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i coined the phrase “my appendix burst”

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"kids these days" https://t.co/0ynLibq1wk https://t.co/Qw3LgyDLhflmao https://t.co/jjzzzWLm8i
1/17
2021
national treasure is so unrealistic. when i went on my washington dc trip in high school i tried to steal the decla… https://t.co/nJ3Hwyk6fcfilm twitter after saying "cgi bad" https://t.co/eimHaMK5Qn @memetazaa we was laughing til that 3rd one 😰if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good
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Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultstill holding out hope that this is the year that karate horse comes backbig accounts stealing tweets from smaller accounts for clout https://t.co/zEdbitMIP6Hashtag MyPillow, Hashtag MartialLaw https://t.co/F7joYHnIC4
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1/16
2021
@memetazaa this is literally all i know. hope this helps king https://t.co/MjXo6kymAS01/15/2021 conservatives listening to Ariel Pink now https://t.co/bRXvTcBb9f01/13/2021 dobal trunp impeached again https://t.co/zhyYhM4zqn01/08/2021 donal trum https://t.co/gLhlPkiSPa01/05/2021 kim and kanye. more like bound 2 divorce. also maybe kanye cheated with jeffree star? https://t.co/2FhlSbQbAq01/06/2021 the thing happened01/03/2021. twitter collectively roasts bean dad into deactivating https://t.co/XUanRanlkU01/02/2021. bean dad thread drops https://t.co/QxM8gbS0TO01/01/2021. @KLobstar drops his now iconic “air frying a hot dog” thread https://t.co/GwXbi2H9732020 was the bad year. 2021 is the weird year. [a thread]"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultcan’t imagine being married to a poet, you’d be all how was your day and they’d be like i wandered lonely as a cloud
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Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultme: “you can pour warm water if you get your tongue frozen to a pole and you can pee on a jellyfish sting. but do N… https://t.co/4bMfCCJJ0bwe’ve been having a real Baja blast on this site haven’t we? hahaha hahahaha but all joking aside, things haven’t… https://t.co/jnHROjzoyA @badboychadhoy i appreciate that bud because i am in fact always having a bad day! @rudy_betrayed thanks rudy! to express my gratitude, reread the first word :)This kiss is unbelievable https://t.co/yclkm4BcpB
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @memetazaa this was very nice meme :) I’m going to show it to my mom @TylerHuckabee thanks anyways but i only listen to bands that sync up with scenes of american flags unfurling and h… https://t.co/4kUE2YSZjj
1/15
2021
hey sorry im late me and the dudes at the gas station were trading bugs like stocks
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sulttfw you’re from Pennsylvania https://t.co/jkK79F75XM
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultjust imagined hillary tweeting “it’s the getting impeached twice for me 💅” and it made me throw a lamp at the wall @badboychadhoy https://t.co/Yct5XEk2Zceveryone's asking "who could have seen all this coming" and its like um linkin park released "in the end" 21 years agoI hope that we, as a country, can soon put this divisiveness behind us and get back to the main issue that unites a… https://t.co/CO5AmWur3V
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @thexionxtra youre getting 3 likes? https://t.co/8UgXvXOvPreveryone is acting like everything is bad news but every time Rudy Giuliani is trending it is the most hilarious thing I've ever read @rudy_betrayed is this a joke tweet rudy? because if i find out you kissed a girl i’ll have to unfollowhttps://t.co/RIzF9n0YSy
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1/14
2021
I catch you eatin your pizza like this in front of me and it’s on SIGHT https://t.co/EJTUBrSAYa
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @DrakeGatsby @ronnui_ this guy gets it https://t.co/TreTJY7KE4 @CarolinesFarts where are they? https://t.co/AJw2RDm7xHGoing to close all the curtains and pretend I’m in one of those houses that’s being moved by a big truck.
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultAnd let us also not forget those whose pinned tweet was a reply to a Trump tweet for they too are sufferingone day i will stop tweeting. that day is not today or ever
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1/13
2021
It’s always twins that are conjoined. Never just a couple of guys or friends
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @jupin he better watch his back or else he might find himself pushed in a pool 😏🤜 @pixelatedboat man first he did Die Hard now he’s just doing Dieour restaurant doesn’t offer free wifi! you have to talk to actually each other! like me and my son back when we talked to each otheryou ok bro? you've barely even cranked that soulja boy today
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultPlease reply with pictures of your pets.
