Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Comedian & great friend. Profile pic by @idilsukan

1,265 Following   269,642 Followers   15,978 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/6/10


If you're on the left and advocating ending the BBC licence fee, you're proposing that we privatise a public utilit… https://t.co/h7U00icSpY
Retweeted by Nish Kumarhttps://t.co/0gYxU9PzWg
Retweeted by Nish KumarThe Guardian view on the licence fee: the BBC will not be the BBC without it | Editorial https://t.co/dIOYqMUJLt
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/24
2020
Welcome to our writers’ room (Nish insisted on having his own picture because “he’s the boss” 📸) https://t.co/4aTK7akoW3
Retweeted by Nish Kumar @BiBiVirtue @darrenrichman seconded - this is a stinker of an opinion darrenop ed wankers https://t.co/4g9Easj5m3why do these people not understand taxationFamously, if there’s money left over at the end of making a star trek film, it gets pumped back into the local econ… https://t.co/vIRMnFZCeV @EdGambleComedy @phlaimeaux @FringeofColour @Rose_Matafeo @sindhuvfunny @AhirShah @destheray i thought your names were farrow and ballHello friends. We are doing a big benefit for @FringeofColour on February 17th. It's a great scheme that gives free… https://t.co/tz9kwFIiOl
1/23
2020
Michael Palin in this interview 💔 #TerryJones https://t.co/CM2dWqsRZZ
Retweeted by Nish KumarSum up the UK In one tweet https://t.co/8R1H0r3mdT
Retweeted by Nish KumarYES. This is an incredible show. https://t.co/bRkNA1TCQa
1/22
2020
@CandiceC_W @nikeshshukla @ChantayyJayy Legends
1/21
2020
@CasparSalmon I was watching it yesterday and then remembered I own it on blu ray. Now watching it on blu ray. It’s just the best.This actor they've unearthed to take shots at black people about race is just the latest man in a chorus line. It w… https://t.co/Meq8cozwhs
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/20
2020
Sweets https://t.co/tlk3MzelFR
1/19
2020
Tonight at 630pm on @BBCRadio4 - listen to @TheNewsQuiz with these cuties https://t.co/SqyVTDQASj @BiBiVirtue @TNeenan He sounds like a badly written villain in a kids filmI’m so excited https://t.co/anQ6cbS43Z
1/17
2020
@bronactitley omg I LOVE THIS BABYperfect caption for the photo https://t.co/OzYhAf9U7XThis has been mine and Nish’s dream for years. As you can see, we are a laugh https://t.co/iauCVM9Zuh
Retweeted by Nish KumarIs politics funnier now than it's ever been? Join us on 7 February at our #BrexitAndComedy panel event where… https://t.co/YEse08vAor
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/16
2020
I was wondering why they spent the rest of the day calling me “number seven”. https://t.co/6K36Bwd8gD @mr_nugent 100% would donateThis episode is now available globally so please have a listen right now. https://t.co/uNyOisUDQa
1/15
2020
The only bong I care about right now https://t.co/DhIX47Z7npLook if you want to talk about something serious, stop saying the word “bong”.
1/14
2020
Lots of opportunities to get yourself registered as #stemcell donor over the coming months. YOU have the opportunit… https://t.co/BxlIlA50Ot
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/12
2020
@raaleh @Milo_Edwards i’m scared @raaleh @Milo_Edwards Oh boy this screams another kumar guest ep @Rose_Matafeo GreatVery pleased to be guest hosting this series of @TheNewsQuiz for @BBCRadio4 - Episode One is right here: https://t.co/JJgsWh21Y0 @judeinlondon2 @tezilyas @adamec87 if tez is willing to take a catastrophic pay cut he’s hired
1/11
2020
630pm on @BBCRadio4 - first quiz of the new series. https://t.co/U8GZollWBgI was made to resign from my job at the Home Office because I made a comedy short called the Go Home Office, where… https://t.co/BcSBQmfQcT
Retweeted by Nish Kumar❤️ https://t.co/ODES6USkfuSometimes clips get more topical https://t.co/msYDq92P4E
Retweeted by Nish KumarWe won’t discuss tabloid culture, Britain’s right wing press and how it commodifies base sexist, classist and racis… https://t.co/5ZVpFIC4Ba
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/10
2020
@phlaimeaux i'm 0/3 on these @Rose_Matafeo Omg
1/9
2020
a man so intolerant he can't even bear to say the word "tolerate" https://t.co/Wsac25ZbYy
1/8
2020
@jngovando @LWLies @LaBocaDesign I hope you aren’t joking because I will do that @LWLies @LaBocaDesign Please may I buy this
1/7
2020
@renireni FUUUUCCCKKKKKK
1/6
2020
@phlaimeaux another goddam photo I got cut out ofHahahahahahahhaahah https://t.co/ebfmIGDR9M
