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The sun set on Utqiaġvik early Sunday morning, the last time the northernmost city in the U.S. will see a sunset fo… https://t.co/Fa3MDfmvBB
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5/11
2020
This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves t… https://t.co/qeQvdMjHLX
Retweeted by MyLissa49Has this one been done already? Cuz I’m feeling it. Always. https://t.co/TsCi9l5fDf
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5/4
2020
Hey, @USPS and everyone working there, thanks for all you do.
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4/15
2020
CLOSE CALL: Many people have been taking advantage of the recent beautiful weather and physically distancing outsid… https://t.co/EQSHul34rK
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4/12
2020
In its daily release of coronavirus case numbers, the State of Alaska Department of Health and Social Services repo… https://t.co/c8QaPKwAJC
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4/11
2020
United we stand, 2m apart. Some sage advice from @bbcdoctorwho. 🙌 https://t.co/lKkw1TcmUM
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4/8
2020
🎵 To lighten the mood, here is Quarantine at Home sung to the music of #intotheunknown by @Lyrikris10 from… https://t.co/UCjGwkRTUA
Retweeted by MyLissa49Me: [gets in the shower] Me: [is inspired for 23 novels, fixes plot holes, composes award acceptance speech, is str… https://t.co/rSiMitdwxG
Retweeted by MyLissa49Like and RT if you support recording studios that prioritize public safety over profit. https://t.co/VJwhrMzQqF
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3/22
2020
Imagine blaming china when americans are out here doing stupid shit like this https://t.co/QfaXK81WIj
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3/19
2020
Starting at 5 p.m. Monday, dine-in service for food or drink at bars, breweries, and restaurants will not be allowe… https://t.co/GyAiaQaKGi
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3/18
2020
If you see me in a month my booty looks a little juicier than usual you can thank me cause it means I STAYED THE FU… https://t.co/7U6KCkWMZh
Retweeted by MyLissa49🚔 “Your actions are jeopardizing public health.” – New Orleans Police as they clear crowds from Bourbon Street.… https://t.co/oJDrYPxftv
Retweeted by MyLissa49The coronavirus market volatility might tempt nervous investors to abandon the stock market. Here are 4 key steps t… https://t.co/2YhXtoTXtG
Retweeted by MyLissa49"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."- FDR "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can… https://t.co/M20aq8SFD0
Retweeted by MyLissa49Stay indoors, avoid crowds & maintain a sensible diet. #CoronavirusAdvice https://t.co/YsyaBq1ZLv
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3/17
2020
@mimei Oh yeah, I remember in 5th grade I read a really good book when I finished it I cried like my best friends h… https://t.co/nHNpO7Y07N
3/7
2020
I live in Seattle, I have all symptoms of COVID-19 and have a history of chronic bronchitis. Since I work in a ph… https://t.co/4qkEVB51h5
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3/4
2020
@JesseCox Sugar or video games ( I think those two would probably be the hardest)
2/26
2020
HUGS make everything better. This is a FACT, not an opinion. #HamillNeedsAHug https://t.co/CN25Z4d7C6
Retweeted by MyLissa49 @JesseCox @dexbonus I’m such a big girl
1/12
2020
I had a wonderful conversation sitting up front with a taxi driver. A great guy. Even let me try out my poor Mandar… https://t.co/WGEQhwXGUF
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1/2
2019
One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time... https://t.co/WnHgjTQWkb
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11/25
2019
@Melissassmile Hello Melissa #HelloMelissasSmile
11/24
2019
hmu if ur trying 2 b like this https://t.co/oIwUVLcJS5
Retweeted by MyLissa49 @HappiLeeErin good job on the writing, it’s a bummer about the brownies though.
11/12
2019
It’s the first day of school! There's new friends to be made and plenty to explore! The teachers & staff are here t… https://t.co/v1JnhFUukJ
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11/1
2019
omg inosuke is that you https://t.co/R9wn7kaa4a
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10/31
2019
@HappiLeeErin I glad you are still here.
