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Artist. He/Him. Currently devising new show AM I A TERRIBLE PERSON. No, I don’t know where Dec is. https://t.co/JMdUbSEXUo

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Joined Twitter 6/6/11


The police cannot survive our lifetimes. I don’t know how anyone can witness the terror and brutality they unleash… https://t.co/F9muKdaEao
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Retweeted by Ant LightfootWhere this pandemic is concerned, we're all in the same storm but we are not all in the same boat. Some are in huge… https://t.co/YmORBD3IVF
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10/22
2020
i don’t have the right words to say about the atrocities happening in nigeria right now but i do know that when i s… https://t.co/NtUASXBLvv
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @Vanessa_Kisuule saw this post earlier and think it could be helpful for you: https://t.co/BRSO9NwGoS @jordbrookes must’ve managed the tip at LEASTJust because we got a Netflix series doesn't mean you can get in the Kiln.
Retweeted by Ant LightfootThis is the video whose content the British Government says should not be taught in schools. Please watch it and ju… https://t.co/XwnDsQn1ip
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10/21
2020
going through and unfollowing some accounts i follow on instagram AKA how many simpsons accounts can one man possibly follow ???
10/20
2020
https://t.co/qISloRkH6F @aliceeeebeth someone has to 😇https://t.co/pBP9jFAzdO
Retweeted by Ant Lightfootthe only dangerous minority is the rich https://t.co/1ntigUhHzk
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @AdamJohnAshford you do do that tbfsurpRAISINS!a bowl of coco pops but they’re all just raisins floating in milk @TheTabbyLamb SLAG WARS 😂 @H_Bevs fleetwood mac just started playing in my head as i read this xx @Blood_Mommy giving myself a big long gay shagthis is huge https://t.co/dvPVczeCn9
10/19
2020
so weird that i remember how that velcro felt on my neck. used to dress up like this and leap down our entire stair… https://t.co/VqU4IqYLD5(super) Post (man) Pat https://t.co/9m28wKk1xAhttps://t.co/doaOhe6Yxt
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10/18
2020
i haven't posted anything on my blog in a month because this essay has been kicking my ass for three weeks. it was… https://t.co/uwx4o8Xoq6
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10/17
2020
@thatmattymay apparently i’ve transformed to middle aged prosecco mum @thatmattymay i’m watching too how exciting is thisturning off the cold tap fully and letting the shower head douse my entire back with scalding water just to feel something @morgainefreeman CHUT CHUT CHUT CHUT LADS LADS LADSanxious, struggling to relax mini chocolate animal biscuits now featuring Freddos https://t.co/sEl1VTbWwj @majaanushka @katiecarmel omg they are SO SM0L 🥺 @morgainefreeman m8 you know i’m fully in for some chut a la mogsI won’t be wearing a poppy in November, because there’s no scientific evidence that they actually work.
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @NotLikeTheCar i honestly think they are ?! @NotLikeTheCar are dessert spoons a thing?
10/16
2020
typing "hello lol" and giggling out loud https://t.co/Wf87P1gsaD @majaanushka https://t.co/ds15bnvzmI all day ER'DAY @bkingkingking my god i feel this so so much
10/15
2020
you, a literal child: ᵉʷ, ᴵ ᴴᴬᵀᴱ ᵒʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ʲᵘⁱᶜᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵇⁱᵗˢ me, a fully grown human with a mature palette: 𝒴𝑒𝓈, 𝐼’𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝒶… https://t.co/G03QBZbkQ9
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @emiloy LOOOOL so true @Hattiethepirate SO true !!! i was so impressed when i went to my old art teachers gallery opening. More of that pls, Ms. Pirate xxxxtbf also, studying art v much taught me that grading it is........ weird ™if i was an art teacher i’d gas my students the fuck UP instead of forcing them to do another still life piece that… https://t.co/Ud1JHomRHEHow it started: How it's going: https://t.co/KaAH2KntQS
Retweeted by Ant Lightfootread this instead xxx https://t.co/1wjGWtcbII https://t.co/hNrn90Sc4k @Webbo_init let’s collect all of the collective jewellery we own and make one huge tooth
10/14
2020
a thousand rejection emails later and i haven’t ever considered not having a career in performance because I’m comp… https://t.co/0y9nw4yTqr
Retweeted by Ant LightfootWHY THE FUCK ARE WE CONSTANTLY DEFINING LOCKDOWN AS WHETHER PEOPLE CAN GO TO THE MOTHER FUCKING PUB OR NOT ?!?!?!??!!!!
