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Wonder of wonders: the Overture of Overtures, an arrangement by Alan Williams featuring West End pit musicians, is… https://t.co/J7u4W73GiC
Retweeted by Michael McKeani’m pleased to introduce y’all to my newest obsession - - - accidental renaissance photos: a thread https://t.co/uBG2aDqTxw
Retweeted by Michael McKeanHappy birthday to our @SarahKSilverman!To my friends and neighbors in Georgia, if you truly want to see your lives improve in real ways, it is essential y… https://t.co/8y0MsNxSyu
Retweeted by Michael McKean @bader_diedrich Sacrilege.Does someone at YouTube have the job of locating punchlines and inserting the ad breaks dead-center? @EARTH_17628 And played by @Natalie_Lander too. She has range https://t.co/AHrIHXublz
Retweeted by Michael McKean @SaraRadle @Realeugenelevy @danjlevy Sweet.We are deeply saddened to report that scientist, Hugo Award winner, and prolific science fiction author and editor… https://t.co/muSiw4hhgx
Retweeted by Michael McKean @errolmorris Spoiled us.Atlas Sharted. https://t.co/CeRBY1KRo7Gotta love it! https://t.co/2MgrGknBqT
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12/1
2020
What a mensch. https://t.co/ASjOIPFKpuYou don't think it's beautiful when two men set aside their religious differences for the great good of political m… https://t.co/iMxwFAzMODMy wife is on the #1 Netflix show. I thought she was just doing charity work up there in Vancouver. Sneaky. https://t.co/Jygj9YJx8jHappy birthday to @RedHourBen & @PatinkinMandy‘You Are The Jewel Of My Collection,’ Says Saudi Prince While Guiding Frightened Jared Kushner Toward Harem… https://t.co/mAe9IiwrI7
Retweeted by Michael McKeanWhat was the cop show with the Catholic detective? I think his catchphrase was "Trouble is my confirmation name".Yessir. https://t.co/Yh38FWSeEtIt's John Mayall's birthday, y'all. Dude's 87. Rock 'n' roll, John. @vee832 @hwinkler4real Flashback, more like.Those were the days... https://t.co/Ys60J1q5GJ
11/30
2020
Happy to share @garryshandling Alone in Las Vegas is now available to watch @garrryshandling.com enjoy!… https://t.co/tuDDJaZxJx
Retweeted by Michael McKeanIf your conundrums become irregular, try a warm, soapy enigma.Awesome. https://t.co/OeYFz9PC3z
Retweeted by Michael McKeanCheck the sky for the Star Child tonight. https://t.co/OrSRtiRu1RYour wife is managing director of Goldman Sachs https://t.co/y3YmCjLRkl
Retweeted by Michael McKean @Stormof69 This came up with bluegrass playing here at the house. Couldn't be better scored. xoA lot of Henry VIII's below-the-belt "image-building" energy in Kevin Sorbo's wardrobe here. https://t.co/bgnWDslHCj https://t.co/euxDK6FpQj @stevesilberman Great one. Recommended: Big Deal on Madonna Street (Mario Monicelli, 1958), a comic response to Rif… https://t.co/ju0a7yS1eaDepartment of Unintentional Satire https://t.co/Z4GMlS41biPriorities. https://t.co/JEt37m0Llb @AshAngie Yes, thanks. @nicole__mello Brilliant. She's the one. Thank you.Anyone know who reads this unabridged Dickens found on Spotify? A woman (pretty sure) and she's really good. https://t.co/ZdtdHxgE5v
11/29
2020
Happy birthday @joe_dante! @nextonetwothree To each other? @idenjoshiden @Klind2013 @DeccaRecords Untrue. He was still in high school when Decca began. Not sure how the rumor… https://t.co/xWG6ZfNpaII have a minimalist joke.“No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it.” https://t.co/hHjUiKRke3Can we fix your ridiculously gerrymandered seat while we’re at it? https://t.co/zZwVWwOiS0 https://t.co/ihWZ0NApIc
Retweeted by Michael McKean @chrisorbach Sim is the best on film. Watching Mays populate an empty stage with vivid characters is something else altogether.Jefferson’s Christmas Carol is my favorite version. Astonishing. https://t.co/hETB7FN5nFGreat dude. Introduced me a lot of cool music. https://t.co/8h2UvS9sBH @cackalacky1968 Not a collector myself, but if you just want the audio...https://t.co/wztVe78IM1
11/28
2020
Join us Dec. 13th! https://t.co/xNXkS65uLA
Retweeted by Michael McKeanRecommended. Some major talent herein. https://t.co/bCpER96t7t @cyndipaulette The specific reference was to the film, This is Spinal Tap, which featured dwarf dancers in the "Sto… https://t.co/3tgtr93GkA#FollowFriday Guys & gals, I cannot say this enough; @1SpencerGarrett is one of the nicest human beings on the plan… https://t.co/9x6tfuTFdB
Retweeted by Michael McKean @Caissie https://t.co/UPXtVPxApE might lead to something. @janemarielynch Color balls Color balls It’s Adriano Celentano time in the city...Happy birthday to our @fisherstevensbk!Great song. https://t.co/ER49LknHKwIf someone really wanted to add the dwarves... https://t.co/5Fr0jwA6rU @MoMcCormick7 Yes, ma'am! @NotDeadZed @ThatEricAlper Nice one.I had the kind of nap that usually accompanies a sudden blow to the head, with swirling stars and birdies. #Tryptophanclub @IvankaTrump We just needed to get over that difficult hump.
