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Who trying to hit the melatonin pen https://t.co/nLLWKYLgU3
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1/16
2021
See you in hell Fichtner
1/14
2021
@gillyb420 @michalobultra All the other lyrics are Korean and I’m not downloading a whole keyboard for a tweet, but y’all get the gist @michalobultra @gillyb420 Michal never fucks with family planningNew CIA who dis
1/8
2021
What we need is a committee of public safety
1/6
2021
Put some salt in the woundLast tweet of 2020 https://t.co/18oEs1NkDO
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1/2
2020
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12/31
2020
What this country really needs is a good old fashioned a***********n.
12/29
2020
👑 AFC NORTH CHAMPS 👑 #HereWeGo | 📝: https://t.co/DMM2RrK9NK https://t.co/tdZjuPFATj
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12/27
2020
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12/26
2020
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Retweeted by pls say sike...Who has sex at the zig? On Christmas Eve?
12/25
2020
the day has come https://t.co/iR2vFKkIJF
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12/24
2020
carp
12/19
2020
This is still the most accurate meme of 2020 https://t.co/Jo7WsLebu9
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12/18
2020
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Retweeted by pls say sike...Reading Camus in Time of Plague and Polarization ... https://t.co/Sku5NchC8l
Retweeted by pls say sike...Steelers Lose For First Time In 340 Days Congrats Everyone https://t.co/tzoAM89ATi
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12/8
2020
Nick Hernandez introduced you to Valentina on eggs or he didn’t love you, and there was no in between
12/7
2020
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12/6
2020
@michalobultra I deny these accusationsCoach T speaks no lies https://t.co/H5bWtz57Hc
12/3
2020
I can only promise to do better next year https://t.co/L094WfHnmv1️⃣ RT = 1️⃣ #ProBowlVote for: @Nelson_Island @joehaden23 @rell_island6 @minkfitz_21 @14rspillane @Bud_Dupreehttps://t.co/rUsTEWFTPg
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12/2
2020
Ray Lewis killed a guy. Fuck the Ravens.
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11/30
2020
Not my wine-drunk mother singing the praises of mayor pete
11/27
2020
Hey Siri, play King Park
11/25
2020
@michalobultra Spell narc right you heaux
11/22
2020
@Fugate_theGreat Tell governor meatball I’ll see him in the sulfur pits @Fugate_theGreat Covid truly is the mark of the beast. I walk amongst the damned now.Can I put Covid Survivor on a resume?
11/21
2020
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11/20
2020
it is once again giveaway time. im not going to tell you what the prize is, but I will be giving you hints this we… https://t.co/3K9QcCujOk
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11/16
2020
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11/15
2020
We die in a society 🤯🤯
11/12
2020
I really been tryna fight the rona with sudafed smhpfizer dropping the covid vaccine via the snkrs app so don't even worry
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11/10
2020
Dark brown one got his lil thick ass tossed up https://t.co/u7sKII8px6
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11/9
2020
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Retweeted by pls say sike...Jeopardy host Alex Trebek has died at the age of 80. He gave us some incredible memories of the years. (via Sony… https://t.co/w695KEaDlG
Retweeted by pls say sike...2020: 1 Step Forward, 2 Steps Back https://t.co/7HRHVCh2HY
11/8
2020
Y’all earned this one today. https://t.co/h4hL6Cr5XK
Retweeted by pls say sike...Ok MS13 is having a block party and it’s actually kinda fun.
Retweeted by pls say sike...MAGA becomes streetwear now
Retweeted by pls say sike...Now I can finally die of Covid in peace
11/7
2020
the day has come https://t.co/NI8utnHY7e
Retweeted by pls say sike... @AKimerline Their hands have to be like so dry
11/5
2020
Where are the vast pleasure domes?
11/4
2020
Pickerington got the double-wide Roosters fr 😤😤
11/3
2020
@spacificocean7 @Capital_U Pain.The Jim Jordan-sweating-on-an-exercise bike ad has to be one of the worst political ads of all time @Fugate_theGreat “Zoomers can have a little therapy, as a treat!” - TikTok Intellectuals“Tarot is cheaper than therapy.” - an unwell personI can’t believe this game wasn’t flexed out of #SNF https://t.co/aPjuW2IhR4
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11/2
2020
"With this pick, the Browns select … " https://t.co/DrvU92jQ47
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10/31
2020
the day has come https://t.co/kvXvvXvk7H
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10/29
2020
General Tso committed war crimes
10/28
2020
@Fugate_theGreat https://t.co/uIMXDFHvlF
10/27
2020
Pain State
10/24
2020
@valpilipchuk that shower blunt better than church
10/23
2020
I'm going to become the joker https://t.co/TqmXAvCctA
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10/20
2020
Put 60 on ‘em
Retweeted by pls say sike...Fun fact: you can vote as many times as you want 🇺🇸
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10/18
2020
@kraft_macnchees Isn’t he ur boss?
10/17
2020
what i'm smoking is dirt https://t.co/XXULzM8Iq5
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10/16
2020
Sources: OBJ sent home with pink eye https://t.co/40rRaE9LG4
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10/15
2020
The taliban are DNC operatives
10/12
2020
MAPLETRONhow it started how its going https://t.co/Effadq8mW3
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10/11
2020
Might just re-watch the west wing to escape real politics
10/10
2020
If Trump just shook Covid in 48 hours with a diet of McDonalds and speed we should start considering the uncomforta… https://t.co/Y1YYB0t7gi
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10/6
2020
@degreatdelph If we don’t acknowledge it, it isn’t real
10/2
2020
it’s guy’s night baby! you know what that means. war crimes
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10/1
2020
@michalobultra Can I shake the bed tho?Just confirmed, debate #2 is a just a fist fight in a Chili's parking lot
Retweeted by pls say sike...I could watch the debate or I could set myself on fire, and I would achieve the same result
9/30
2020
late night thinking about cracker barrel much to consider
9/29
2020
Saying "the Beatles suck actually" is one of the most embarrassing opinions ever devised online
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9/26
2020
Michal has never considered slowing down at a yellow light
9/23
2020
Roe v Wade was fun while it lasted
9/19
2020
2070 shift inbound https://t.co/CLTGfu7wBGBaker Mayfield, who played well, is the 4th best QB in his division.
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9/18
2020
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9/16
2020
Big Ben outrushed Saquon 😳 Roethlisberger: 9 Rush Yds Barkley: 6 Rush Yds https://t.co/zKaTmbQ0Z9
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9/15
2020
Ray Lewis didn’t kill a man, his sentient white suit did.
9/13
2020
David Johnson once he left Arizona https://t.co/MGdiVFm6EZ
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9/11
2020
If you aren't up on @SAINtJHN yet, here are three songs to get you started. https://t.co/60poJMnpBO
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9/10
2020
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9/8
2020
@NoLuckNeal We’ll be in the private rooms, with the latest dictionary and the days who’s-who @NoLuckNeal The drugs come easy, the drugs come cheap
9/6
2020

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