim Do we still get to keep JT? I know we have to get ready for the post JT era but...the rudy giuliani school of law https://t.co/ntlqsRLGvX
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11/20
2020
@lindseyadler @MSGerardi @KunalKhaitani Are these reply guys? @marcorubio Me reaping: hell yes, this rules! Weeeeeeeee Me sowing: well this sucks @vexatag @NeilNevins It is so much better/worse than you could ever expect. This was on actual television. https://t.co/ykDOK5sxXI
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11/19
2020
Me trying to control the base runner on MLB The Show 💀 https://t.co/Jj6zbXw3Og
Retweeted by jjp @TheRealHoarse @marcorubio Jesus was known for decimating his enemies with mortar shellsCharlie Kelly pretending to be a lawyer, except it’s things Rudy Giuliani actually said in court today https://t.co/lGwSSPLnUw
Retweeted by jjp @ericstephen The Expanse
11/18
2020
"The whole country is trapped in Trump’s gilded and claustrophobic life; the days repeat themselves, failures arriv… https://t.co/Nvd8x75uys
Retweeted by jjp @StephenKing System of a Down - Spiders
11/17
2020
@Jim_Jordan Thank you for protecting our freedom to catch and spread a deadly disease! @SpotTheLoon2010 Was it youI WON THE ELECTION! @aravosis @DCPoliceDept Its like how you never see Clark Kent and Superman in the same place, but with racists @OlgaNYC1211 Looks like the fire is on the building, not the other way around @THEAndyHarris Oh dear lord I dug into his comments and yikesYou have a picture of a basset hound for your profile picture. https://t.co/ShINrgsOj0https://t.co/dpXW0EZ8WN
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11/16
2020
I know people generally enjoy Pie Night when we do it, but due to the pandemic we're obviously not gonna bake 20 pi… https://t.co/FHksmfjo4w
Retweeted by jjp @Keally22 I worked at a golf course. It was a rainy day - someone called from the hotel across the street to ask wh… https://t.co/kaJ1y7uh94 @BookishPlinko 50 Helen’s agree
11/15
2020
This website is free https://t.co/YHdy2slqPB
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Retweeted by jjp @rynprry Wait do we have to pick an account for ITYSL content???
11/13
2020
New statement on election security from DHS: “The November 3rd election was the most secure in American history. ..… https://t.co/TJ0qipELt3
Retweeted by jjpI heard French people watching our elections were confused about who Gritty is, so I made this explainer for them.… https://t.co/c3SvCu0ghR
Retweeted by jjp @YasielPuig Looking good in blue! @Dodgers @Sen_JoeManchin What would it look like if we defund your butt exactlyIt’s amazing to me that Die Hard 2 is called “die harder”TrUmP sAvEd CoLlEgE fOoTbAlL https://t.co/IEUY70aOcD
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11/12
2020
@ABSaks @BenjySarlin https://t.co/QvwNqR71ct
Retweeted by jjp @marcorubio You could start by not casting doubt on free and fair electionshttps://t.co/Wwac8nFbHo https://t.co/CZyS1WgHEw2016 Trump is widely hated at home & abroad Polls predict Trump will lose Trump loses popular vote Trump wins elec… https://t.co/PQfnSDVzXC
Retweeted by jjpThe Trump campaign released that 234-page stack of affidavits from poll watchers in Detroit tonight. So far, it's m… https://t.co/W8fg8DOoAg
Retweeted by jjpBoom. Tomorrow’s NYT cover. @realDonaldTrump, Mitch and Pence are not gonna like this. Please, for their sake, don’… https://t.co/4pXjGN68p7
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11/11
2020
@dpfdpf Fuck the Republican Party @TinaGower https://t.co/k8QSlZPhbw
11/10
2020
“Be Gracious In Victory” starter pack: https://t.co/XKWIwOZT76
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11/9
2020
@trumpsfakecovid @neilkli @ryanjreilly Good one @neilkli @ryanjreilly I’m not a brain genius or anything but my understanding is that women can have families @kennygstevenson https://t.co/RVxqesT6y3
11/8
2020
@LOLGOP The Four Seasons bit is pretty good @realDonaldTrump Now do Joe Biden @VaushV How it started How it's going https://t.co/xqidY5uGsB
Retweeted by jjp @Independent Fuck that. Trump is responsible for 230k deaths @kayleighmcenany Good thin a democrat is in charge so you can collect unemployment
11/7
2020
HE TOOK HIS MASK OFF TO TALK SHIT AS CLEARLY AS POSSIBLE 😂 https://t.co/T4YHMXAcz3
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Retweeted by jjp @deadeyebrakeman Using a computerTwitter is like the Ewoks singing at the end of Return of the Jedi right nowfuck a humble victory 🗣 TALK YOUR SHIT https://t.co/zS84x71ui6
Retweeted by jjp @fansmanship @roxybernstein Biden - 264 Trump - 214 UNO - 1
11/6
2020
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/vmBQrcIYtT @ChadMoriyama THATS WHAT THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE @RightWingWatch well sorry @Eminem for that. But that's the first instrumental track i thought about. https://t.co/5uce3N3GSP
Retweeted by jjp @THEAndyHarris We getting any emperor trumpaltine vids? You’ve got lots of content from todayWe wrote this moment for a very doofy character who did not understand the world or how it works, and it's now lite… https://t.co/gLgT7IBaMP
Retweeted by jjp @THEAndyHarris This is legit the best joke I’ve seen today. Nicely done sir
11/5
2020
Couldn’t find my mask today so I’m just putting a plastic bag over my head @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/4A7aSEHeFb @SteveDeaceShow https://t.co/wVdxmwEe2Lhttps://t.co/HN8WjVm5p8
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11/4
2020
@DodgersLowDown @DAVIDprice24 Does he have a light bulb in his glove
11/3
2020

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