11/27
2020
Anna’s contribution. I’m goin’ in! https://t.co/NB6SoOMXWO @Mrsme17750698 @OffMenuOfficial Listen to Off the Menu podcast wherein I wax poetical about Mary Louise’s hot roll. Listen to ALL of them! @valades_john @OffMenuOfficial Yes. @Stormof69 Love from all here Stormyloo! @GailSimone This is not Mary Louise. These are her rolls, though. https://t.co/grBfbeqBGq⁦@OffMenuOfficial⁩ https://t.co/q7aTo4MWFm⁦@OffMenuOfficial⁩ ...wait for it... https://t.co/l2a5ukcUL9 @StrumpetLily Saw it years ago. You couldn't legally make a dog movie without Donald Crisp. @OffMenuOfficial Pre-baked Mary Louise’s rolls. Will update later. https://t.co/fG73R6DrygWatching Lassie Come Home. I’m a mess. When’s dinner? @corey_esser My pleasure. Have a great day.Proper sportsmanship 💙😂 https://t.co/dLlc1kergU
Retweeted by Michael McKean @MockandDroll Not a drop of it today.https://t.co/vbAAJPHLHR https://t.co/S9VCiWO0HI @SarahThyre Big time. @PulpLibrarian (*Philip José Farmer) @GailSimone Indescribable. They look like buttery little baby’s ears and taste even better.Mary Louise’s rolls. I think about them all year. https://t.co/B5BEBmBSWFHave a beautiful Thanksgiving, everyone. @WeedSpencer Two days. Fun shoot, great guys to hang with. Buffalo gets cold!Give to Georgia, Take the Senate! #GiveThanksToGeorgia and donate: https://t.co/MQ4sUGoIUR
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11/26
2020
@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Pled guilty. Twice.Michael Stipe, Weird Al, Patton Oswalt, Jack Black & more appearing on Puddle Pity Party’s holiday special… https://t.co/J7xnzAnhkA
Retweeted by Michael McKeanYou think you know a person... https://t.co/sb6VG8ZTDRLooks good. https://t.co/yBOnkvFLKCDolly’s Imagination Library has donated 150 million books to kids age 1-5. What an incredible blessing from a rem… https://t.co/xcL76CwnlE
Retweeted by Michael McKeanKeb’ Mo’ #WhoDoWeAppreciateEmbarking on Hindenburg with chain smoking pilot! https://t.co/JFihgG73yC
Retweeted by Michael McKean @brianrayguitar Pow! @JasonIsbell On it! (That's not the title) (...although...)This gift keeps on giving. https://t.co/7bhFHEplcpPlease don’t book me into that briar patch! https://t.co/KjZC2vPTf5
11/25
2020
If you have questions about the correct use of the ellipsis, go to ....com. @JoelMurray9of9 Sorry to hear this, Joel.This story has a special stink. They're bailing on the treaty and scrapping the planes. You know who paid for the p… https://t.co/LDTUaqsVHJThe love of money is arguably the root of all evil, but just being overly impressed by it isn't great for you. @AlanTudyk This your new headshot? @MustweSuffer Oui, toujours!Emily Murphy: Ohhhh, you mean President-elect BIDEN. Well, sure, ok, I didn't fully...I just...here ya go. No prison, right? @usweekly @MEGBusfield Wow. Glad to hear this, Melissa. Cheers!
11/24
2020
@yo_navaz @BetterCallSaul 3 Maybe?Read the room. https://t.co/2OwuydfnMW
11/23
2020

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