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sparkly rat @Miridoesntweet 7th circle of hell

miriam, hebrew bible fangirl @Uofglasgow, simpsons specialist, bitter bisexual, always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom

622 Following   1,529 Followers   18,646 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/23/12


rehabilitating your racist mum’s image by having extremely dull hetero sexhow has flora gill managed to make shagging uncool
7/5
2020
@mind_fuzz @champagnecoast victoria superdrug @ketaminedrams i want that for you too tbh @ketaminedrams they’re definitely back together pal @ketaminedrams have to say i’m quite invested in your flatmate and his gf @alexjgreen_ scremendless solidarity with anyone working in the service industry todaypossibly the worst time to live in clapham where absolutely everyone thinks they are the exception to the rule @emmatranter_ me but with saviour complex tbhmy personal motto https://t.co/pul0wzpFcM
7/4
2020
my sister just asked if dog’s hair grows. she is a literal scientistcallie got clipped for the summer and now she looks like a labrador who’s had a perm @NathanpmYoung bottom halfi have had precisely Half a Beerbig cheesy energy but fully dunno how i would have managed the last two weeks without the care & generosity & empat… https://t.co/4Jcp8lR9nL @jimoutoffaf easily https://t.co/UNgTVvsQwvthe greatest opening to a story ever written imo https://t.co/jbvQvhX7Atfrom the mind that brought you ‘chasing pigeons with a blindfold on’ and ‘how fast can i run using plastic bags as… https://t.co/usFztWodh2love to have a job which requires me to yell things like “NO SWINGING THE BROOM NEAR PEOPLE”
7/3
2020
@zeldatitzgerald !!!!! 😍😍 !!!!!!!!tfw u are a british scarlet tomato https://t.co/31MnB6igGK @emmatranter_ love you so much i am so full of incandescent ragei would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling victims of abuse and your mountains of evidence https://t.co/GLjasoKCawYou are not being “canceled”, you are a sex offender
Retweeted by sparkly rathuh, turns out the anti-racism organisation has actual political aims, and doesn't just exist solely to burnish the… https://t.co/jKpU6zmTpZ
Retweeted by sparkly rat @_delarsea okay this is fair
7/2
2020
if you read this and thought ‘yeah but piss is disgusting’ i promise you homophobia is also disgusting and also mor… https://t.co/D76B8NG81n @no1kiwifan tiiiip of the iceberg but yep apparently i’m baby mad but i guess that’s a better story than fleeing from a literal abuseri’m so proud i could literally levitate i love my babe so MUCH AHHHGH https://t.co/n6VxHXfu52 @MhairiwithaV I KNOW RIGHT CAN U IMAGINE @emmatranter_ @_delarsea WIFEHOOD OMG @emmatranter_ @_delarsea that is true tbf i am built for widowhood @liIypctter catch me hitting up costar with a magnifying glass @alexjgreen_ alex you are a literal writermight get nips deep into lyme disease conspiracy theories againmind everyone knows my ex is an almighty scumbag but cutting around glasgow telling everyone we split because i was… https://t.co/FZh8kfTtg0 @liIypctter i don’t know mine but maybe i am too! i just can’t believe how few criteria i fulfil @_delarsea that is very true, maybe i am a virgo
7/1
2020
@pancake_puns this is huge cancan energy @zeldatitzgerald sep, right on the virgo/libra cusp so maybe that’s why @partixani https://t.co/sG7pLjXf53 @partixani u joke but i thought this was what she meant for a good 6 months bc i didn’t know who mac miller was @zeldatitzgerald see i am also exceptionally disorganised i think my parents might have lied about my birthday @ketaminedrams hard agree @zeldatitzgerald i don’t understand it my life is chaos @ketaminedrams tbf this one does seem needlessly harsh i personally love scorpios @zannedlyttle you are, and always have been, one of the most magnificent people who has ever livedthis is what i mean when i say i’m the least virgo virgo ever. i promise u no living human could ever describe me a… https://t.co/JVVsDGfEU27. Times New Roman Talks at you about the unethical practice of fast fashion while snorting coke off a children's… https://t.co/Td6rNl3R3l
