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Misty Massey @MistyMassey South Carolina

Just a damn scribbling woman... I write about magical pirates and weird things you can't quite see in the shadows. I edit for @LoreSeekrsPress. She/her

979 Following   1,071 Followers   6,956 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/26/09


I'm not going to be over this for a long time. She's a superhero. https://t.co/XonGL1c05D @JewelStaite I'm cool with that - means more for me! 😁 I can't stand cooked fruit. Pie, cobbler, sweet&sour, doesn… https://t.co/FZGgabbVOeI have goosebumps. ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/Z3GzPb4wqH @cmdrsue Hmm, I think I'd want Josh Groban, Alicia Keys and Tom Waits. @PrinceJvstin You survived! Yay!
1/21
2021
@2ndHandBookery Top row 1st left William Fichtner Top row 2nd left Bill Duke Top row 3rd left Vinnie Jones Third ro… https://t.co/U2YCVSgSofI’m thinking about all the little Black girls who are going to start writing or will pick up their pencils and pens… https://t.co/W8aqAD0g2Z
Retweeted by Misty Massey @JeanneAdams @HillaryClinton @SpeakerPelosi Everyone looked exceptional, but I was floored at the gorgeousness of M… https://t.co/4FVx9aKOoOThis is the mantra @TheAmandaGorman says to herself before she performs: "I am the daughter of Black writers. We'… https://t.co/RmBSypELaM
Retweeted by Misty Massey @catvalente @avaunlocked I was getting such a Sister Night vibe off her outfit. @scalzi My husband is at work, not able to watch, but just emailed to tell me I could stop crying. He knows me so well. @RickGualtieri I have to admit, this morning the news feed dropped out for about 12 seconds, and I couldn't breathe until it returned. @leonawisoker I had planned to run a couple of errands this morning, but I just can't leave until the swearing-in is done. ☺️Eugene Goodman, the Capitol Police officer who led rioters away from the Senate chamber, will escort Kamala Harris… https://t.co/5GalyOjgsf
Retweeted by Misty MasseyWearing my pearls! I don't have Chucks, so I put on my pussy-cat hat. #Inauguration2021 #MadameVicePresidentHarrishttps://t.co/KNDvzkjAm0 @NataniaBarron I'm so sorry, sweetheart. @cmdrsue Handsome Marine from NY met a lovely teacher from Georgia, and they eloped. @SherriWoosley @veschwab I stayed up stupid-late last night finishing The Sun Down Motel by @simone_stjames , and t… https://t.co/70ZBuPgNgI
1/20
2021
@RxDrDolittle @Robin_Blue19 I'm in Norman's district. He likes to send his regrets that there's nothing he can do,… https://t.co/sghFDUSygA
1/19
2021
QT with a photo of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new but ideally one… https://t.co/2Bqij4eUuT
1/18
2021
@PrinceJvstin If they try and pull you into a political discussion, tell them you heard there was snow predicted. S… https://t.co/wTBKvJ8jWS @PrinceJvstin It's hard being a liberal in upstate SC. Until last week, my son was working at a super-pro-Trump pla… https://t.co/JqIpE4OoYbI read a book. Actually, a LOT of books. https://t.co/XiqeuEMvRl @mcmanlypants @RoseOfWindsong @johnhartness Oh yes, I miss the gym. I have Ring Fit Adventure and Fitness Boxing to… https://t.co/v1wCbJmOHx @RoseOfWindsong @johnhartness Hot Topic keeps sending me sale ads of lovely goth-y pieces that would be perfect to… https://t.co/rTJSbDTvK2 @johnhartness Makeup. I can count on my fingers the number of times I've bothered wearing any.
