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@DStewartsTweets Agreed. What I mean by the empathy thing is that many of the women say he legitimately helped them… https://t.co/AanAcQvH4Y
7/14
2020
In awe of this site and how it presents information about 60+ Warren Ellis accusers (from 2000 to now, July 2020) w… https://t.co/vScB5eAhIt @Bimshwel yes, he's the rocket pirates guy. I wore his "Not for me, but thanks" email as a badge of pride on messag… https://t.co/bo5F7dMlrt @DStewartsTweets I haven't even read that much by him (Nextwave, Authority, some Planetary) but this is still devas… https://t.co/EooUpQeJ2BTo my 38 mutuals who still follow Warren Ellis, please please look at this site: https://t.co/oo65vXwZ3bNaked Gun ​33 1⁄3: The Final Insult (1994) https://t.co/7JUiZoBhND
7/13
2020
@discostu same because I love cakeThis is like some shit they show you on Blade Runner to find out if you're a Replicant and I'm failing. https://t.co/NIR9eEdKzn
7/12
2020
Love this headline and cannot imagine ever clicking on it. https://t.co/HkH6r0Ce24 @MinerZRP not your fault, if they do that over a game they got other shit going onSorry for the spam but this 5 second clip has brought me more joy than any other piece of media this year (porn exc… https://t.co/olPajeQQkv
7/10
2020
When the nephews come visit and you’re the weird LEGO-owning uncle https://t.co/LlYJh10wYeWhen the boys are ready https://t.co/ivuxtHmiq8Watched too much He-Man and the like and this happened: https://t.co/9jaR8MzRsY
7/9
2020
@Hola_Vicente Claro, pero por otra parte, https://t.co/lb3HPRpLknThis is real. https://t.co/ICcbzNgrm8https://t.co/W2kTv0879c @djeljosevic I just saw this for the first time the other day. Was kind of underwhelmed at first but I keep thinkin… https://t.co/oWDXD9vmiE
7/6
2020
Somehow no one had uploaded this scene to YouTube, so I had to https://t.co/elh2VZoPTV Don't sue me @DAVID_LYNCH @nintendo @claudiogonzalo @MarceloLeonart @oscarsalas @VillalobosJara @_filmico sí, escribimos de eso en Cracked. es un remak… https://t.co/jye7O99yTgLove this scene in Wild at Heart. David Lynch's music choices are always 👌 https://t.co/scfG8cXE1ZWhen Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run https://t.co/cUzYx9prW0
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7/4
2020
@TheLoganTrent Chad Mountain has the exact occupation you would expect Chad Mountain to have (aside from "Friend") @TheLoganTrent https://t.co/yDn649iYHn @_Opportunista_ A male bimbo! I see you missed the "himbo is ableist" discourse on here, too bad. (Also didn't real… https://t.co/cjIuXwNsNN @KrangTNelson ah damn, not Furio!OK, read it... phew! https://t.co/xrf4Uu85OPI'm going to be very upset at Nintendo if I read this and it says they think abuse is good and cool https://t.co/3G79TvO4fCJust realized I didn't line up the two tweets properly. Please forgive me I am a himbo.
7/3
2020
@hermeselsabio si no lo desinfectas antes de comerlo tienes que desinfectarlo después y eso es aún más engorroso🤣🤣 https://t.co/OMTcNohfpHToday @Seanbabydotcom used a dorky book about Rubik's Cubes to write a hilariously bizarre piece about time travel.… https://t.co/XHiFWhXxHc
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights)sacred imagery of bob odenkirk and david cross playing super smash brothers melee https://t.co/7GTElRIpKH
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7/2
2020
completely forgot I made this and cracked myself upHeartbreaking video of dad forcing his son into a burning car and then running away backwards 👎 https://t.co/ti6enAYlXR
7/1
2020
@CoriMarie21 just checked, I misremembered, he only mentions seeing her on TV or the newspaper (maybe he hanged the… https://t.co/yAiJFM0jc0 @CoriMarie21 didn't he use the "I had your poster" line on Donna too? I guess it could have been a NTT poster.In order to solve systemic racism I will soon delete this old tweet of mine (I was wearing blackface while tweeting… https://t.co/rGl2hLU006
6/30
2020
@ChronoFist last I checked it was pretty civil in there so those people must be screaming at something else nowWild that social distancing is over in the Nancy timeline, meaning that the comic had a 5 year jump like Endgame. https://t.co/3LUnA0ZSzP @ostrichson oh, they actually fixed that later on https://t.co/jqmvJxRSgg @ostrichson ah yes, the cartoon adaptation of this classic strip https://t.co/4GYOYh2u7Y
6/29
2020
Hmmmm why are people so radicalized against police, can't figure it out https://t.co/H4iJ9CUIs8Pictures I've saved to my desktop to cheer me up during these end times: https://t.co/Qj4RuMZRyQ
6/28
2020
LRT: Horsehorse https://t.co/0ou3hDJvwQ
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6/27
2020
I put on the MASK from jim carrey's THE MASK but turn into a green-faced Anton Chigurh from "No country for old men"
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6/26
2020
@maestromorte only if you were black, because if you were black that meant you definitely liked disco @DickBrazen @cracked @DCComics @MarvelStudios @Marvel I think Black Bomber could have been made to work somehow, bu… https://t.co/X3QiAynnIHWrote this whole thing as an excuse to put Tyroc's costume on the front page. https://t.co/O8zpSSDk1s @backwards7 @DStewartsTweets D, which of those animals produces the tastiest poo in your considerable experience? @danieljohnhall that scene was implied by my original tweet. you'll be hearing from my aussie lawyer @DStewartsTweets @danieljohnhall You stumbled into this old tweet of mine? https://t.co/yQeW7wxKgY You motherfucker. I will ruin you.
