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Anime titties are wild @MrBeastYT I will spend all 10k on rare Pokemon boxes to open
10/24
2020
Twitch streamers are worrying about DMCA right now so I would like to offer some good news. All of The Gentle Men b… https://t.co/ERpVqyVb2xI feel like some of my friends only hangout with me to feel my biceps. They’re always asking me to flex so they can… https://t.co/m7bAe2dblX @aDrive_tK I’m definitely interested, how many are left?
10/20
2020
I would consider reprising my role in this franchise if they want me back. If they do choose to bring me back, just… https://t.co/kXCjlBJsT6
10/16
2020
I love how the internet likes to tell people who they can and cannot be friends with. Oh this guy I've known for 10… https://t.co/LYDFSPsrJt
10/14
2020
We hit 26.8k subs on twitch which makes us the 5th most subbed channel on all of twitch. I genuinely can’t believe… https://t.co/5x41yh4gsJ
10/12
2020
If 2004 Breakup hits 100 million views by the end of the month I'll shave my asshole and do a full goatse
10/10
2020
New song to deliver nostalgia boners https://t.co/ThmYtbQrS0
10/9
2020
Wikipedia updated the Free Guy lore https://t.co/PY8E33MBoj
10/6
2020
@Trainwreckstv You’re too scary for lesser men sometimes
10/4
2020
Dave Grohl got hit with a shrink ray https://t.co/n3aXf3hcDH
10/3
2020
How are so many people getting an Xbox and ps5 without preordering? I’ve been refreshing stores constantly to no av… https://t.co/XOQ4aUaMlb
10/2
2020
Yeah I don’t give a fuck if Minecraft Stephen is in smash bros. Now if Nintendo added my dad to the game then I’d be excited
10/1
2020
My piss has smelled so good recently. If I filled a cup with it, you’d think you were drinking a pumpkin spice latte
9/29
2020
My friend framed this piece of history https://t.co/lTBDOczwnn
9/24
2020
It’s really not fair they put me on this list. It’s like comparing poodle puppies to a full grown wolf. My IQ can’t… https://t.co/qRy9hTQ7QQ
9/23
2020
Imagine Microsoft bought Bethesda just to shut it down. Turns out they fucking hate elder scrolls and fallout
9/21
2020
A ps5 is harder to find than the fountain of youth right now holy shit. I’m so desperate I tried to call a circuit city just to check
9/17
2020
I feel like such a bad boy when I tell a lie in Among Us. Makes me want to light a cigarette and get on a skateboard
9/15
2020
I predicted this back in 2001. I’ve always said it was the natural progression of street racing and now I can’t wai… https://t.co/dTnwelvkcIFine I'll try Among Us and use my MODOK megamind to prove that I am the supreme genius on Twitch
9/11
2020
I ate a Travis Scott burger today so if I look more handsome from now on, that’s why
9/9
2020
@reanimefilms just read about your situation, my company will be getting in contact with bandai to see if we can he… https://t.co/8ch6ZZ6aZy
9/7
2020
Fuck bro all this 5g radiation is making my dick way too big
9/6
2020
Absolutely fantastic news! I think we're all thankful to hear you were willing to go back and reevaluate the decisi… https://t.co/HxIxXnUvDYI’m absolutely shocked Youtube is deciding to die on this hill striking even the most wholesome creator on their si… https://t.co/bllvynZEw4Really hoping youtube doesn’t strike Mark. It’s obviously a silly decision in the first place and I hope youtube wi… https://t.co/QTrM5NHHShObviously no one should be in trouble for joking about what is clearly a staged video; I'd just like to know why on… https://t.co/G3gdL6IaLoMarkiplier also made a video laughing about the same fake road rage incident. When will he be getting his strike?… https://t.co/J0cLTq0CIM
9/2
2020
That just confirmed no one watched the video. Everyone I’ve talked to at YouTube doesn’t agree with this decision e… https://t.co/wbjAL3OlZ7 @TeamYouTube Thank you. I'd also like to add this was a staged viral Youtube video and there are dozens of uploads… https://t.co/NEcg26j3EwWas going to handle this privately but it seems there is actually no human review in these things. The video that w… https://t.co/UmCpgSv7po
9/1
2020
Imagine wanting money instead of exposure. Money is temporary but exposure is forever. I remember when my family wa… https://t.co/lSOsIcdyek
