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Bane @MisterAlbie Washington, DC

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Huyu ako na killer thighs https://t.co/feG5zfUVGlMbona breaking news ziko nje ya TV? https://t.co/oYa6uFBx2a
Retweeted by BaneAti Sugar Mummy hurts you so bad and you now even text her, "You did me that bad and you are a parent,don't you have pity for your son"
Retweeted by Bane @Ngaruthi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/1zuZZc6png5th goal disallowed https://t.co/w53HWMODVy5 goal disallowed https://t.co/HZ01PW1773Tell them. I tell Liverpool fans, however much you try to hype up Klopp, he'll never be better than Pep. Tonight Pe… https://t.co/doLrs59QgV
Retweeted by Bane @mutindah ShameLiverpool we know you won the title but this is embarrassing @AnjeoC Then tomorrow is a holidayThat's a beating https://t.co/ToLCtScVOX @Elsykesh How? @mutindah Niko holiday kesho actually... @smusyoka Is it on Netflix?Sasa wacha nitafute pesa niweke AMG brakes https://t.co/tr70kyRhWt @2Njery https://t.co/0My3gp0Ou6 @ogxxv Bro wacha kuchoma πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I am thinking today is Friday cause we worked half day @2Njery @Nyokaffiii I am. @JemGuru @Eddu_G You would be shocked bana @2Njery We will cross that bridge then.. @mutindah Kabisa.. If there is anyone I was to meet I could have met with them a long time ago @Eddu_G Nimeokoka. I don't entertain suchYou have a nice pussy.. https://t.co/AXtwnf1vQH @2Njery You are in another part of the world @Eddu_G Kwanza hao..NTV just told Babu Owino fuck you with this coverage after the demand letter πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½ https://t.co/ifR7kbR4kdNTV with the middle finger to Babu's threatsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BABU SHOOTS THE MESSENGER. There is your apology @BabuOwino1 https://t.co/vjOFesgFw9
Retweeted by BaneMy Wife and I After we send our 1 year old kids to boarding school. https://t.co/820gp0cKyU
Retweeted by BaneZero.. https://t.co/AtOMVBGnEp @tashmitambo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ni mingi @SpryVoice My late mum used to sing it a lot. Thanks @SpryVoice I liked that song... Who sang it?We must complete this journey https://t.co/CfJRFBHAZu @kijomba1 True true. Like minded people. @2Njery @kakomaina @kollonabiswa Old age Njeri bana. We have to respect it lol @kijomba1 I get you. They flow where the money and business is @the_mad_queeen What do you guys have to offer? @kijomba1 What does it usually mean? @Gishuvski @BigPhil03 You wish... We will have the best team in the EPL @minion_ated It is never too late. @Tony_KeyMoney @Jacquemungai I know this. Not everyone has a perfect relationship with their mums. My point is for… https://t.co/mNpoR7eXyG @Watimz πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Blocked @CollinceBey 😌😌😌 @Jacquemungai You see how some people come to diss theirs for clout @Muhoss This is when people see the shenanigans that schools do in bid to scam parents. @Thee_mavERIC Umeona vile hata hakuna watu wengi kwa ventilators kama majuu? @Sizwe_Rov Meaning that folks are getting sick na wanapona. That would be super @Thee_mavERIC And they didn't go to hospitalI see folks disrespecting their mums on this platform I feel sad. Your angel on earth https://t.co/CWCZhrbb4A @Annitajoe1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚What's the implications of this Daktari? https://t.co/T3LgH6GDYYKuplan your schedule around the availability of a chic ni kujiweka kidole
Retweeted by Bane @Its_Macharia @xysist @doclewisville Its unbelievable.. And sadI am just a call away Annie https://t.co/ePJHDAS5NM @BigPhil03 Yap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I am not French @RamzZy_ @EZRAwaCHELSKI @Mamevoke @McMwiti @D_mbuthi *BLOCKED* @Iam_aliswaleh @cess_nyangi @Leighn_Lyn @PwaniLifeKe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @UnbearableMaml1 @carolinespencer The fact that you even think that's a possibility πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ @Cerellah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @2Njery @kakomaina I have already offered her roses🌷🌷🌷 There you https://t.co/v0VR5emU7y @Tony_KeyMoney @atwolimaria Nice one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @UnbearableMaml1 @carolinespencer You think businesses reason like you are reasoning? Aki it is illegal to be this dumb..Wazazi wanaweza kula fees za third term.. @Cerellah Wacha ujinga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @JT_254JT Tafuta pesa.. @Tony_KeyMoney Imagine ukipata scar and not those scars of ati I was hiking or biking ni ulipata ukipagani mwanamke @UnbearableMaml1 @carolinespencer Did you even read the statement from Pwani Oil? @lisabagga πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Lisa bana @carolinespencer @UnbearableMaml1 I am telling you this app is full of retards. He even predicts they won't recover… https://t.co/o4NBE8T7xi @UnbearableMaml1 @carolinespencer And all that you have known from just looking at my Twitter account Mr. CEO? @Tony_KeyMoney Call me a pussy I am not going to be involved in stupid fights.. @UnbearableMaml1 @carolinespencer Recover from what?Utterly disgusting... Point me to the account so I can share my 2 cents https://t.co/CVIKF8vaJ8 @Tony_KeyMoney ALWAYS walk awayI waited and waited for your participation https://t.co/2fD9I1NWw0 @Ngaruthi AccurateWhy is your dad searching for cooking oil ads? Do they contain recipes? https://t.co/zisRSqSsJK @googledocs I have no problems wanted some work done @Ngaruthi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And the way its one of the expensive brands @TheQanesah @Brianmbunde MadnessThey should not have pissed off big boy. https://t.co/BBqPvFSVsc
Retweeted by BaneThe United States has donated personal protective and hospital equipment to five hospitals across the country in re… https://t.co/PPF03f9oYU @JT_254JT πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ @Gishuvski @BigPhil03 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚This lady is vile mouthed huko Facebook https://t.co/pzuumLTejTπŸ˜…πŸ˜… https://t.co/VahFdlhkBSI'm on the floor aki!! Morality selectiveness ... Fake ass! https://t.co/eipgk2EUDO
Retweeted by Bane @brianmutinda_ looks like your sister https://t.co/jq6IjyOPG5 @Ben_Jabs @StandardKenya That's the SenatorSenator Omanga is back in team Tanga Tanga ama she never left? https://t.co/LSiEgTwt6f @gidikariuki @akams_ I always thought it was some unique product too @gidikariuki @misss_ythaka πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @akams_ I am idle. I am having the car washed https://t.co/jwvtcEzpcz @PaulKoigi Btw we get such a raw deal when it comes to beer prices in KenyaYou know Twitter is full of retards when someone wants to boycott cooking oil cause they saw it in a video they didn’t like. @the_mad_queeen @adam_kakili Y’all haters... @the_mad_queeen Tuko na biriyani, mbuzi choma na mbuzi wet fry, pilau... yummy food πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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