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mo mandel @momandel hollywood also narnia

Creator of TV and STAND UP COMEDY. Subscribe to my YOUTUBE page so I can be an influencer.

18,141 Following   21,541 Followers   1,216 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/29/09


#TeamCutiePie #CutiePie https://t.co/KHoQkS7cwD
3/27
2020
Hear a REAL Doctor talk about the #coronavirus and also about sex. @FullReleasePod now on YOUTUBE! https://t.co/45IvynDoId
3/26
2020
Scientists and experts are REAL people too! https://t.co/NpBfHHW9OX
3/25
2020
I wouldn't thank him too much. You're right around the age of people he just said he's willing to sacrifice. https://t.co/Mc515xYUqmPosting this in honor of @realDonaldTrump. #corona https://t.co/s4QIPNEgfG
3/24
2020
Please do this for my fiance, all the other heroes working on saving lives during this madness, and yourself. https://t.co/lmmFwRkijM
3/23
2020
Finally some good news! https://t.co/DgBVhZsGSp
3/22
2020
Who brags more, rappers or Trump while giving an update about the deadly global pandemic? #Covid_19 @CheetoSantino @TheComedyStore @adameget @whiskeyginger_ Jesus. Is that what the Coronavirus does to people?!
3/21
2020
@mybgbreakalmost @brguest20 Love @brguest20 work in the Miller Lite ads!For people in Boston, this is the worst news they’ve heard all month. https://t.co/WLi30g74g0My fiancé and all healthcare peeps are heroes. I haven’t left the house in 3 days. Can’t even imagine. 🏅 https://t.co/y8xgPn1b7kSince we don't have medicine for #corona yet, laughter actually is the best medicine. https://t.co/QJPXJfi70I
3/20
2020
My doctors a freak. https://t.co/edwTHtbLxgMy Doctor is a Freak. https://t.co/aUV9gVLByY via @YouTubeI bet those two wish they'd remained royals.We had Sober October and now we have No Showers March. @fakedansavage @AshleyGWinter Technically, I do believe that counts as birth control.
3/19
2020
Quarantine update: been masturbating to videos of people shaking hands.
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3/18
2020
Finally something makes sense. https://t.co/hBvMvOdc9W
3/17
2020
CORONA CROWD WORK! Gotta go viral before I go virus! #crowdwork #Standup https://t.co/Lf44V0brpl https://t.co/J91D3dc7AC @momandel #MoMandel #FahimAnwar #AmySchumer #bertkreischer #tiffanyhaddish #thecomedystore #worldfamouscomedystorehttps://t.co/KoJpbduQU8
Retweeted by mo mandelWhy doesn’t @joerogan just eat some extra elk meat and jalapeños and destroy this virus already?!I’ve been being emotionally distant for years so being socially distant should be a smoooooooth transition.
3/16
2020
But comedy clubs are still open. https://t.co/r3fJkLKqDDSorry SAN FRANCISCO @punchlinesf is CANCELLED because God is punishing us for using plastic straws. I promise to r… https://t.co/0U68QXG2L9
3/15
2020
Tonight!! Still! For some reason! https://t.co/Ru38ZHuBL6
3/14
2020
The choice is clear, go out into the world and get the #Corona virus, or quarantine at home with your loved ones and get a divorce.Come at me #coronapocalypse. https://t.co/1O94M93Lwx @leonardrobinson @houseofcomedyaz Oh groundling gets canceled and now U wanna FaceTime. Smh @r_sparber @houseofcomedyaz Cancelled!Hey guys, the CDC has contacted me and I'm going to have to postpone my theatre tour for the time being and will in… https://t.co/DanPWm7QFI90 people at my stand up show tonight. I'm counting it as a sellout. #coronasellout #Covid_19Just checked with my doctor and I'm officially three weeks away from killing someone for some Lysol. #AdIf the #CoronaOutbreak has taught anything it’s that we are woefully unprepared for Zombies.
3/13
2020
@leonardrobinson He was. Got shot by BirdMan Flu. hahahahhahahhahahahahhahTOP 10 GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS! #CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirus https://t.co/Lv3IuTCXBy https://t.co/kiKPfdF0SvWhen anyone sneezes on your flight: #CoronavirusPandemic #coronavirus https://t.co/JWQSpFrYkjFinally the @warriors catch a break! #NBA
3/12
2020
Due to the #Corona outbreak the WNBA has announced that they will be playing games with no crowds. At least that’s… https://t.co/DElVSkTwifIs it too obvious that I’m after my inheritance if I buy my parents tickets to a cruise? #coronavirusOpposites attract. Great minds think alike. Same but different. Yin and yang. #twins #comedy #hollywood #comedianshttps://t.co/ElSIQr8YKr
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3/11
2020
Crazy to think that me @nickthune and @sammorril are all performing in Phoenix this weekend and yet I’m the only on… https://t.co/SrQMq7JI6ePrediction: Coronavirus wipes out all the old timers and @PeteButtigieg steps in to carry the torch.How many condoms do I have to swallow to prevent the Coronavirus?
3/10
2020
It's Time to SPRING TRAIN ⚾️those LAUGHS! This Week at @houseofcomedyaz on @highstreetaz it's @momandel - You know… https://t.co/Kpu1vr6pgp
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3/9
2020
@dan_trosdahl I go big on them tweets.
3/8
2020
PHOENIX LET’S GET IT NEXT WEEK! https://t.co/OqVkjDfm7G https://t.co/dcu8g1NEQIMARCH 25-28 @MoMandel 🥊 You recognize him from Golden Revenge, Comedy Knockout, & Barmageddon. Get your tickets pro… https://t.co/K0quFmrnhG