1/17
2021
@DavidBegnaud When my mother-in-law thought Katie Couric was talking to her through the TV, we knew it was time to… https://t.co/JLWIYTuK79Even before we knew he was a traitor, I though his pillow looked lumpy and uncomfortable. And don't get me started… https://t.co/KKEMUTWGjC @AppleSupport Unless, of course, you can't remember your security questions. I'm currently locked out b/c y'all ins… https://t.co/iqmxDygZsH @shaunduke @PrinceJvstin Just finished Riot Baby by Tochi Onyebuchi and tonight I'll start The Sundown Motel by Simone St James. @PatinkinMandy There's a bottle of champagne I bought for election night still waiting in the fridge. I'm opening it on Inauguration Day."Good tea. Nice house." https://t.co/AEM8Wf191Y @GailSimone We were once almost kicked out of a con hotel lobby for singing "Daydream Believer" (in honor of Davy J… https://t.co/ktQgUiEiXm
1/16
2021
@yy_browne @AntoniaMarrero @ThatEricAlper That traumatized me as an adult! @cmdrsue I ended up with a minor in philosophy b/c I took 101 my freshman semester, and liked my professor so much… https://t.co/Md8dWhdHGQ @ProjectLincoln Sorry, kids, Ivanka still won't be inviting you over to her house. @ThatEricAlper The Friendship Nine @nicolegkurtz My mama always knew if I'd touched anything. I could have sworn I put things back exactly how I found… https://t.co/j1jT26Dac7
1/15
2021
"It's an X-K-Red-27 technique." https://t.co/SKbY7N16xhMy great-uncle on my mother's side traced our family history in America back to 1640, and I, too, hate the Confeder… https://t.co/biuQQ6zFAC @CiCi77 @M_M_Harden @HuffPostPol In that picture, he looks like the Hitler-Jugend kid who sang "Tomorrow Belongs To… https://t.co/LVlAPchJWl @RxDrDolittle @LowcountryLib I wouldn't be at all surprised if a couple of my neighbors were there (although I have… https://t.co/l7VfYQGwsK @NataniaBarron I made chili tonight but I didn't think of getting cheese curds and now my life feels so empty.
1/14
2021
I'd like to be Poptart shoulders, but in reality I'm artichoke knees. https://t.co/nDJ02cXZx5 @lowcountryjen I was wondering when the real Nancy was going to show up. She's been having such fun playing "modera… https://t.co/xZbiTOB5D7 @Schmaniel @jonrog1 I think I'm good, then. They've been in the drawer so long the plastic is probably too degraded… https://t.co/fOY227w2gN @grady_hendrix Oh yeah. I had to visit the county tax office last week, and except for the employees (who also had… https://t.co/lRxmk3klbG @jonrog1 The only zip ties in my house are in my junk drawer, left over from an ill-advised garbage bag purchase.… https://t.co/2HqqJqWHKdGetting a COVID vaccine appointment for your elderly parent is 2021's version of finding the golden ticket. Except… https://t.co/stgpGFfknP
Retweeted by Misty Massey @PrinceJvstin I'm a three-hour drive from the coast (there's no direct route east from here), but Charlotte has lot… https://t.co/hB7sAzR9r8 @PrinceJvstin Well, dang. @PrinceJvstin I'm in Rock Hill, just across the border from Charlotte. @Sifill_LDF @BJMendelson I wonder if he realizes the mob wouldn't have stopped to ask if he was on their side. Brow… https://t.co/JzVllzPNw0 @PrinceJvstin I live in SC... @plentyofalcoves I use it in real life, too. (Or I did, when there was such a thing as in-person meetings.)The only guarantee when it comes to writing and publishing is that at some point it will break your heart.
Retweeted by Misty Massey @NataniaBarron I just realized I have an unopened package of six spiral notebooks sitting under my desk. @JackieKessler @NataniaBarron When my husband put his shoulder out of joint, I rewrote a scene in my novel reflecting what I'd learned. @NataniaBarron I have a great idea for yet another story every 12.5 hours. @brainamp Write it down, because the way might show itself to you later and you don't want to forget. @Verillas There's a pirate-themed escape room in Charlotte, with a floor that moves like a rolling ship's deck, and… https://t.co/KJyPvmrGa2
1/13
2021
If this is Sea Shanty Day on TikTok, why are they only singing one shanty? Has no one heard of "Strike the Bell"? "… https://t.co/sciMEkg3PU @sbjames Oh, such a good one!