6/25
2020
An officer of the Chilean special police force abused his weapon throughout 2019's protests. On one day alone, offi… https://t.co/sP1qHm4uZO
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6/24
2020
Dilbert sucks ass.
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights)Full credit for the idea and inspiration goes to @TheLoganTrent https://t.co/x2nNIr9EkOWrote about the best protest dogs to exist, which is all of them. https://t.co/S72HUn2XgC
6/23
2020
@americanwombat worked out well for my government! https://t.co/1lWNtAAKev
6/21
2020
Thinking of a dignified way to let my neighbors know I had a late night coughing fit for eating too many cookies an… https://t.co/CzOBAooPlS
6/20
2020
Been playing the games on the https://t.co/D8X32b9D8M racial justice bundle that work on actual retro hardware and… https://t.co/3tm2gzslbbEDDIE VEDDER: I’m getting cancelled CHRIS CORNELL (four octaves up): I’m getting cancelled
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights)Just realized this could be interpreted as being about 2020 and covid, I meant 1985 and these guys https://t.co/nSsL8KkgacNot enjoying living in a time period where you can say "the virus" and everyone immediately knows which one.
6/19
2020
The private group now has nearly 50 members. Please, if you know of anyone who might have been targeted by… https://t.co/uHwD2QnBy7
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights)Related: Put together a detailed history of Marvel's gay characters, from Hulk's YMCA shower rapists to the time No… https://t.co/d0qfpo1tu2
6/18
2020
@Hola_Vicente ellis?! plw
6/16
2020
@PatrickDRyall Nice, I'd never heard of it before but I read some for this article and it's cool. I hope he does a Kickstarter or something.Very proud of this caption https://t.co/kvP0ifVsfNWrote about the distinguished Marvel Comics career of the birdwatcher that lady tried to have killed by cop in Cent… https://t.co/s4KxP9zNKK
6/15
2020
Chad Mountain ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈChad Mountain (Friend)Chad Mountain Friend https://t.co/oo3hSGAiPb
6/14
2020
Someone's gonna make a hilarious movie about this humanitarian crisis in like 5000 years. https://t.co/PEQu5cReBi
6/13
2020
@Hola_Vicente a mi esa vez me firmó el Green Lantern/Green Arrow donde Speedy le hace a la pasta base, asumo que ahora vale millones
6/12
2020
Wow, this lady called it. https://t.co/iPle2hXH1r @SmitheeMMB That looks like a significant step up from being in that gorilla suit. @SmitheeMMB Wow. I just assumed neither of them was ever allowed to make a movie again after this one. That sounds awesome, I'll look it up.It's been two months since I found out there's a movie called "Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla". In an effort… https://t.co/kKfqEq0KaPme rn: https://t.co/eapwrPGv63 https://t.co/jbTR1iojQzHoly SHIT, Nancy. https://t.co/EDScNMHKNg
6/11
2020
Look at the date... what did coffee_dad know? https://t.co/DybvItWXx4
6/10
2020
Saw this video of flying icebergs and had to do it. https://t.co/iO1oBhdxcm
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights) @RSthePit on comments here, yeah. same as when videos of cops attacking peaceful protests are found and people go "… https://t.co/T7kFRyUZ6dThe defense for this seems to be "But most of the graffiti is real!" Sure, but this demonstrates that they don't ac… https://t.co/BEmpnzSMYv @motonetas pero por interés general yo creo que igual lo permitirían, habla con los mods! @motonetas sale el post vacío (sin foto) y cuando reviso tu perfil sale [removed]. creo que te lo borraron, habla c… https://t.co/KDcTSzoOeE @motonetas la borraste?Rough translation, because I know Chilean Spanish can be hard to decipher: People: Hey, you're breaking down the w… https://t.co/ZDdtabLP07
6/9
2020
@AlexSchmidty You rule, I've always thought it was dope to be able to say I work for the same place as you. This sucks.Thanos Is Warning People About The Virus In Bolivia --> https://t.co/VrU8CEvaqU "Thanos, the virus, is taking over… https://t.co/dOM1Hyix6Y
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights) @DStewartsTweets I just looked this up and realized it's a Fortnite reference and now I feel old. Why would you do this to me?
6/8
2020
"50/m/NYC? ugh" https://t.co/B7QfIVykzt
6/6
2020
on a lighter note, here's Milla Jovovich having hot cybersex with David Bowie https://t.co/eZBtocxB08Maybe that woman sitting there is the fucking Joker. I don't care. If you have cops who feel justified doing this i… https://t.co/fB6YWa0V56When you say these are a few bad apples you're saying this shit is an acceptable side effect of police work. No, it… https://t.co/ntu9DHej8ePSA: Social Distancing Do's and Don'ts (feat. Sub Zero and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat): https://t.co/GTI1t5KZF7
Retweeted by Max Yezpitelok (Chile Still Violates Human Rights) @the_trooper2003 @weirdshitblog yeah, I meant that "not yet". @weirdshitblog I was surprised to see that email was from April, it feels like six months ago. Fucking 2020.Look what you did @weirdshitblog (aka anjldust). You jinxed it. https://t.co/o3N7fkbTPe
6/5
2020

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