Retweeted by mo mandelHead to @punchlinesf for a gut workout you'll actually enjoy! 😂3/11-3/14 - @JoshSneed 😂3/15 - @standupjoe 😂3/18-3… https://t.co/vvArrvQez2
Retweeted by mo mandelThis Corona bullshit is really fucking up my merch sales.PHOENIX! Come out to @houseofcomedyaz next weekend! https://t.co/Hq1pcuVlcL @ChrisMillhouse I still blame it on SARS.
3/7
2020
Every comedian not selling tickets this week: "It's the Coronavirus! No one wants to leave the house!"
3/6
2020
#Coronavirus #Coronvirus #comedy https://t.co/E181B8DFGC @Nicksimonbirch Or maybe u should just stick your head in a toilet.I've unfollowed 2000 people in the last week and now I totally get what Thanos was all about. @michaelianblack @amyschumer @TheoVon @bertkreischer @TiffanyHaddish Man, @ComedyCentral takes forever to make thes… https://t.co/3RKoy8Emt0Oh boy, with this kinda controversial tweeting we won't be getting Reality Bites Back season 2 after all! Me,… https://t.co/Bz2rn7US0z
3/5
2020
At LAX. A woman wearing a mask standing ten feet from me. I coughed. She moved another ten feet and wrapped a sca… https://t.co/tn9zZS6j0PL.B.C https://t.co/je57Phue4qCongratulations to Joe Biden for using the “I have a black friend line” to its full effect!
3/4
2020
I'm flipping the script, I'm creating a broccoli that tastes like steak.A fan who knew me from @DougBenson’s podcast came to the 10 o’clock show tonight. Except there wasn’t one because i… https://t.co/1L5JLXA8wm
3/2
2020
@r_sparber @HarveyComedyPDX Thanks twitter boyfriend! Don't let your wife keep us apart!If you look at the coronavirus under a really powerful microscope does it say MADE IN CHINA?. #PHX - We're MARCHing in like a 🦁with some great shows at @houseofcomedyaz on @highstreetaz - This Week @RichVoshttps://t.co/HjGeD253ml
Retweeted by mo mandelThis is @momandel killing it tonight in Portland @HarveyComedyPDX Great fucking crowd! #portland #standup #comedyhttps://t.co/08B5ZqxKFI
Retweeted by mo mandelAlways fun! Come out this weekend to @HarveyComedyPDX! https://t.co/FcKtfu7LrQ
2/29
2020
@r_sparber #CoronaVirusUpdates @r_sparber I’m sick but at least tht might make my old jokes sound different.I’ve always been terrible at using condoms so this Corona Virus face mask thing is gonna be tough. @robertfgibson @JessWellington2 @HarveyComedyPDX @jacobsirof So was I.This starts tonight Portland! Check us out @HarveyComedyPDX all this weekend! #portland #comedy #standup #clubhttps://t.co/FBKw9qMKw9
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2/28
2020
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 https://t.co/D4PLzumeQ8Come out to @HarveyComedyPDX! #portland #rosecity #clyde https://t.co/yHl2yOpo9i
2/26
2020
Can’t wait for tonight’s @chaoswithjosh with my guests @danlevy @momandel and @IamCrystalMarie! Oh yeah, I also did… https://t.co/poX33yrT3d
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2/25
2020
@HarveyComedyPDX https://t.co/UVc5qL9L9K @HarveyComedyPDX https://t.co/9gcEOeenPl
2/24
2020
@BradWollack @funnybrad Impossible right?Turns out that that kid is 9 and @funnybrad is a solid ten for putting this whole charitable thing together. I got… https://t.co/PiCANhutW0
2/22
2020
The only guy having a worse day than @MikeBloomberg. https://t.co/M38mvEHXlm @Rebecca_Arthur @Nicksimonbirch @BernieSanders Your friend sounds cool and super fun! Are they single? Asking for a friend. @Nicksimonbirch @BernieSanders Racist!If the #DemocraticDebate were a #battlerap. 😂 https://t.co/yP4x4LExjG @nealbrennan @nomaninthesky @NikkiGlaser @moshekasher @natashaleggero if you like poor comedians then I'm your guy!… https://t.co/cd56OxDlLqI’m a proud Jew and I don’t mean this in a disrespectful way, but no matter what @BernieSanders is saying, all I he… https://t.co/A9rFfthmcn @DerrickLuciano Hahahhhh oh im sorry, my mistake!How embarrassing is it that the only people of color involved in the #DemocraticDebate are off stage asking questions? (Answer: very)
2/20
2020
When you're alone at the party but it's all good cause the molly just kicked in. https://t.co/mlABb0ujuW
2/18
2020
@Eden_Eats I thought that was a documentary about me trying to make it in Hollywood.
2/17
2020
PHOENIX! 🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵 https://t.co/RXlZw2rsrj
2/16
2020
Tonight Feb 15 @momandel headlines!! Showtimes: 7:30pm & 10:00pm! Get your tickets at https://t.co/m8KQ60Za5A 403.2… https://t.co/LtA8uRTS7x
Retweeted by mo mandel @JK_Ver_2 Hahhaha 😫😫😫😫 that was a nightmare! Hope people still had fun. La Chaim!
2/15
2020
@gmm6797 Fair enough.Dammit, I'm in Canada and I keep getting tricked into looking at what's trending here and learning about hockey!#HappyValentinesDay (good luck) https://t.co/9cVsZPZx34Um so @Jokoy just sold out two shows in the same arena that the @warriors play at. Holy shucks that's totally incr… https://t.co/pEnPRVCXRP
2/14
2020
Just because people are more talented than me doesn't mean that they should have more opportunities and better care… https://t.co/CPZ0UoJy9h @SolaceBiersack 👻
2/13
2020

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