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Horoscopes for @TheCut and MADAME CLAIREVOYANT'S GUIDE TO THE STARS for @HarperCollins and other work too.

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@hedhouseman world’s best pants!!
10/24
2020
was looking for a different tweet about bookstores but actual lol @ this one https://t.co/iYfNH6PLaVonce again https://t.co/9SBcD5xPLPI’ve been running this crowdfund at @skylightbooks to send free books to public schools in LA - please chip in if y… https://t.co/j5EGWjHd0x
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @kate_mckean @stephopitz lolllll oh noi have no opinions about anything, to be clear!!!! idc!!!!!hi literary internet 🙂 i’m looking for book recommendations 🙂 anyone know any good adult novels written for children?today's discourse https://t.co/M6BGj8rH7w
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyanthappy scorpio season // alice notley, the queen. https://t.co/cJSgY0j2Qy
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyanti know everyone’s zoomed out but this reading on saturday, by students and alumni of the minnesota prison writing w… https://t.co/TivI2XJUMh
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @MtrKDJoyce playing a tiny tiny part in this story is seriously one of the great honors of my life ❤️
10/23
2020
Read your horoscope from @MmeClairevoyant https://t.co/1fl25gxyqW
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyanti know everyone’s zoomed out but this reading on saturday, by students and alumni of the minnesota prison writing w… https://t.co/TivI2XJUMh @oh_ew lol i have NEVER screamed as loud at anything on tv as i did the first time i saw one of those episodes!to clarify, this is not about whether you’d GET onto the show (literally none of us would!!) but about how you woul… https://t.co/CQvTbekuki @CAMONGHNE lol honestly, this checks out!!! @hikikonormie lol fan favorite! @hikikonormie that is in the too normal category imo!!alt option: no (too disgusted by the thing where they have to spit like hamburgers and mustard into each other's mouths)would you be a good love island contestant(this is not in response to any Discourse it’s just me thinking my own lil thoughts about my own lil life!)things i hear w roughly equal frequency: -“friendship is perfect, magic, pure!!!!” -“why does nobody ever talk abou… https://t.co/b56FrxGJgH @megiddings @colettearrand nooooo it's too real!!! @hedhouseman editor of my dreaaammmms ✨✨✨ @hedhouseman just thinking about how much i loved being commissioned and paid and worked with and edited by you!!“friendship is the most important relation” is both true AND also a sentiment that can be wielded in cruel and coercive ways! that’s all!!!! @megiddings !!! @elissawashuta @esmewang hahahha oh my god @esmewang lol sorry!! https://t.co/HRaf3yfdXRzando is a shoe brand you can buy at dsw, change my mind @croninghag lmao EXACTLY!!!!Ultimate Scorpio poems feat @alice_notley https://t.co/BAFzN8tLmC
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant(is it three syllables? then YES it has at some point gotten stuck in my head in the lou reed voice)🎶(lou reed voice) scorrrrrpiooooo, it’s my life and it’s my wife 🎶Read your horoscope from @MmeClairevoyant https://t.co/WCP6maVqUm
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10/22
2020
@borrowedbirds i will almost definitely regret it lol @Galactic_Rabbit honetly so powerful and so literal this time!! @borrowedbirds it stations direct on.......nov 3 😬in case you were wondering yes i DID break my phone during mercury retrograde, astrology is real, no questions please @nellienooks it’s seriously so great, thank you!!this is so so good https://t.co/or7D5qQ9hC @sarahsmacdonald ovie!!!!!!!! angel, aquarius, @sarahsmacdonald i just finished 5!! watching 4 now and i’m soo attached toodo you remember a year/two ago when people were like “it’s just that the dems are saving up their political capital… https://t.co/ShHedNhM3O
10/21
2020
@bpmcgackin too true 💛💕❣️i use emoji hearts the same way i use punctuation, the same way i season food: no rules, no method, just doing it all by feel 🤪 @paperalphabet right?!! unreal! @aelaineo i want to so muchhhh @KatWithSword lol help @KatWithSword yes 😞😞😞on the one hand this is entirely too much snow, on the other hand— https://t.co/zaCyMfwkVf @reblgrrlraechel @elissawashuta omg raechel you specifically are really going to love this one i think!obsessed on the record!! https://t.co/a94UXirtaQnot to be obsessed on main but i’m full-on obsessed!!! with @elissawashuta ‘s new book https://t.co/YuH5rQ9c9djust kidding, i’m a sagittarius, i live for fun 🙃in these difficult times i’m extremely grateful for each and every one of the three fun experiences i’ve ever had in my life
