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Lynsey G @MissLagsalot Missoula, MT

Award-winning writerly type. Co-founder @OneshiPress & @AdoptionZombie. Co-host @GasmHour. She/they. Double Aquarius. Veggiesaurus. Socks-positive.

2,495 Following   4,318 Followers   16,468 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/30/09


@elonmusk You could donate $100M toward planting trees to recreate ecosystems that will not just capture carbon but… https://t.co/l584dkbuj4 @janSnapdragon This is boggling my mind. Like why don't people just hold on to their own pens? With Covid circulati… https://t.co/ZN5cnjV5lX @ProfHelix24 Thank you!#1: YES! #2: Why does he need a new pen for every order? What is happening to those pens after he passes them on? https://t.co/DPLMJat0EQ
1/22
2021
@WallabyLion You could always send a few billion to me. Just sayin. Also I feel like cookies/biscotti/scones could work well with them.I'm sorry to all those who lost jobs over this, but there are so many more jobs coming from the #GreenSector! https://t.co/fjY93t8nr0 @frenchyballs Haha, it's wild how conventions change these things!Today's date--1/21/21--is extremely pleasing to me. @flippingtable @MrNiceGuy513 @thedianatavares @capnamazinman @comicscollecti3 @grouptherapytv @AJLoper71https://t.co/RrRGjOTifiMe waking up this morning... https://t.co/6k2ADZxYpJ
1/21
2021
SAME. https://t.co/WhJlK32tCk"The rainbow is always a good sign." You are damn right, sir. 🌈🌈🌈Less than 12 hours left in Trump's presidency.Hey @JoeBiden, here's an idea for your tenure in the White House... https://t.co/AnePiUlSMq
1/20
2021
@frenchyballs Aquarians rule! https://t.co/Q3bIcyF5mO @ShunnedOwl Me too! But we gotta tell this guy... https://t.co/sIVWb6VqxEI'm going to be 38 in less than a month and I cannot figure out how to work a yoyo to safe my life. @DevonESawa Parks & Recreation Schitt's Creek The Good Place Brooklyn Nine-Nine CommunityNo garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.
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1/19
2021
Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah… https://t.co/JpWGN5hcuyThe zombies at the Sanctuary for the Living Impaired aren't handling the winter weather so well. Help us decide how… https://t.co/qrvHiojm3b @pinkmakescomics https://t.co/dMlX3uG6B2
1/18
2021
As of today (or maybe yesterday), it has been five years since I quit drinking coffee. @OneshiPress lol I think you meant "zombies" but I kind of dig "zombiea" as a plural. @the_punctuator Same. I occasionally daydream about getting an MFA paid for so I can focus on just writing for two years, but... 😂In the new episode of HourGasm, @JalapenoBizniss and I talk about MAWWIAGE. https://t.co/zd7kHrJziB
1/17
2021
@pdloupee Honestly I don't know that much about it. Just that the stuff I've tried has helped with my anxiety. @pdloupee And in some states it's still 100% illegal. @pdloupee It depends on the state you're in. In some states it's legal to plant with a medical card. In others I th… https://t.co/BXh3dwvJWw @monostich Those two albums got me through some tough times @pdloupee Yeah, the price is the big issue over here, too.Caveat: If you're taking an oil-based tincture, its ability to stain clothing is also AMAZING. Beware. @WallabyLion Haahaha! Good point! @ShunnedOwl https://t.co/KhM0N1ewTo @AncientHistFan It is SO depressing. I also used to be skeptical those scenes where the hero or villain made a spee… https://t.co/hWK3USSUFTYou know, when I was younger I used to watch TV and movies where some evil overlord takes over the world and think,… https://t.co/F0MvxovRfq @leeroymyers https://t.co/UxXvjI8cox @_go4th @TheEmSchulz Honestly I'm so happy you two will be reunited!I may be in super lockdown mode these days, but I got these SWEET headphones for podcasting! https://t.co/CJ3H6tg3dw
1/16
2021
Just like everyone else, I started podcasting in 2020. Unlike everyone else's, though, *mine* is about decolonizing… https://t.co/SiDgFwVdUg @flippingtable @GasmHour Thank you! ☺Shots fired! https://t.co/M8YpFQFeJ9Decolonizing Gender & Sexuality, One Podcast at a Time https://t.co/luomM7eGmrI'm formally tossing my hat into the "CBD IS AMAZING" ring.
1/15
2021
@monostich Preordered!My latest for @YNOTdotcom looks at sex workers' concern over "Sell/Buy/Date" that led Laverne Cox to back out of pr… https://t.co/KahbwNylP0Learn more about my amazingly brilliant, talented, skilled, learned, and gorgeous cohost at @GasmHour,… https://t.co/PpPagmPYyP @frenchyballs lol just did that with a podcast, myself
1/14
2021