8/31
2020
Had to slap my meat around in the fall guys tournament today. Sorry to all my opponents, must’ve been terrifying
8/28
2020
Guys act so tough in replies then you click their profile and see shit like “Sensitive to gluten but that doesn’t… https://t.co/G1O0M1yifL
8/25
2020
Only real men remember when discord’s support team role played as mystical high-elves and they blamed all outages o… https://t.co/8SORjdU0es
8/23
2020
Had a dream about you last night. You were a little bitch there too
8/21
2020
I’ve decided that I’m going to piss my pants once a week to humble myself
8/19
2020
Holocaust denial is going to be the next popular conspiracy theory. It’ll be the new flat earth, calling it now “O… https://t.co/BbCPJFIAJCThank ya all for stopping by the stream. Heres @MoistCr1TiKaL in all his glory. Seeya next time :) https://t.co/Mgzga8c7Pv
Retweeted by CharlieI figured it was time I talk more in depth about my company. Might be helpful to any youtubers/streamers out there https://t.co/0wOs4F1ZcT
8/18
2020
Wet-ass pussy got me sad realizing I’ll never be able to feel my vagina getting damp since I have a wiener. I wonde… https://t.co/VDdneuo76H
8/14
2020
I can smell when someone has low reddit karma and actively avoid them in public. Disgusting creaturesYou know his voice from his YouTube videos or maybe even Tropico 5. This time, get ready to hear it in… https://t.co/BmZ01v9xun
Retweeted by Charlie
8/11
2020
I’m still thinking about you Blockbuster
8/5
2020
I turn 26 today. I’m celebrating by trying to fit one extra finger in my ass, wish me luck sports fans
8/2
2020
Wow! #SaveSpongeBobAnime is currently trending; you guys are spectacular! I am currently doing everything in my pow… https://t.co/PDJqSwcnsX
Retweeted by Charlie
8/1
2020
Aliens must be extremely horny, abduction stories always sound like 50 Shades of Grey shit “I was trying to sleep… https://t.co/9gFdM04i1f
7/31
2020
The music industry is so fucking out of touch it's unreal. Absolute troglodytes "DMCA anyone that even hums a song… https://t.co/wbbB9OPGEWI’m on the Chess magazine cover, next I’ll be headlining the ESPN Swimsuit catalogue https://t.co/x4JkxhXWWn
7/29
2020
Somewhere out there is a kid with the ability to be the next Mozart or Einstein, but one day that kid will find Twi… https://t.co/SY0LzWVMeS
7/22
2020
If the universe really is a simulation, then why did they program my asshole to be so fucking hairy? Seems like a waste of the coder’s time
7/19
2020
There should be a maximum age for Facebook like once you hit 30 you are legally forced to stop using it. Would help… https://t.co/k6Ulyi398I
7/15
2020
Can’t believe Tik Tok is at risk of shutting down. Don’t know what I’m going to do if I can’t watch teenagers stick… https://t.co/fGbWqvYMmG
7/9
2020
@Jack_Septic_Eye Looking buff as fuck
7/8
2020
Sometimes when pissing and shitting isn’t enough, drastic measures need to be taken. I’m speaking, of course, about ejaculate. Amen
7/6
2020
Actually the dumbest people in the world live here. I remember when all of Twitter was laughing about how silly it… https://t.co/wKGPfBsCsu
7/4
2020
So many internet celebrities getting into relationships without first asking for my permission and checking to see… https://t.co/7aU0IpaAub
7/1
2020
I’m so invested in this whole Dr Disrespect situation. This is the most intense cliffhanger I’ve ever seen and all… https://t.co/ZPpkenKrA3
6/27
2020
The Jenna Marbles quitting video was hard to watch. The internet mob really controls lives, it felt like I was watc… https://t.co/5z6HlHpqyE
6/25
2020
Guys like this exist just to be laughed at https://t.co/g1I6NzaHUn
6/24
2020
Mixer’s death has to be one of the messiest I’ve seen. Surprise shutdown announcement and spitting in the ass of al… https://t.co/JJt5nrvcKr
6/22
2020
I feel like chess is making me smarter, taller, and chiseling out my jawline. A game for real men
6/19
2020
Belle Delphine is like the Nikola Tesla of simp technology, she basically invented simps and found innovative ways to use them. Good shit
6/17
2020
The Tampa electric infrastructure is the fucking worst, if there is so much as a strong breeze it knocks power out… https://t.co/eBISLEo3an
