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jon: thanks for looking after my cat. just a heads up, he sleeps a lot me: makes sense jon: and he hates monday… https://t.co/zqCAAjbVn7rap game krassenstein https://t.co/ewXV9cjIwNOk little meme, thanks for everything but it’s time to go https://t.co/ZQOeJHlajl
Retweeted by soul nate“i’m a vegetarian, and i’m not fucking scared of him,” i say to nobody in particular, referring to frankensteingreatest film ever made https://t.co/QT6uhMDUMR
Retweeted by soul nateHer impact https://t.co/DnRFmD5asB https://t.co/Hf7QlfAzxz
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Retweeted by soul natecan’t believe bitcoin is tanking again https://t.co/CJHSorqVcOMr Biden sir congratulations on becoming the guy who owes me $2000
Retweeted by soul natei am losing my mind https://t.co/OsqthtS66E
Retweeted by soul natethis scene in casino royale always fucks me up https://t.co/nGl2lhuN9UPresenting: Lofi Bernie Sanders. https://t.co/BIKFjaabYO
Retweeted by soul nateman. 4 years of getting bullied by the literal president of the united states has really fucked the people on the n… https://t.co/CMlzEVQuBdWhat a beautiful moment. My two year old saw just joe Biden on the tv and said “mommy that’s the man who levitates… https://t.co/bUSpWuRJLT
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1/21
2021
lady gaga just rolled out a diamond-encrusted guillotine in the middle of her national anthem performance?It's a good day for everyone but I know all the people who called him drumpf and cheeto in chief are going absolutely ape today
Retweeted by soul nate @chunkyfila sorry if this is controversial, but you’re great and deserve a nice birthdayPLEASE FEED BARRON TWICE A DAY. ENJOY! https://t.co/tzSpkRcn5a
Retweeted by soul nateon all my zoom calls today, i’m gonna say “GOOD morning” instead of “good morning” and everyone is gonna know what it meansLook, a lot of people are going to say things today like “Donald Trump was the worst president ever” and “He’s a bi… https://t.co/8DjHumJsUt
Retweeted by soul natedamn dude, congrats on building 20% of a fence or whateverhttps://t.co/kWvy01hJR8
Retweeted by soul natethank you donald trump sir. you’ll always be PRESIDENT soft wet bitch to meMy mom is breaking news to me about Steve Bannon’s pardon https://t.co/bVXoZaUTNA
Retweeted by soul nateThis man's whole life is in shambles because he got mad at Seth Meyers and Barack Obama roasting him. Could've just… https://t.co/i0IGneMdZm
Retweeted by soul nategeorge ezra i am coming for you. https://t.co/sInr56LM2RWe all make fun of the people who clap when the plane lands but people also get mad if I boo when the plane lands so make up your minds
Retweeted by soul nateWe did it joe https://t.co/iH6lNb67LD
Retweeted by soul nateit gives me no pleasure to report that tomorrow they are taking randy rainbow to the vet to put him downwow...facetiming my girlfriend while she’s “working on her screenplay”... https://t.co/GzetkplIIY
Retweeted by soul nate“what flavor would it be” double stuffed. do your jobs you imbeciles.@nabisco make a commemorative oreo for the second impeachment you fucking cowards @dcostalis good thing they can’t read @diskpix epic fail mr cheetohno matter how you feel about mr donald trump, i think we can all agree: the worst thing he did was be orange and say covfefedonald trump, pardon stanley yelnats. a man can only dig so many holesThe way they’re rolling out the covid vaccine in LA we’re finally going to know actors’ real ages
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1/20
2021
long neck means you're evil https://t.co/LXMuvIG2Nf
Retweeted by soul nateokay but i feel like i should be able to get a covid vaccine OR a ps5 @MILFWEEED @sushipregnancy does this make me a viral tik tok teen now @sushipregnancy @MILFWEEED little did i knowme: people love playlists with really specific names, like “lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to” her: yes but I’m… https://t.co/JwmPSqEdTd
Retweeted by soul natesaying “we should see other people” -confusing -what does it mean -i literally see other people every day saying… https://t.co/27PmlZWVNn
Retweeted by soul nateWhen you go to look somebody up on Wikipedia and there’s a section labeled “controversies” https://t.co/MzrEeexAIA
Retweeted by soul natehttps://t.co/htUEYArF5lim told that wearing my Denim kimono to the oscars will probably destroy racism and sjw in one feel swoop
Retweeted by soul nate @2Saddington @taylorswift13 this was like staring god in the faceif you haven’t used this pandemic to perfect a new skill, hustle, or art, then you’ve wasted it. for instance, i ha… https://t.co/1XfSqtzQepa spinoff of young sheldon called old sheldon where he dies immediately
Retweeted by soul natejust discovered a new universal new yorker caption https://t.co/GrrnItxdWWSometimes you meet a vegetarian that's like "my favorite food is a kale wrap" and sometimes you meet a vegetarian t… https://t.co/3rEz9mT8Ot
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Retweeted by soul nateThe fable of the tortoise and the hare teaches us the important lesson that it’s bad strategy to take a nap during a race
Retweeted by soul natemy middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.
