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👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @mprlibre between NYC and Puerto Rico

she/her/ella. boricua. Writer. Huge nerd. I work on Broadway (currently: Oklahoma!) and am a contributor for @stageandcandor

2,658 Following   1,841 Followers   15,046 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/23/09


Imagine being some rich person and you could buy any art in the world and you decide to buy a Koons?
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10/17
2019
@Lin_Manuel IS THAT THE PENIS LITTLE MERMAID COVER? I got that one back in PR 😎identity politics is when you only vote for the person with your exact identity which is why I always write myself in at the booth
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻Jessica Fletcher is truly one of the best Fictional Jessicas and you have to salute a massively popular TV show abo… https://t.co/plNO64rT2R
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻Happy birthday to our QUEEN, Angela Lansbury! https://t.co/kAKoWIUhpa
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻And Miss You Like Hell is going to live in every theater where Latina women want amazing musical theater roles whic… https://t.co/PUV7vfO6lu
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻It's #PronounsDay. Here's how to use they/them/theirs respectfully. https://t.co/nQcNSg5BCg
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻honestly at this point maybe cancel AHS and just give us the coven spin off we all want
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻You’ve been trying to convince folks to not believe people for decades but over $50 million dollars in settlements… https://t.co/4yaFutIOZj
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10/16
2019
The Ronan Farrow book is 🔥 #CatchAndKillTUESDAY. You've no destiny but the one you choose for yourself. No one gets to decide who you are, who you become.… https://t.co/fUmi5NRzD0
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻We can't ignore the brutal murder of Atatiana Jefferson. State violence is similar everywhere—against immigrants i… https://t.co/FutpyjAEZx
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻#AtatianaJefferson, 28.... Is yet another life added to the ever growing roster of Black lives senselessly taken fo… https://t.co/BgrJXnSlow
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻“I wanted to paint the last thing that #AtatianaJefferson was doing before she was killed by the cops. Her life mat… https://t.co/UtIIJHYkvE
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻For the @NYTmag culture issue, I profiled the great Kathryn Hahn https://t.co/vlM9uuMEAN
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻ASK FOR INFO ON YHE YACHT CLOTHES AND YE SHALL RECEIVE https://t.co/31TFJwjIns
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10/15
2019
Everything about Succession is so Shakespearean (and purposely so) that it makes my anglophile super nerd heart soar. SOAR.Honestly Cousin Greg is iconic https://t.co/Y489iTuYtl
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @katerone ❤️Fuck Columbus and fuck colonialism.Today is laundry and writing day. At least the laundry for sure will get accomplished. @katerone Reminded me of this, and I hope your show is an indication that we’re due for a Democrat takeover in 2020… https://t.co/pc03ibZQ9rDownloaded 2 new dating apps because I’m not yet ready to accept that I’m the problem
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻Greg saying "I am more than a sprinkle" is a mood. #SuccessionHBO
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻GIVE JEREMY STRONG ALL THE EMMYS YOU COWARDS! #Succession @amandamull In a perfect world, Succession would be the most popular show on HBO. It’s too fucking good to be ignored, damnit!I had to read tweets about Game Of Thrones for like 19 years and I intend to tweet about Succession until everyone in my life abandons me
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻The season finale of Succession gave me multiple orgasms. HOT DAMN THIS SHOW. @louisvirtel https://t.co/0iukDh4moi
10/14
2019
@highkingelliott @hale_appleman I admire you so much. You just ooze beauty and warmth and charm and originality. I… https://t.co/gXFh78xB57I was today years old when I realized it’s called figgy pudding because it has figs in it. I thought figgy was some… https://t.co/vMCXCabahv @LouisPeitzman Ugh my tickets are for January, I want to see it noooooooow! @MsMarialba Thank you! ❤️ @MsMarialba I’ll say what I THOUGHT it was: Valencillo. It’s similar but different. I’ve known him for almost a decade lol.I just boricuasplained my white male friend on the pronounciation of his last name, which is Spanish, and after loo… https://t.co/2bSm0T1dKz
10/13
2019
@regalmiscreants Oh hell no. Nope. Nope nope nope. @thelucindac @highkingelliott SameIn case he somehow finds this, I was just kidding, J...ason? Justin? John. James! I obviously remember your name th… https://t.co/LTudgyBK6jIt’s 2 AM so I might as well confess that I have been living in this apartment for a few months now and I’m not 100… https://t.co/2AUvn3gSSHSpoiler: she texted his number and got a response. 👇👇👇 https://t.co/EWi6gz9FsOCc @ladystardust25 it’s in San Fran 👇 https://t.co/2DX0zvoDRoMary Testa for #NationalComingOutDay https://t.co/fTfJWoWyOr
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻I am super gay. On this National Coming Out Day and every day, please celebrate those in your life who have shared… https://t.co/CKSblPtzkC
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻THAT PINKY RING TELLS ME EVERYTHING I FEEL I NEED TO KNOW https://t.co/186UbYvXa9
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻Cool great no problems here https://t.co/Ewf0bjWi06
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10/12
2019