10/20
2020
good morning! i love you! it’s almost scorpio season! 🦂🦂 https://t.co/V8wJzO1QEb
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @joliekerr 😍🥰 @joliekerr wow the way this tweet slammed me with the long-repressed knowledge that i used to say wicked! @mollytolsky lol molly i was just thinking EXACTLY this 😞 @bpmcgackin lmao you GET me ♐️♐️Monday morning pep talk from @MmeClairevoyant. I feel seen. And hopeful ♌ https://t.co/Hvcrrxan8e https://t.co/vwr7gyE9cT
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @randallwrites ooh i’ll take a look! thank you!!does anyone remember a kids book where the main character wishes to trade lives with his cat (?) only to regret it… https://t.co/kWS8FgqSkWthe mood https://t.co/m7gBkIHh2Ugood morning! i love you! it’s almost scorpio season! 🦂🦂 https://t.co/V8wJzO1QEb
10/19
2020
@KatWithSword my childhood bookstore!!! just the best ❤️❤️
10/18
2020
didn’t care about The Lists but i swear if i don’t make it onto a couple gift guides..! @chipmnk 😭❤️listen.......i hate to humiliate myself online like this but......my book would make a very great gift 👻 @dennismhogan same, i hate it!! @mckinneykelsey trade u a coat for a tattoo 🤠(these are not the nicest pictures but i’m here to say that i am making a COAT and it is going to be very large! ve… https://t.co/tBGnBVFNXJThere's a new immigration bail fund for the Midwest! Join me in making a recurring donation to ensure people are ab… https://t.co/t7J0F9F5Rl
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10/17
2020
can't believe i used to wake up early and bake bread BREAD and SWEAT and shovel that stinkin' dough in and out of a… https://t.co/jDZaFuLRwp
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyanthave i ever in my life done anything BUT play myselfthe screamer has logged on https://t.co/gDb6OloYHYon the one hand i’m very stressed, on the other hand my beautiful angelic dog is positively SCREAMING because she w… https://t.co/17HmWPYVPuPeople deserve dignified living. This should not be a difficult or contested subject.
Retweeted by Madame ClairevoyantHELLO WORLD @GRomeroLacruz AND I ARE DOING THE DAMN THING 🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪🇻🇪 https://t.co/Ikxrusc68e https://t.co/4btKAlZGM9
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10/16
2020
i’m sorry i’m sorry but “things like Capital or Steven Pinker” is genuinely making me lolfeeling threatened by all these ads for clothing that will last 💀a lifetime💀
10/15
2020
@heyguys_heyguys her implication that it’s somehow loser behavior to try to do the right thing despite limited information..???? @LZats lol i’ve never given anyway so it’s not like i have any real high horse here, but ugh! still!!!🙃 https://t.co/UcgNeOcrcanice try!!!! https://t.co/huCPE4IOeI @smathewss wowwww i’m sweating, it’s too potent!!!in the mood for some attention, should i do a bad take about bisexuality or should i call the novel innately bourge… https://t.co/KuLtivs8zq
10/14
2020
hello #PortfolioDay i can make all your dreams come true, as long as they involve illustrations, designs or animati… https://t.co/NHwEFjUom5
Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @nahhhlina @SabinaStent lol honestly i assume people who hate me will find a way to keep doing that, it’s fine; i j… https://t.co/QeFGbuyHM6 @nahhhlina YES i’ve been too lazy so far but it really seems like the only way?in observance of mercury retrograde may i suggest: locking your account 😈🕳“In other modern constitutional states, constitutions come and go, and they are never considered sacred in the mann… https://t.co/MDu0UJVo0z
Retweeted by Madame ClairevoyantCelebrate CANCEL AMAZON PRIME DAY with Pilsen Community Books! Email proof of your CANCELLED Amazon Prime subscript… https://t.co/b4Yia1lDQ2
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Retweeted by Madame Clairevoyant @Galactic_Rabbit sorry but it’s just the rules that anyone who has written a very good book isn’t allowed to say th… https://t.co/JUipgvLY2Qlogging off because acb’s face scares me too much :( @jdgtranen hope! named by the people at the rescue bc she only has 3 legs lol, the cheesiest but we kept it anyway!the neighbor gave hope a slice of american cheese on our walk this morning, now she’s depressed every second that s… https://t.co/V820sWmbwU
10/13
2020

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