10/12
2019
@HappiLeeErin Happy Birthday
9/17
2019
@HappiLeeErin @dnsievers Happiest of birthdays
9/9
2019
Heartbroken over the death of my friend Gordon. If I was the voice of your childhood, he was the words of your chil… https://t.co/y6pMDiTZ0X
Retweeted by MyLissa49Only in Alaska: A man sees his stolen homemade smoker on a Facebook post ... from his neighbor. https://t.co/mdYPhPuBVV
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8/31
2019
Nate grabbed my boob while were sleeping and when I told him about it he was mortified. I was like “why, you’re my… https://t.co/SAjKRLy0f2
Retweeted by MyLissa49Boob owners listen Small boob owners were often teased, compared to boys & feel too flat to be feminine/desirable… https://t.co/Xgp5x5ddrI
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8/28
2019
@Ansuchi Forest Magic
8/17
2019
I just filled Max Mock’s car up with 19 balloons, if you think purchasing 19 balloons, and hiding them is easy ( no… https://t.co/3hjZF91ClT
8/16
2019
PSA: If you want your child to not have money for drugs, teach them how to cosplay
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8/15
2019
Proud to be among the 10% of southpaws on the planet like: 1/2 the Beatles (Paul & Ringo)-Barack Obama-Jimi Hendrix… https://t.co/nnntFiAJVK
Retweeted by MyLissa49STOP COMPARING URSELF TO OTHERS. U BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. UR ONLY THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE. IF U HAVE TIME… https://t.co/ELAUQMtcFC
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8/14
2019
YOU didn't disappoint your parents. Your parents held rigid expectations and never adjusted them even when it was… https://t.co/AiFjP1oFHs
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8/13
2019
me: BEING AN ADULT AND MEETING PEOPLE AND MAKING FRIENDS IS IMPOSSIBLE WHY IS THIS SO HARD I WISH I HAD MORE QUEER… https://t.co/qMK5aUmQ8R
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8/9
2019
allowed to vote... https://t.co/ihgQMgfBub
Retweeted by MyLissa49Me: [gets in the shower] Me: [is inspired for 23 novels, fixes plot holes, composes award acceptance speech, is str… https://t.co/4P9TWlZF3y
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8/2
2019
Cancel Culture is BAD. 😤 https://t.co/SPkbxxxhf5
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7/25
2019
this dog has more skills than me (amalajohn971) https://t.co/2Xiuda6xpo
Retweeted by MyLissa49stop 👏 claiming 👏 you’re 👏 going 👏 to 👏 storm 👏 area 👏 51 👏 if 👏 you’ve 👏 never 👏 stormed 👏 areas 👏 1 👏 through 👏 50 👏
Retweeted by MyLissa49Dogs, bruh...💪🐶😍⚽️🏖☀️ https://t.co/cRa3BrPFRQ
Retweeted by MyLissa49Broke: the type of material you use can make or break a cosplay Joke: only high end materials translate to good co… https://t.co/oEfkLkAl6u
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7/23
2019
whenever there's a tragedy I think we feel pressured to make a statement, to show we care and know what's happening… https://t.co/x6tnFQ7bO6
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7/19
2019
Are you ready to R-U-M-B-L-E? (Caution: Extreme Violence & Strong Language) https://t.co/BdteUkFAbV
Retweeted by MyLissa49I wanna be a commercial model and I know I can do it if I get the opportunity! I recently lost nearly 100lbs to fol… https://t.co/qL3w1wgQai
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7/15
2019
A female is a "person" from conception until birth, a "young woman" as an underaged child sexualized and assaulted… https://t.co/XYBEsZfVqW
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7/14
2019
Just because something isn't happening for you right now, doesn't mean it won't happen. Never let your faith waiver.