Lots of people don’t come out for many reasons, and that’s ok. You are still part of the community and you are still loved.See what @OklahomaBway's @ALISTROKER had to say about what to do when the world says no. https://t.co/ewPlU3VrjL
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻The Alamo Drafthouse preview for Pedro Almodóvar’s latest includes old timey Spanish tv footage as well as an in de… https://t.co/idLVODFrhQLet me tell you this. I'm unapologetically tired of actionless complacent white queer people taking up space they c… https://t.co/RL0U61glKg
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻One more thing Just to sum it all up. Jump for black trans women the way ya jumped on Kevin Hart. Bc It's really g… https://t.co/XUoPpDU1Ty
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @nickwiger Definitely not a robot
10/11
2019
Told y’all! #Broadway #soldout #thisOklahomafucks https://t.co/scGtgB8hBh @highkingelliott I know the feeling. Allow yourself to feel that sadness, because it’s a process and you can’t just… https://t.co/Eb6aH0Y3YcTonight’s performance of Oklahoma! is aaaaaaaaalmost sold out. Standing room tickets now available at the BO, first… https://t.co/JWd1Xyfbc5 @hearts530 @mnsalz91 I too collect infinity stones, Sam 😂 @mnsalz91 And they shall cross again I’m sure!!! :)Hi Dolls. Previews begin March 2! @CompanyBway https://t.co/cqIONk9KBF
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻Just met @mnsalz91 as she was making a delivery to my theatre, and she recognized me from twitter, SMALL WORLD 👏👏 👏… https://t.co/dwscGREfKN @Sp00kySpice ❤️A man just screamed at me AND flipped me off because I told him he can’t buy Wicked tickets here and has to go next… https://t.co/Mu6Q0wlJKF @LouisPeitzman I know, and I do, but I wanted to see a new Sondheim song performance at the Oscars. @Lin_Manuel https://t.co/PxgQHynXPy @LouisPeitzman No lie, I think about that once a week. We’ll never know what we lost because it never was.
10/10
2019
Last week marked the anniversary of #EdwardSaid’s death. I’ll be tweeting passages from his books as a commemorativ… https://t.co/IsXltdSIjy
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @Lin_Manuel I am old and crabby and REFUSE to do this, no matter how much mi phone ESTÚPIDO keeps begging. @thelucindac @highkingelliott This! You are such a great storyteller, you are so compelling and interesting and fab… https://t.co/JSYos7bYwR @highkingelliott You are so wonderful and so loved. Take the time you need but please know you have a support system here 24/7. ❤️I shouldn’t have to say this in 2019: Spit your used gum or taffy into a napkin or tissue & put it in a trash receptacle.
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10/9
2019
If you work in wardrobe, have someone’s sizes, and they show up and you can’t fit them, you might be bad at your jo… https://t.co/P0S3B2oy2V
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻I truly don’t think anyone has asked for this https://t.co/303dm6YYjJ
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @JesseThorn This. She’s a grossly underrated actor in general. Her comedic timing is phenomenal.Beware my queers of bowing down to the false god that is Timothée.
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @Lin_Manuel Smart kid. He knows it’s all about brevity.
10/8
2019
@thelucindac @hearts530 @highkingelliott @JasperLeor @SaraLeavitt5 @regalmiscreants @Moonlitfractal @Kaeldreth You… https://t.co/tJ2rlZhWqX @nevarren Oh no! I hope you’re ok! @Haleapplefan It looks beautiful! @ShadWonderguy *coughs* cast recording. Carry on!https://t.co/eOq9BXrWAN
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻No, I’ve never heard of that band I only listen to podcasts and musical theatre. @highkingelliott Whaaaaaat! @tangleofthorns @sistersome Awesome, I just put all my metal fast food logos up for sale. $13 and it's yours! https://t.co/8mN64rzcVn
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻#NYCC2019 was a blast. I met so many wonderful people, bought so much swag, saw some awesome panels and played arou… https://t.co/Gzeho48A88
10/7
2019
@hearts530 You are wonderful and I am so blessed to know you ❤️Alice and Eliot fight over Quentin while Margo checks out Tindr #NYCC2019 #themagicians @hale_applemanhttps://t.co/DO3hGn3zlZ
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻 @JasperLeor @hale_appleman @MagiciansSYFY @highkingelliott @hearts530 Quentin’s alive and having threesomes 24/7!!… https://t.co/6HtDqi31gTI ran into some magicians at NYCC. This is Quentin Coldwater’s greatest sexual fantasy. #TheMagicians #FilloryFamhttps://t.co/JfAHLXoP07I did not cosplay today because I had to go to work, but my friends rocked a Spiderverse group cosplay #NYCC2019https://t.co/s2DrHzKAbk @highkingelliott I’ll be there probably at noon! And I have no plans. I’ll find you ❤️ @highkingelliott @hale_appleman Ugh obsessed! Hope to see you tomorrow!Me: I need to organize my life and get rid of things that clutter my spaces and I don’t need. Also me: *keeps buyi… https://t.co/vkY1cCMQ3zMy biggest gripe with nerds is that The Magicians isn’t popular enough to have swag at Comic Con. Cause I would buy… https://t.co/k2amV3e422
10/6
2019
🙄 https://t.co/YD9kaeuG06ASSEMBLE! #NYCC #MarvelNYCC https://t.co/q3tgEY0L09These are my friends! #NYCC #MarvelNYCC https://t.co/mZKS5VbmjSFave cosplay #NYCC https://t.co/xT6Q9ycV0pI fucking hated Joker. That’s my review. Good night! @Sp00kySpice @MagiciansSYFY @SummerBishil1 @hale_appleman @MargotReady @theGiftHatch @AUplatedgarbage STUNNING 😍
10/4
2019
SUCCESSION GANG IS THE BEST FANDOM ON TWITTER!!! https://t.co/IEFhTyiumZ
Retweeted by 👻 Haunted Margaritaville 👻I won the #NYCC2019 lottery for the Angel Reunion Panel. I am dead. Dead. So excited! 😭 https://t.co/keVleNXFnLDon’t mind me I’m drunk
10/3
2019

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