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exercise gives you endorphins. endorphins make you happy, happy people just don't shoot their husbands. they just don't.

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Joined Twitter 11/30/10


@HappiLeeErin THAT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE AT ALL
10/18
2019
@HappiLeeErin Proud of you!
9/30
2019
Thanks to everyone who donated supported and participated in the Grindathon that raised money for @NAMICommunicate.… https://t.co/cjBM3ajzU9
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
9/27
2019
So excited for Husker gameday!
9/7
2019
@HappiLeeErin Me πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
8/14
2019
@HappiLeeErin So proud of you!
6/5
2019
@erickag2011 You. Did. This. To. Me.
1/30
2018
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/4CcEnThKb3
5/27
2017
@KiddNation is it all Raising Canes nationwide? I live in Nebraska now and would absolutely go to support!
10/17
2017
Imagine if these people ever faced actual oppression. https://t.co/dhPCbtfEjO
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
8/14
2017
@niseynash You're a strong woman. I know life is going to bring you so much joy @VegetaBash @HappiLeeErin Are you actually fucking kidding me?Okay 1) A woman should NOT have to apologize for feeding her child and 2) youre pitiful for doing this in the first… https://t.co/2rVw1q8VZG
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
8/2
2017
@HappiLeeErin STOP @HappiLeeErin KEEP WORKING @HappiLeeErin TWITTER NOTIFICATIONS UP THE WAHZOO @HappiLeeErin DON'T LOOK AT THIS @HappiLeeErin I'M TWITTERING YOU
6/26
2017
@Hofinator10 @emag2011 Don't put that VOODOO magic on me or my child.
6/11
2017
Loooook, my human! @emag2011 https://t.co/c69C2p6FGY
6/2
2017
Am I doing maternity pictures right. ? @emag2011 https://t.co/grrzgaEzjQ @Heefosaurus So ready!
5/29
2017
@Heefosaurus June 18!
5/28
2017
@emag2011 Big and old?????
5/14
2017
@ResJudiGator @emag2011 twitter is serious business. @ResJudiGator @emag2011 seems like a trivial thing to be annoyed by. See it for the comedy it is and you can laugh more in life. @ResJudiGator @emag2011 it bothers everyone so much(except for Erick, he's currently laughing) which makes me laugh because it's so harmless
2/25
2017
@KaJillDalton me too! Erick left 2 days after he got his job offer so it was so quick
2/19
2017
Trump has never served. My father can't bend one of his knees or lift one of his arms above his head. I am done with this today. DONE.
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
2/9
2017
Reaghan's first present β™‘β™‘ https://t.co/IWVcLOneUKIT WAS 70S YESTERDAY AND NOW COLD TODAY WHY @HelloImJanie @emag2011 nahhh she's not the king of the pride land. She can stay safely on the ground, kaythanksbye
2/2
2017
@thephilipbrown @emag2011 some girls like flowers, but just give me all the pizza @thephilipbrown @emag2011 maybe he could 1. Order preggo lady a pizza and 2. Stop saying stupid stuff to the preggo lady. 😊 @thephilipbrown @emag2011 actually ordering pizza might help is life status though
1/31
2017
@IDontRentPigs my best friend's daughter is my cookie dealer! She'll come to your house and do her schpeel, if you want! @emag2011 @IDontRentPigs no erick, that was ruled out.
1/24
2017
Erick do you have my phone? Have you seen my phone? I can't find my phone. Me 5 minutes later: found it! It was in the fridge...
1/19
2017
@emag2011 selfie or it didn't happen! @emag2011 I watched catfish this morning, which was actually good! @emag2011 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚16 and pregnant, huh?Every single one of @KyleTheBald's Kaylee photoshops is better than the last https://t.co/dR388Dqs3s
Retweeted by Mary KatherineHey @Cmm4411, did you know @emag2011 has never read the Harry Potter books?
1/17
2017
@Cmm4411 @emag2011 what about go pack go?!GO PACK GO! YAAAY! aren't you so excited @emag2011 @Cmm4411
1/16
2017
@emag2011 SCOREBOARD BITCH
1/15
2017
@emag2011 aren't you glad we're not in DFW? https://t.co/JFiawV1KCr