Retweeted by MyLissa49Today is the only day you can retweet this https://t.co/5mJIJnQb8L
Retweeted by MyLissa49HOW DO I AUDITION FOR THIS?! I AM HOGGLE!!! OR LUDO, OR A-N-Y-B-O-D-Y! HOW?! https://t.co/cqmyxPnsm3
Retweeted by MyLissa49I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die
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7/10
2019
Could one friend please copy and repost? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening.… https://t.co/EG7ZFvBtH7
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6/16
2019
COSPLAYERS!!! CHECK OUT YOUR LOCAL MICHAELS!!! https://t.co/MZOObw543d
Retweeted by MyLissa49Early Bird Tickets are on sale!!!! Please note that ticket sales are 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 limited this year. Once they are sold out… https://t.co/0q35UIZzPa
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6/11
2019
3 rules of sustainability and longevity: 1. Surround yourself with people whose eyes light up when you enter the r… https://t.co/Vf3625Sv6O
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6/10
2019
SAMANTHA: We got a lot of “my MOM or GRANDMA is going to love this - can I take a photo and send it to her?” CHRIS… https://t.co/vwkMhyj2tT
Retweeted by MyLissa49Just ordered @PapaJohns! Use promo code PAPATRACK for 25% off your next regular menu price order. U.S. & Canada onl… https://t.co/YAjVd8Zl3a
Retweeted by MyLissa49 @PapaJohns Games with friends and pizza what a great day
6/9
2019
Eventually, every single human is going to die. That includes your haters, rivals and enemies. So why waste your ti… https://t.co/bBfPYkf7ix
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6/4
2019
ラジャー https://t.co/JG0FMwaK0c
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5/27
2019
God: you’re a fire ant. Fire Ant: what does that mean? God: when you bite something it burns like fire. Fire Ant… https://t.co/ZjER4psn0h
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5/10
2019
When he leaves the toilet seat up https://t.co/QdDlrCiFu3
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4/24
2019
@Tokyo_Lens @Kiki_Tsugaru Congratulations @Kiki_Tsugaru
4/17
2019
I do NOT tolerate anyone "joking" about people's intelligence. Who are WE to joke about someone's intelligence? Yo… https://t.co/kmA65nvRhq
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4/4
2019
May the road ride up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face and th… https://t.co/C2D1LwCtDf
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3/18
2019
Understanding. Mindfulness. Kindness. Compassion. Communication. Trust. Care. Respect. Love. These are all things… https://t.co/MEbF0p0yV5
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3/15
2019
@digitalmidnight Pictures please
3/5
2019
Dear every person on the Internet who refuses to watch anime for whatever reason, “Your loss, bro.” Sincerely, Ev… https://t.co/8YcBM77pJD
Retweeted by MyLissa49THINGS WRITERS GOOGLE • last name ideas • what's the real word for that thingie thing • how much blood can a person… https://t.co/0ePfhZE4yA
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2/26
2019
@cosplayamerica @Stardust_Megu That is amazing.
1/30
2018
Just ordered @PapaJohns! Use promo code PAPATRACK for 25% off your next regular menu price order. US/Online Only.… https://t.co/lA8zh8vzQA
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10/27
2018
“Cake Book Club and Other Intangible Things” https://t.co/jv4yYuNayLTo anyone suffering from Mental Health issues: it’s ok not to be ok. Ask for help, talk about ur feelings, don’t ke… https://t.co/dGAVLH1miR
Retweeted by MyLissa49WE DID IT! The @Twitch name change is official! Going to miss TofuTofuPanic as I experienced and accomplished a lot… https://t.co/xpwcFwTFp3
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10/11
2018
“I walked off the stage… it must have been bad, because the staff member who greeted me had tears in his eyes.” https://t.co/b58DFpViz6
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10/10
2018
This brilliant but brutal PSA is trying to motivate young people to vote with some reverse psychology https://t.co/7m3qNIIQYW
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10/4
2018
Stop fighting. Stop creating and looking for drama.
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9/19
2018
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/TyWgKgZp3H
9/14
2018
Yes, Your Office’s Temperature is a Sign of the Patriarchy https://t.co/iXy0QZq247 https://t.co/aWM0RMIl6R
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9/5
2018
I’m over the idea that some people have to be cut off in order for them to see what a valuable part of their lives… https://t.co/Lv1KK9ggb4
Retweeted by MyLissa49Every content creator must remember to Dab on the haters and who does it better than @TheAn1meMan https://t.co/NVIOngEYRK
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9/3
2018
RT if you think Geoffrey Owens took a much more honorable path in his life than Bill Cosby https://t.co/3NjJqglsvC
Retweeted by MyLissa49No one plays the Victim better than an Abuser.
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9/2
2018
Sagittarius has the reputation of being so blunt that Libra always passes out when the Sag opens his/her mouth That… https://t.co/9SDkH10g7W
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8/29
2018
"You need to learn how to select your thoughts the same way you select your clothes everyday. This is a power you c… https://t.co/Ffnp2a6LRj
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8/28
2018
haters are losers because they’re so busy hating on other people, they don’t have the energy or focus to direct tow… https://t.co/5WcCk5KERS
Retweeted by MyLissa49i'm gonna let you guys in on a not-so-secret secret: when people are talking about things they enjoy, and you com… https://t.co/PQwiabbGHS
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8/27
2018
I’m okay with a US Space Force. But what we need most is a Truth Force — one that defends against all enemies of ac… https://t.co/sXg8jMfTEj
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8/21
2018
If you can’t justify Planned Parenthood because you are against abortion and whatever, that’s fine. But this tactic… https://t.co/NU91mBXo7z
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8/19
2018
@Tokyo_Lens That’s ok we knew what you meant. It’s not as if we haven’t ever had a typo before.
8/18
2018

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