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @KMenzizzle she don’t sit so good https://t.co/lo9A3CR2Gfwhy is high school nostalgia a thing? if i could travel back in time to high school, i would only do it to bully my… https://t.co/e0jWcvHmcshttps://t.co/1YhtEj2a9x
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultWhere will the people who just reply “somebody didn’t have their Covfefe 😂” and “why don’t you go eat a HAMBERDER”… https://t.co/0oS3ykulvL
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1/12
2021
Kevin Spacey https://t.co/gqTMIO9254
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultme: "the last impeachment hearings kick started 2020 and it was an awful year so if the senate goes through with th… https://t.co/vsxUQxx3Cshow are yall screencapping tweets that existed for .3953 seconds??I was the 6th guy in Five Guys. They kicked me out because I kept calling the hamburgers “meat circles”
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1/11
2021
i thought this website was supposed to be cool now yet here i am just now realizing this cursed image exists https://t.co/0upEVk2edghustle NEVER sleeps. 😤 back in 2017 i decided to invest $60 in some bitcoin. 2 weeks later, how much was it worth?… https://t.co/ht3KEnYPMX
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultso apparently it’s still a dui even if youre the birthday boy
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultgame cube is the best name for that thing. it’s a game cube
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1/10
2021
You think this is funny, but if Twitter can suspend Trump’s account, they can suspend ANYONE’S account, a thing I w… https://t.co/sbTRQh95UK
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @memetazaa these good morning standards are getting pretty high homieI can’t believe they were able to get George Lucas’ team to remove him in the Home Alone 2 special edition. https://t.co/SzLbNjh9y3
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @Kevaclysm me, washing dishes: “how was school?” my kid: “we started studying the 2020s in history. my teacher say… https://t.co/yXzLhGPribEnd of an era RIP 2016-2021 😭 https://t.co/Upu563cyvk
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @FeelingEuphoric tried to find a picture of Candace Cameron saying it but it’s all this one picture https://t.co/NZdP7csRbWplease @jack take care of this account too https://t.co/6FA38HNwpq
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultoh no! now he’s on parler with an entire echo chamber of supporters! https://t.co/Td4UIxJMzP https://t.co/nTQwOPoQl8hope it’s you king ❤️ https://t.co/vHraufnx6D
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @earachefillips @pixelatedboat the different between a trump tweet and a dril tweet is sometimes very hard to discernhttps://t.co/HFaUVibnzq
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @DrakeGatsby @ronnui_ poor jeff 😔 you’ll find someone else sportglad that’s over. everything will probably be fine now https://t.co/h9sNF8Cp8z
1/9
2021
@memetazaa man im about to call my wife and let her know if thats what it takes to get that good morning https://t.co/Ad3tnpPRT7me and all the other kanye supporters storming capitol records demanding the release of yandhi and dondaBREAKING: President Trump suspended indefinitely from Letterboxd for describing Inside Llewyn Davis as “one of the… https://t.co/e53uYrjlma
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @CarolinesFarts Looks like a gritty reboot of Christoph Waltzhow come? https://t.co/1oFjSzTM7Twhat the https://t.co/mUovcK6UFW
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult*accidentally likes someone's Facebook status* *knocks on their door* "That was an accident. I did not enjoy that."
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultSources say I’m quickly becoming the most qualified expert on “everything” in the US.
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1/8
2021
fine i’ll say it since no one else will. donald trump inciting a violent insurrection in the capitol building was not very sicko mode of him
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultwhile we took the day off yesterday (obviously) kumail and i are back in the gym throwing around one of the big cem… https://t.co/5NpX2lknTR
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultMaybe in terms of money, but in terms of friends...it’s me https://t.co/hGBzcHPvJ6
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sult @memetazaa come nancy you’re going to manifest $2000 for every person in the us? personally i would try to manifest… https://t.co/7YbbXgpE2YMe deleting the 3 Ariel Pink songs I have saved in my Spotify library https://t.co/swdqfuZasf
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultMe, understands nothing: “man, america sure is down bad right now!”https://t.co/SviRPeLdaZ
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Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultFriendly reminder that Bob https://t.co/Iaz9lK6Nx5
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sultstarting to think it’d actually be incredibly easy to steal the declaration of independence
Retweeted by chris “big loser boy” sulti think a very cool passive aggressive thing marvel comics could do would be to have the punisher get kicked in the… https://t.co/fnPeVTwnLq
1/7
2021

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