1/6
2017
In 2017, I get to meet my baby. Don't really know what I could look forward to more than that. β™‘
1/1
2016
@IDontRentPigs @emag2011 but this sounds like not close to civilization @niseynash SHARE PLEASE
12/27
2016
Why is finding maternity scrubs so hard. WHY
12/24
2016
Me: What do you want to do for New Years? @emag2011 : go to bed early. Is that an option? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #old
12/20
2016
I need Italian food ASAP
12/18
2016
@emag2011 is snoring and I'm making a grocery list. Is this what being a wife is?
12/17
2016
This is how the future voted. This is what people 18-25 said in casting their votes. We must keep this flame alight… https://t.co/9xVRrrQowj
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
11/9
2016
I think this national day was invented by a man, but just wanted to let you know. @emag2011 https://t.co/YKw26YVEZ5
10/3
2016
@emag2011 YOU'RE SO OLD
9/10
2016
@emag2011 Oh shoot.....different girlfriend? @emag2011 if my father said damn, then I'm the pope.
9/5
2016
@IDontRentPigs @emag2011 mhmm that's what I thoughtYay for surprise parties! https://t.co/ZnTkaTb9pn
9/3
2016
112. https://t.co/6cpVD4gnJN
Retweeted by Mary Katherine
8/25
2016
@Heefosaurus @emag2011 imaginary girlfriend? Sounds cheaper than a real one @Heefosaurus shhhh don't tell erick my secrets @Heefosaurus k. @Heefosaurus it's an emoji with the middle finger raised and the other fingers not. @Heefosaurus πŸ–• @Heefosaurus miss you
8/15
2016
Could you move? @HmpLegsGetMoney https://t.co/RuTqFpCYiS @HmpLegsGetMoney @emag2011 LANGUAGE JAKE! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS @HmpLegsGetMoney @emag2011 uhhhhh, who you Netflix and chilling with?
8/12
2016
Wise words from @emag2011 Monday Edition: Don't poop in the stairs if you like your job. @emag2011 @Heefosaurus noooo, you're a pretty pretty princess, remember? @Gabacho_58 @Heefosaurus @emag2011buenas tardes! me gustan los dinosaurios y chocolate, pero no los dinosaurios de chocolate! @Heefosaurus @emag2011 @Gabacho_58 No sΓ© quiΓ©n es , pero sΓ­!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/KoV1rFPMzR @Heefosaurus get off my shit from YEARS AGO @Heefosaurus @emag2011 #hairflipI wish I could delete all my tweets before a certain year @Heefosaurus @TheRonMann @emag2011 @HomeDepot @Sears I tried that already, they'll deliver it to your old house. @emag2011 @TheRonMann @Sears @HomeDepot "I know you're not the CEO of Sears so can I please talk to your manager" @emag2011 @Sears @HomeDepot customer service literally told me they couldn't connect me to anyone in America. mmmmkThat's aggressively annoying. https://t.co/wxTLn8eyquSounds like a good night to me. https://t.co/M5ncrnGFXkRetweet. https://t.co/AwHmOVFxGJ
8/8
2013
@HappiLeeErin http://t.co/sDJ10GpWu0Lololol @I_Want_A_Taco is sleep talking again
12/28
2013
You don't understand having a best friend until you meet me and @TXbamaJess #OurTextsThough
12/25
2013
@V_Licious16 wahhh miss you
12/16
2013
The team I have been blessed to work with and learn from the past few months. #thankful #childlife… http://t.co/W1fjoDs6nc
12/11
2013
No 98 year olds allowed. http://t.co/VXhMmDHln3#NoFilterNeeded http://t.co/coRkZwQ0H0
12/8
2013
But I moved to Texas... #ThatsNotSnow #IceStorm2K13 http://t.co/TLKO2jeyX2
12/6
2013
If this doesn't make your day better, we aren't friends. http://t.co/ddOZSXXZbb
12/4
2013
Couldn't have said it better myself. http://t.co/jjK6duqtDx
12/1
2013
@I_Want_A_Taco "haha dumbass" "why am I a dumbass?" "Idk I had a joke buy I forgot it so now I feel like a dick for calling you a dumbass" @I_Want_A_Taco "Ben I can't understand you" "yeah well I can't understand you either" "then how did you just respond to me" "idk man" @mmmkates glad I could be of service to you lol #dontrememberlastnight
Retweeted by Mary KatherineI literally cannot stop laughing right now. @I_Want_A_Taco tears streaming down my face....
11/30
2013

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