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@TheDryhtscipe I love that game Dragon Age Origins is in my top 5 best games of all time. I wonder how our lives d… https://t.co/J8UOSEoFhr @TheDryhtscipe How can one people be both wise and ignorant, great and ruined, triumphant, and despairing. In ever… https://t.co/1JTRqGlCH6 @Mianmath83 Congorats!! @TheDryhtscipe Without the law there can be no freedom and without justice there can be no law. - Jack McCoy @realDonaldTrump Trump Dictator check list Name on buildings ✅ Appoint family members ✅ Hold scary rallies ✅ Threa… https://t.co/65RvLtBpAU @SmutLisa Funny you say that as more people say that's how lumps are found. By partners, spouses, and BF/GF My old… https://t.co/67DwHvTYSx @AmicaAli You would think that mail order brides would learn to smile more. @espinosamontero Ewww spiders. Her cuteness is inversely proportionate to her life:death ratio. Fun fact people wh… https://t.co/XNDrGDjxDVThe depth of your struggle determines the height of your success."We have to distrust each other. It is our only defence against betrayal." @Shoessee_ Okay I think I love the pants. I really love your sandals and your nail polish.I feel bad when authors follow me. I don't know how to tell them I cannot read.I want to give a shoutout to @TheCaesarSense for following me. Thank you!!I want to give a shoutout to @GruzmanC for following me. Thank you!!
6/3
2020
I want to give a shoutout to @darklordjournal for following me. Thank you!!I want to give a shoutout to @LahrRon for following me. Thank you!!
6/2
2020
@MattDenkins @matthewmercer Fucking Brilliant!!I want to give a shoutout to @ArshadKashfi for following me. Thank you!! Anyone who Clay Millican follows is worth… https://t.co/aLnLRifcDv @steimer CONGORATS!! Well deserved. 🎮
6/1
2020
@sandropacheco71 What if your name is not Dick?I want to give a shoutout to @AlexaSommers for following me. Thank you!!
5/31
2020
@loveisafetish Nice tattoo of Eeyore!!Question for gamers. When playing the Mass Effect Trilogy, how many times did you come back from a mission or thre… https://t.co/6W1yk14cBqI want to give a shoutout to @KCromwellAuthor for following me. Thank you!!I want to give a shoutout to @realNathanD for following me. Thank you!! @Jax_Wild_4_Life @ChabbyD Fucking Brilliant!! Thank you for sharing. The Blue Collar Comedy guys had a bit about di… https://t.co/NqgAjoxEnYI want to give a shoutout to @TRILLIUMnovel for following me. Thank you!! @TracyPereira20 Steak, crinkle cut, and tots. All equally loved. Oh and hell to the no to sweet potatoe fries. I lo… https://t.co/oAmvl5XVUg @thisisweedies Yay you!! @Nurse_K_ Their loss. @SavageAphrodite Which is which? Just curious I tried to name my bewbs but everytime I came up with names my wife g… https://t.co/SxUdHXYsBE @LyfeOfRyley In that order?“For it is easy to criticize and break down the spirit of others, but to know yourself takes a lifetime.” - Bruce Lee @ChabbyD If you trim your bushes...your deck will look bigger. @SmutLisa Yay for us!! Err...I mean yay for @SmutTerry !!
5/30
2020
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5/29
2020
Hot or not? Full disclosure...not me. https://t.co/RZkKmYiInZ @SmutTerry Bush lives matter.https://t.co/IFqkilDOgS
5/28
2020
In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is… https://t.co/xK31PdyCPxThere are two factors that influence how you view life: perception and reality. What you perceive is my illusion...… https://t.co/IjLREj3MqwA comic says funny things but a comedian says things funny.
5/26
2020
@KL_QueenB I'm allergic to stupidity. I breakout in sarcasm. @WhoresOfWalmart Prom all over again. @SmutTerry I lasered and electrolysis pits, pubes, and legs. Early on.Without the law there can be no freedom and without justice there can be no law. - Jack McCoyNobody ever fell in love without being a little brave. - Commander Shepard
5/25
2020
@makagle @AngelaInGeneral Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see @makagle Shh....they'll shut off the matrix. @ChabbyD Zuckerberg needs to give back the fucking land he stole from the people on Hawaii. @KVonStrangelove I damn skippy, that right there is on that damn darn foodie trapezoid, I mean pyramid I tell you what. @WhoresOfWalmart P1: Are there? Well then tell us! V: Tell me... what do you do with witches? P3: Burn'em! Burn th… https://t.co/gq36FJ9tG0 @SmutTerry Ewww I get those too. Instant move to deleteville.
