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Joined Twitter 8/17/14


My MIL: if they call a bra an over the shoulder Boulder holder, do they call mens underwear an under the butt nut h… https://t.co/EYABPAMCgD
11/26
2020
After having corona, I understand what my boo @tomhanks experienced. I wish I could have made him chicken soup and… https://t.co/YAuVkKqiFYI still love him!!! @tomhanks https://t.co/8RDEqUP5KP
11/16
2020
Crazy part is people closest to me make me feel this way 😒 https://t.co/R6g9j9RS9ZPeople making me feel like I’m alone only Makes me want to isolate myself. Depression is a bitch
7/15
2020
@Ooh_Chels On your birthday? Hahah what a butt
7/14
2020
Love my life in Arizona. Miss my family like crazy in Colorado. Love my job here. Do I move back?I need a months worth of fat loss pills statSo you mean the dream I had where my corgi was a trex Mermaid was legit?!?! https://t.co/zMLbrxbmxFLet’s just give thanks that my boyfriend @tomhanks survived the corona virus. I was freaking out for a bit. #loveyouhanx
7/8
2020
@Ooh_Chels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
7/7
2020
@Ooh_Chels @AprilIsmail2 https://t.co/1CwcV5wtQq
7/3
2020
My sister in law to me: do you want me to hurt you? I would never, because let’s be real....you’re old. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
6/27
2020
Baseball.
Retweeted by Serena MedinaThis made my heart so happy https://t.co/ZyjfmKsYyIMy dads color blind and literally since I can remember he’s talked about wanting the glasses that help the color bl… https://t.co/InnFjL2Q9f
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6/24
2020
Happy Father’s Day to my cousin @Ooh_Chels. Single mother and fucking killing it. Love you β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ’‹πŸ’‹
6/21
2020
You know you made a good ass dinner when everyone is quiet as fuck πŸ₯°
6/13
2020
Flash back to the time I met Jeremiah from @FloribamaShore outside a gas station In Arizona trying to sell me a gym… https://t.co/bBXqy3ihG8
6/4
2020
anderson cooper was just spitting... this was necessary. #GeorgeFloyd #blacklivesmatter #cnn https://t.co/S6hjw4gYT7
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6/2
2020
@Ooh_Chels Hahaha yolo
5/23
2020
@RoxDugoutStores @Ooh_Chels @AprilIsmail2 winner winner chicken dinner!!?!??Round 2 starts now! Like, retweet, and tag a friend! Make sure they follow us, so both of you guys can win! Today w… https://t.co/BHZ8vQahMH
Retweeted by Serena MedinaOver counting my calories and trying to figure out what meal im missing and how long I’m going to the gym so I can… https://t.co/QLRMTRWc2d
5/21
2020
@AprilIsmail2 @KDollaz11 @Ooh_Chels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/TBJwyvb3m4
5/18
2020
Let us pause for a word from our dear leader.... https://t.co/V5tFAGUSbX
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5/15
2020
@whatthefit is literally the best show on YouTube it’s so funny. I’m dying 🀣🀣🀣🀣
5/12
2020
@AprilIsmail2 Move here
5/11
2020
I felt this https://t.co/YKHXMshHog
5/10
2020
Overheard a lady with a disability sad because there weren’t single rolls of paper towel. When I checked out I gave… https://t.co/p31Rk7uNkL
5/8
2020
@Rockies Colorado native that moved to Arizona 2 years ago and I’m very sad to not see baseball this season. Can I pay for a mask?