6/16
2020
Women are loud
6/14
2020
I never really look at Youtube views and shit but this put a boner where my soft cock was https://t.co/Hhwkl5PvHUTwitter is dropping fat checkmarks all over the place today. Feels pretty fucking nice
6/13
2020
New song and music video out now. Spent about a year on this bad boy. https://t.co/j1wactP26W
6/12
2020
DMCA is the boogeyman on twitch right now and I’d just like to ease your fears, yes all of The Gentle Men’s music i… https://t.co/XebSNHKBBz
6/11
2020
Still can't imagine why people stand up to wipe their ass. God invented ass cheeks to perfected spread apart on a t… https://t.co/ChFjWuU7Tb
6/10
2020
I’m going outside today. This is going to be fucking intense
6/8
2020
I can’t believe there are still shows using laugh tracks. That bullshit should be illegal
6/5
2020
Crazy this even needed another autopsy, it's obvious from the video what happened. The first corrupt medical examin… https://t.co/HjbctT3tSD
6/1
2020
Big rioting and looting going on in my area now. I get that peaceful protests haven't done fuck all, but I don't se… https://t.co/JNYxi1Xz4VThank to @ZenGraphics_ for the picThe $10k all random character tournament just wrapped. Congrats to the winners and thank you to everyone who stoppe… https://t.co/dcEBWqeHOw
5/31
2020
It’s weird how the food I eat smells so fucking good but when it passes through my body it comes out smelling like… https://t.co/a26eiqtMdf
5/29
2020
Something huge is coming on June 12th at 5pm EST https://t.co/auMIm7bjPN
5/26
2020
Good public meltdowns always have like 10 people all filming on their phones, but the only video you can ever find… https://t.co/w7n2nopdBG @eddyburback Ah that’s my bad then I misunderstood what you meant then. You may bring out the belt on me, I’m sorry
5/23
2020
Shitting on Keemstar is fine, but what you did was create a weapon anyone with a following can use against someone… https://t.co/VIFBTCwPhCGFuel likely never watched your video, employees were doxed and flooded with demands to drop him. Keem has done fuc… https://t.co/EDHlNpyKEB
5/20
2020
I took an IQ test to finally prove I am one of the smartest men to ever exist. After completing the exam I was aske… https://t.co/Bhn4d8Oua6
5/19
2020
Schools create an environment that often leads to kids being bullied. Let’s just get rid of schools to prevent bullying
5/16
2020
Haven’t posted a pic with Tetra in awhile https://t.co/roqOKMLgh5
5/13
2020
I know many of you are still wounded from Doja Cat’s betrayal but I will help in your recovery. If the new song Rea… https://t.co/WB2xg8QRGhPeople finally figured out Joji is Filthy Frank. I no longer have to keep that secret, that's a huge weight off my… https://t.co/CfllAQEOhO
5/12
2020
New music video is out now. Big thanks to Projekt Melody for guest starring! https://t.co/4E7f3BMzSU
5/9
2020
Shit is wild on twitter, can’t even make personal decisions on your own weight without being labeled awful shit “I… https://t.co/uY6054sPsn
5/8
2020
The norm for video game file sizes is getting out of control. Modern Warfare takes up 180gb. That takes up nearly t… https://t.co/ExR7b7Ppnr
5/6
2020
We think these changes will make the tournaments more focused on fun and stream content instead of stress from turb… https://t.co/PIuCGkkMW2They should make a platform where you have to use your real face to talk shit instead of hiding behind anime pictur… https://t.co/BwdFF68JGs
5/4
2020
Just found out there’s people that like Game of Thrones season 8. My day is fucking ruined$10k Quarantine Major wrapped. Good shit all around and huge thanks to everyone who participated and supported the… https://t.co/SN38UApw7l
5/3
2020
If celebrities really cared about making quarantine better for people, they'd drop a picture of their asshole. No m… https://t.co/ISMC0HDTuA
5/2
2020
Found out someone online didn't like a game I did. I sent them an email and hoping they'll do the right thing and a… https://t.co/ww0318G2qU
4/29
2020
Porn ads used to be so aggressive when I was growing up “You’re a fucking loser. Look at these sexy singles in you… https://t.co/HCJZuvXbeY
4/28
2020

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