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🇲🇽 Emmy-nominated digital producer. Doc/Comedy filmmaker. All my views are @mileskahn's. #binders

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@darthbender Same. I just watched it all again and man, still very good.I'm so sorry you guys. I really had to make this.Balloon Boy 2009/2019 https://t.co/0W32GRbBaEHOW HOW HOW https://t.co/6LHJYJod3h @schlife Zoch I’m worried about you. #gucci @JaytotheTee @L_BenAbdallah #ThisIsUsThis lady is moving to LA to take over all the writers rooms and I could not be happier for her! (The ghost in the… https://t.co/z73bZ9Jy5J
1/18
2019
Mexico's largest airline is trolling Americans and it's the best. h/t @Aeromexico https://t.co/hPvqGnDZeF
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1/17
2019
Putting it out in the universe: if any publication wants me to go to the Westminster Dog Show and write about it I… https://t.co/xv9pV1ZMVYI actually like the new @SlackHQ logo https://t.co/L6rG0i2WOw
Retweeted by Ana BretónHamberders was 25 years ago
1/16
2019
@TheMujerista @TelevisionAcad @FullFrontalSamB Love you guys! https://t.co/9yGlRrwoyQ @carolimeschaper reported/blockedI <3 hanburger https://t.co/aj2hUaHgHv @DanSpenser @cassidyrouth @washingtonpost tag yourself I'm sauce @cassidyrouth @washingtonpost we can all read the labels on the original photo.@washingtonpost could you investigate a politician or something https://t.co/dFHipYQEYPI love @TheMujerista and I love @adefillo, and having her write an article about me is the most touching thing in t… https://t.co/eI0JQ1dsVX @catalyst_voice I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of the whole time! Thank you!Siri show me the most millennial thing https://t.co/hitde39kEsGuess the only wall he’s building is made of hamberders. https://t.co/iXYoWEZILE
Retweeted by Ana BretónI AM CHOKING !!! The hipsters have discovered Mexico City and it. is. BAD!!! (And yes, Roma the movie is based on t… https://t.co/QWhoEn6Dil @miblogestublog https://t.co/Xwxna24J34
1/15
2019
It’s caroline @HannahAWright @carolimeschaper @SpeakerPelosi uh oh @carolimeschaper @SpeakerPelosi oh noOne of my coworkers is suddenly acting and dressing VERY COOL and I WONT HAVE ANY OF IT!!!!!!!! attn: @SpeakerPelosi
1/14
2019
Elizabeth Warren bringing her dog to a campaign speech and Cory Booker getting Sweetgreen with Gayle King is peak D… https://t.co/mqixdm8MVd
1/13
2019
Me running into an ex at Whole Foods https://t.co/fU9cM6i8rfLol I'm in this ⚡️ “Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley had a baby, and no, it's not named Shrek” https://t.co/X5k3Uwpqk8This filmmaking. *chef's kiss* https://t.co/AUih31iU1UThis should be a question we all ask during interviews in ANY field 💯 https://t.co/aCXt1BXNjQWelcome, Minion. https://t.co/aVSHBOPx5e
1/12
2019
🎵 To the tune of Baby Shark 🎵 I. Am. Sad. doo doo doo doo doo doo @ira I'm OBSESSED. https://t.co/rXMCD1ORp0 @JuanSaaa STAHP
1/11
2019
This podcast episode made me cry! @iamstephbeatz talking about how immigrant kids have a foot in one culture and an… https://t.co/oU5emA8gW9MOOD https://t.co/HGSLD1EM8u @DanSpenser not approvedME TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for tuning in that was our first episode https://t.co/KtucjFbb3M @MikeDrucker @halcyonperson my venmo is ana-bretonExcited to announce that my coworker @halcyonperson and I are creating a podcast that’s opposite-ASMR. It’s called “YELLING.”As the president lands in McAllen, Texas, I wanted to resurface my thread about asylum seekers in this very town +… https://t.co/T3RuKGGIX8
1/10
2019
There isn't actually a person named Emily, EMILY is an acronym that stands for — oh fine, whatever, we'll be there… https://t.co/O50vHhncpU
Retweeted by Ana BretónMy list! https://t.co/BhKshAPlwz @jpbrammer too funny https://t.co/zNUEgYqwpXWow this Bonnaroo line up looks DOPE! https://t.co/4cdDAF5m4q