5/22
2020
@nickchester https://t.co/PeJW2geNkD @nickchester Because the last name of the rugrats is Pickles. @ChabbyD My older brother told me that he uses the word penis for his password. The PC says that his password is no… https://t.co/CaiZeU7U9b @MarkSchweitzer Preach!!
5/21
2020
@CrownsAndThings Sacrilege!! Now redress the strawberry this very minute. @MFCheeseFries She is such a bitch. Stop making the girl cry.
5/20
2020
@this_quest I am dead.Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal. @HinemanBobbie Tell her that your child is tougher than her two dogs. I would tell you to give her the bird...thoug… https://t.co/cwakeikHsZI want to give a shoutout to @elosoblanco69 for following me. Thank you!! @makagle You say the nicest things. @ParasiteHilton @KayEmily2 That is just awesome and crazy
5/18
2020
@MacDickson18 @turtledumplin Eat topless. @makagle Twizzlers are my favourite. Red Vines tastes like plastic dipped in lysol. @SmutLisa I cannot imagine doing what she did. I would have gotten bored around #11Which is better Red Vines or Twizzlers? PS. There really is only one correct answer.Is it just me or is self-isolation sex becoming boring? @WhoresOfWalmart Vagina is Latin for sheath or scabbard. The average depth of a vagina is 3.77 to 7 inches (your mi… https://t.co/ARyWJQ8CCV @soontobemrswood The fucking best!! @loveisafetish I don't understand the comment. Pls send the explanation to the little kids table.I want to give a shoutout to @cljmo for following me. Thank you!! @SmutLisa There was a porn star who "did" 500 guys in a row. Her name was Houston...they called it the Houston 500.
5/17
2020
@WhoresOfWalmart Wow congorats on the followers thingy!! I have a small number of people following me. Which is odd… https://t.co/j2lDfKJkfwI want to give a shoutout to @DaveWeasel for following me. Thank you!! @BlondeNerd You gals are the bestest in the hole world!! So informative, entertaining, and with great humour. With… https://t.co/kuIPHTPbzK
5/16
2020
@ChabbyD *nods* it is. My older brother dances with smoking, he stops but then something inexorably draws him back… https://t.co/No99ZuV7gk
5/15
2020
The United States Postal Service just issued a stamp commemorating prostitution. It's 25 cents...50 if you lick it. @RichardEGrant Love your new wellies!! @callanbentley @jessphoenix2018 That is so cool!!
5/14
2020
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw two birds with one stone. Because one person's opinion is another person's garbage. @WhoresOfWalmart I haz that on a pillow. @wumother https://t.co/1kp2YvpGJG @DrDenaGrayson God bless you. You are the best of us. @Acyn @RhondaBarket Does he even know what OSHA is? @dooz_er Beautiful. @RedDoesntRelent @citizenkawala That is awesome. @ArmoredGoat This is why I stay home. @amandalees @quietlySHEflew ROLF. I love word play.
5/13
2020
@LuvPug *raises hand* What's a roller rink? @SmutTerry I have a few of my favourite things too. In no particular order...grey suede collar, Tig, Mig welding ma… https://t.co/LbsAHg2tPk @SexySedusa I agree with that 110% all though that's not numerical possible. for support it totally works. @KingslayerTX Nope, nope, nope#WWE @BeckyLynchWWE CONGRATULATIONS!! ALL THE BEST AS A NEW MUM!! 🎉👍🤟🎉❤️ @tenacious_tiph Shotgun or dibs...I get the two confused. @SmutTerry That is a great looking, well played, and we'll loved guitar.hey can people rt this so i can find more mutuals who love animal crossing 🥺 wanna make some new friends 🌸🌸🌸
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5/12
2020

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