Impeached! Again! Now it goes on to a trial in the senate with more debates and JFC I am going back to bed.You can nab my comics (sex-positive @TheTracyQueen & brooding vigilantes in #PACKcomic plus lots more) for 21% off… https://t.co/rfKxCIYB8z @pinkmakescomics I love the "gasp" off to the side!Anyone out there still trying to pretend systemic racism is a myth, scroll through this thread of CITED statistics.… https://t.co/qBitI4tLY7 @WallabyLion So sorry to hear it! @GasmHour @OneshiPress *blush* Aw shucks.The more I learn about the history of the English language, the more I realize everything we're taught is "incorrec… https://t.co/WWXzYbQ0sF
1/13
2021
@msnaughty These are extraordinary times. I'm glad you're taking care of yourself. @monostich Bold choice! That's gonna be some somber zombie stomping. (I'm calling dibs on that band name.)It might be too short for a proper montage, but it's gotta be "Breaking Glass" by David Bowie for me. https://t.co/Tif6eNcSmvWhy look at that! It's me! I'm co-hosting @GasmHour. https://t.co/aOEVzYvsSA @flippingtable Nauseating. @HeyCiolf https://t.co/NBajHo3O4NThere's a dearth of reliable, porn-friendly web developers. I regularly get inquiries from small companies seekin… https://t.co/SQDP5VrZfI
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1/12
2021
@SinnamonLove lololololol he is gonna grimace so hard when he realizes... https://t.co/8o8NnFwp3g @HeyCiolf lol Andrew Jackson is screaming in hell right now @pinkmakescomics I would absolutely wear that to a tampon party. @Sunya_BR Fuck. FUCK. @sarahaswell Belly laughing LOUDLY at this @EricaSchultz42 @TheKubertSchool Lol that little parenthetical phrase tho @pinkmakescomics @JessiSheron I love that you know this @BrandonProv85 It is! 0/10 Would not recommend.New episode of @GasmHour out now on all your fave streaming platforms. @JalapenoBizniss and I talked with the ICON… https://t.co/4lPQq6UpmL
1/11
2021
Check out the voice of YOUR generation, Charley Macorn, on @GasmHour! https://t.co/X1Ngueem26Imagine thinking humans have a right to Twitter but not to healthcare.
Retweeted by Lynsey G @tinahornsass @CrashPadSeries For REAL.We have a Twitter! Go follow it! https://t.co/viEF8LpVmR
1/10
2021
@flippingtable @MrNiceGuy513 @SuperSuitShow @comicscollecti3 @DCComics @TheDCUniverse @dctvcinema @DCComicsNewshttps://t.co/UcQVfMTJWj @billiethepoet @diagostinoj This is the face of someone who has never faced consequences before. So stunned. @flippingtable @MrNiceGuy513 @SuperSuitShow @comicscollecti3 @DCComics @TheDCUniverse @dctvcinema @DCComicsNewshttps://t.co/ldt0gOlgpYIn other news, I got all fancy and ordered myself a bunch of Dutch licorice to see what the hype was all about. And… https://t.co/6KH9P3cC4c @JaceyChase @KaelMcDonaldArt lol hard to ID him without his trademark pompom hat @CharleyMacorn In the face. With a crowbar. @doctorabstracto https://t.co/570XdRegZ8 @KaelMcDonaldArt @JaceyChase You must get out a lot more than I doOH MY FUCKING SHIT NO FUCKING WAY NOT IN MISSOULA NOOOOOPE https://t.co/RcZEduMnYi @DanRather Definitely something without a spine @JaceyChase @KaelMcDonaldArt I am absolutely dumbfounded by this
1/9
2021
Want a little gorgeous, immersive, creator-owned escapism in your life? I've got comics and books galore over here,… https://t.co/xzbb8sZ2ZO @ShunnedOwl https://t.co/WetRXb6bnx @KaelMcDonaldArt For real real about the ball tasing?! OMG @billiethepoet Oh my god the AirBnB deals in Ireland right now... 😭This is the most appropriate possible place to use that Parks & Rec gif of Andy making that face but I don't want t… https://t.co/H2aoP3T8b2 @GeorgeTakei I was hoping for an angry mob with tar and feathers, but I'll take it. @KellyShibari I'm so ready for thisBull. Fucking. Shit. I hope nobody is buying this blatant and spineless display of cowardice, intended ONLY to ensu… https://t.co/xTs9UXWuo0 @JessieSmith978 OMG! 💖💖💖 Thank you so much! There are more in editing now.Well, hey, here's a bit of good news, now live on @YNOTdotcom https://t.co/QDH3aBMx0o
1/8
2021
They are trying to slap a Native man with 17 years in prison for supposedly grabbing a police shield during the Bla… https://t.co/Fg3Wt2wsIR
Retweeted by Lynsey G @cindygallop @LAPDHQ These images are sickening. WHO ARE THESE MEN. They MUST be brought to justice.Amazon just recommended my own podcast to me. I feel so FAMOUS right now.As we all take in the staggering fifteen (15) arrests made for today’s attempted coup, please join me in calling fo… https://t.co/HM3M1lMiPi
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1/7
2021

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