1/5
2020
@Scriblit Happy Birthday GHC xxxx❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/mCpJR7svg1
1/4
2020
Dominic Cummings is about a year away from doing a rap for Boris Johnson that features the line "B to the O JO, he be the O GO"We’re back this evening with a best of 2019 compilation show hosted by Nish Kumar. Happy New Year!… https://t.co/1A4GyL7NZO
Retweeted by Nish KumarJesus https://t.co/whtc6GqOCt
1/3
2020
‘Low value people’ https://t.co/ERp6Fpg8po
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
1/1
2019
happy new year to you all xxWho people thought I was at the start of the decade vs who people think I am at the end of the decade https://t.co/Hvhsb1Lexa
12/31
2019
Happy Boxing Day🤪 Episode 76 Films of The Decade Christmas Special with @MrNishKumar is here! Live @BFI! Contains… https://t.co/yzOoUIokaF
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
12/26
2019
Merry Christmas to you all. Let’s celebrate the birth of Jesus the way he would want: by getting shitfaced and yelling at our families x❤️ https://t.co/s748miKN4L
12/25
2019
❤️❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/dBM74N7xBZ
12/24
2019
Lads if you want to abuse me on twitter can you just abuse me and not drag the Samaritans in it. Please. This is my… https://t.co/TjWEHCEaYSWoweeeee brother. Wow. Eee. https://t.co/Zi7AnANt5e
12/23
2019
Reporter: “Is there racism in the UK?” Stormzy: “Definitely, 100%. It's like: 'Oh no, we're not racist'. But there'… https://t.co/4diTzVte1t
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
12/22
2019
Solidarity with @OwenJones84 who is a powerful and important voice and simply a lovely boy x
12/21
2019
Hard time of year for a lot of folks. Suicide Hotline 116 123 (Samaritans) A simple copy and paste might save som… https://t.co/pmrvgvAVXC
12/20
2019
Last few tickets for this tomorrow! https://t.co/kWMFGGLTVR
12/18
2019
@FieldMushroom Added it to the listDay 4 https://t.co/7k01962tN0
12/16
2019
Day Three https://t.co/JcWoTWtFTq
12/15
2019
Allison has blocked me - here’s the tweet https://t.co/ji2W3kVy1TDay Two https://t.co/fQ6antRz35Here’s my impression of the beauty blogger who lives next door to Adam Driver in Marriage Story who was trying to f… https://t.co/kIxKgLq6jn
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
12/14
2019
Day one https://t.co/nYrjkoeAbMIf you'd told me after the most profound crisis of capitalism since 1929, when Thatcherite economics almost caused… https://t.co/ZEj1qAIpBa
Retweeted by Nish KumarGood ol’ first past the post https://t.co/Jt9lFBHL3S
Retweeted by Nish Kumar @AshleyKB91 @jonoread I’m sorry to keep banging this drum. I’m not the host. That’s a different person. I’m the one… https://t.co/G4qecxcJrWBy the way, this is a photo of me reacting to the Prime Minister’s father saying women who wear burqas shouldn’t be… https://t.co/YpbNzlRVziGood morning https://t.co/8GdAjS4RdnFirst thoughts. What will Boris Johnson's majority mean for Brexit? https://t.co/tzwqje4uiZ
Retweeted by Nish KumarAlready seeing a touch of anti-Semitism doing the rounds with a "labour lost because of you" vibe and I just want t… https://t.co/9fJ0sBUw8O
Retweeted by Nish KumarI did my shift on the Channel 4 show and have headed off. Thanks for your supportive comments. Love to you all x @AshleyKB91 @jonoread Mate. I’m not the host. That’s not me. After a rough night this wasn’t what I needed.
12/13
2019
❤️ https://t.co/v25AKAnjWCI did not know this and it is very important https://t.co/a69xMO4jM6 @trchrestomanci @LabourLewis4Edu Or literally the tweet before this oneI DIDN’T KNOW TAKE NOTE NI! https://t.co/sGUIaAXr1wA reminder https://t.co/TssGebfaKM @Okwonga @stormzy YEEEESSSSSSS THIS IS THE CONTENT I NEEDED ON ELECTION DAY @judeinlondon2 🙏🏾 @renireni Sorry to hear my friend. Sending love xxGo vote. https://t.co/4U3dzKS29K @AliceSnedden @Rose_Matafeo it me
12/12
2019
Interesting. Key writer of the right, saying why he can’t support Johnson . Worth a read https://t.co/T17oGggBJX
Retweeted by Nish Kumar @nikeshshukla Heyyyyyyy dr hermanooooo @nikeshshukla Yes brother xxxxxx @lucyprebblish I’ve watched the rap once a week since I saw the episode @chrisweitz hahahahahahahahah @chrisweitz I cannot emphasise how close it is between the top two @lucyprebblish Where is “Dundee in the motherfucking house” one? @MrNishKumar @LBC .@MrNishKumar :"Johnson's problem is trust, and that lack of trust is totally justified" 2/3… https://t.co/4hEzssF010
Retweeted by Nish Kumar
12/11
2019

0