5/4
2020
@Ooh_Chels Say hey I think I saw 5$ out in the yard somewhere and *poof @Ooh_Chels Fr it’s the best
5/1
2020
You best believe I’m getting me that mug and hat https://t.co/VuTzUbkh5uThis year the Rockies will have their first player inducted into the Hall of Fame! To commemorate this occasion, we… https://t.co/Q5t323lL9w
Retweeted by Serena MedinaWill someone from Canada send me some ketchup chips plleeaasseee
4/30
2020
@KDollaz11 @Ooh_Chels @AprilIsmail2 @Dmoneeeyyyy Fuuuccck we doing this or nah? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4/20
2020
I broke my potato peeler because it use it too much πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
4/19
2020
Cat vs Dog challenge https://t.co/bqLXCnJSv3
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4/13
2020
@AprilIsmail2 What she do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
4/7
2020
My bf: I don’t text and drive... I drive and text #droppingknowledge
3/29
2020
@Ooh_Chels Share it with meeeeee
3/28
2020
@Ooh_Chels I just chugged a glass of wine πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Thor was fr throwing up so much he was bleeding I thought he was dying. Talk to my vet the fucking dog had HEART BURN!!! πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
3/20
2020
Just a Parrot in a Poncho https://t.co/WWzB52PUPD
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3/19
2020
Pulled a Chelsea...poor guy didn’t see that drink coming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!!!?!?!??! https://t.co/ZE4BwHWqRII went full Chelsea on shelbys boo at the bar yesterday πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Abby left meeeeeee 😫😩😩
3/16
2020
Bae is comping with friends, is this how he feels when I leave cuz this suuuuxxxx
3/15
2020
@Ooh_Chels I’m sorrrryyyy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜©
3/13
2020
@Ooh_Chels https://t.co/VtTSOkbbPq
3/7
2020
The Code word tonight is Zebra IYKYK
Retweeted by Serena MedinaBeat part of my day was when Abby showed me her bewbs over FaceTimeJust got some A1 dick right before I leave to CO #winning
2/28
2020
Me heading to Chelsea’s this weekend https://t.co/BrobeIAeam @StephanLauren @Ooh_Chels Oh fuck shits gonna get real this weekend....I’m ready https://t.co/XDUFU67gM8
2/27
2020
@Ooh_Chels https://t.co/KcfwFChMWC
2/19
2020
@AprilIsmail2 LmaooooooAn instructor yelled at me today. I responded by yelling in the most professional way I can, β€œTHANK YOI FOR YOUR TI… https://t.co/VvCGzV5MEK
2/14
2020
Fr @billieeilish is so classically beautiful..who the fuck cares what her body looks like her vibes are πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
2/10
2020
bro I found this way funnier than it is https://t.co/AasR9aRpn5
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2/7
2020
The amount of pain in my heart rn is unreal. Zoey was with me through so much idk what ima do without her
2/6
2020
@Ooh_Chels she’s crazy what the fuuuccckkk
2/5
2020
@Ooh_Chels By who
1/25
2020
Shout out to my boo for getting me the best bday present everrrrr @DustyHudd
1/22
2020
Made the mistake of giving miah coffee.. welp good thing he’s leaving soon πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ“΄ @_chismosa_ Had to pay and extra .75 for that cheeseGolf-ball sized hailstones rained down on parts of southeastern Australia. The white balls of ice were large enou… https://t.co/0g80AK48wJ
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1/21
2020
@Dmoneeeyyyy @DustyHudd you’ll def do this when we have kids πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1/20
2020
@Ooh_Chels Im right here foo @Disney do a remake of the sword in the stone plllllleeeeeaaasseeeeDusty trying to get my mom to smoke weed β€œit’ll make you see native Jesus” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1/19
2020
@Dmoneeeyyyy Lmaoooo yesssIt really makes my heart happy to see how much my nephew and Dusty love each other
1/18
2020
@Ooh_Chels HahahaJust a few more days till I’m 34, my friends better post pics of me looking sexy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1/17
2020
Bro I’ve never laughed so hard. @Oh_Danibaby https://t.co/p2U2BKB3rm
1/14
2020
You know you’re a grown up when you get excited about a fancy mop you got on sale πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
1/13
2020
Lmao I’m laughing way to hard at this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ceYJF85Jpq
Retweeted by Serena Medina @Dmoneeeyyyy Same dude I woke up and threw up like 5 times πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1/12
2020
@Dah_meh_lee @xGooN187x Literally his only companion, the dog looks like the man was taking care of it better than himself. Shame on them.
1/10
2020
Maybe the greatest airport reunion ever https://t.co/0PIfiwNrzm
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1/9
2020
Spending the new year sick af. πŸ€§πŸ€’πŸ˜·
1/2
2020
@Ooh_Chels I felt this
1/1
2019
@chloevallejosxo We ain’t hung before but i got you too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @Ooh_Chels
12/29
2019
@HustlersMovie is just step up: strippers edition. @Ooh_Chels πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ima go to jags!!! πŸ˜‚It’s Xmas eve, I’m drinking a red beer with not pants on. My legs draped over dusty as we sit on the couch and watc… https://t.co/P1eK1GwBDN
12/25
2019
Missing my lovey extra tonight 😞πŸ₯°πŸ˜ž
12/21
2019
Update baby was coo. We coo cooTheirs a baby on my flight...fuuuccckkkReally excited to see my cousin and smell her hair #Iknowimweird πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
12/20
2019
My cousin mondo just said I’m his favorite cousin hahah #yesss #winning @Ooh_Chels @Dmoneeeyyyy I’m #winning
12/15
2019
That’s hiding I’m my closet for the rest of my life cuz I don’t feel like being social #thatkindofday
12/13
2019
@Dmoneeeyyyy Whoooo @Dmoneeeyyyy Arizona state has one of the best med programs in the nation.... #JustSayin #mayoclinic @Dmoneeeyyyy Be skinny, fuck food https://t.co/eOiTUTOmLfWhoever jumped @BrotherNature you’re moms a hoe
12/8
2019
Koby told me for Xmas he’s getting me new eyebrows πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
12/7
2019

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