Retweeted by sparkly ratthere isn’t even a hierarchy of racism is there, there’s simply the cynical weaponisation of one kind of racism as… https://t.co/eVKhYHEbjY
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6/30
2020
@emilyxarmstrong elwood & callie love u https://t.co/uHWy8ya2W5someone donated £400 which brings me to being only £850 away from reaching my goal!! I’m tweeting my link again as… https://t.co/NUZpchIkHq
Retweeted by sparkly rat @EmJames97 i think it’s true! @rosemarypnewman i know right. literally the only possible responsehttps://t.co/FT5vKIs6Cythe plot thickens https://t.co/9U8qewjbs9obsessed with this deranged post from the clapham community group https://t.co/rlALS4CEH0a problematic take perhaps but if i were the vicar of a prominent clapham church and i did not want gay people to p… https://t.co/Yfh3aO1Vyo
6/29
2020
@merlinjobst he was!! what sassy banter @merlinjobst FINALLY @merlinjobst OMG DO YOUanyone who was small in the 90s do you remember henry the lizard the cgi lizard who did nature documentaries https://t.co/WpSYypbpqncorporations when pride was cancelled bc of covid https://t.co/1sPIiuEgdKdaniel https://t.co/HNRaFaWXB9 @gingerchimp1 thank you sweet! @kwhitaker92 honestly i’ve never respected anyone more, thank you comrade
6/28
2020
@jodally_ I LOVE YOU HAPPY PRIDEthrilled that even w no pride the clapham gays have absolutely taken over the common @darksecretlxve LOVE U HAPPY PRIDE @EmmaSzh THANKS ANGEL PAL @lana_delboy hi hottie @cora_milner extremely carefully crafted angled (i adore you) @trash_gender love u!!!! @howlieT love u sweet gnome pal @zeldatitzgerald 💗😘happy would-be pride i look bangin https://t.co/UAKXtEk7Pyvery glad to discover that many of you believe love is love, but unfortunately it is still embarrassing to be strai… https://t.co/tZXAmyeBO8
Retweeted by sparkly rati’m late a lot, which is mostly because of the ADHD but also partially genetic as evidenced by the fact that my fat… https://t.co/UI5mq6iwTXeveryone going back to work after the pandemic https://t.co/dYDZ5EGoUL
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6/27
2020
Is it “cancel culture” or is it just repercussions
Retweeted by sparkly rat @jimoutoffaf no, i will always endorse the posting of great things about me, you know thisare privilege thread twitter aware that you can choose not to do thingsif i felt having children was shit enough to warrant extensive boring twitter threads i would simply...not have children @jwharrisonn https://t.co/Nw58LiBxQmNEVERMORE NEVERMORE NEVERMOREbig adhd brain today, every time i close my eyes i see bart simpson as the raven marching round in circles like this https://t.co/iZBwklVpCZNo inquiry, no review, no report, no new training, firing or hiring practices will undo the institutional culture t… https://t.co/w8fSgzgtd7
Retweeted by sparkly ratA rat is a rat
Retweeted by sparkly ratwould run over any man i’ve ever gone out with just to kiss susan bunch https://t.co/Vxlm871Gb2Which members of the shadow cabinet are allowed to endorse antisemites https://t.co/EwDxw2LN7v
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6/26
2020
feels unfair that the only clothes that are comfortable to wear in this heat are no clothes, but if i wear no cloth… https://t.co/DOO63aNu1xI can understand retaining affection for the 1997 GE if you lived under 18 years of Thatcher and Major and just wan… https://t.co/F9rsjzkMj0
Retweeted by sparkly rat“popcorn can be served” https://t.co/DVPP8WCDEa
6/25
2020
@somuchpie praying for you & sending love and strength xxfwiw: people publicly outing their abusers and discussing it with other people who have been abused by them is not… https://t.co/NRUjA3VYvrit’s me, i (desperately) needed to hear this https://t.co/vZyeZVAYYsThread 👇 This articulates my frustrations and my disgust at all the dialogue around Jan Joosten. Protecting his sc… https://t.co/ReaWYaWtZ7
Retweeted by sparkly ratin a time of untold garbáge i am unendingly floored by the kindness, community and generosity of womenMe when my Swedish friend Kwäidashow Vāryentürtanen leaves and my other friend asks me who that was https://t.co/GNRwlZjdJT
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6/24
2020

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