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Fr Michael Liliedahl @mliliedahl Bay Area California

Catholic priest for Archdiocese of San Francisco. Enjoys Christ, sports, humor and good beer. All opinions are my own and not from the Archdiocese.

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Joined Twitter 4/12/11

@jenfulwiler I’ll attend any book launch if I can be promised that this will happen…. this time why must you taunt me Safeway????
@FrHarrison @HelmickeyMouse @calix517 @FrScrap I believe in Canada it’s called a Moose point. @timothypomalley I’m not yet to the point where I’d watch MLS…but I would watch Canadian football.
@teaandleaf Waiting...
The Farewell“But the wood has endured. In splinters and shavings, gorgeously encased, it has traveled the world over and found…
@Japesentner Clayton Kershaw fastball right in the ribs.
@FrNickOFMConv @FrTimGrumbach @frmattfish @teaandleaf Yes. @teaandleaf Alex is good man. @teaandleaf
@FrHarrison @teaandleaf @teaandleaf @teaandleaf This is the content I’m here for! @TaylorSchroll Being a hero since ’97. @FrTimGrumbach I know what all these words individually mean... @fr_quizzical It already did, a few days ago.This is what I’m imagining the first Mass back with people will be like. @BeardedBlevins The Twins have lost 16 consecutive playoff games (and counting at this point…), 13 of them to the Yankees.
@Japesentner Cy Young- 749 complete games. @Joeinblack In the 2000s the most complete games by a pitcher for a season is 11 (J. Shields, 2011). At that rate… @r2classroom I’ve already been promised to be drafted by an unnamed entity at an acceptable position; so no pro days or combines....and the sign of peace at the first Sunday Mass back... ???, when we finally get to go back outside... ???, when they announce the end of the quarantine... 18... 17... 16... 15... 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... 9... 8... 7, your first day having to use Zoom for office meetings... 6... 5, when you begin to asses what you have in the pantry... 4... 3... 2... progression of Quarantine through Arrested Development gifs. Day 1... @theghissilent Thank you.Today during Mass, I almost started crying while holding up the Eucharist and praying “Behold the Lamb of God. Beh…
@tweetmobb No go for it. As a parochial vicar I can say we’ve already started doing this to pastors. Turnabout is fair play. @FrScrap Atta boy!!My little homemade altar in my room looks out over our schoolyard, where during the week kids are supposed to be ye… @kcioccia MFG was one of the first songs I put on the playlist.Oh boy…just looked at the Inroit for tomorrow, this is gonna be a deeper praying of this one than it was last year.… @Vintage_Sister Vielen Dank! @Vintage_Sister Suggest away please! I will listen to them, I just probably won’t recommend the songs from when I lived over there.And if anybody suggests anything by Böhse Onkelz they automatically get the block.Day 4? Day 5? Day 17? of mandatory shelter in place, I kind of lost track of the exact day. Well, right now I’m ma… @FrDanFolwaczny @frajds I went too far and missed the proper response. @FrDanFolwaczny @frajds That came to mind about 12 seconds after I sent the previous tweet. @FrDanFolwaczny @frajds What if it was a HE-MAN-Ster and it was just a shopping fella? @frajds I find it kind of weird that they specify a female hamster... @fightygee I played tennis once. I stopped once I realized I could never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. It was relentless.We have a group of 5 nuns from an Italian order who live at the parish and run the school. For the last week they’v… @frajds @FrHarrison We need a little social distancing from social distancing homilies. @Joeinblack How’d the bishop respond?
@frathermatt @CatholicDrinkie I have an extra one sitting in my room. I have the one that has about 400 games hacke… @shannon_last @FrNickOFMConv So long as he’s not @FrNickOFMConv The also announced that he’s going to host Wrestlemania.
@FrTimGrumbach We’re going to be using our side chapel and the sacristy. @FrScrap It’s not a podcast until I decide not to listen to it.
I’m joining…come pray with me, AND THE WORLD! @Japesentner That’s legit. It’s also HIGHLY overvalued and has led to the A’s trading closers for higher value play… @Japesentner No, the hold is the worst stat, because it isn’t universally defined. @mabowes402 @LT_TheBiblegeek I think he made that meme himself. He didn’t say anything, but he was an incredible online content creator. @LT_TheBiblegeek I prefer to think of St. Joseph as arguing with himself… “ ?” “ !!!!” “ ???!!!!” “… distancing is apparently applied even to social media…I’m sensitive material, stay away from me.
@Derabaibe @rocomamas Ha! That might be tough! @FrTimGrumbach @FrNickOFMConv I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want right now…. Pizza. @Derabaibe @rocomamas Who am I to argue with Rock Mamas? Where do I send the meal? @PappaSciarappa @FrDanFolwaczny He’s volunteering to be cantor should Bob Seger not be able to make it.
@teaandleaf Call and ask. Our public masses are cancelled but we are still doing baptisms. @KathleenInMd But thank you very much!!! @KathleenInMd Oh we have enough food. I just wanted to see what it was like at the store.Meat. pizzas... and sauce aisle... aisle... salad... to go check out the grocery store before the mandatory 3 week shelter in place order takes affect. Here’s what… @jdflynn Sending an email. @jdflynn Time to update. San Francisco just suspended public Masses.
@TeawithTolkien I don’t see the 8 stars of gold on a field of blue... @TeawithTolkien Not enough flags.
God, grant me the strength to do as my brothers have done if You ask it of me. Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine,…
Retweeted by Fr Michael LiliedahlI know I’m not the first to say this but- It’s kind of appropriate that the only sporting event going on the Unite… walking back from the grocery store this morning when a woman stopped me, and while keeping proper social dista…
@TeawithTolkien Once mandatory quarantine hits, nobody will go to the store to buy it before you can go back. @TeawithTolkien Pretty much guarantee it’ll be there to buy when you go back. @timothypomalley @timothypomalley If yes, I’ll be available after Mass for confession s. @timothypomalley Practical. Measurable. Achievable. @timothypomalley Homily idea brewing...