Retweeted by Ana Bretón✌🏽✌🏽worst possible take ✌🏽✌🏽 https://t.co/K6RLstnuV6dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside n they want em
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1/9
2019
I liked it better when teens were doing vodka tampons https://t.co/0bFvhWFASeI don't know. Probably left them at home with my EMMY. https://t.co/j3v61XSJcK
Retweeted by Ana Bretón @aryagovil https://t.co/hzmJ9FnlE0 @aryagovil Go to sleepI like how growing old just means buying stuff online while drunk turns into buying stuff online while you can’t sleep because of anxiety.Excited for @nbcsnl to return for @melissavcomedy’s impressions of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to make a comeback 🔥🔥🔥Expert level trolling https://t.co/MiZkCDLe84Marie Kondo said to keep things that spark joy so I adopted 20 dogs
1/8
2019
For $1 I will tell you who the peacock is on Masked Singer. My Venmo is ana-breton @tweetrajouhari Mitra @aryagovil Where is my inviteI have NO CHILL when planning my birthday party this year cc: @ROMACuaron #Oscars2019 https://t.co/YU8DsaFBw2When you read that Cyntoia Brown has been granted clemency but then realize she's spent almost half her life in pri… https://t.co/OZZqZGiacR @elizacossio @Jezebel Eliza! This is such a great and informational article. I'm so sorry you've had to go through… https://t.co/588wjPjs8V @MaraWilson Alfonso Cuaron https://t.co/8xuKMv6tY8 @JuanSaaa @FWDus https://t.co/sIRR7Wfty6At this moment, somewhere in the world, young girls and women who look like us are learning to believe that they to… https://t.co/MveFFINhrb
Retweeted by Ana BretónSo far these are the names of the kids of #GoldenGlobe winners -Bob -Apple -Banana -Burrito -Boba -Bidi bidi bom b… https://t.co/PJZYlVclfNMake this whatever sci fi superhero movie it needs to be @ Hollywood #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/674MBuOqpKAlfonso Cuarón hugging every person at all surrounding tables is Mexican culture at its finest 🇲🇽 👌🏽
Retweeted by Ana BretónWanna feel old? Jeff Bridges is still talking
Retweeted by Ana BretónMexicans on our way to steal your #GoldenGIobes #ROMA https://t.co/RVyijAFb3UMaybe Trump should build his wall out of all the Golden Globes Mexicans are winning tonight. #GoldenGIobes #ROMA*SCREAMING IN SPANISH* #GoldenGIobes #ROMA*CRYING IN MEXICAN* #GoldenGIobes #ROMAChristian Bale’s kid is named Burrito????? #GoldenGlobes @schlife @the_infern0 @TheHardMantra .... did we win @the_infern0 @TheHardMantra @schlife This is the best gif @the_infern0 @TheHardMantra @schlife AHHHHHH I AM IN THIS!!! HOW AM I IN THIS BUT ALSO TOOK PICS??Let Amy and Maya host the Oscarshas anyone checked in on @nsilverbergSandra Oh thanking her parents #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/1J7UrbrLgFMegan Mullally is 60 years old @the_infern0 @TheHardMantra @schlife Omg my series of Zach belting Shallows and then collapsing and crying!!! https://t.co/wlewYgleqm @schlife Cc @the_infern0 #shallow @schlife ZACH ARE YOU OK RN @schlife You are straight up out of controlDamn it, Carol Burnett #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/pQHl2zxUZZHow did I not know Paddington was in Mary Poppins @schlife This is good @adefillo @aryagovil Excellent qThese Are the Latinos Nominated for #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/NoyQiwFC7R https://t.co/bh265rNxni
Retweeted by Ana Bretón @kaitlinfontana Wow blessLooks like we found a winner before the ceremony even started. #GoldenGlobes https://t.co/oAOLT1vmII @quinncy This thread is pretty much everything
1/7
2019
@aurabogado @annehelen So glad you make this point. Even burnout is ~*priviledge*~can u imagine..... dancing in college @schlife *turns on notifications on your tweets*Happy Three Kings Days! Here are *my* three kings I observe, in order: 1) Idris Elba on the 2013 cover of GQ magazi… https://t.co/LPkvQSD60r
1/6
2019
@DanSpenser wait WHERE IS THE FAMILY DID THEY KILL THEM @skiloochee This is good
1/5
2019

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