Retweeted by soul nateYou’ll go to bed while the group chat is named like “Friends 🙂” and wake up to “Cum Socks”
Retweeted by soul natewhy would they give two kids the same name https://t.co/roOgjZeuAZ
Retweeted by soul nate @klikkonthis @jesshuntley if there’s one place that i would believe actually has unique squirrels it’s disney
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2021
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Retweeted by soul natetour guide: one time, i saw one eating pizza from the caf. that’s just what we call the cafeteria here, you see. another unique detail @MaraWilson i would die for both squirrel girl and robertbeing too entranced with the horror of my past to try and fuck up my future is honestly kinda cool
Retweeted by soul nateevery college tour guide: you may think you know squirrels, but you better strap the fuck in while i tell you about our special little guyssay what you will about hillary clinton but she did have some good policies (email should be illegal)There are Wine Moms and then there are Sexy Dessert Moms https://t.co/9vOLffaaQB
Retweeted by soul nateWhenever someone asks to use my phone for a sec I make a rapid series of Google searches to pad my search history,… https://t.co/gtYKvNRtCi
Retweeted by soul nateNervously trying to decide if that one small speck of white paint in the corner of that square is part of a crosswa… https://t.co/wpTF4XpGg2
Retweeted by soul nateJan 2021 so far... #SATC #SATCNextChapter https://t.co/7k7vWEQBco
Retweeted by soul nate @bocxtop holy shit
1/18
2021
if we raise the minimum wage to $15 then milk will cost $100. a haircut will cost 4 golden buttons. a new pair of s… https://t.co/ors1do5jHd
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Retweeted by soul nateconservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers shoul… https://t.co/1ruJTllf4V
Retweeted by soul nate“if you pay fast food workers more, then you’ll have to pay trade workers more.. and you’ll have to pay teachers mo… https://t.co/leRYU4uBzK @hog_mild this was the objective tbh @hog_mild but u know, isnt that enough @kibblesmith when i do it it’s AMERICA, when the poors do it it is GROTESQUE. pretty simple @sushipregnancy why would you come for me like this https://t.co/cvpK5GF7XyThe minimum wage discussion has revealed some peak classism https://t.co/Bs6nuMHKCx
Retweeted by soul nateim remaining neutral until i hear both sides https://t.co/8LRqPAv9vZ
Retweeted by soul nateBars in college towns keep naming themselves distinguished stuff like “The Gentleman’s Timepiece ” knowing damn wel… https://t.co/x66D0lwgGk
Retweeted by soul nate @hog_mild they probably don’t deserve ur respect anyway @carlson_cade @PleaseBeGneiss hey cade where’s the justice in working people not being able to feed their families. thanksLosing it at this https://t.co/ZOId8dmDpc
Retweeted by soul nate$7 minimum wage? congrats buying a house and affording healthcare just became impossible https://t.co/tYElrnSh4g
Retweeted by soul nate @VulcanTrainer @Kil1ertofu lmfao @abernothing EINS ZWEI DREI VIER @TwitchyByte @PinkWug lmao this rules https://t.co/hlOrfA57uYSomething’s wrong https://t.co/tMhNPk85pH
Retweeted by soul nate @abernothing i’m so glad ur here and that i do not have to bear the burden of perfect taste alone @abernothing u made a banger even better @abernothing [arcade fire voice] no cargo @Joe_the_L on the one hand that’s despicable but on the other i do love a comfy chair @A_aronsssmith according to who, aaron? not guys with blurry profile pics surely @PinkWug the math is actually super easy if u don’t have a disdain for the working classconservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers shoul… https://t.co/1ruJTllf4V
1/17
2021
imagine your government calling you an essential worker and then saying you don’t deserve $15/hour
Retweeted by soul nate @grovymango wish i were him https://t.co/YCGGyPhE7K @grovymango vibes are off the charts @iggepop114 i apologizeme: [has anything] my cat: were you going to sit on the rest of that
Retweeted by soul nateDudes will take one philosophy class and then won't shut tf up about Plato's cave allergy
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