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10/13
2020
I fixed it #fatima https://t.co/9SO6L9RlO2
Retweeted by Ant LightfootI appreciate the rainbow arguments seem silly to anyone on the outside but let me put it this way. For years, if y… https://t.co/CbhpXsNjce
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10/12
2020
@duloxequeen loool this is literally me except i’m now on fluvoxamine post-duloxetine 🤪
10/11
2020
my self esteem is often extremely small, so when people comment on how tall/big i am it doesn’t quite compute bc in… https://t.co/h76lcTpPOksome thoughts https://t.co/HiUt2n5wmA
10/10
2020
“My therapist said” is just the “My mama said” of adulthood
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @JamiBoii i was thinking this too 😅
10/9
2020
@Webbo_init oh my god yes xxxxbought some crispy potato slices from aldi. but. they are not crispy yet!!! they will only be crispy when i’ve cook… https://t.co/PHh3SO8ykA“don’t hug me, i’m scared” is so much more relevant to me now. the sentence not the harrowing video series.nothing like my parents https://t.co/8WfBsk4mRD
Retweeted by Ant Lightfootwhen the video they send you is over 2 minutes https://t.co/31u2IxBAhj @Webbo_init suh-hAVED
10/8
2020
i mean; burnt the entirety of my oesophagus but k https://t.co/x5ZkoJULp0 @kelseympowell hot grandma content*
10/7
2020
is prue intentionally dressed as spider-man? #GBBO https://t.co/Z2CjANNEj0 @JamiBoii in some sessions we’ve been asked to turn self view off- really helps me for this xxxare we (the youth) still talking about big moods? 🤙🏻🤠etcpassionately yelling on every platform about not having to be productive all the time but also obsessively berating… https://t.co/BvN9weTdIcimagine if your granddad did this. you'd be like, 'grandpa, you're 74, go to bed and do what the doctors tell you.' https://t.co/zrZwFIBjje
Retweeted by Ant Lightfootthis is like- my favourite tweet ever https://t.co/LoT23SDcWq
10/6
2020
@TheTeddyLamb health at every size is the only thing that’s coming to mind xxx @ScotteeIsFat whaaaaaAAaAt
10/5
2020
post lockdown pre lockdown pandemic SAD brain says what https://t.co/4VabbymjTYwhen i hit my 20s i started to feel 'guilty' about not having a core friendship group from school. this arbitrary m… https://t.co/yOQydrpgZd
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10/4
2020
it’s that time of year again boys https://t.co/nRjJ2ynny3 @HedlesChkn @imteddybless i started doing my route backwards so it’s all downhill rather than all uphill. amazing how easily yo… https://t.co/xdbZCieGb9 @loufoulkes ily and miss you so much man x
10/3
2020
@WillDixonUK oh fUCK yeahyou is who you is
Retweeted by Ant Lightfoot @bigassfrog omg they’re both so adorable !!!! @Webbo_init vimtoALL about this energy https://t.co/lqIRWMnA25extremely valid. this is why i don’t believe in FOMO. didn’t go to the party? so what- stay home and pick your pet… https://t.co/EzNjt7G8bzcan we fucking normalise doing nothing pls? you are under NO obligation to fill your free time with ‘productivity’… https://t.co/FgHz04WdkC
10/2
2020
During #BlackHistoryMonth, I suggest you inform yourself on parts of Black History that have nothing to do with sla… https://t.co/kBlxNIBOYk
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10/1
2020
@worrierqueen Actual otter balls, amazing onion basket, aaaahhhh oh BOLLOCKS (sorry what does it mean)i can’t stop watching this https://t.co/0o41Rbbaeh
Retweeted by Ant LightfootThis. 1000 this. Everyone else needs to be quiet and listen. Especially in this moment. https://t.co/D5XxwHb54I
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9/30
2020
@mizzban pls check dm xxx @katieheadon okay yes but performance art can surprise you @mizzban LOL RIGHT ? @mizzban unwrapped, nestled gently on its paper wrapper extremely precariouslythis is so painfully me with my drama teacher. Even had the same long hair. wild. https://t.co/pPhw6C2I0MI can’t think of any other reason why you’d expose the nose (lol)as side note, is f*cebook working to drive home the message to everyone over the age of 50 that covering your nose… https://t.co/4qe7Eo0n8Z @morgainefreeman Cheltenham for tattoo :)once, but later found out a friend of a friend was on the judging board.... so actually yeah no never send tweet https://t.co/tDzXmiYDzFi’m not a scientist, but in my opinion, that’s not the best course of action.waiting for a train. first time this year. just seen a man pull his mask down to his chin to eat a baguette, (sure,… https://t.co/IwboJfbQ10
9/29
2020

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