1/12
2021
@mlramsdale_law We also failed at movie trivia - in Red Dawn, the invaders were the USSR and Cuba. @ChuckWendig This always helps me feel better. https://t.co/ADjQ4PX6naHotel California. It tells a complete story, it's fun to sing, and I enjoy dancing to it. https://t.co/SWZ22x2aOZ @pattonoswalt I look forward to the day we have a First Lady who knows the correct use of commas."It all started with lies & lies & lies...Patriotism means standing by the country, not standing by the President."… https://t.co/0NYORGVKTR
Retweeted by Misty MasseyCompanies should suspend donations to the following SC Reps: @RepJeffDuncan @RalphNorman @TomRiceSC7 @RepTimmonshttps://t.co/PRtlolplO1
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1/11
2021
To see the Confederate flag marched through our Capitol by a seditious mob is to realize, once again, that the bloo… https://t.co/4jn5aVZ88S
Retweeted by Misty Massey @Schwarzenegger I've been a fan for years, but today you've impressed me even more. I desperately needed it. Thank you for this message.Condemnation after the fact just points the finger of guilt elsewhere. The citizens of SC deserve to know EXACTLY… https://t.co/vsjN8IyvOE
Retweeted by Misty Massey @cmdrsue Ain't he just. 🤩 @shaunduke @PrinceJvstin Finishing A Labyrinth of Scions and Sorcery tonight.
1/10
2021
@DanielNewman Doesn't bother me. Although I don't hear it much, since I live in the land of "y'all", which covers everyone equally. @anniebellet Thank you. Someone just today posted that message to a friend of mine who's down with Covid, and it gave me the willies.So anyway, I'm crying. https://t.co/pPkRUbgO5A
Retweeted by Misty Massey @PrinceJvstin And Spanish moss. @PrinceJvstin Grits and sweet tea.
1/9
2021
@Artists_Ali When I was 12, my friend invited me to her evangelical church. I had no idea they would violently gang… https://t.co/7i53k8ykQu @cmdrsue Exactly! @cmdrsue Oh, gosh, how did I forget Firefly? I can freaking quote whole scenes! *laughs* @cmdrsue Off the top of my head...B5, The X Files, Star Trek (TOS and TNG), Millennium, Maverick, and Leverage. Mu… https://t.co/ZcS1IZpquxRT if you is think @GaSecofState Brad Raffensperger must certify Ossof & Warnock immediately so they can be sworn i… https://t.co/TBHIvXhyIF
Retweeted by Misty Massey @ChuckWendig I'm sick of these guys who keep saying "I was caught up" and "I was just following the crowd." That's no excuse.Jayne Cobb: [shocked to the verge of tears] You guys had a riot? On account o' me? My very own riot? We laughed w… https://t.co/jnUuVKYLWl @dmihalopoulos Clearly his mama never drilled into him the axiom "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it, too?"Clearly a speech writer was told "Write it as if Obama was going to read it," and the aides told Trump "Read it EXA… https://t.co/joG0KzVL1W @MLEco2h2o @BettyBowers @HawleyMO @simonschuster I was thinking maybe he should read Orwell before using him as an adjective.
1/8
2021
@mlramsdale_law @LindseyGrahamSC I've been "embarrassed and disgusted" by him for years now.One thing I learned when teaching preschool was always to watch the mood of the group - it could change in an insta… https://t.co/sVw2P3fNHSAt this late a stage, resignations help little beyond serving as late attempts at self-preservation. If Sec. Chao… https://t.co/IrDeKLLepj
Retweeted by Misty MasseyCruz, Hawley and Kennedy are not fit to serve. They should be expelled or at least censured and thrown off committe… https://t.co/HyqU1qMkw0
Retweeted by Misty Massey @PrinceJvstin @KerriMPR That's the one that broke me.Let me be perfectly clear: Federal crimes were violated today at our Nation’s Capitol building. Anyone who traveled… https://t.co/tnye4VhJw4
Retweeted by Misty MasseyRT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley
Retweeted by Misty Massey @ChrisAJackson1 @LindseyGrahamSC Exactly. Under Trump he was angry and practically spitting every word b/c that's w… https://t.co/anojJEvR4TSomeone on the news said @LindseyGrahamSC just did a 180 - would that mean he's done a complete 360 between 2016 an… https://t.co/obxEExxjlD @scorpio1678 @LindseyGrahamSC https://t.co/DR2UTDYBnJ @scorpio1678 @LindseyGrahamSC What'd he do now? I was scrubbing the gunk off my soul with a Great British Baking Show rerun.
1/7
2021

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