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he/him| |VT '23| |Cowabunga dude 🤙

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Joined Twitter 11/8/16


hey so do we bring our backpacks tomorrow? @bakedvoltage not at allthanks dad https://t.co/5vgG8HFsWvyo why the fuck does the entire math department think syllabus means schedule, bitch i need to know your email not… https://t.co/IJ8SrPRfK9
1/19
2021
@mmeredithashley sorry i got distracted
1/18
2021
@nathan__jc i had raycons for a while (until i accidentally put them thru the laudry), they’re a pretty decent pric… https://t.co/F2MS78FPW8have we considered that maybe most professors are just as burnt out as we are
1/17
2021
@socc3rgur1ie it’s really something you just have to fiddle with, i would tighten mine then try riding, then repeat… https://t.co/7ClEACsGnB @socc3rgur1ie as far as i know it comes down to personal preference, i keep mine tighter so its easier for me to ba… https://t.co/vdUBeHj2FbI've been following this story just so I could see what happened to this guy. I have a very personal story to tel… https://t.co/qohcI49aI6
Retweeted by Mitch @fleetwooodzach can i eat the giant churro? i want to eat the giant churro
1/14
2021
It's #FreeMapMonday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Seattle, WA! #USGSStore (U.S. residents… https://t.co/zt3f2ZRfao
Retweeted by Mitch @Pacheco_JA_ lmao i’ve always wanted to go since i always see the sign for it @kyle_bvo that’s absolutely awful oh my god @mmeredithashley lmao i’m in full support of it
1/11
2021
stg the three lane section of 81 before the exit to tech feels like fuckin rainbow road
1/10
2021
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Retweeted by Mitchi need to know https://t.co/RYujXW7IoT
1/9
2021
Breonna Taylor was an EMT from Louisville murdered in her sleep https://t.co/6WBDzjCN3z
Retweeted by MitchJust in case anyone forgot about this energy in June. For a VIOLIN VIGIL. https://t.co/XV8F8P8ruF
Retweeted by MitchTo visually show you the differences. https://t.co/69N0BDqRKK
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1/7
2021
@Gingerlivvie same vibe as duct taped banana @Gingerlivvie cursed?? that’s modern art @Gingerlivvie me @gabbagabsa haha i wasn’t happy with it either i loved the mystery of it @gabbagabsa russia reopened the investigation in 2019, apparently the trigger event for everything that went down w… https://t.co/ExK1yfeZJhhttps://t.co/2C1TZxLjxJ
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1/6
2021
New year, new #FreeMapMonday! For the next few weeks the theme is American cities. Retweet and follow us for a chan… https://t.co/UqXQY0jk0x
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1/4
2021
@anyawithaya 5am has entered the chat
1/3
2021
@drewgouge i respect your decision but completely disagree @drewgouge delete this please it’s embarrassing
1/2
2021
50 minutes into 2021 my dog is finally over the fireworks and now both my parents are asleep but my fucking laundry… https://t.co/9fTLYKk4Y1legalize all drugs 2021
Retweeted by Mitch @mmeredithashley just k*ll himanyways happy new year y’all https://t.co/Vdt68ksyuy https://t.co/ANv91cTJm0ok yeah banning fireworks would be rlly good for the environment but a far better reason is that they scare my doghttps://t.co/Gykg1zjOHJ
Retweeted by Mitchweird way to spell mitch mcconnell https://t.co/GPfZ1gxAFOLate nights w the bros >>> https://t.co/Vn33xFiePN
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1/1
2020
yet again alone with my thoughts at 4am anyways how y’all doing?
12/31
2020
look mom, no hands https://t.co/u9kW9TWLyHI don't know what hashtag to use or trying to use to boost this up but this is necessary information. McConnell has… https://t.co/9IeR7isW6A
Retweeted by Mitchfull moon in cancer or some shit, might wanna get it checked out it might be terminalhttps://t.co/wjdJEBpfdz
Retweeted by Mitchapples are so fucking good who tf did god and adam think they were to tell eve she fucked upMoon gone make me act up
