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i like turtles @Mplingo New York, NY

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Joined Twitter 9/12/19


@stickysweett Let’s get BIG @dzsailor1 I’ve always loved leg day! @ryethos_ Love the SUPPORTI ♥️ leg day https://t.co/VILVYPdKqK
1/18
2021
@calebalman 😞I bought him flowers https://t.co/sXGyNfs5zj
1/16
2021
At the point in the workout where i have to go upstairs to the kettlebells and my legs shake. Best part of every Friday 😂Donald Trump’s did https://t.co/KYRXy0VuFw @skskskoot Hmmm… maybe its you that is going to write it you’ve got some GREAT ideas @skskskoot Omg not the paper rip for a button! @skskskoot I never said I liked it! Just calling it! @beealbz @Tanablems Azelia ruined it, honey. Talk to herCalling it now: at some point in the next 10 years someone WILL write a biographic musical about Nancy Pelosi and i… https://t.co/6lZQ6mTHKP @beealbz @Tanablems Lets dig up a cat @Tanablems Well I still have 6+ hours left ❄️ 🐩I am done with work at 3pm today
1/15
2021
@smith__ryan__ Always keeping us down!Everybody is doing steroids these days 😔 https://t.co/jw1P2AVl6hA sculpture of Dolly Parton would be a decidedly less controversial addition to the Tennessee State Capitol, which… https://t.co/MFwRp2TIwi
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1/14
2021
Again, Donald Trump- https://t.co/jU0qAVTF9i
Retweeted by i like turtlesDonald Trump becomes the first President in American history to be impeached twice in the House of Representatives
Retweeted by i like turtles @antnyvlz He is the absolute WORSTJust so we’re all clear, Trump committed impeachable offenses from the time he was sworn in. What changed is he bec… https://t.co/6lVv75ozK1
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Retweeted by i like turtlesI wonder if she’ll perform that song she wrote during the coup https://t.co/XGIw5n26RP @acr_cool ‼️These pictures are crazy https://t.co/TqP0Jy9tJXForgot how much this album slaps https://t.co/8SCAxqJQYG
1/13
2021
I am stanning Hope Tala so hard today https://t.co/GAJvYZTXTe @arxhiiie The TASTE. I have listened to their entire discography twice through in my workouts the past 2 dayshttps://t.co/quMmDgWJ0D
Retweeted by i like turtles @KobeBrown_ Omg i didn’t mean to 😭 i enjoy you and your contentGOP Rep Cawthorn told people to “threaten Congress or they’re coming for them” GOP Rep Miller told people “Hitler… https://t.co/tVE5c5NFLI
Retweeted by i like turtlesMood today = I’m really fucking excited to eat lunch @NYsocialbee It is her birthday 😊 MY QUEEN @Tanablems What about a matineeRemember when Boomers told us we had to untag every Facebook photo of ourselves having a beer at a party in college… https://t.co/nQ3w25nI6a
Retweeted by i like turtlesJust purged 400 accounts i was following on Instagram and i feel ~great~
1/12
2021
Just don’t forget that 2k stimmy & that loan forgiveness Joseph https://t.co/rKjhFBe6wb
Retweeted by i like turtlesLet’s stop calling work communities “families” pleaseI hope everyone is having a good day, except for everyone getting arrested for attempting a coup! 😀I haven’t been doing any upper body stuff in the past few weeks cause my shoulder has been bothering me, BUT I have… https://t.co/NnuzdvJjB0
1/11
2021
I did skincare https://t.co/Y34ZMcWO1n
1/10
2021
This is now a Nicole Wallace stan accountPeople need to go read 1984 again before they start throwing the word Orwellian around
1/9
2021
We really supposed to work today? After the damn Coup?!?!?Impeach.
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1/7
2021
@slutfromthe90z See! I knew it!
1/6
2021
@slutfromthe90z Haha idk i go to the Bowery location @slutfromthe90z Hey i go to this crunch @MattRogersTho I have to disagree here
1/5
2021
@danielsogay You got it!
1/3
2021
I hate when i type ‘ instead of ! @beealbz I love you!
1/1
2020
Me: just got out of the shower, gonna throw on clothes and head over! Also me: lays on the bed and scrolls Twitter for 25 min @eww_David_ Omg you are ripping into these gays today! I am here for it!I’m stressed about the logic of the movie “Cars”Just watched a girl on the street realize she forgot her mask, say “fucking shit!” to herself and then turn around… https://t.co/iIntatUgcFI miss group spin classes 😔 (and getting in them for free bcU was friends with all the instructors) @superboy8500 @eddiespaghettii ‼️‼️‼️ 👄I like this new gym, but it’s sooo straight :/Mathieu from Search Party deserved better. First they pulled that Johnny Woops shit on him and then killed him off smh @_kurtalert Like noon or… @superboy8500 Like I am in hardcore vacation mode lol @stickysweett At least I know I am not alone!Why am I working rn? @JakeWoody Yes, absolutely, me too! Why is there so much pressure?I slept 9 hours and I am still tired? What’s the big idea here?
12/31
2020
@_kurtalert How did the day end up
12/30
2020
@adammc123 Yes! I’m a crunch girl now
12/29
2020
😍😍😍 🌲 https://t.co/Xe47nqb0aM
12/27
2020
@beealbz And then spiral down a Kennedy center honors/musical theatre YouTube rabbit hole
12/25
2020
@kevinmaisto This tweet is my childhood @beealbz That’s my fish!
12/24
2020
How’s THIS for a personal essay!
12/23
2020
I hate when I get the captcha wrong. Like….. am I a robot?I just wanna know why Kelly Clarkson thinks she can scream belt half a phrase and then go back to her heady mix lik… https://t.co/atRqlbCtBYIn this house, we stan Paca la Piraña
12/22
2020
@skskskoot Omg
12/21
2020
@beealbz @DanielJDuggan Hey Dan, thanks for your message! Yes.Happy indeed 😍 https://t.co/rXGZ7j8An9 @_kurtalert Ok i love a callus!Not all the Met statues flaring up my body dysmorphia! @_kurtalert As my mom used to say “save your hay you might marry a horse” @Apollo_Noir I followed the rules! https://t.co/F9QZOJyXzq @Apollo_Noir I didn’t, just gave my thumbs up! @slutfromthe90z But he’s cute and he sleeps in my bed with his brothers https://t.co/WJaI5NNkFl @slutfromthe90z https://t.co/GzTKe2LhW0 @slutfromthe90z I have a plush that is so cute! But the problem with it is that the opening where the vines come ou… https://t.co/QgnEeN2gX4 @philfromthe90s I’m jealous! I am laughably badI went to the Met https://t.co/GZhTMH8GQO
12/20
2020
@theprincedylan @ShesAllMatt 😂😂 i really just am both! @JakeWoody I take that section of Facebook as an aggressive personal attack @_kurtalert Froot loop!New gym, who dis? https://t.co/XLtZ5MyQG9 @superboy8500 @brianbrownbear Morning crew unite! https://t.co/Ail2Er8qFK @brianbrownbear Everyone’s messy tweets from only hours before! @beealbz ♥️♥️♥️ @brianbrownbear Hello same @owlofday The Live DJ one with Adrian!
12/19
2020

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