Retweeted by Mitch @tacobell_xmas @mmeredithashley still luv u tho @mmeredithashley @tacobell_xmas @mmeredithashley sounds right @mmeredithashley ok but was it because you sabotaged it again or did it actually fail on its own
12/30
2020
i gotta get these numbers up https://t.co/2K1S0XQZpa https://t.co/QBHYRFtGO6milk slander is unacceptable, simply tolerate your lactose https://t.co/MwNOEfJYIVthere is no big spoon when he’s tall there is only backpack
Retweeted by Mitchand we’re right https://t.co/ZfWdRMd2Yv
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12/29
2020
@kaaylafrinnk that’s two of us chief @kaaylafrinnk bro me too this is bullshitwait so ur telling me civil engineering isn’t just building like we’re in minecraft??
12/28
2020
nobody: me: jus lookin at how pretty the stars r https://t.co/tRjeCXvwjG
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12/27
2020
@MyloRen554 you too!
12/26
2020
be careful if he doesn’t put stickers on his legos, he has commitment issuesTarget vs. Walmart on the family walk today https://t.co/bJtgmWKk9A
12/25
2020
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Retweeted by Mitch @mmeredithashley alright clement pack it upso glad i didn’t peak in highschool but holy fuck looking back on it makes me cringe
12/24
2020
TOP KINGS OF ROCK AND ROLL 1. Sisyphus
Retweeted by Mitchtoday i’m grateful that not all intersections have red light cams 😌back on my bullshit https://t.co/ab4efuP5se https://t.co/ynK6bpd6dr“if im the bolt then you’re the nut i come inside of”
12/23
2020
hey that’s the thing you get for driving drunk https://t.co/vnfPdR8Hgcstop manifesting boys!!! 2021 is for manifesting phat asses and good grades only!
Retweeted by Mitchthe only hometown habit i enjoy regressing to is staying up to 4am playing minecraft with my friendsi want them to kiss https://t.co/DPcv4ECwclher: oh no babe i didn’t shave him: https://t.co/svRHn0ekCk
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12/22
2020
That is $696,000,000,000, btw. Or about $2,000,000,000/day. $83,333,333/hour and $1,388,888 a minute. What they spe… https://t.co/zrwTO29P4B
Retweeted by MitchIM BACK HOES
Retweeted by Mitch @mmeredithashley i’ll manage @mmeredithashley pack ur shit we’re going tomorrowHere's my photo of Jupiter and Saturn tonight, the closest they've been in 800 years. [1] https://t.co/bGWNq4IdQO
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12/21
2020
why god create sexy cowboy if going to be republican
Retweeted by Mitchthe theme is librarian. https://t.co/b3lkVsDiWS
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12/20
2020
@virginia_tech let me into the engineering program i saved my friends juul from an air conditioner with paper clips… https://t.co/b4hoiBYTmq
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Retweeted by Mitchcarp @RileysAutoParts that’s when i start playing spike rush against botsarts and crafts is my passion 😌 https://t.co/r39du57Swc👀 what 👀 if 👀 everyone 👀 who 👀 saw 👀 my 👀 art 👀 retweeted 👀 it👀 https://t.co/laD3XoXax4
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12/19
2020
does anyone want to make gingerbread houses together? (must be infertile)
Retweeted by MitchHey everybody, I’m on the BPD Advisory Board and they asked that I help gather anecdotal evidence of excessive forc… https://t.co/RzRZGftVVF
Retweeted by Mitchgot home 10 hours ago time to speedrun killing the last two braincells i have left @chipnanimus https://t.co/5ZHjzHdl3g @sarawy_n https://t.co/VAqwMkqTWCyo so how in the frosted fuck did we just like lose the recipe for concrete for like a couple hundred years where did it go @sarawy_n send me a pic you want me to usewe down bad https://t.co/7kfuLnhUkui wish my brain had a factory reset button
Retweeted by Mitch @PrincessMK65 haha thank you :) @thief1434 https://t.co/aKJyzRmmavupdate: it’s still fucking ugly 🥰 https://t.co/SDUhWBMHfB
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12/18
2020

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